Stupidest Movie Titles Ever
They only make the list if the name is so bad it makes me angry.
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- DirectorWych KaosayanandaStarsAntonio BanderasLucy LiuTalisa SotoTasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that a much bigger enemy is at work.Who the F*&K are Ecks and Sever and why should I care?
- DirectorEd Gass-DonnellyStarsAshley BellJulia GarnerSpencer Treat ClarkAs Nell Sweetzer tries to build a new life after the events of the first movie, the evil force that once possessed her returns with an even more horrific plan.What part of "last" don't you understand? I suppose they are using it in the sense of "That is the last time I'll do meth. I promise!"
If there is an exorcism in this movie I am going to demand my money back. - DirectorPaul McGuiganStarsJosh HartnettBen KingsleyMorgan FreemanA case of mistaken identity lands Slevin into the middle of a war being plotted by two of the city's most rival crime bosses. Under constant surveillance by Detective Brikowski and assassin Goodkat, he must get them before they get him.Decent movie, the name just makes me angry inside and I can't say why. Perhaps because it is trying to be too clever.
- DirectorZach HelmStarsNatalie PortmanDustin HoffmanJason BatemanThe young apprentice of a magical, eccentric toy store owner learns to believe in herself, and in her friends, upon learning some grave news about the future.I am not watching this movie unless whoever Mr. Magorium happens to be is the victim in a Hostel style movie.
- DirectorDanny LeinerStarsAshton KutcherSeann William ScottJennifer GarnerTwo potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car.Very funny movie. Very unimaginative title.
- DirectorMark WatersStarsJamie Lee CurtisLindsay LohanMark HarmonAn overworked mother and her daughter did not get along. When they switch bodies, each is forced to adapt to the other's life for one freaky Friday.Alliteration. DERP!
- DirectorTommy Lee WallaceStarsTom AtkinsStacey NelkinDan O'HerlihyKids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran.There was not one witch or season in the entire movie. Did they just pick random words for the title of this movie. Plus, movie titles with colons in them piss me off. Pretentious pricks.
- DirectorTim HillStarsBreckin MeyerJennifer Love HewittBilly ConnollyJon and Garfield visit the United Kingdom, where a case of mistaken cat identity finds Garfield ruling over a castle. His reign is soon jeopardized by the nefarious Lord Dargis, who has designs on the estate.Did some Weird Al wanna-be make up the title of this movie? If he is a punching bag wanna-be I can probably accommodate him.
- DirectorMichel GondryStarsJim CarreyKate WinsletTom WilkinsonWhen their relationship turns sour, a couple undergoes a medical procedure to have each other erased from their memories forever.Every hipster's favorite pretentious movie with an equally pretentious title.
- DirectorDavid FincherStarsMorgan FreemanBrad PittKevin SpaceyTwo detectives, a rookie and a veteran, hunt a serial killer who uses the seven deadly sins as his motives.Movie title brought to you by the guy who showed you in middle school how to write the word BOOBIES on a calculator.
- DirectorJames RiffelStarsAlexandria DeFabiisStacy DunnIan GeorgeThe film makers take the movie The Brain Wouldn't Die (1962) and wiped the audio clean and dubbed it over with a new, comedic soundtrack.This is either the worst movie title in history or the best. I am still deciding.
- DirectorChris PaineStarsMartin SheenTom HanksMel GibsonA documentary that investigates the birth and death of the electric car, as well as the role of renewable energy and sustainable living in the future.Your mother, that's who. I told her it wouldn't support that much kilo-ass-tons.
- DirectorHoward DeutchStarsBruce WillisMatthew PerryNatasha HenstridgeJimmy the Tulip's quiet new life is shaken up by his old pal Oz, whose wife has been kidnapped by a Hungarian mob. The Tulip and his wife Jill spring into action.Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate your sequel naming license. It is just best for everyone if you come with me peacefully. "The Whole Nine Yards" made sense because it was a saying, which makes no sense when you change the number. Next time you have sex with your wife tell her you want to do a 70 since it is a sequel, hopefully a 70 involves her punching you in the nuts.
