Worst Movies I Have Ever Seen

This is going to be a growing list of extremely crappy movies that have caused me to question whether or not playing dodgeball with cars is fun or not.

Also, as an aside, I am not much of prude (if I can enjoy a chunk of the 1998 Godzilla film, that may say something) so this is not me just wishing to hate on things for the sake of hating. In fact, some thing that won't appear may make people look at me odder than they already do.

(Also, there is no real order to this list, because they all register as crap in my mind and are at the same level. And feel free to comment and leave your opinion, the internet was made to disagree savagely or wholeheartedly agree with someone.)

Update, January 10, 2015: I originally was willing to just let this list sit at 300 movies for a long time, but there are far too many awful and crappy movies that have been precluded from this list mostly because I hadn't viewed them yet, or they hadn't come out upon "completion" of this list so I decided to just go ahead and let this thing just keep growing. Because why not, right?
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1.
The Fourth Kind (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A thriller involving an ongoing unsolved mystery in Alaska, where one town has seen an extraordinary number of unexplained disappearances during the past 40 years and there are accusations of a federal cover up. (98 mins.)
“ Why is it so hard to make an abduction movie? Really, it is not like there is a whole large gaggle of them out there. Well, this can join the other bottom feeder garbage. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
2.
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
The ongoing war between the canine and feline species is put on hold when they join forces to thwart a rogue cat spy with her own sinister plans for conquest. (82 mins.)
Director: Brad Peyton
“ Ow, please Nick Nolte, never again. And James Marsden, was Superman Returns not bad enough for you? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
3.
Alone in the Dark II (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
When the night falls, and the creatures of the dark are crawling out of the shadows, there is only one man who stands between us and evil: Edward Carnby. (87 mins.)
“ Oh Uwe Boll must have had a bigger part in this than just a producer for this crap. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
4.
Grown Ups (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (102 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ And to think that Adam Sandler might have been going somewhere after the travesty we call Bedtime Stories. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
5.
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are... (93 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
“ And I thought Mr. Nanny was horrid... ” - YourFilmWhore
 
6.
The Forgotten (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
After being told that their children never existed, a man and woman soon discover there is a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Ruben
“ I am still confused... ” - YourFilmWhore
 
7.
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors living in a prison surrounded by the infected who also want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia. (97 mins.)
“ Why ruin one of my favorite guilty pleasure series? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
8.
Nacho Libre (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Berated all his life by those around him, a monk follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler). (92 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
“ Ow, and ow. Jack Black can't you do something good once again? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
9.
Jonah Hex (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth. (81 mins.)
Director: Jimmy Hayward
“ Nice to know the editors got their work in with this piece of garbage. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
10.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, and end up getting trapped there because it's been taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ There is the required Uwe Boll on a crappy movie list. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
11.
BloodRayne (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. (95 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ And why not put another Boll movie as well for good measure. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
12.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ Why ,DC, can you not do anything right unless it is Batman, and sometimes Superman films? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
13.
Remember Me (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A romantic drama centered on two new lovers: Tyler, whose parents have split in the wake of his brother's suicide, and Ally, who lives each day to the fullest since witnessing her mother's murder. (113 mins.)
Director: Allen Coulter
“ You just need to be punched, so hard... ” - YourFilmWhore
 
14.
Knowing (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
M.I.T. professor John Koestler links a mysterious list of numbers from a time capsule to past and future disasters and sets out to prevent the ultimate catastrophe. (121 mins.)
Director: Alex Proyas
“ What!? What!? WHAT!? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
15.
Sucker Punch (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young girl is institutionalized by her abusive stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the mental facility. (110 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Why is there no real dancing? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
16.
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Axel Foley, while investigating a car theft ring, comes across something much bigger than that: the same men who shot his boss are running a counterfeit money ring out of a theme park in Los Angeles. (104 mins.)
Director: John Landis
“ Who really greenlit this thing? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
17.
White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Following the loss of his family, a man attempts suicide only to discover upon waking that he can identify people who are about to die (99 mins.)
Director: Patrick Lussier
“ First one was boring, this one was repulsive. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
18.
Devil (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A group of people are trapped in an elevator and the Devil is mysteriously amongst them. (80 mins.)
“ Should I be scared or laughing my head off? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
19.
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A brother and sister driving home through isolated countryside for spring break encounter a flesh-eating creature which is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree. (90 mins.)
Director: Victor Salva
“ Jeepers Creepers, why did you get made? (Yes, it is not a rhyme but it is still better than this movie.) ” - YourFilmWhore
 
