Taft's NOT Top 24

A list of suck.
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1.
Defenders of Space (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
(67 mins.)
Director: Su-yong Jeong
 
2.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A group of tourists arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself. (90 mins.)
Director: Joe Berlinger
 
3.
You Got Served (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In order to achieve their dream of opening a recording studio, two friends (Omarion, Houston) must first win their city's dance contest -- a fierce competition that pits them against a group of tough street dancers. (95 mins.)
 
4.
Dynamite Warrior (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The story is set in 1890s Siam. Siang (Dan Chupong) is a young Muay Thai warrior and rocketry expert... (103 mins.)
Director: Chalerm Wongpim
 
5.
Attack Force (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Marshall Lawson loses his strike-team in a cold-blooded and seemingly random attack. After this he takes... (95 mins.)
Director: Michael Keusch
 
6.
Star Trek (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
The brash James T. Kirk tries to live up to his father's legacy with Mr. Spock keeping him in check as a vengeful Romulan from the future creates black holes to destroy the Federation one planet at a time. (127 mins.)
Director: J.J. Abrams
 
7.
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge. (139 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
 
8.
The Avengers (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Earth's mightiest heroes must come together and learn to fight as a team if they are going to stop the mischievous Loki and his alien army from enslaving humanity. (143 mins.)
Director: Joss Whedon
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9.
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas (1977 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
A poor otter family risks everything for the chance to win the cash prize of a talent contest for Christmas. (48 mins.)
Director: Jim Henson
 
10.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, find Jack Sparrow, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle. (169 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
 
11.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Famed archaeologist and adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. is called back into action, when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. (122 mins.)
 
12.
Empire Records (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The employees of an independent music store learn about each other as they try anything to stop the store being absorbed by a large chain. (90 mins.)
Director: Allan Moyle
 
13.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted? (115 mins.)
Director: McG
 
14.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
15.
The Final Countdown (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A modern aircraft carrier is thrown back in time to 1941 near Hawaii, just hours before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. (103 mins.)
Director: Don Taylor
 
16.
The Pacifier (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Disgraced Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains in the kids' house. (95 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
 
17.
xXx (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An extreme sports athlete, Xander Cage, is recruited by the government on a special mission. (124 mins.)
Director: Rob Cohen
 
18.
ThanksKilling (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. (70 mins.)
Director: Jordan Downey