2012 Best & Most Anticipated Movies

2012, is the 100th Anniversary of the Indian cinema. There is not much to celebrate since the Banchods of Bollywood (3 leading terrorist maderchods and 3 kuttae banchod brothers) have made seeing movies an excruciating process, since these maderbanchods have no taste or class and were brought in by older stelwarts to do menial labor like gaffers and cleaners.
These ugly dogs lack any talent and almost all of them are either traitors or terrorists or fronting for the terrorists (detained in all airports and body cavity searched) fake their patriotism for the sake of minting money from unsuspecting audience and at the cost of film workers in Mumbai, who are unemployed and unequally paid, since they only hire imported actors and dancers.

These are suvvar scum of the Indian society. Decent Indians and Non Resident Indians, wil not be seen with them or see their kachada sewer movies are these are not even worth to be spit on. They only work with imported imbeciles who can't walk and chew paan at the same time, let alone speak Hindi, act or dance.

One midget has a "Hair club for suvvar khojas" cheap hair transplant. This ek tha buffalo has toad eyes and talks with a severe lisp that almost sounds like a mating calls of a sea urchin (PG certification as a precaution?) He walks like a khoja and talks like one too. There is noway this maderchod suvvar filthy scum can be a leading actor, may be for the maderchod illegal and illiterate frontbenchers who share his kiuttae ancestry. No decent movie goer will consider this cretin with a lisp as a leading actor. This banchod has an expresion that comes from a body cavtity search for pirated DVD's in airports since these banchods pirated their own movies and this camel suvvar is looks handsome to the camel frontbenchers.

The kuttae brothers are a Brother Conglomerate-the Ape Brothers Conglomerate (ABC.) One Ape produces kachada films-even with sequels, the second camel not only is retarded maderchod meathead with six-pack abs and an IQ to match. This banchod is a real life retard and a cretin who dances like a demented monkey. The third Ape collects the awards, which are pre-fixed with bribes to the award show jury and kuttae award photographers. These madarchod lowlifes have brought utter and untold shame to Hindi Film industry, with few of the worst movies in the last decade.

2012, has shown a promise to be better with movies that are creative, innovative, making the movie going a fun experience. These are huge box office hits and they have minted over and beyond their tiny investments. They are liked by masses who have taste and class across the board, and are not pre-recommended by the Madarchods of Mumbai Media, the banchods from Suvvarstan fed and raised on suvvar scum, by nature and nurture with canine ancestry and Anti Indian, who survive on the morsels of vada pav and biryani thrown by the Three Monkeys of Bollywood, who only give good reviews for the the kachada (sewer) movies produced by them. These suvvars camel jockeys are partly responsible for the decadence in Hindi movies in he last two decades.

The only hope for HIFI (Hindi Film Industry) is the newer sleuth of directors that include-Sriram Raghavan 'Ek Hasina Thi", Motwane "Udaan", Dhulia "Paan Singh Tomar", Chandan Aurora "Mai Madhuri Dixit Banaa Chahte Hoon" and Sujoy Ghosh with "Kahaani." to mention a few of the older stelwarts like Aushutosh Gowariker ("Swades" and "Jodha Akbar") Madhur Bhandarkar "Fashion" "Traffic Signal" and the most awaited movie of 2012 "Heroine"), Ram Gopal Varma, Sudhir Mishra ("Khoya Khoya Chand.") Anurag Kashyap with "Dev D." Good directors have good intuition about good actors and what actor fits the part and not compromise their morals or principals as in Gauri Shinde in "English Vinglsh"

The suvvar scum from suvvarstan directors, have no morals or principals since they have suvvar ancestry (canine ancestry on the mothers side and terrorist ancestry on their father side). Their bottom line is minting money as fast they can and appeasing the frontbenchers. They are least perceptive of the glory of Indian cinema, respect for tradition and culture or parampara or desire to propagate the art of cinema. Infact, they are good at destroying what is built. These suvvars only associate with the fellow suvvar kind who share the same trait, hence the talent is put on the back burner.

The suvvar frontbenchers from dirtydesh and flithystan relish the cheap movies shown to them by whistling from the front benches and the trenches, at the vulgar and cheap "item dances" with underworld tunes and gyrations, that the suvvar music directors churn out in record numbers, spitting paan in the theaters, gawking at the dishum dishum fights, handed out by this suvvar banchod ek tha camel, one of the so-called leading actor? whose dialog sounds like an obscene phone call or a mating calls of a sea urchin.