20.
Diary of the Dead (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A group of young film students run into real-life zombies while filming a horror movie of their own. (95 mins.)
“ George Romero, please just go back to regular old zombie films. A big Thank You from your fans. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
21.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror. (108 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ I think a movie should not work like sleep aid for me. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
22.
Jingle All the Way (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas, however, every store is sold out of them, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one. (89 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ Hi Arnold, you will probably be on this list again! ” - YourFilmWhore
 
23.
Captain America (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against arch-criminal, The Red Skull. (97 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ Oh god, I hate you so freaking much movie... ” - YourFilmWhore
 
24.
Cabin Fever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A group of five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals. (93 mins.)
Director: Eli Roth
“ Really awesome premise just ruined with atrocious writing, annoying characters, and just boring me for far too long. Try again Eli. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
25.
New Nightmare (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world? (112 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ Funny how this movie actually makes me want to actually fall asleep instead of staying up. That is a failure. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
26.
Black Christmas (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. (84 mins.)
Director: Glen Morgan
“ I need a shower after this movie. And worse is the reaming it gives to the really good original. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
27.
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Really enjoyed ID4, can watch Godzilla, put up with Day After, but this just made me want to rip my hair out. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
28.
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man. (90 mins.)
Director: Sidney J. Furie
“ Is anyone surprised with this one? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
29.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan. (96 mins.)
Director: Stuart Gillard
“ And this is where my childhood was killed. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
30.
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Security guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithsonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who have been shipped to the museum by mistake. (105 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
“ Man, this was really freaking annoying. And people wonder why I only like R-rated Ben Stiller. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
31.
Miracle at St. Anna (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Set in 1944 Italy, the story of four black American soldiers who get trapped in a Tuscan village during WWII. (160 mins.)
Director: Spike Lee
“ And proof that Spike Lee cannot direct war films. Sorry, we can't be great in everything. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
32.
Ed (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A trained chimpanzee plays third base for a minor-league baseball team. (94 mins.)
Director: Bill Couturié
“ Can you even look at the cover and think it will be anything other than garbage? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
33.
Almost Heroes (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A road comedy about 2 guys whose mission is to beat Lewis and Clark. (90 mins.)
“ Sad this was Chris Farley's last film, 1. Because we lose a rather funny person, and 2. It is his worst of all time. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
34.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Hello again Arnold! ” - YourFilmWhore
 
35.
Batman Forever (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Batman must battle Two-Face and The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin. (121 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Yeah, in a minority, but this was just a bad Batman movie. Not the worst, but still bad. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
36.
Space Jam (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Michael Jordan agrees to help the Looney Tunes play a basketball game vs. alien slavers to determine their freedom. (88 mins.)
Director: Joe Pytka
“ Glad this is your only "real" movie Micheal. Now please, only do Hanes commercials. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
37.
The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Nick Larson discovers a supernatural way to alter his life and travel back in time to key moments in his life by looking at photographs. (92 mins.)
“ How do you screw up such a simple (yet clever) premise as in the first movie? Well here is how... ” - YourFilmWhore
 
38.
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A faulty computer causes a passenger space shuttle to head straight for the Sun. Can Ted Striker save the day and get the shuttle back on track - again? (85 mins.)
Director: Ken Finkleman
“ Hey, someone stole all the funny! ” - YourFilmWhore
 
39.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind. (81 mins.)
“ Yep, I am one of the few. The Proud. The Blair Witch dislikers. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
40.
Vampires Suck (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. (82 mins.)
“ Sorry movie, but you suck. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
41.
Day of the Dead (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
When a small Colorado town is overrun by the flesh hungry dead a small group of survivors try to escape in a last ditch effort to stay alive. (86 mins.)
Director: Steve Miner
“ Good lord, this is supposed to be a remake? To WHAT?! And then there is Nick Cannon... ” - YourFilmWhore
 
42.
Cutthroat Island (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A female pirate and her companion race against their rivals to find a hidden island that contains a fabulous treasure. (124 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
“ With so much money, you would think they could afford to actually make this good. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
43.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In the future, a man struggles to keep his lunar nightclub out of the hands of the mafia. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
“ And this is why I think at times that Eddie Murphy is a moron. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
44.
Fragile (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
At her new job in a rundown children's hospital, a nurse desperately tries to keep her patients safe from a plague of random, mysterious attacks. (101 mins.)
“ Possibly neat concept marred with cliches, and boring dialogue. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
45.
The Hitcher (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A serial killer pins his crimes on two college students who gave him a ride. (84 mins.)
Director: Dave Meyers
“ And this is why I do not like Platinum Dunes one bit. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
46.
Night of the Demons (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A group of kids go to a Halloween party, only to have to face down a group of demons. (93 mins.)
Director: Adam Gierasch
“ Original: alright, if a lot silly. Remake: What were you thinking?! ” - YourFilmWhore
 
