Actors I Hope I Never Have To See In Another Film

A list of actors and actresses I never want to see in another film.
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1.
Russell Brand
Russell Brand was born on June 4, 1975, in Grays, Essex, England, the son of Barbara Elizabeth (Nichols) and Ronald Henry Brand, a photographer. An only child, his parents divorced when he was only six months old, and he was subsequently raised by his mother. Enduring a difficult childhood that saw...
“ This guy. I'm sure he'll make a few more crappy films then fall off the map. Can't wait! ” - Bri E
 
2.
Pauly Shore
Actor, Encino Man
Stand-up comic Pauly Shore (né Paul Montgomery Shore) tasted super-stardom in 1990 when his precedent-setting MTV show Totally Pauly hit the airwaves to major fan approval. The show ran for four years, opening the door wide for him for television and film roles. In 1993, he wrote and starred in a one-hour HBO television special, Pauly Does Dallas, which drew in even more loyal fans...
“ Remember when everyone thought he was dead? Ya, those were good times. ” - Bri E
 
4.
Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal was born on March 14, 1948 in Long Beach, Long Island, New York. He is the youngest of three sons born to Helen (Gabler) and Jack Crystal. His father was a well-known concert promoter who co-founded Commodore Records and his mother was a homemaker. His family were Jewish immigrants from Russia...
“ He's done some work in decent animated films, but he really annoys me as an actor...and/or host. I can't stand more than 5 minutes of him, I'd rather sit through a series of Seagal films. ” - Bri E
 
5.
Jared Leto
In the vein of musicians-turned-actors, Jared Leto is a very familiar face in recent film history. Although he has always been the lead vocals, rhythm guitar, and songwriter for American band Thirty Seconds to Mars, Leto will always be remembered as an accomplished actor for the numerous, challenging projects he has taken in his life. He is known to be selective about his film roles...
“ Ugh. ” - Bri E
 
6.
Steven Seagal
Producer, Under Siege
Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome (often with ponytail) action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast-paced Warner Bros. film Above the Law. Steven Frederic Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan, to Patricia Anne (Fisher), a medical technician...
“ My grandma loves him, but it's not for his acting. I could never see another Seagal film as long as I live, and that would be great. ” - Bri E
 
7.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
With an almost unpronounceable surname and a thick Austrian accent, who would have ever believed that a brash, quick talking bodybuilder from a small European village would become one of Hollywood's biggest stars, marry into the prestigious Kennedy family, amass a fortune via shrewd investments and one day be the Governor of California!...
“ Loved the Terminator,but it wasn't for his incredible acting abilities. He's a horrible actor, he knows he's a horrible actor, but he doesn't need acting skills for the films he's in. ” - Bri E
 
8.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films such as The Hitman, The Delta Force and Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection. He also starred in Missing in Action and its sequels, Firewalker and Sidekicks. He was an executive producer of Walker, Texas Ranger as well as the star. Chuck Norris was born in Ryan...
“ I'm tired of Chuck Norris, and all the jokes ever made involving him. ” - Bri E
 
9.
50 Cent
Actor, Spy
Born in the South Jamaica section of Queens, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson has lived in New York City all his life. He was raised by his grandparents after his father ran out and his mother was shot when he was only eight. Growing up, the Queens rapper originally wanted to be a heavyweight boxer, but eventually fell back on rapping...
“ ...Just no. ” - Bri E
 
10.
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estévez on September 3, 1965, in New York City. His father, actor Martin Sheen (born Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez), was at the time just breaking into the business, with performances on Broadway. His mother, Janet Sheen (née Templeton), was a former New York art student who had met Charlie's father right after he had moved to Manhattan...
“ I don't care what anyone says, Charlie Sheen is a crappy actor. He plays a good DB, but that's not acting, that's Charlie Sheen. ” - Bri E
 
11.
Elizabeth Berkley
Actress, Showgirls
Elizabeth Berkley was born in Farmington Hills, Michigan. Her mother, Jere, owns a gift basket business and her father, Fred, is a lawyer. Her family is Jewish. When Elizabeth was five her parents enrolled her at Detroit Dance Company. Loving dance, young Elizabeth began to take part in several ballets...
“ Oh Jessie Spano, you so crazy. Elizabeth Berkley was so terrible in Showgirls, she made Gina Gershon look like a good actress. It's almost impressive. Don't get me wrong, I LOVED the movie Showgirls. It was so bad, and the acting was so terrible, it turned out to be a hilarious film. ” - Bri E
 
12.
Hugh Grant
Hugh Grant, one of Britain's best known faces, has been equally entertaining on-screen as well as in real life, and has had enough sense of humor to survive a media frenzy. He is known for his roles in Four Weddings and a Funeral, with Andie MacDowell, Notting Hill, opposite Julia Roberts, and Music and Lyrics, opposite Drew Barrymore, among his other works...
“ Hugh Grant is just lame, he can't act, but until recently he's always been around. ” - Bri E
 
13.
Orlando Bloom
Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom was born in Canterbury, Kent, England on January 13, 1977. His mother, Sonia Constance Josephine (Copeland), was born in Kolkata, India, to an English family then-resident there. The man he briefly knew as his father, Harry Bloom, was a legendary political activist who fought for civil rights in South Africa...
 
