Thomas Haden Church Movies

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John Carter (2012)
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Transported to Barsoom, a Civil War vet discovers a barren planet seemingly inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Woola and a princess in desperate need of a savior. (132 mins.)
Director: Andrew Stanton
 
2.
We Bought a Zoo (2011)
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Set in Southern California, a father moves his young family to the countryside to renovate and re-open a struggling zoo. (124 mins.)
Director: Cameron Crowe
 
3.
Killer Joe (2011)
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When a debt puts a young man's life in danger, he turns to putting a hit out on his evil mother in order to collect the insurance. (102 mins.)
 
4.
Another Happy Day (2011)
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A wedding at her parents' Annapolis estate hurls high-strung Lynn into the center of touchy family dynamics. (119 mins.)
Director: Sam Levinson
 
5.
Easy A (2010)
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A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. (92 mins.)
Director: Will Gluck
 
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All About Steve (2009)
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Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill
 
7.
Aliens in the Attic (2009)
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A group of kids must protect their vacation home from invading aliens. (86 mins.)
Director: John Schultz
 
8.
Imagine That (2009)
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A financial executive who can't stop his career downspiral is invited into his daughter's imaginary world, where solutions to his problems await. (107 mins.)
 
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Don McKay (2009)
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Don McKay, a high school janitor who leaves his hometown after a tragedy, returns 25 years later to rekindle a romance with his old flame, who is dying, but this homecoming brings McKay more than he bargained for. (87 mins.)
Director: Jake Goldberger
 
10.
Smart People (2008)
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Into the life of a widowed professor comes a new love and an unexpected visit from his adopted brother. (95 mins.)
Director: Noam Murro
 
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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
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A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge. (139 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
 
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Charlotte's Web (2006)
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Wilbur the pig is scared of the end of the season, because he knows that come that time, he will end up on the dinner table. He hatches a plan with Charlotte, a spider that lives in his pen, to ensure that this will never happen. (97 mins.)
Director: Gary Winick
 
13.
Idiocracy (2006)
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Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes five centuries in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive. (84 mins.)
Director: Mike Judge
 
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Over the Hedge (2006)
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A scheming raccoon fools a mismatched family of forest creatures into helping him repay a debt of food, by invading the new suburban sprawl that popped up while they were hibernating...and learns a lesson about family himself. (83 mins.)
 
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Spanglish (2004)
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A woman and her daughter emigrate from Mexico for a better life in America, where they start working for a family where the patriarch is a newly celebrated chef with an insecure wife. (131 mins.)
Director: James L. Brooks
 
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Sideways (2004)
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Two men reaching middle age with not much to show but disappointment embark on a week-long road trip through California's wine country, just as one is about to take a trip down the aisle. (126 mins.)
Director: Alexander Payne
 
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Serial Killing 4 Dummys (2004)
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Casey Noland, a high school kid with no direction in life, decides to pursue the serial killing profession. Only problem... (89 mins.)
Director: Trace Slobotkin
 
18.
George of the Jungle 2 (2003 Video)
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George, now a father, goes to Las Vegas, where he has to help out his brother. (87 mins.)
Director: David Grossman
 
19.
Rolling Kansas (2003)
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An independent film about a road trip to find a magical forest of marijuana. (89 mins.)
 
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The Badge (2002)
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A sheriff (Thornton) begins an investigation into the death of a local trans individual after hearing... (103 mins.)
Director: Robby Henson
 
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Lone Star State of Mind (2002)
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Earl is engaged to his step-sister Baby. Baby has entrusted him to take care of her misfit cousin Junior... (88 mins.)
Director: David Semel
 
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Monkeybone (2001)
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In a coma, a cartoonist finds himself trapped within his own underground creation and must find a way to get back, while racing against his popular but treacherous character, Monkeybone. (93 mins.)
Director: Henry Selick
 
23.
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)
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A gang of ex-cons rob a casino during Elvis convention week. (125 mins.)
 
24.
The Specials (2000)
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The sixth or seventh best superhero team in the world pursue their rightful place in the harshly competitive world of toy tie-ins and fighting evil. (82 mins.)
Director: Craig Mazin
 
25.
Goosed (1999)
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Jennifer Tilly plays a woman who's told by her psychic that the man of her dreams is a doctor named Steve. Guess who the doctor is? (95 mins.)
Director: Aleta Chappelle
 
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Free Money (1998)
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Walrus-like warden, Sven "Swede" Sorenson, a cross between Bluto and Wimpy, runs the prison, murders convicts who escape... (91 mins.)
Director: Yves Simoneau
 
27.
Susan's Plan (1998)
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Susan wants her reprehensible ex-husband dead and, in several bungled attempts by henchmen, tries to accomplish the deed... (89 mins.)
Director: John Landis
 
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One Night Stand (1997)
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Los Angeles advertisement director Max visits his friend, artist Charlie, who was diagnosed with A.I.D.S... (102 mins.)
Director: Mike Figgis
 
29.
George of the Jungle (1997)
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A man raised in the jungle by apes falls in love with a wealthy American heiress. (92 mins.)
Director: Sam Weisman
 
30.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
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A man on the run is hunted by a demon known as the Collector. (92 mins.)
 
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Tombstone (1993)
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A successful lawman's plans to retire anonymously in Tombstone, Arizona, are disrupted by the kind of outlaws he was famous for eliminating. (130 mins.)
 
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Gypsy Angels (1980)
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Vanna White is a stripper who falls for a stunt pilot who develops amnesia after a crash. (92 mins.)
Director: Alan Smithee