47.
The Thin Red Line (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Terrence Malick's adaptation of James Jones' autobiographical 1962 novel, focusing on the conflict at Guadalcanal during the second World War. (170 mins.)
Director: Terrence Malick
“ Possibly qualifies simultaneously as one of the worst and most boring movie I have ever laid eyes on. God Malick, realize your crap sucks. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
48.
RoboCop 3 (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Robocop saves the day once more. This time the half man/half robot takes on ruthless developers who want to evict some people on "their" land. (104 mins.)
Director: Fred Dekker
“ Just why? Why did you write this, Frank Miller? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
49.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ I know it will be on everyone's list, but there is a reason for that. It is just plain awful. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
50.
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In the sequel to Paul Verhoeven's loved/reviled sci-fi film, a group of troopers taking refuge in an abandoned outpost after fighting alien bugs, failing to realize that more danger lays in wait. (88 mins.)
Director: Phil Tippett
“ Yeah, when I was watching Starship Troopers, I was thinking to myself, "This would be better if there was a mind controlling bug." God this was painful. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
51.
Jumper (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A teenager with teleportation abilities suddenly finds himself in the middle of an ancient war between those like him and their sworn annihilators. (88 mins.)
Director: Doug Liman
“ Awesomely fun sounding plot, boring acting from Anakin (no surprise there), and just a mess of a story that just left me wanting my money back. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
52.
The Roommate (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
When college freshman Sara arrives on campus for the first time, she befriends her roommate, Rebecca, unaware that the girl is becoming dangerously obsessed with her. (91 mins.)
“ Nice to know we needed to remake Single White Female so quickly. Too bad it sucks. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
53.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ Still do not know where the comedy in this film is supposed to be. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
54.
Babylon A.D. (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Veteran-turned-mercenary Toorop takes the high-risk job of escorting a woman from Russia to America. Little does he know that she is host to an organism that a cult wants to harvest in order to produce a genetically modified Messiah. (101 mins.)
“ Who would have thought this movie would have been less interesting than watching paint dry? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
55.
The Final Destination (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
After a young man's premonition of a deadly race-car crash helps saves the lives of his peers, Death sets out to collect those who evaded their end. (82 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
“ What a dull movie about death. Who would have thought that seeing people getting maimed could be just so boring? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
56.
License to Wed (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A reverend puts an engaged couple through a grueling marriage preparation course to see if they are meant to be married in his church. (91 mins.)
Director: Ken Kwapis
“ And this is one of the reasons that I do not care for Robin Williams outside of his stand-up specials. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
57.
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
The legendary Power Rangers must stop the evil space pirate Divatox from releasing the powerful Maligore... (99 mins.)
“ And if Turtles 3 didn't kill my childhood enough, this defecated on it for good measure. Hey, at least the theme song was cool. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
58.
Chrystal (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Twenty years after the accident that claimed his son's life and permanently injured his wife, a man returns to his home in search of redemption. (106 mins.)
Director: Ray McKinnon
“ Nice to know some arty garbage can make this list of crap. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
59.
The Calling (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A woman is used as a pawn to bring to fruition the rule of the Antichrist. (89 mins.)
Director: Richard Caesar
“ I wish IMDB let you curse on the site, because that is what this movie makes me want to do, really freaking bad. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
60.
The Hot Chick (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An attractive and popular teenager who is mean-spirited toward others finds herself in the body of an older man, and must find a way to get back to her original body. (104 mins.)
