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1.
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A professor opens a crypt and reanimates rotten zombies. The zombies attack a jet-set-group which is celebrating a party in a villa nearby... (85 mins.)
Director: Andrea Bianchi
 
2.
The Sadistic Hypnotist (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Following his car crash, Wanda and Greta kidnap the semi-conscious Sylvester into their place. He is then tied up to a bed, hypnotized, whipped and raped by Wanda's women. Can an escaped mental patient break in and even the odds? (69 mins.)
Director: Greg Corarito
“ Aka "Wanda, the Sadistic Hypnotist." ” - Russell Hale
 
3.
Criminally Insane 2 (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A mental hospital, faced with a severe decrease in funding, is forced to release mass-murderer Ethel Janowski into a halfway house... (70 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
“ Aka "Crazy Fat Ethel 2."

I'll stick with real movies about mental illness, like "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," thank you very much. ” - Russell Hale
 
4.
Hellhole Women (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A newlywed couple in love finds a seemingly desolate place to park the car and make love. Soon, they will face prison's cruel reality. (103 mins.)
Director: Jess Franco
“ Aka "Sadomania." From the director of "The Castle of Fu Manchu." ” - Russell Hale
 
5.
Los ritos sexuales del diablo (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A young woman travels with her partner to England on the unexpected death of her brother. Staying with her sister-in-law... (84 mins.)
 
6.
Brutes and Savages (1978 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Fascinated by forbidden rituals and ceremonies, world explorer Arthur Davis takes a crew with hidden... (92 mins.)
Director: Arthur Davis
 
7.
Impulse (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A paranoid, leisure-suit-wearing conman/gigolo named Matt Stone seduces lonely women, bilks them of their savings via an investment scam... (82 mins.)
Director: William Grefe
 
8.
Video Violence (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A husband and wife open a video store in a new town, and come to find out that the locals only rent horror films and the "occasional triple X'er"... (90 mins.)
Director: Gary R. Cohen
 
9.
Holocaust parte seconda: i ricordi, i deliri, la vendetta (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A secret group of Jewish activists locate and murder the doctors and soldiers who tortured their relations in a notorious extermination camp. (76 mins.)
Director: Angel Jonathan
“ Aka "Holocaust 2." ” - Russell Hale
 
10.
Alucarda (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
After the death of her parents, a young girl arrives at a convent and brings a sinister presence with her. Is it her enigmatic imaginary friend, Alucarda, who is to blame? Or is there a satanic force at work? (75 mins.)
 
11.
Don't Go Near the Park (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Runaways are attacked by evil beings from the far past. (80 mins.)
“ Co-starring a man credited as "Crackers Phinn" ” - Russell Hale
 
12.
Savage Vengance (1993 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A woman is brutally raped by four men, and she seeks vengeance. After five years, she is still planning her retaliation, but her friend and her are again raped by four men. This time, she tracks them down and finally has her revenge. (65 mins.)
Director: Donald Farmer
“ From the director of "Vampire Cop." ” - Russell Hale
 
13.
Unhinged (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Three college girls on their way to a jazz festival crash their car in the isolated woods during a rainstorm, and are taken in by a mysterious family in an old mansion. Little do the girls know, the family has a dark, murderous secret. (79 mins.)
Director: Don Gronquist
 
14.
Satan's Children (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Runaway teen Bobby is given shelter by a cult of Satanists, but his presence and questionable sexuality leads to conflicts within Satan's Children, (87 mins.)
Director: Joe Wiezycki
 
15.
The Beast in Heat (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
This is one of many so called Video Nasties about fictionalized World War 2 Nazi POW camp atrocities... (86 mins.)
Director: Ivan Kathansky
“ Aka "Horrifying Experiments of the SS Last Days."

The start of "The Floor Season" of The Cinema Snob.

