Beyond Bad

The absolutely awful movies that we all sit through hoping it's going to get better but never does. (In no particular order)
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1.
84 Charing Cross Road (1987)
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True story of a transatlantic business correspondence about used books that developed into a close friendship. (100 mins.)
Director: David Jones
“ It's overly long, extremely boring and nothing actually happens except that you get really frustrated watching the two characters almost fall in love. ” - neilgod
 
2.
Same Time, Next Year (1978)
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A man and woman meet by chance at a romantic inn over dinner. Although both are married to others, they... (119 mins.)
Director: Robert Mulligan
“ It's dull as dish water, there's no real chemistry between the leads and I sat through the whole fricking thing at like two o' clock in the morning for no reason other than I (mistakenly) thought it had to improve. ” - neilgod
 
3.
Julian Po (1997)
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Christian Slater is a stranger who comes to a small town. The local citizens think he's up to no good... (84 mins.)
Director: Alan Wade
“ It won't make you laugh or cry or feel anything other than extreme boredom. Avoid at all costs. ” - neilgod
 
4.
He Was a Quiet Man (2007)
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An office worker inadvertently becomes a hero after he saves a woman's life. (95 mins.)
“ Skip it! ” - neilgod
 
5.
Love N' Dancing (2009)
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2002: Jake Mitchell is the defending World West Coast Swing Champion. He's got everything going for him: looks... (91 mins.)
Director: Robert Iscove
“ Want a romantic, funny film to watch with your friends or even alone with a tub of ice cream and cheesy snacks? Then watch Dirty Dancing. The dialogue's bad, the dancing isn't great, it's not funny just not that great in general. ” - neilgod
 
6.
Road House (1989)
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A tough bouncer is hired to tame a dirty bar. (114 mins.)
“ Maybe it's because I'm the wrong generation and the whole thing looks old, or maybe it's because it's kinda boring. But either way this made the list. ” - neilgod
 
7.
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A Brooklyn teenager feels his only chance to succeed is as the king of the disco floor. His carefree youth and weekend dancing help him to forget the reality of his bleak life. (118 mins.)
Director: John Badham
“ Again, this may be because I'm too young but it's achingly slow - Grease is still a great film so I'm going to go with achingly slow over the age gap thing. ” - neilgod
 
8.
I Hate Valentine's Day (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A florist, who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man, finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town. (98 mins.)
Director: Nia Vardalos
“ It's physically painful to watch. Put on Driving Aphrodite instead, it's much better. ” - neilgod
 
9.
Troy (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
An adaptation of Homer's great epic, the film follows the assault on Troy by the united Greek forces and chronicles the fates of the men involved. (163 mins.)
“ Factually it's so far wrong that the mistakes would probably take up more space than the Illiad, but even ignoring all of that it's just a terrible film. Pretty boys can only cover up so much ya know. ” - neilgod
 
10.
The Nun's Story (1959)
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After leaving a wealthy Belgian family to become a nun, Sister Luke struggles with her devotion to her vows during crisis, disappointment, and World War II. (149 mins.)
Director: Fred Zinnemann
“ It never ends and nothing happens! There's an almost romance with a yummy doctor and then nothing! What is the point of a film where nothing interesting happens? Audrey Hepburn, no offence never made it into the same league as Katherine Hepburn - she just cannot pull this movie off. ” - neilgod
 
11.
No Reservations (2007)
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The life of a top chef changes when she becomes the guardian of her young niece. (104 mins.)
Director: Scott Hicks
“ The only time it's even remotely bare-able is when Aaron Eckhart is on screen and Zeta-Jones isn't. ” - neilgod
 
12.
Love Soup (2005 TV Series)
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Alice Chenery and Gil Raymond are perfect for each other. They like the same things, respect the same things, and share the same beliefs. The only problem is that they are completely unaware of each other's existence. (59 mins.)
“ The ending will suck out your soul and leave you hollow inside. If you believe in love, romance and destiny avoid this show at all costs. ” - neilgod
 
13.
Get a Clue (2002 TV Movie)
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A wealthy student with too much fashion sense, her equally rich friends, and her rival/superior from the school paper work together to solve the case when their teacher goes missing. (83 mins.)
 