Director: Tom Brady
“ I knew Rob Schneider couldn't miss staying off of this list. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
61.
The Phantom (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
The Phantom, descendent of a line of African superheroes, travels to New York City to thwart a wealthy criminal genius from obtaining three magic skulls which would give him the secret to ultimate power. (100 mins.)
Director: Simon Wincer
“ Boring comic made into an even more boring movie. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
62.
Scream 4 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Ten years have passed, and Sidney Prescott, who has put herself back together thanks in part to her writing, is visited by the Ghostface Killer. (111 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ That is exactly what this movie wants me to do; scream, though in reality it is in anger. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
63.
The Rite (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
An American seminary student travels to Italy to take an exorcism course. (114 mins.)
“ Who knew they could make exorcism movies so bland and dull? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
64.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer. (107 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
“ Strangely enough liked the first two ok, but this one made me want to punch Martin Lawrence and Brandon Jackson in the junk. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
65.
Snow Dogs (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
When a Miami dentist inherits a team of sled dogs, he's got to learn the trade or lose his pack to a crusty mountain man. (99 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ Poor James Coburn. I blame this movie for your death. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
66.
Red Riding Hood (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Set in a medieval village that is haunted by a werewolf, a young girl falls for an orphaned woodcutter, much to her family's displeasure. (100 mins.)
“ Saying this was a Twilight version of the classic tale is not a good thing. But it is true, and crappy. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
67.
It's Complicated (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
When attending their son's college graduation, a couple reignite the spark in their relationship. But the complicated fact is they're divorced and he's remarried. (120 mins.)
Director: Nancy Meyers
“ Just an unfunny, boring love romp, that tried too little to make me laugh. Loved Something's Gotta Give and What Women Want, but I cannot stand this film. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
68.
Red Heat (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A tough Russian policeman is forced to partner up with a cocky Chicago police detective when he is sent to Chicago to apprehend a Georgian drug lord who killed his partner and fled the country. (104 mins.)
Director: Walter Hill
“ I knew Arnold could give me at least three movies. Also, kind of ironic an Austrian playing a Russian. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
69.
Legion (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
When a group of strangers at a dusty roadside diner come under attack by demonic forces, their only chance for survival lies with an archangel named Michael, who informs a pregnant waitress that her unborn child is humanity's last hope. (100 mins.)
Director: Scott Stewart
“ This movie should be right up my alley, but instead it veers off into pointlessness and obscurity while having too much plot as the same time as having no plot. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
70.
Death Proof (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Two separate sets of voluptuous women are stalked at different times by a scarred stuntman who uses his "death proof" cars to execute his murderous plans. (113 mins.)
“ Yes, I know it is part of the Grindhouse films, but on it's own the movie is a boring film that is all talk and no freaking action. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
71.
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
An FBI agent takes on a plane full of deadly and venomous snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss. (105 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
“ Just cause you were trying to make a campy film doesn't mean it has to suck. Think it is good? Just realize that the other main actor after Samuel L. Jackson is Kenan Thompson. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
72.
Pocahontas (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
An English soldier and the daughter of an Algonquin chief share a romance when English colonists invade seventeenth-century Virginia. (81 mins.)
“ Can you really be surprised that the worst Disney flick was not on my list? ” - YourFilmWhore
 
