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1.
2012 (2009)
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A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
 
2.
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
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An FBI agent takes on a plane full of deadly and venomous snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss. (105 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
 
3.
Epic Movie (2007)
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A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
4.
Little Nicky (2000)
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After two of the devil's three sons escape Hell to wreak havoc on Earth, the devil must send his third son, the mild-mannered Nicky, to bring them back before it's too late. (90 mins.)
Director: Steven Brill
 
5.
Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Scientists genetically create a new Pokémon, Mewtwo, but the results are horrific and disastrous. (96 mins.)
 
6.
xXx: State of the Union (2005)
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Darius Stone, a new agent in the xXx program, is sent to Washington, D.C. to stop a coup attempt against the President of the United States. (101 mins.)
Director: Lee Tamahori
 
7.
Anaconda: The Offspring (2008 TV Movie)
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A mercenary-for-hire accepts a mission from a billionaire to capture a dangerous snake that could possibly help cure a terminal illness. (91 mins.)
 
8.
Silent Rage (1982)
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A sheriff tries to stop the killing spree of a mute maniacal murderer who, as the result of years of medical experimentation, has the ability to self-heal. (103 mins.)
Director: Michael Miller
 
9.
Boat Trip (2002)
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Two straight men mistakenly end up on a "gays only" cruise. (94 mins.)
Director: Mort Nathan
 
10.
Honey I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
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The Szalinski family is back, this time hilarious disaster strikes when an experiment causes their new toddler son to grow many stories tall. (89 mins.)
Director: Randal Kleiser
 
11.
Junior (1994)
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As part of a fertility research project, a male scientist agrees to carry a pregnancy in his own body. (109 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
 
12.
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
In this live-action prequel to the 1994 comedy hit, the Flintstones and the Rubbles go on a trip to Rock Vegas, where Wilma is pursued by playboy Chip Rockefeller. (90 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
 
13.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Adventurer Lara Croft goes on a quest to save the mythical Pandora's Box, before an evil scientist finds it, and recruits a former Marine turned mercenary to assist her. (117 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
 
14.
Casino Royale (1967)
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In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH. (131 mins.)
 
15.
Hostel (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Three backpackers head to a Slovak city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them. (94 mins.)
Director: Eli Roth
 
16.
Spider's Web (2002)
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A wily businessman plots with a sultry executive to swindle $40 million from his father. But who is conning who? (88 mins.)
Director: Paul Levine
 
17.
Blackie the Pirate (1971)
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Rivaling Pirates and Spanish gold are the ingredients for this story. Blackie the pirate is the one... (99 mins.)
Director: Vincent Thomas
 
18.
Out for a Kill (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
An unsuspecting university professor is an unwitting accomplice in a foiled Chinese cocaine deal. Wrongly imprisoned, he escapes to take his revenge and prove his innocence. (90 mins.)
 
19.
Popeye (1980)
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The adventures of the sailor man and his friends in the seaside town of Sweethaven. (114 mins.)
Director: Robert Altman
 
20.
Bomber (1982)
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Bud "Bomber" Graziano (Bud Spencer) retired from boxing as heavyweight champion and has sworn to never fight again... (101 mins.)
Director: Michele Lupo
 
21.
Dark Floors (2008)
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A man emerges with his autistic daughter and three others from a hospital elevator to find themselves trapped in the building with devilish monsters. (85 mins.)
 
22.
The Man (2005)
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Special Agent Derrick Vann is a man out to get the man who killed his partner but a case of mistaken identity leads him to Andy Fidler, a salesman with too many questions and a knack of getting in Vanns way. (83 mins.)
Director: Les Mayfield
 
23.
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
The Russian government hires the veterans of the Police Academy to help deal with the Mafia. (83 mins.)
Director: Alan Metter
 
24.
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Santa, aka Scott Calvin, is faced with double-duty: how to keep his new family happy, and how to stop Jack Frost from taking over Christmas. (97 mins.)
Director: Michael Lembeck
 
25.
The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
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Jimmy the Tulip's (Willis) quiet new life is shaken up by his old pal Oz (Perry), whose wife (Henstridge) has been kidnapped by a Hungarian mob. The Tulip and his wife Jill (Peet) spring into action. (98 mins.)
Director: Howard Deutch
 
26.
Meet Dave (2008)
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A crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form. While trying to save their planet, the aliens encounter a new problem, as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman. (90 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
27.
Basket Case (1982)
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A young man carrying a big basket that contains his extremely deformed Siamese-twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will. (91 mins.)
 
28.
Man of the West (1958)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A reformed outlaw becomes stranded after an aborted train robbery with two other passengers and is forced to rejoin his old outlaw band. (100 mins.)
Director: Anthony Mann
“ Surely this was shocking movie when relased -but now over 50 years later it feels rather unusually dull and pointless film. ” - FinClair
 
29.
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield. (91 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
 
30.
The Covenant (2006)
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Four young men who belong to a New England supernatural legacy are forced to battle a fifth power long thought to have died out. Meanwhile, jealousy and suspicion threaten to tear them apart. (97 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
 
31.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
32.
Diary of the Dead (2007)
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A group of young film students run into real-life zombies while filming a horror movie of their own. (95 mins.)
 
33.
Hannibal Rising (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After the death of his parents during World War II, young Hannibal Lecter moves in with his beautiful aunt and begins plotting revenge on the barbarians responsible for his sister's death. (121 mins.)
Director: Peter Webber
 
34.
Game Over (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A movie inspired by a true crime - the coldblooded Heino double murder, committed by a group of teenagers, that shocked Finland in 2001. (85 mins.)
Director: Pekka Lehto