14.
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Dee Lohan was born in New York City on 2 July 1986. Her mother, Dina Lohan (née Donata Melina Nicolette Sullivan), is a former Wall Street analyst, and her father, Michael Lohan, is a businessman and former Wall Street trader. She has Irish, Italian, and German ancestry. Lohan began her career at age three as a model at the Eileen Ford Agency...
“ No comment needed. ” - Bri E
 
15.
Megan Fox
Actress, Transformers
Megan Denise Fox was born in Rockwood, Tennessee, to Gloria Darlene (Cisson) and Franklin Thomas Fox, a parole officer. Megan began her training in drama and dance at age 5 and, at age 10, moved to St. Petersburg, Florida where she continued her training and finished school. Megan began acting and modeling...
“ She's as beautiful as she is awful at acting. ” - Bri E
 
16.
Keanu Reeves
Actor, The Matrix
Keanu Charles Reeves, whose first name means "cool breeze over the mountains" in Hawaiian, was born September 2, 1964 in Beirut, Lebanon. He is the son of Patricia Taylor, a showgirl and costume designer, and Samuel Nowlin Reeves, a geologist. Keanu's father was born in Hawaii, of British, Portuguese...
“ I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves is actually a robot. ” - Bri E
 
17.
Shia LaBeouf
Shia Saide LaBeouf was born in Los Angeles, California, to Shayna (Saide) and Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf, and is an only child. His mother is from an Ashkenazi Jewish family, while his father has Cajun (French) ancestry. His parents are divorced. He started his career by doing stand-up comedy around places in his neighborhood...
“ And I'm also pretty sure Shia LaBeouf is also a robot, just an updated version of the Keanu Reeves model. ” - Bri E
 
18.
Adam Sandler
Adam Richard Sandler was born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York, to Judith (Levine), a teacher at a nursery school, and Stanley Alan Sandler, an electrical engineer. He is of Russian Jewish descent. At 17, he took his first step towards becoming a stand-up comedian when he spontaneously took the stage at a Boston comedy club...
“ I've liked a few of his more serious films, and think 'Reign Over Me' was his best film. The problem is there is always a tinge of Billy Madison in every performance he's ever given, and every roll he's ever played. You could easily replace him with another actor in any of his films and they would have been the same or better. ” - Bri E
 
19.
Brendan Fraser
Actor, The Mummy
Brendan James Fraser was born in Indianapolis, Indiana, to Canadian parents Carol Mary (Genereux), a sales counselor, and Peter Fraser, a journalist and travel executive. He is of Irish, Scottish, German, Czech, and French-Canadian ancestry. As his parents frequently moved, Brendan can claim affinity with Ottawa...
“ He's not necessarily a bad actor, just a very forgettable one. ” - Bri E
 
20.
Heather Graham
Actress, The Hangover
Heather Joan Graham was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, to Joan (Bransfield), a schoolteacher and children's book author, and James Graham, an FBI agent. She and her sister, actress Aimee Graham, were raised by their strictly Catholic parents. They relocated often, as a result of their father's occupation...
“ She's not a very good actress but she's pretty. ” - Bri E
 
21.
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp is perhaps one of the most versatile actors of his day and age in Hollywood. He was born John Christopher Depp II in Owensboro, Kentucky, on June 9, 1963, to Betty Sue (Wells), who worked as a waitress, and John Christopher Depp, a civil engineer. Depp was raised in Florida. He dropped out of school when he was 15...
“ I know this is going to piss people off that I don't think Johnny Depp is the greatest actor in the world, but I'm going to say it anyway. There are a lot of different factors that contribute to making a good film: scripts, directors, editing, etc. I think people sometimes confuse the film's quality with the performance of a specific actor. An actor in a bad film might be seen as a bad actor, though that may not be the case. Just as an actor in a good film, might also be seen as a good actor but not always the case. I think Johnny Depp is extremely overrated. Yes, he's been in a lot of good films, but I think he could have also been easily replaced in any of his roles, and I still would have liked the films. Maybe even more.
I don't find him to be versatile. I think he's pretty much the same in every film, except in the Pirate films when he was playing Keith Richards.
If the comments on other lists are any indication of what kind of comments I'm going to receive for my blasphemy... I'm sorry you feel I'm the most horrible, dumbest person on the planet, who hates rich people, and is really jealous of his fame...This list; my personal opinion. Before getting yourself worked up into a frenzy and having a stroke, Remember: in the big picture none of this crap matters. ” - Bri E
 
22.
Ryan Gosling
Actor, Drive
Canadian actor Ryan Gosling is the first person born in the 1980s to have been nominated for the Best Actor Oscar (for Half Nelson). He was born Ryan Thomas Gosling on November 12, 1980, in London, Ontario, Canada. He is the son of Donna (Wilson), a secretary, and Thomas Ray Gosling, a traveling salesman...