73.
The Dilemma (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A man discovers that his best friend's wife is having an affair. (111 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
“ What an unfunny mess of a film that could have easily been about fifteen minutes long. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
74.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures. (120 mins.)
“ Wow, managed to make a movie about paranormal monsters into a freaking sitcom. Congrats Guillermo Del Toro, you failed. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
75.
Small Soldiers (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously. (108 mins.)
Director: Joe Dante
“ We all need low points, and here is the beginning of yours Tommy Lee Jones. Too bad it didn't end right after this... ” - YourFilmWhore
 
76.
The Man Who Cried (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A young refugee traveling from Russia to America in search of her lost father falls for a gypsy horseman. (100 mins.)
Director: Sally Potter
“ Which man you ask? Me, because this movie is just plain artsy garbage that was made as well as a home movie. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
77.
Surf Ninjas (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Brothers Johnny, an adolescent surf talent, and Adam, a preadolescent video-game addict, grow up care-free... (87 mins.)
Director: Neal Israel
“ Whoever greenlit this must have been out of their mind from the hallucinogens. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
78.
Ax 'Em (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.2/10 X  
A weekend retreat at a remote cabin in the woods for a group of childhood pals turns into a terrifying fight for survival, as a former friend whose family was killed years earlier comes along looking for revenge. (71 mins.)
Director: Michael Mfume
“ I really have no words to describe this crap. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
79.
Paranormal Entity (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Prepare to see what is allegedly the "actual footage" of the supernatural events leading up to the 2008 murder of Samantha Finley... (88 mins.)
“ Here you go Asylum, I watched one of your movies, now please, leave my house and quit eating all my bread. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
80.
Old Dogs (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two friends and business partners find their lives turned upside down when strange circumstances lead them to be the temporary guardians of seven year-old twins. (88 mins.)
Director: Walt Becker
“ And why not throw another crappy Robin Williams film on here that also happens to have a completely drugged out of his mind John Travolta. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
81.
Little Monsters (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A boy discovers an incredible and gruesome world of monsters under his bed. (100 mins.)
“ And this is probably how they kept Howie Mendel doing "Deal or No Deal" for so long. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
82.
Kazaam (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Being a lone young boy in the 'hood" is dangerous and unpleasant. This is what Max experiences when... (93 mins.)
Director: Paul M. Glaser
“ And here was the punishment if we acted up as kids. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
83.
The Flintstones (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In this live-action feature of the cartoon show, Fred Flintstone finally gets the job he's always wanted, but it may just come at a price. (91 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ Loved the TV show, hated the movie, and still wondering why they made a sequel. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
84.
30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
After surviving the incidents in Barrow, Alaska, Stella Olemaun relocates to Los Angeles, where she intentionally attracts the attention of the local vampire population in order to avenge the death of her husband, Eben. (92 mins.)
Director: Ben Ketai
“ I actually really liked the first movie and the first ten minutes of this movie gave me hope. Then it sank faster than a dinghy with a hole in it the size of Godzilla's foot. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
85.
Hulk (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers an accident that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry. (138 mins.)
Director: Ang Lee
“ Thank god Edward Norton came by in 2008 to fix what this movie royally screwed up. And people see this movie and wonder why I don't care for Ang Lee. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
86.
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
The story of a forbidden and secretive relationship between two cowboys, and their lives over the years. (134 mins.)
Director: Ang Lee
“ Don't care one way or another about the whole "gay" thing, but good grief is this movie boring. I was wishing to fast forward just to see who was going to be the sheep. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
87.
Steel (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
John Henry Irons designs weapons for the military. When his project to create weapons that harmlessly neutralize soldiers is sabotaged... (97 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Johnson
“ And Shaq wants to know why we want him to stay away from the camera and a microphone. This is possibly the worst comic book adaptation out there to this date. Wait, second worst. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
88.
The Craft (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A newcomer to a Catholic prep high school falls in with a trio of outcast teenage girls who practice witchcraft and they all soon conjure up various spells and curses against those who even slightly anger them. (101 mins.)
Director: Andrew Fleming
“ Here you go all you little goth freaks in high school, your wet dream has been granted, and guess what? It is just plain awful. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
89.
9th Company (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Young Soviet Army recruits are stuck in the bloody war in Afghanistan, that was started by politicians. (139 mins.)
“ The most shameless and unabashed rip-off of other much better movies, I wonder if the makers of this realized they were treading such already cratered ground. Also, why freaking change the actual events that happened?! ” - YourFilmWhore
 
90.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
“ I almost refrain from keeping this off the list, because I nearly think this entire film was made this way on purpose. Still, it was awful, no matter how much I laugh at it. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
91.
Watchmen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. (162 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Very appealing to the eye? Yes. Convoluted, unapproachable characters and story? Mega Yes. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
92.
Yes Man (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A guy challenges himself to say "yes" to everything for an entire year. (104 mins.)
Director: Peyton Reed
“ What happens when you make Liar Liar without it being funny. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
93.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ I will say that this movie is horrible, but it is so unintentionally hilarious that it almost stayed off this list as well. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
94.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. (96 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
“ Yes, everyone else loves it. Doesn't make it any good. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
95.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ Yes, I love the movie for it's corniness, but it still sucks crap on toast. Though this does make me wonder how many actors John Travolta inspired by this hammy performance. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
96.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ I actually like the comic, but cannot stand this movie and it's just boring and tepid pace. Nice to know though that Lucas is more proud of this over A Star Wars Holiday Special. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
97.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
“ And people wonder why I never watched the show. Watch this movie and it will not be any surprise as to why his show was eventually cancelled. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
98.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ I really wish I could understand why this was made outside of pretty much a big budgeted porn film minus the actual porn. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
99.
When in Rome (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Beth is a young, ambitious New Yorker who is completely unlucky in love. However, on a whirlwind trip to Rome, she impulsively steals some coins from a reputed fountain of love, and is then aggressively pursued by a band of suitors. (91 mins.)
“ About as funny as cancer, and twice as painful. Just a sign of how low romantic comedies have gotten these days. ” - YourFilmWhore
 
100.
Burlesque (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A small-town girl ventures to Los Angeles and finds her place in a neo-burlesque club run by a former dancer. (119 mins.)
Director: Steven Antin
“ Can't stand the songs which are neither catchy or moving, and can't stand the acting. Total fail in movie form. ” - YourFilmWhore