Disappointing...stupid...the worse Movies I've seen

How people spending money (a lot of money) and time doing shit like that?!!
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1.
Trap.com (2011)
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Exposed by his girlfriend through a video on the Internet, Bruno tries to revive his reputation, but... (95 mins.)
“ Simplesmente não consegui assistir essa droga até o fim.
Pessimos atores e roteiro pior ainda. ” - renata-talia-h
 
2.
Your Highness (2011)
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When Prince Fabious's bride is kidnapped, he goes on a quest to rescue her... accompanied by his lazy useless brother Thadeous. (102 mins.)
“ this movie is for real? my God! ” - renata-talia-h
 
3.
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
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High school student Nick O'Leary, member of the Queercore band The Jerk Offs, meets college-bound Norah Silverberg when she asks him to be her boyfriend for five minutes. (90 mins.)
Director: Peter Sollett
“ ???? ” - renata-talia-h
 
4.
High School Musical (2006 TV Movie)
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Troy and Gabriella - two teens who are worlds apart - meet at a karaoke contest and discover their mutual love for music. (98 mins.)
Director: Kenny Ortega
“ All HSM franchise is bad ” - renata-talia-h
 
5.
Funny People (2009)
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When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act. (146 mins.)
Director: Judd Apatow
“ Adam Sandler....Adam Sandler movies.....don't need more
explanations ” - renata-talia-h
 
6.
Superbad (2007)
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Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry. (113 mins.)
Director: Greg Mottola
 
7.
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
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A record company intern is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow to a concert at L.A.'s Greek Theater. (109 mins.)
 
8.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
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An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. (113 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
9.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
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Two straight, single Brooklyn firefighters pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits. (115 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
10.
Click (2006)
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A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices. (107 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
 
11.
Mr. Deeds (2002)
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A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way. (96 mins.)
Director: Steven Brill
“ Why Winona? Why? ” - renata-talia-h
 
12.
S1m0ne (2002)
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A producer's film is endangered when his star walks off, so he decides to digitally create an actress to substitute for the star, becoming an overnight sensation that everyone thinks is a real person. (117 mins.)
Director: Andrew Niccol
“ Again, Why Winona? ” - renata-talia-h
 
13.
Jack and Jill (2011)
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Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave. (91 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
14.
A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
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Two dim-witted brothers dream of owning their own dance club or at least getting into the coolest and most exclusive club in town, The Roxbury. (82 mins.)
“ I love Will Ferrell, but his movies.... ” - renata-talia-h
 
15.
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
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Family man Phil Weston, a lifelong victim of his father's competitive nature, takes on the coaching duties of a kids' soccer team, and soon finds that he's also taking on his father's dysfunctional way of relating... (95 mins.)
Director: Jesse Dylan
 
16.
Step Brothers (2008)
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Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry. (98 mins.)
Director: Adam McKay
 
17.
School for Scoundrels (2006)
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A young guy short on luck, enrolls in a class to build confidence to help win over the girl of his dreams, which becomes complicated when his teacher has the same agenda. (100 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
 
18.
Twilight (2008)
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A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ Well....... ” - renata-talia-h
 
19.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
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Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black. (130 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
 
20.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
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As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob. (124 mins.)
Director: David Slade
 
21.
The Breakfast Club (1985)
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Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought. (97 mins.)
Director: John Hughes
“ I can't believe this is considered a classic! I just can't! ” - renata-talia-h
 
22.
Batman & Robin (1997)
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Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ this movie makes me laugh! xD Oh God ” - renata-talia-h
 
23.
Hitch (2005)
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While helping his latest client woo the fine lady of his dreams, a professional "date doctor" finds that his game doesn't quite work on the gossip columnist with whom he's smitten. (118 mins.)
Director: Andy Tennant
 
24.
Insomnia (2002)
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Two Los Angeles homicide detectives are dispatched to a northern town where the sun doesn't set to investigate the methodical murder of a local teen. (118 mins.)
“ The only bad movie of Nolan ” - renata-talia-h
 
25.
The Village (2004)
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A series of events tests the beliefs of a small isolated countryside village. (108 mins.)
 
