The Absolute Worst Remakes Ever!

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1.
House of Wax (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A group of unwitting teens are stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit. (108 mins.)
 
2.
April Fool's Day (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A year after an April Fool's Day prank which resulted in the death of one of their set, a group of friends find themselves targeted by someone who is out for revenge. (91 mins.)
 
3.
Black Christmas (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. (84 mins.)
Director: Glen Morgan
“ I enjoyed this film, but it doesn't hold a candle to the original ” - ZeoRangerFive
 
4.
Clash of the Titans (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Perseus demigod, son of Zeus, battles the minions of the underworld to stop them from conquering heaven and earth. (106 mins.)
Director: Louis Leterrier
 
5.
The Crazies (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
About the inhabitants of a small Iowa town suddenly plagued by insanity and then death after a mysterious toxin contaminates their water supply. (101 mins.)
Director: Breck Eisner
 
6.
Day of the Dead (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
When a small Colorado town is overrun by the flesh hungry dead a small group of survivors try to escape in a last ditch effort to stay alive. (86 mins.)
Director: Steve Miner
 
7.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A remake of the 1951 classic sci-fi film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth. (104 mins.)
 
8.
Flubber (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
An absent-minded professor discovers "flubber," a rubber-like super-bouncy substance. (93 mins.)
Director: Les Mayfield
 
9.
The Fog (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The inhabitants of Antonio Island, off the coast of Oregon, are about to unveil a statue honoring the four men (Castle... (100 mins.)
 
10.
Godzilla (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A giant, reptilian monster surfaces, leaving destruction in its wake. To stop the monster (and its babies), an earthworm scientist, his reporter ex-girlfriend, and other unlikely heroes team up to save their city. (139 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
 
11.
The Grudge (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
An American nurse living and working in Tokyo is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their life and spreading to another victim. (91 mins.)
Director: Takashi Shimizu
 
12.
The Haunting (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
When Eleanor, Theo, and Luke decide to take part in a sleep study at a huge mansion they get more than they bargained for when Dr. Marrow tells them of the house's ghostly past. (113 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
 
13.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A millionaire offers a group of diverse people $1,000,000 to spend the night in a haunted house with a horrifying past. (93 mins.)
Director: William Malone
 
14.
I Am Legend (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Years after a plague kills most of humanity and transforms the rest into monsters, the sole survivor in New York City struggles valiantly to find a cure. (101 mins.)
 
15.
It's Alive (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A baby born to a human couple turns out to be a mutant monster with an appetite to kill when scared. (80 mins.)
Director: Josef Rusnak
 
16.
King Kong (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A petroleum exploration expedition comes to an isolated island and encounters a colossal giant gorilla. (134 mins.)
Director: John Guillermin
 
17.
Nine Months (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
When he finds out his longtime girlfriend is pregnant, a commitment-phobe realizes he might have to change his lifestyle for better or much, much worse. (103 mins.)
Director: Chris Columbus
 
18.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
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An Air Force astronaut crash lands on a mysterious planet where evolved, talking apes dominate a race of primitive humans. (119 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
19.
The Producers (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show. (134 mins.)
Director: Susan Stroman
 
20.
Prom Night (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends. (88 mins.)
 
21.
The Stepford Wives (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
What does it take to become a Stepford wife, a woman perfect beyond belief? Ask the Stepford husbands, who've created this high-tech terrifying little town, in a very modern comedy-thriller. (93 mins.)
Director: Frank Oz
 
22.
The Music Man (2003 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Contemporary rethinking of the legendary Broadway musical and 1962 film, updated to reflect a few early... (150 mins.)
Director: Jeff Bleckner
 
23.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. (98 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
 
24.
Village of the Damned (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A small town's women give birth to unfriendly alien children posing as humans. (99 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
 
25.
When a Stranger Calls (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
During a babysitting gig, a high-school student is harassed by an increasingly threatening prank caller. (87 mins.)
Director: Simon West
 
26.
The Wizard of Gore (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Montag the Magnificent (Glover) is a master illusionist who performs at underground venues, selecting female volunteers from his rave-like audiences... (94 mins.)
Director: Jeremy Kasten
 
27.
The Wolfman (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Upon his return to his ancestral homeland, an American man is bitten, and subsequently cursed by, a werewolf. (103 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
 
28.
Silent Night (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The police force of a remote Midwestern town search for a killer Santa Claus who is picking off citizens on Christmas Eve. (94 mins.)