This water buffalo with a corn dog hair transplant is a midget with muscles of an ape and bran meat head. His cretin like IQ is manifest more than on occasion when he opens his mouth. He has the appearance of a toad that was woken up to do a demented penguin dance, that the banchod frontbenchers like. In his acting he clearly displays his canine ancestry on his mother side and suvvar ancestry on his fathers side.

The above directors, are the light at the end of the tunnel that is dark and dreary for the inaptly titled and shamelessly copied Bollywood (One of the leading monkeys and the kuttae brothers go through body cavity search for DVD, in all airports since these maderbanchods are known to pirate their own movies and few of them were convicted for terrorism and now Acting Under the Influence of Bail (AIB.) They are treated like dogs in airports, since only in India, they are worshiped and put on a pedestal by the filthy frontbenchers who have no class or taste (maderchod illegals from Dirthy Desh and Fillthystan)

They bring novelty and nobility to movies. Bollywood is stagneant and smelly with movies like "Delhi Belly" "Three Idiots" "Laggan" "Housefull 2" "Dabaang" to name a few, that no decent moviegoer consider them as work of art nor garner respect from abroad. No wonder that no Indian movie has been selected at Cannes or Oscar and these monkeys are not not even invited to clean the carpet let alone walk on the red carpet.

The newest star in the horizon is Gauri Shinde with a gem of a movie called "Enlish Vinglish". What a breath of fresh air and talent after suffering from nausea and vomiting induced by this Ek Tha Camel and his fellow camel brothers who are handsomest camels in the show biz.
View:
Log in to copy items to your own lists.
1.
Kahaani (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A pregnant woman's search for her missing husband takes her from London to Kolkata, but everyone she questions denies having ever met him. (122 mins.)
Director: Sujoy Ghosh
“ This is a must watch movie with a mind-boggling Kahaani (story) with the main protagonist Bidya Bagchi, played by none other than-Viday Balan, who plays "that pregnant woman" part to the prim. The movie should garner award for Best Story, Best Direction by Sujoy Ghosh and Best Actress for Vidya Balan. It's amazing that a movie made at a ridiculous price of 10 crores! can be this good. Speaks volume about the talent of producer/director Sujoy Ghosh. The movie has made a million dollars in North America alone and fifty crores in India-one of the best suspense movies. Now the movie will be redone in English by Ghosh.

Sujoy Ghosh's next movie is based on work by a Bengali poet and could star two stelwarts of Hindi cinema Vidya Balan and Amitab Bachchan. This director has huge potential in Hindi cinema. ” - Herag Halli
 
2.
Paan Singh Tomar (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
The story of Paan Singh Tomar, an Indian athlete and seven-time national steeplechase champion who becomes one of the most feared dacoits in Chambal Valley after his retirement. (135 mins.)
“ A movie in the tradition of "Bandit Queen" but here the bandit is Irfan as Paan Singh, who becomes a dacoit by default. Must win award for Dhulia, whose first movie "Hassil" was a good Art-House movie with debut by Irfan, but art house movies have no footing in Bollywood or compete with the banchods with goonda financed money making gutter movies.

Dhulia's next movie is based on true love in a village setting called "Milan Talkies" He is one heck of a director and also a movie with Abishek Bachchan playing the central role of Hamlet. If ever an actor suited to play Hamlet that would be AB Jr. Dhulia is now the hottest director in Mumbai. ” - Herag Halli
 
3.
Heroine (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A female superstar struggles through the trials and tribulations of being a Bollywood actress. (149 mins.)
“ Most anticipated film of 2012 by Bhandarkar, who is the 'Scorsese' of Indian movies. The movie sopposedly based on the life and tribulations of actress Hans Wadkar in the '40's. (It is a mix of different heroines over the years and not based on one famous heroine.) One of the Top Hundred Indian Movies "Bhumika" by Shyam Benegal, was also based on the actress, of course with a disclaimer.

