My All-Time Worst Movies

I'd give them zero stars if IMDb let me.
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1.
Boardinghouse (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A boarding house is reopened years after gruesome murders were committed there. Suddenly, the body count begins once more! (98 mins.)
“ #1 on this list means it's the worst movie of all time! ” - atari-3
 
2.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Alice, having survived the previous installment of the Nightmare series, finds the deadly dreams of Freddy Krueger starting once again... (89 mins.)
Director: Stephen Hopkins
 
3.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
The now-adult Ricky talks to a psychiatrist about how he became a murderer after his brother, Billy, died, which leads back to Mother Superior. (88 mins.)
Director: Lee Harry
 
4.
Tenderness of the Wolves (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Story of a gay serial killer who murders young boys so he can serve them as dinner to his circle of fellow cannibals. (82 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
 
5.
The Country Bears (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Based on an attraction at Disneyland, the Country Bear Jamboree, "The Country Bears" (2002) is one in a long line of live action Disney family films... (88 mins.)
Director: Peter Hastings
 
6.
The Choirboys (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A group of Los Angeles cops decide to take off some of the pressures of their jobs by engaging in various forms of after-hours debauchery. (119 mins.)
Director: Robert Aldrich
 
7.
Dr. Giggles (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A doctor comes to the town where his crazy father was murdered and soon begins murdering people and becoming infatuated with a young teenage girl who has a heart condition. (95 mins.)
Director: Manny Coto
 
8.
Synecdoche, New York (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A theatre director struggles with his work, and the women in his life, as he creates a life-size replica of New York City inside a warehouse as part of his new play. (124 mins.)
Director: Charlie Kaufman
 
9.
The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
The Autobots must stop a colossal planet consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons. (84 mins.)
Director: Nelson Shin
 
10.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker. (115 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
11.
Battle Royale (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
In the future, the Japanese government captures a class of ninth-grade students and forces them to kill each other under the revolutionary "Battle Royale" act. (114 mins.)
Director: Kinji Fukasaku
 
12.
Blank Generation (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Nada, a beautiful French journalist on assignment in New York, records the life and work of an up and coming punk rock star... (90 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
 
13.
The Other Side of Heaven (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
John Groberg, a farm kid from Idaho Falls, crosses an ocean to become a missionary in the remote and exotic Tongan islands during the 1950's. (113 mins.)
Director: Mitch Davis
 
14.
The Big Chill (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A group of seven former college friends gather for a weekend reunion at a South Carolina winter house after the funeral of one of their friends. (105 mins.)
Director: Lawrence Kasdan
 
15.
Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Penn & Teller enjoy playing jokes on each other. When Penn says on an interview show that he wishes... (89 mins.)
Director: Arthur Penn
 
16.
The Black Cobra (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
After a truck carrying a cargo of narcotics is held up by rival smugglers, the driver sets out to prove his innocence. (96 mins.)
 
17.
The Frighteners (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
After a tragic car accident that killed his wife, a man discovers he can communicate with the dead to con people but when a demonic spirit appears, he may be the only one who can stop it from killing the living and the dead. (110 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
 
18.
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A struggling songwriter named Dave Seville finds success when he comes across a trio of singing chipmunks: mischievous leader Alvin, brainy Simon, and chubby, impressionable Theodore. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Hill
 
19.
Shocker (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After being sent to the electric chair, a serial killer uses electricity to come back from the dead and carry out his vengeance on the football player who turned him in to the police. (109 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
20.
What Happens in Vegas (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A man and a woman are compelled, for legal reasons, to live life as a couple for a limited period of time. At stake is a large amount of money. (99 mins.)
Director: Tom Vaughan
 
21.
Horror Planet (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A crew of interplanetary archaeologists is threatened when an alien creature impregnates one of their members, causing her to turn homicidal and murder them one by one. (93 mins.)
 
22.
Bloody Birthday (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Lacking consciences because they were born during a solar eclipse, a trio of 10-year-olds embark on an indiscriminate killing spree. (85 mins.)
Director: Ed Hunt
 
23.
Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Doc and the Amazing Five battle Captain Seas and "the green death" for control of a fabulous resource. (112 mins.)
 