26.
Hesher (2010)
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A young boy has lost his mother and is losing touch with his father and the world around him. Then he meets Hesher who manages to make his life even more chaotic. (106 mins.)
Director: Spencer Susser
“ What? What? What? ” - renata-talia-h
 
27.
The Other Woman (2009)
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A drama that details the story of a woman's difficult relationship with her stepson. (102 mins.)
Director: Don Roos
 
28.
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007)
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Molly Mahoney is the awkward and insecure manager of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, the strangest, most fantastic, most wonderful toy store in the world. But when Mr. Magorium, the 243-year-old eccentric who owns the store, bequeaths the store to her, a dark and ominous change begins to take over the once-remarkable Emporium. (93 mins.)
Director: Zach Helm
 
29.
Mars Attacks! (1996)
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Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
30.
The Love Guru (2008)
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Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. (87 mins.)
Director: Marco Schnabel
 
31.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
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After moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonic presence. (86 mins.)
Director: Oren Peli
 
32.
Mystery Men (1999)
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A group of inept amateur superheroes must try to save the day when a supervillian threatens to destroy a major superhero and the city. (121 mins.)
Director: Kinka Usher
 
33.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
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A teenager discovers he's the descendant of a Greek god and sets out on an adventure to settle an on-going battle between the gods. (118 mins.)
Director: Chris Columbus
 
34.
The Wolfman (2010)
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Upon his return to his ancestral homeland, an American man is bitten, and subsequently cursed by, a werewolf. (103 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ Oh Anthony! Why? ” - renata-talia-h
 
35.
Crossroads (2002)
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Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a road trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process. (93 mins.)
Director: Tamra Davis
“ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ” - renata-talia-h
 
36.
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009)
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In New York City, an estranged couple who witness a murder are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness-protection program. (103 mins.)
Director: Marc Lawrence
 
37.
Grease (1978)
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Good girl Sandy and greaser Danny fell in love over the summer. When they unexpectedly discover they're now in the same high school, will they be able to rekindle their romance? (110 mins.)
Director: Randal Kleiser
 
38.
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
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The animals try to fly back to New York City, but crash-land on an African wildlife refuge, where Alex is reunited with his parents. (89 mins.)
“ The first one was so good. =/ ” - renata-talia-h
 
39.
She's the Man (2006)
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When her brother decides to ditch for a couple weeks in London, Viola heads over to his elite boarding school, disguises herself as him, and proceeds to fall for one of her soccer teammates. Little does she realize she's not the only one with romantic troubles, as she, as he, gets in the middle of a series of intermingled love affairs. (105 mins.)
Director: Andy Fickman
 
40.
Meet Dave (2008)
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A crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form. While trying to save their planet, the aliens encounter a new problem, as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman. (90 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ almost all movies of this person is a piece of *beep* ” - renata-talia-h
 
41.
Watchmen (2009)
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In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. (162 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
 
42.
Catwoman (2004)
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A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
43.
Hairspray (2007)
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Pleasantly plump teenager Tracy Turnblad teaches 1962 Baltimore a thing or two about integration after landing a spot on a local TV dance show. (117 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
 
44.
Big Momma's House (2000)
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In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent disguises himself as a large grandmother. (99 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
45.
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
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An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (99 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
46.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)
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Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer. (107 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
47.
Boomerang (1992)
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A successful executive and womanizer finds his lifestyle choices have turned back on him when his new female boss turns out to be an even bigger deviant than he is. (117 mins.)
Director: Reginald Hudlin
 
48.
I Spy (2002)
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A professional athlete has to help a U.S. government agent recover a missing jet. (97 mins.)
Director: Betty Thomas
 
49.
Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
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When he finds out that his work superiors host a dinner celebrating the idiocy of their guests, a rising executive questions it when he's invited, just as he befriends a man who would be the perfect guest. (114 mins.)
Director: Jay Roach
 
50.
Take Me Home Tonight (2011)
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Four years after graduation, an awkward high school genius uses his sister's boyfriend's Labor Day party as the perfect opportunity to make his move on his high school crush. (97 mins.)
Director: Michael Dowse