- DirectorRob SperaStarsWarwick DavisIce-TAnthony MontgomeryWhen three rappers want to get even with a pimp, they accidentally unleash a leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage in tha 'hood.You racist bastard...I oughtta..
- DirectorSteven AyromlooiStarsWarwick DavisTangi MillerLaz AlonsoWhen Emily Woodrow and her friends happen on a treasure chest full of gold coins, they fail to heed the warnings of a wise old psychic, who had foretold that they would encounter trouble with a very nasty and protective Leprechaun.Oh no you did-un go there again! Was there really so much important back-story about leprechauns in the ghetto that you needed a second movie to fully explore it?
- DirectorJoseph ZitoStarsErich AndersonJudie AronsonPeter BartonAfter being announced dead and taken to a morgue, Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives, escapes from the hospital, and stalks a group of friends renting a house in the countryside near Crystal Lake.I promise, just one more crappy slasher movie. I can quit making them any time I want!
- DirectorAdam GrossmanStarsMichael GrossAlexis ArquetteHilary SwankA man and his daughter return to his hometown only to be terrorized by demons who had sacrificed the man's sister in the past.This title is apparently not talking about audiences attending the screening of this movie. Adding "..Again" to the original title for a sequel should be the 8th deadly sin.
- DirectorMark BrownStarsVivica A. FoxMorris ChestnutAnthony AndersonAn arrogant career woman plays a series of heartless mind-games with her boyfriend to "put him in line," only to discover that he has a few tricks up his own sleeve.Sassy + Lame = Lassy.
Any similarity of this review to talented canine actors is purely coincidental. - DirectorTyler PerryStarsTyler PerryBlair UnderwoodLynn WhitfieldWhile planning her family reunion, a pistol-packing grandma must contend with other dramas, including her love-troubled nieces and the runaway who was placed in her care.AKA "Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Woman" luckily this egomaniac prefixes his name on all of his movie titles. Think of it like a warning label on cigarettes. "The surgeon general has determined that watching this movie may give you cancer in your eyeballs. Side-effects include anal leakage and shriveled brain."
Pride goeth before the fall Tyler Perry. Why not just rename all these movies with a more descriptive title: "Tyler Perry Wishes He Was Eddie Murphy, but not from back when Eddie Murphy was still relevant." - DirectorKevin Alyn EldersStarsDennis RodmanDane CookJohn PinetteBasketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.Suggested alternate title "Dennis Rodman hoping white people will accidentally pay to see this movie after mistaking him for that cool Wesley Snipes character in Demolition Man because they think all black people look alike."
- DirectorDennis DuganStarsAdam SandlerKevin JamesJessica BielTwo straight, single Brooklyn firefighters pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits.Movie naming rule #1: Don't use the punchline of every joke in the movie or a plot spoiler as the title of your movie.
- DirectorMichael DrummStarsLarry the Cable GuyLarry the Cable Guy from the Blue Collar Comedy tour stars in his first solo stand-up specialSee movie naming rule #1
- DirectorRoger SpottiswoodeStarsSylvester StalloneEstelle GettyJoBeth WilliamsA tough police sergeant's overbearing mother comes to visit him and begins to meddle in his life and career.Estelle Getty and Stallone in a buddy cop movie about a guy and his mother. How can this one possibly be bad? I have a feeling the title may be the best part of this film.
- DirectorTom ElkinsStarsAbigail SpencerChad Michael MurrayKatee SackhoffA young family moves into a historic house in Georgia and learns that they're not the house's only inhabitants. They find themselves in the presence of a secret rising from underground that threatens to bring down anyone in its path.Shouldn't this be "The Haunting in Georgia: Part 1"?
- DirectorBetty ThomasStarsJason LeeZachary LeviDavid CrossThe world-famous singing preteen chipmunk trio return to contend with the pressures of school, celebrity, and a rival female music group known as The Chipettes.Choke on an acorn and die.
- DirectorHarmon JonesStarsMorey AmsterdamRose MarieRichard DeaconA man is mistaken by foreign agents for a defecting cosmonaut and must prove his identity while evading capture.Guess not.