24.
Snuff (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A so-called "snuff" movie involving the exploits of a cult leader leading a gang of bikers in a series of supposedly real killings on film. (80 mins.)
 
25.
Deadly Friend (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
After his friend is killed by her abusive father, the new kid in town attempts to save her by implanting robotic microchips into her brain. (91 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
26.
Watchers (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A boy takes in a stray dog, later finding out that its an ultra-intelligent runaway from a genetic research lab. Unknown to him, the dog is being stalked. (91 mins.)
Director: Jon Hess
 
27.
Hellhole Women (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In all the annals of exploitation cinema, there has never been anything quite like it: Take a luscious... (103 mins.)
Director: Jess Franco
 
28.
Dangerous Seductress (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The Evil Queen returns to possess an American girl who she orders to go out and claim victims to sate her blood lust. (95 mins.)
Director: John Miller
 
29.
Unidentified Flying Oddball (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
An astronaut and his android double travel back to the time of King Arthur. (93 mins.)
Director: Russ Mayberry
 
30.
How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Frankie, on naval-reserve duty in Tahiti, doesn't trust Dee Dee to stay faithful, so he hires Bwana... (93 mins.)
Director: William Asher
 
31.
Witchcraft (1988 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A new mother and her child move into her mother-in-law's dark old mansion. She soon begns to suspect... (95 mins.)
Director: Rob Spera
 
32.
Hustler Squad (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
World War II: Allied Command learns that in 60 days three Japanese generals and an admiral party at a bordello on a tiny Philippine island... (98 mins.)
 
33.
Satan's Brew (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Walter, a German anarchist poet, is short of money after his publisher refuses to give him an advance... (112 mins.)
 
34.
Treasure of the Amazon (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A ragtag group of adventurers, including a former Nazi, is led by a half-maddened grizzled treasure hunter who wants a second chance to find the mythical treasure of the Amazon, after his first mission went terrible wrong. (104 mins.)
 
35.
Eve and the Handyman (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Eve is dressed in a long raincoat and follows the handyman around as he makes his appointed rounds.... (65 mins.)
Director: Russ Meyer
 
36.
Tank Girl (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Based on the British cult comic-strip, our tank-riding anti-heroine fights a mega-corporation, which controls the world's water supply. (104 mins.)
Director: Rachel Talalay
 
37.
Rumble in the Bronx (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young man visiting and helping his uncle in New York City finds himself forced to fight a street gang and the mob with his martial art skills. (104 mins.)
Director: Stanley Tong
 
38.
Adiós Amigo (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A cowboy's crimes are blamed on another man. (87 mins.)
Director: Fred Williamson
 
39.
Will to Die (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
In order to qualify to inherit the family fortune, the four heirs must spend the night in the family estate. However, during the night someone starts killing them off. (82 mins.)
Director: Carl Monson
 
40.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Freddy Krueger returns once again to haunt both the dreams of Springwood's last surviving teenager and a woman with a deep connection to him. (89 mins.)
Director: Rachel Talalay
 
41.
Revenge in the House of Usher (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Dr. Alan Harker receives an invitation and arrives at the house of his former professor at the Prague University... (93 mins.)
Director: Jesús Franco
 
42.
Kyôfu joshikôkô: bôkô rinchi kyôshitsu (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Three new students at a super-strict girl's school must face off with a repressive school administration... (88 mins.)
Director: Noribumi Suzuki
 
43.
Maidens Revenge (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two sisters plot for revenge against the drug-lord who murdered their family and took their home, now... (93 mins.)
Director: Ackyl Anwari
 
44.
The Possessed (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A young girl becomes possessed by a woman from a witches cult, who seeks vengeance, terror, and confusion around her family and the town folks. (90 mins.)
 
45.
The Monster Walks (1932)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
People in an old dark house on a stormy night are menaced by a killer ape. (63 mins.)
Director: Frank Strayer
 
46.
Tarkan and the Blood of the Vikings (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
TARKAN VERSUS THE VIKINGS features a mustached villain, who is the leader of a Viking clan that worships an octopus god-monster... (86 mins.)
Director: Mehmet Aslan
 
47.
The Night of a Thousand Cats (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Millionaire playboy Hugo (whose lack of facial expressions give him the appearance of a Thundercat marionette)... (93 mins.)
 