14.
Love's Labour's Lost (2000)
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An update of the classic Shakespeare story, director Kenneth Branagh shot this movie like a classic 30s musical. The film tells the story of four best friends who swear off love. (93 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Branagh
“ Maybe it's because it's a musical that it's so bad? ” - neilgod
 
15.
When in Rome (2002 Video)
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Leila and Charli Hunter are in Rome to participate in a Summer Intern Program. After they begin their jobs... (94 mins.)
Director: Steve Purcell
“ Blame the editing. ” - neilgod
 
16.
Earthsea (2004 Mini-Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A reckless youth is destined to become the greatest sorcerer that the mystical land of Earthsea has ever known... (90 mins.)
“ It's not like the book and as a stand alone movie it just sucks. Plus it's in two parts so it goes on forever. ” - neilgod
 
17.
Bounce (2000)
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A man switches plane tickets with another man who dies in that plane in a crash. The man falls in love with the deceased one's wife. (106 mins.)
Director: Don Roos
 
18.
Something to Talk About (1995)
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A woman's world is rocked when she discovers her husband is cheating on her. (106 mins.)
Director: Lasse Hallstrom
 
19.
Heaven Can Wait (1978)
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A Los Angeles Rams quarterback, accidentally taken away from his body by an overanxious angel before he was meant to die, returns to life in the body of a recently murdered millionaire. (101 mins.)
 
20.
True Jackson, VP (2008 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The adventures of True Jackson, a 15-year-old, who becomes the VP of her favorite fashion company, Mad Style...
 
21.
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004 TV Series)
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This parody series is an unearthed 80s horror/drama, complete with poor production values, awful dialogue and hilarious violence. The series is set in a Hospital in Romford, which is situated over the gates of Hell. (30 mins.)
“ I'm a big fan of Matt Berry and Richard Ayaode but sometimes even deliberate crapiness is just crap sorry. ” - neilgod
 
22.
So Close (2002)
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A conflict of interest between two high-kicking assassin sisters is complicated as they're pursued by the criminals who hired them and an equally high-kicking female cop. (111 mins.)
Director: Cory Yuen
 
23.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
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A down-on-his-luck inventor turns a broken-down Grand Prix car into a fancy vehicle for his children, and then they go off on a magical fantasy adventure to save their grandfather in a far-off land. (144 mins.)
Director: Ken Hughes
“ The music will drive you insane. If you have any small children don't let them watch it because they will watch it over and over again until your head explodes or you turn into the childcatcher and lock them in a cage. ” - neilgod
 
24.
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
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A man obsessed with conspiracy theories becomes a target after one of his theories turns out to be true. Unfortunately, in order to save himself, he has to figure out which theory it is. (135 mins.)
Director: Richard Donner
 
25.
Zoom (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Former superhero Jack is called back to work to transform an unlikely group of ragtag kids into superheroes at a private Academy. (83 mins.)
Director: Peter Hewitt
“ Tried too hard. Watch Sky High instead. ” - neilgod
 
26.
Far and Away (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A young man leaves Ireland with his landlord's daughter after some trouble with her father, and they... (140 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
“ The Irish accents will send you into meltdown about ten minutes in and if you last longer than that then the entire film will send you into meltdown. ” - neilgod
 
27.
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An American reporter goes to the Australian outback to meet an eccentric crocodile poacher and invites him to New York City. (97 mins.)
Director: Peter Faiman
“ This goes for all of them. ” - neilgod
 
28.
My Left Foot (1989)
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Christy Brown, born with cerebral palsy, learns to paint and write with his only controllable limb - his left foot. (103 mins.)
Director: Jim Sheridan
“ It's a true story, it's educational, it's brilliantly acted - it's also dull. ” - neilgod
 
29.
America's Sweethearts (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A movie publicist deals with the messy public split of his movie's co-stars while keeping reporters at bay while a reclusive director holds the film's print hostage. (102 mins.)
Director: Joe Roth
“ Now this is so absolutely terribly awful that really you can't watch it without laughing (at it not with it obviously). ” - neilgod
 
30.
Fred Claus (2007)
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Fred Claus, Santa's bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole. (116 mins.)
Director: David Dobkin
“ Not funny. ” - neilgod
 
31.
Big Fat Liar (2002)
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After a young boy's school essay erroneously finds its way into the hands of a Hollywood producer who turns the idea into a hit film, the boy travels to Los Angeles to claim his credit. (88 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
 
32.
Man to Man with Dean Learner (2006 TV Series)
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Live from his luxury apartment in London's glittering East End, Dean Learner (Club owner, Celebrity Manager, Entrepreneur and Publisher of high-class gentleman's magazines) invites you to meet some of his closest friends, Man to Man.
 