I shall be sticking with "Schindler's List," thank you very much. ” - Russell Hale
 
16.
After Death (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A woman goes back to the island where her parents were killed. They had been working on a cure for cancer... (84 mins.)
Director: Clyde Anderson
 
17.
Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
This martial arts movie tries to explain the strange death of the international movie star and kung fu master Bruce Lee... (84 mins.)
Director: Tso Nam Lee
 
18.
Blood Freak (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A biker comes upon a girl with a flat tire and offers her a ride home. He winds up at a drug party with the girl's sister... (86 mins.)
“ For Thanksgiving 2007 ” - Russell Hale
 
19.
Evil Come Evil Go (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A religious fanatic murders people who are engaging in sex. (66 mins.)
Director: Walt Davis
“ For the Sexploitation Triple Feature. ” - Russell Hale
 
20.
Terror at Orgy Castle (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A young couple on a European vacation get mixed up with a countess and a hunchbacked servant at a castle where black masses are held. (63 mins.)
“ For the Sexploitation Triple Feature. ” - Russell Hale
 
21.
The Hand of Pleasure (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A mad scientist named Dr. Dreadful leads a terrorist organization called the Hand of Pleasure. (62 mins.)
“ For the Sexploitation Triple Feature.

From the director of "Terror at Orgy Castle." ” - Russell Hale
 
22.
Zombie Lake (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In a small village, somewhere in France, German soldiers, killed and thrown into the lake by the Resistance during WW II, come back. (90 mins.)
Director: J.A. Laser
 
23.
“ Aka "Ninja Untouchables."

His first review on a Pierre Kirby film. ” - Russell Hale
 
24.
Snuff (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A so-called "snuff" movie involving the exploits of a cult leader leading a gang of bikers in a series of supposedly real killings on film. (80 mins.)
 
25.
Killing Birds (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
A group of students goes into the woods to study birds, and soon the dead begin to rise to devour the living. (92 mins.)
“ Aka "Zombie 5." ” - Russell Hale
 
26.
Psycho à Go-Go (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A mad scientist implants an electronic device into the brain of an injured soldier, which turns him into a psychotic killer. (85 mins.)
Director: Al Adamson
 
27.
Woodchipper Massacre (1988 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
While their father is away, his children begin killing people via a woodchipper. (80 mins.)
Director: Jon McBride
“ I'll stick with real woodchipper movies, like "Fargo," thank you very much. ” - Russell Hale
 
28.
Enter the Devil (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
The story in this horror movie revolves around a strange religious icon and the demonic sexual influence it exerts on a young art student... (92 mins.)
Director: Mario Gariazzo
“ Aka "The Eerie Midnight Horror Show." ” - Russell Hale
 
29.
The Black 6 (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A black high school student is caught dating a white girl by the girl's brother. He and his biker gang beat the boy to death... (94 mins.)
Director: Matt Cimber
 
30.
Mother's Day (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two brothers kidnap and brutalize three women for the pleasure of their demented mother. (91 mins.)
Director: Charles Kaufman
“ For Mother's Day 2008 ” - Russell Hale
 
31.
Captive Women 4 (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
To improve the morale of the German officers, a train with beautiful girls is arranged to entertain them when on leave. (90 mins.)
Director: Mike Staar
“ Aka "Elsa Fraulein SS"

The start of "The Dark Season" of The Cinema Snob ” - Russell Hale
 
32.
Frankenstein Island (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
When a hot-air balloon crashes on a remote island, the crew discovers Dr. Frankenstein's ancestor carrying on the family work... (97 mins.)
Director: Jerry Warren
 
33.
Savage Weekend (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Several couples head upstate to the country to watch a boat being built. Unfortunately they are stalked by a murderer behind a ghoulish mask. (88 mins.)
Director: David Paulsen
 
34.
Day of the Panther (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A martial-arts expert goes after a criminal gang and its boss, who were responsible for the death of his partner. (84 mins.)
“ From the director of Leprechaun 3 & 4. ” - Russell Hale
 
35.
Horror of the Zombies (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
The living corpses of the Satan-worshiping Knights Templar hunt for human victims in a 16th century galleon. (89 mins.)
 