48.
Weasels Rip My Flesh (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Returning from the planet Venus, an errant NASA spacecraft crashes into the ocean, spilling its radioactive cargo... (67 mins.)
Director: Nathan Schiff
 
49.
Treasure Island (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Jim Hawkins races to beat Long John Silver to the riches awaiting on Treasure Island. An animated retelling of Robert Louis Stevenson's classic novel, featured the main characters as animals. (91 mins.)
 
50.
Invasion of the Star Creatures (1962)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
A pair of comical soldiers (Robert Ball and Frankie Ray) investigate a mysterious crater in an atomic... (70 mins.)
Director: Bruno Ve Sota
 
51.
High Tension (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Best friends Marie and Alexia decide to spend a quiet weekend at Alexia's parents' secluded farmhouse. But on the night of their arrival, the girls' idyllic getaway turns into an endless night of horror. (91 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
 
52.
Bog (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Dynamite fishing in a rural swamp revives a prehistoric gill monster that must have the blood of human females in order to survive. (90 mins.)
Director: Don Keeslar
 
53.
Bad Georgia Road (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
New York City woman inherits a moonshine farm in the South. (86 mins.)
 
54.
Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A group of drag-racing fanatics, members of a Los Angeles club, move into an old deserted mansion and set up shop... (65 mins.)
Director: William Hole
 
55.
Island of the Lost (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
An anthropologist and his family are shipwrecked on a South Seas island. (92 mins.)
Director: John Florea
 
56.
The Remnant (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
(106 mins.)
Director: Rick Jordan
 
57.
Moon Over Harlem (1939)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
(69 mins.)
Director: Edgar G. Ulmer
 
58.
xXx: State of the Union (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Darius Stone, a new agent in the XXX program, is sent to Washington, DC to defuse a power struggle amongst national leaders. (101 mins.)
Director: Lee Tamahori
 
59.
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A Hawaiian girl adopts an unusual pet who is actually a notorious extra-terrestrial fugitive from the law. (85 mins.)
 
60.
The Birdcage (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancée's right-wing moralistic parents. (117 mins.)
Director: Mike Nichols
 
61.
Nacho Libre (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Berated all his life by those around him, a monk follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler). (92 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
 
62.
Rape Me (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Two young women, marginalised by society, go on a destructive tour of sex and violence. Breaking norms and killing men - and shattering the complacency of polite cinema audiences. (77 mins.)
 
63.
The Rawhide Terror (1934)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Twelve renegades dressed as Indians kill the parents of two brothers. The brothers who have similar birth marks then separate... (52 mins.)
 
64.
Strike Me Deadly (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A forest ranger witnesses a murder. He and his wife are captured by the killer and held captive in a remote cabin. (80 mins.)
Director: Ted V. Mikels
 
65.
The Sweet Creek County War (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A classic western with the bad guys fighting the homesteaders, with the good guys coming to the rescue. (99 mins.)
Director: J. Frank James
 
66.
Le Petit Soldat (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
During the Algerian war for independence from France, a young Frenchman living in Geneva who belongs... (88 mins.)
Director: Jean-Luc Godard
 
67.
Lady Terminator (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
The spirit of an ancient evil queen posesses the body of a young anthropological student, who then goes on a murderous rampage. (82 mins.)
Director: Jalil Jackson
 
68.
The Gospel According to St. Matthew (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
The life of Jesus Christ according to the Gospel of Matthew. Pasolini shows Christ as a marxist avant-la-lettre and therefore uses half of the text of Matthew. (137 mins.)
 
69.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. (82 mins.)
 
70.
Raiders from Beneath the Sea (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A down-on-his-luck California apartment house manager hatches a plan to rob a Catalina Island bank--and escape with his accomplices using scuba gear. (73 mins.)
Director: Maury Dexter
 
71.
Hell's Bloody Devils (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
A government agent tries to break a Neo-Fascist group in California (89 mins.)
Director: Al Adamson