33.
Hotel for Dogs (2009)
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Two kids secretly take in stray dogs at a vacant hotel. (100 mins.)
“ The dogs are cute. ” - neilgod
 
34.
Mystic Pizza (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Three teenage girls come of age while working at a pizza parlor in the Connecticut town of Mystic. (104 mins.)
Director: Donald Petrie
 
35.
Love Wrecked (2005)
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On a Caribbean cruise, Jenny is marooned on a beach with her rock and roll idol. Deliriously in love with the idea of time alone with him, she manages to hide the fact that they're a stone's throw away from their resort. (87 mins.)
Director: Randal Kleiser
“ Amanda Bynes makes some really great Saturday evening, Sunday afternoon movies, but this wasn't one of them. ” - neilgod
 
36.
About Last Night... (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A man and woman meet and try to have a romantic affair, despite their personal problems and the interference of their disapproving friends. (113 mins.)
Director: Edward Zwick
 
37.
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield. (91 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
“ Watch the first one, skip this and move straight to number 3. It'll make more sense that way as a whole. ” - neilgod
 
38.
Roxanne (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Based on the play "Cyrano de Bergerac", large nosed C.D. Bales falls for the beautiful Roxanne while she falls for his personality but another man's looks. (107 mins.)
Director: Fred Schepisi
 
39.
View from the Top (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A small-town woman tries to achieve her goal of becoming a flight attendant. (87 mins.)
Director: Bruno Barreto
“ Great cast, shame about the rest of it. ” - neilgod
 
40.
Clockstoppers (2002)
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A teenager accidentally activates a machine that enables him to speed up his body so that other people seem to be standing still. (94 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Frakes
 
41.
The Expendables (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent. (103 mins.)
 
42.
Goodfellas (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Henry Hill and his friends work their way up through the mob hierarchy. (146 mins.)
Director: Martin Scorsese
 
43.
Into the Wild (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
After graduating from Emory University, top student and athlete Christopher McCandless abandons his possessions, gives his entire $24,000 savings account to charity and hitchhikes to Alaska to live in the wilderness. Along the way, Christopher encounters a series of characters that shape his life. (148 mins.)
Director: Sean Penn
“ Emile Hirsh is without a doubt fantastically beautiful. That's all I can say without being mean. ” - neilgod
 
44.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to reclaim their old glory. (136 mins.)
Director: George Lucas
“ This was the beginning of the end. It single-handedly destroyed a brilliant series. If you want to remember what Star Wars used to be like watch Fan Boys. ” - neilgod
 
45.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
The Bride wakens from a four-year coma. The child she carried in her womb is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her - a team she was once part of. (111 mins.)
 
46.
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Sparks fly when spirited Elizabeth Bennet meets single, rich, and proud Mr. Darcy. But Mr. Darcy reluctantly finds himself falling in love with a woman beneath his class. Can each overcome their own pride and prejudice? (129 mins.)
Director: Joe Wright
“ They destroyed it! The only funny lines were directly taken from the book, the ending was a muddle of Wuthering Heights not P&P but most of all the acting and the chemistry was appalling! It has absolutely no redeeming features. ” - neilgod
 
47.
The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In the midst of the Gulf War, soldiers are kidnapped and brainwashed for sinister purposes. (129 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Demme
 
48.
28 Days Later... (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Four weeks after a mysterious, incurable virus spreads throughout the UK, a handful of survivors try to find sanctuary. (113 mins.)
Director: Danny Boyle
 
49.
The Karate Kid (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Work causes a single mother to move to China with her young son; in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master. (140 mins.)
Director: Harald Zwart
“ Way too long. ” - neilgod
 
50.
The Others (2001)
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A woman who lives in a darkened old house with her two photosensitive children becomes convinced that her family home is haunted. (101 mins.)
 
51.
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Balian of Ibelin travels to Jerusalem during the crusades of the 12th century, and there he finds himself as the defender of the city and its people. (144 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
“ It was a mess, totally inaccurate and mostly kind of ridiculous. ” - neilgod
 
52.
You Again (2010)
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When a young woman realizes her brother is about to marry the girl who bullied her in high school, she sets out to expose the fiancée's true colors. (105 mins.)
Director: Andy Fickman
“ It slid down mediocre drive and parked right in 'oh why?' lane. Don't bother with it. ” - neilgod
 
53.
The Transporter (2002)
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Frank is hired to "transport" packages for unknown clients and has made a very good living doing so. But when asked to move a package that begins moving, complications arise. (92 mins.)
 