Madhur Bhandarkar and Benegal have lot in common with both being good directors, who have not fallen off the Bollywood Bandwagon like Yash Chopra and Karan Johar and Ghai, producing kachada movies, in the footsteps of the Banchods of Bollywood, are churning out in record numbers and the filthy frontbenchers relishing each one of them like works of art-which they are not...may be in Filthystan and DirtyDesh.

The movie was drawn out and poor in story telling. Not in the same caliber as Bhandarkar's previous movies. But his not-so-good movies are hundred percent better than the best movies-so called 100 Crore Movies- by the Banchods of Bollywood, who are fit to clean sewers and drive camels instead of making movies. ” - Herag Halli
 
4.
Tezz (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
To revenge his past, Aakash Rana plants bomb in a train endangering lives of 500 passengers. (121 mins.)
Director: Priyadarshan
“ This is a watchable movie from an ace director Priyadarshan with biggest names in the business-Anil Kapoor, Ajay Devgn, Sameera Reddy and Kangana Ranaut.

One of the highlights of the movie is an action sequence by Sameera Reddy on bike with no stunt double. The movie has some daring and innovative actions. The worst part of the movie is an item dance which was planned to be done by Sameera Reddy, instead done by this actress who is too old and A has-been. Should retire from the item dance business. ” - Herag Halli
 
5.
Ragini MMS (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Out to relax and have fun at a farmhouse, a couple experience horror at the hands of an unknown entity. (93 mins.)
Director: Pavan Kirpalani
“ MMS Ragini 2 by Ekta Kapoor has Sensational looking Sunny Leone starring in her second movie debut after "Jism 2" ” - Herag Halli
 
6.
Bol Bachchan (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
All hell breaks loose when a Muslim man breaks a temple lock to save a little child, thus for his safety keeps a Hindu name, where he starts making web of lies. (155 mins.)
Director: Rohit Shetty
“ With Amitab Bachchan, AB Jr. and Ajay Devgn. Not in the tradition of Katchada masala movies. Few scenes by Abishek is hilarious but this is too long and too loose unlike "Singham" from Shetty. A movie that caters to the bored village folks who like entertainment in any form. ” - Herag Halli
 
7.
Ishkq in Paris (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Akash (Rhehan Malliek) and Ishkq (Preity Zinta), two complete strangers, after having met on a train from Rome to Paris... (95 mins.)
Director: Prem Raj
“ A movie from actress turned producer-Preity Zinta. Directed by Prem Soni starring Isabel Adjani now being filmed in Paris. ” - Herag Halli
 
8.
Gangs of Wasseypur (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
A clash between Sultan and Shahid Khan leads to the expulsion of Khan from Wasseypur, and ignites a deadly blood feud spanning three generations. (320 mins.)
Director: Anurag Kashyap
“ This is a must see movie for fans who love authenticity and good movies-which are hard to come by. This should have been a TV serial. The story,writing, the actors, the customs the hatred between two sects, the violence, the gore, is brilliantly brought to the screen by Anurag Kashyap, with some great award winning acting by Manoj Bajpai. Some good acting by Reema Sen and Richa Chadda. Not to mention director Dhulia as an actor...who has much in common with Kashyap..the case of the birds of the same feather flocking together. Anurag Kashyap is one of the best talent Indian cinema has to offer. ” - Herag Halli
 
9.
OMG: Oh My God! (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A shopkeeper takes God to court when his shop is destroyed by an earthquake. (125 mins.)
Director: Umesh Shukla
“ This is hundred times better than the stupid, irksome and annoying movie "Barfi" Paresh Rawal shuld win an award or two but wont siince the Maderchod of Mumbai maggots will bribe the award show and the award will go to the Ek Tha Madershcod subvar sumc demented cretin dog with the six pack abs. This organtuan with a bad lisp will be the best 'fixed" actor award. The movie has the worst and vulgar dance ever. ” - Herag Halli
 
10.
English Vinglish (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A quiet, sweet tempered housewife endures small slights from her well-educated husband and daughter every day because of her inability to speak and understand English. (134 mins.)
Director: Gauri Shinde
“ Probably the "Best Picture of 2012" by the debut writer/director-Gauri Shinde, that should have been an Oscar nominee. Poignant and funny and not to mention the background lattice of peace and blessing of a family life. There is more education for the youngsters in this movie than you get from a Phd. degree from Harvard. ” - Herag Halli