54.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. (96 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
“ Watch the dance on youtube save yourself two hours. ” - neilgod
 
55.
Dear John (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A romantic drama about a soldier who falls for a conservative college student while he's home on leave. (108 mins.)
“ It's from the guy who wrote The Notebook and A Walk to Remember which are two great films and phenomenal books. That didn't happen here, the books great you should buy it instead of watching this. ” - neilgod
 
56.
I, Robot (2004)
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In 2035, a technophobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robot, which leads to a larger threat to humanity. (115 mins.)
Director: Alex Proyas
 
57.
War of the Worlds (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
As Earth is invaded by alien tripod fighting machines, one family fights for survival. (116 mins.)
“ The original is brilliant this isn't. ” - neilgod
 
58.
Closer (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
The relationships of two couples become complicated and deceitful when the man from one couple meets the woman of the other. (104 mins.)
Director: Mike Nichols
 
59.
King Arthur (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A demystified take on the tale of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. (126 mins.)
Director: Antoine Fuqua
“ Clive Owen and Ioan Gruffard look great in it. ” - neilgod
 
60.
A History of Violence (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A mild-mannered man becomes a local hero through an act of violence, which sets off repercussions that will shake his family to its very core. (96 mins.)
“ Sudden bursts of violence does not make up for tediousness. ” - neilgod
 
61.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
While attending his brother's wedding, a serial womanizer is haunted by the ghosts of his past girlfriends. (100 mins.)
Director: Mark Waters
 
62.
The Last Song (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A rebellious girl is sent to a Southern beach town for the summer to stay with her father. Through their mutual love of music, the estranged duo learn to reconnect. (107 mins.)
“ It tried too hard but never made the emotional connection it needed to really grab the audience. ” - neilgod
 
63.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A bored married couple is surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other. (120 mins.)
Director: Doug Liman
 
64.
National Treasure (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries. (131 mins.)
Director: Jon Turteltaub
 
65.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
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Two siblings visit their grandfather's grave in Texas along with three of their friends and are attacked by a family of cannibalistic psychopaths. (83 mins.)
Director: Tobe Hooper
“ It aged badly. Very badly. So badly that watching it is now an act of immense concentration and should be applauded by anyone who attempts it. ” - neilgod
 
66.
Rumor Has It... (2005)
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Sarah Huttinger is a woman who learns that her family was the inspiration for the book and film "The Graduate" -- and that she just might be the offspring of the well-documented event. (97 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ The Graduate is a classic, trying to make a sequel is always a mistake and this movie proves it. ” - neilgod
 
67.
The Joneses (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A seemingly perfect family moves into a suburban neighborhood, but when it comes to the truth as to why they're living there, they don't exactly come clean with their neighbors. (96 mins.)
Director: Derrick Borte
“ It had a moral, lots of them actually. There wasn't anything really funny in it or romantic or sweet or even intelligent. It swung around these things trying to find a home and landed on partially depressing and why bother instead. ” - neilgod
 
68.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
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In an alternate Victorian Age world, a group of famous contemporary fantasy, science fiction, and adventure characters team up on a secret mission. (110 mins.)
 
69.
13 Going on 30 (2004)
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A girl makes a wish on her 13th birthday and wakes up the next day as a 30-year-old woman. (98 mins.)
Director: Gary Winick
 
70.
Fool's Gold (2008)
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A new clue to the whereabouts of a lost treasure rekindles a married couple's sense of adventure -- and their estranged romance. (112 mins.)
Director: Andy Tennant
“ There isn't an ounce of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days in this film. It's a basic little rom-com minus the com and flat on the rom. ” - neilgod
 
71.
Honey (2003)
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Honey is a sexy, tough music video choreographer who shakes up her life after her mentor gives her an ultimatum: sleep with him or be blacklisted within their industry. (94 mins.)
Director: Bille Woodruff
 
72.
Wild Child (2008)
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A rebellious Malibu princess is shipped off to a strict English boarding school by her father. (98 mins.)
Director: Nick Moore
“ If Nick Frost as her British hairdresser couldn't save this film no-one else stood a chance. ” - neilgod
 
73.
40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
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After a brutal break-up, a young man vows to stay celibate during the forty days of Lent, but finds the girl of his dreams and is unable to do anything about it. (96 mins.)
Director: Michael Lehmann
 
74.
Four Christmases (2008)
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A couple struggles to visit all four of their divorced parents on Christmas. (88 mins.)
Director: Seth Gordon
“ We like Christmas, Christmas is great. This movie is not a Christmas movie, it's a pretend Christmas movie - it won't get you in the spirit, it won't make you laugh but the opening two minutes will trick you into sitting through the whole thing so be wary! ” - neilgod
 
75.
Pinocchio (1940)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy. (88 mins.)
“ I feel I need to justify this because it is considered a Disney classic. But honestly which would you rather watch, a lying little boy with a long nose getting into trouble or a scraggly dog falling in love with a pedigree? It doesn't have the same heart as the other classics and the storyline isn't that great. Best bit is the whale and they stole that from the bible. ” - neilgod
 
76.
Elektra (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Elektra the warrior survives a near-death experience, becomes an assassin-for-hire, and tries to protect her two latest targets, a single father and his young daughter, from a group of supernatural assassins. (97 mins.)
Director: Rob Bowman
“ Why did they make this when Dare Devil was so bad? Didn't they realise? ” - neilgod
 
77.
Indecent Proposal (1993)
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A millionaire offers $1,000,000 to a young married couple for a night with the wife. (117 mins.)
Director: Adrian Lyne
 
78.
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
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A husband-and-wife team play detective, but not in the traditional sense. Instead, the happy duo helps others solve their existential issues, the kind that keep you up at night, wondering what it all means. (107 mins.)
 
79.
Kate & Leopold (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
An English Duke from 1876 is inadvertedly dragged to modern day New York where he falls for a plucky advertising executive. (118 mins.)
Director: James Mangold
“ They all look good in it. ” - neilgod
 
80.
Bewitched (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched. (102 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
“ Miscasting. I blame it all on miscasting. ” - neilgod
 
81.
Blue Crush (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
As a hard-core surfer girl prepares for a big competition, she finds herself falling for a football player. (104 mins.)
Director: John Stockwell
 
82.
Arthur (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Arthur is a happy drunk with no pretensions at any ambition. He is also the heir to a vast fortune which... (97 mins.)
Director: Steve Gordon
 
83.
Entrapment (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An insurance agent is sent by her employer to track down and help capture an art thief. (113 mins.)
Director: Jon Amiel
“ May December romance aside, this film is an excuse to put Catherine Zeta-Jones in a catsuit doing gymnastics. I've no problem with that, I just wish the movie was better. ” - neilgod
 
84.
Prime (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A career driven professional from Manhattan is wooed by a young painter, who also happens to be the son of her psychoanalyst. (105 mins.)
Director: Ben Younger
“ Then ending ruined whatever chance it had of being an almost alright kinda ok might watch movie. The Rebound does it better. ” - neilgod
 
85.
Lady Vengeance (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
After a thirteen-year imprisonment for the kidnap and murder of a six-year-old boy, Guem-Ja Lee seeks... (112 mins.)
Director: Park Chan Wook
 
86.
New in Town (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A Miami businesswoman adjusts to her new life in a tiny Minnesota town. (97 mins.)
Director: Jonas Elmer
“ Harry Connick Jr & tapioca pudding. That's all your going to take from this film. ” - neilgod
 
87.
Please Give (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In New York City, a husband and wife butt heads with the granddaughters of the elderly woman who lives in the apartment the couple owns. (87 mins.)
“ Hard hitting with a point but nothing about it will make you want to watch it. ” - neilgod
 
88.
Bicentennial Man (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
An android endeavors to become human as he gradually acquires emotions. (132 mins.)
Director: Chris Columbus
“ It's depressing and not in an emotional connect to the characters way, but more in an 'I can't believe I've nothing better to do than sit here and watch this' way. ” - neilgod
 
89.
Charlie St. Cloud (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Charlie's brother, Sam, dies in a car crash that Charlie survives. Charlie is given the gift of seeing his dead brother, but when the girl he falls in love with's life is at risk, he must choose between his girlfriend and his brother. (99 mins.)
Director: Burr Steers
 
90.
A Christmas Romance (1994 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A widowed mother with financial woes comes to the aid of a bill collector who crashes his car in a snowstorm. (94 mins.)
Director: Sheldon Larry
 
91.
Tristan + Isolde (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
An affair between the second in line to Britain's throne (Franco) and the princess of the feuding Irish (Myles) spells doom for the young lovers. (125 mins.)
Director: Kevin Reynolds
 
92.
Flyboys (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
The adventures of the Lafayette Escadrille, young Americans who volunteered for the French military before the U.S. entered World War I, and became the country's first fighter pilots. (140 mins.)
Director: Tony Bill
 
93.
Fame (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
An updated version of the musical Fame, which centered on the students of the New York Academy of Performing Arts. (107 mins.)