36.
Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A woman buys a doll at a magic shop. Unbeknownst to her, the doll is possessed by an evil spirit, and it proceeds to take her over. (70 mins.)
 
37.
The Refrigerator (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A couple move into a bad apartment in a bad neighborhood in New York. The apartment contains a refrigerator... (86 mins.)
Director: Nicholas Jacobs
“ "I am the waffle maker!" ” - Russell Hale
 
38.
Slugs (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Killer slugs on the rampage in a rural community. (92 mins.)
Director: J.P. Simon
 
39.
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Four fascist libertines round up nine adolescent boys and girls and subject them to one hundred and twenty days of physical, mental and sexual torture. (116 mins.)
 
40.
Tales from the Quadead Zone (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Actress Shirley Latanya Jones returns from the director's first film (Black Devil Doll from Hell) to be in front of Turner's camcorder... (62 mins.)
“ From the director of "Black Devil Doll from Hell." ” - Russell Hale
 
41.
The Galaxy Invader (1985 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
An alien is hunted by a gang of drunken hillbillies who saw him crash-land his spaceship. (79 mins.)
Director: Don Dohler
 
42.
The Stewardesses (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A single eventful night in the lives of a crew of Los Angeles-based, trans-Pacific stewardesses, as they experiment with drugs and engage in various sexual encounters. (93 mins.)
“ The 3D version. ” - Russell Hale
 
43.
Cruel Jaws (1995 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
A tiger shark bred by the Navy as a killing machine is wrecking havoc in the sleepy tourist town of Hampton Bay... (93 mins.)
Director: William Snyder
“ Aka "Jaws 5." From the director of "Strike Commando."

#8 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
44.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Still haunted by his past, Tommy Jarvis - who, as a child, killed Jason Voorhees - wonders if the serial killer is connected to a series of brutal murders occurring in and around the secluded halfway house where he now lives. (92 mins.)
Director: Danny Steinmann
“ For the release of "Friday the 13th" (2009). ” - Russell Hale
 
45.
“ The follow-up to "Day of the Panther."

#1 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
46.
Zombie vs. Ninja (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Ethan, a young man, is beaten while his father is killed by a group of thieves. With the help of an undertaker... (88 mins.)
Director: Charles Lee
“ For Pierre Kirby Week ” - Russell Hale
 
47.
Full Metal Ninja (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Director: Charles Lee
“ For Pierre Kirby Week ” - Russell Hale
 
48.
Thunder of Gigantic Serpent (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A secret formula that can cause plants and animals to expand a thousand-fold in size is stolen by a terrorist group... (87 mins.)
Director: Charles Lee
“ For Pierre Kirby Week.

#4 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
49.
Ninja of the Magnificence (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
(90 mins.)
Director: Charles Lee
“ Aka "Ninja of the Magnificence." For Pierre Kirby Week. ” - Russell Hale
 
50.
Hunting Express (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Director: Phillip Ko
“ Aka "American Commando 2." For Pierre Kirby Week. ” - Russell Hale
 
51.
The Nail Gun Massacre (1985 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
After a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun. (85 mins.)
“ The film that got The Snob kicked off of YouTube.

#10 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
52.
Shocking Dark (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In a polluted future Venice researchers work to improve the situation. One day, unknown forces start killing them. A team of soldiers and a couple of civilians is sent to investigate. Soon, they encounter strange murderous creatures. (90 mins.)
Director: Vincent Dawn
“ Aka "Terminator II." From the director of "Jaw's 5: Cruel Jaws." For the release of "Terminator Salvation."

I'll stick with real Terminator 2 movies, like "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," thank you very much. ” - Russell Hale
 
53.
Helga, la louve de Stilberg (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Vicious warden Helga runs the castle penitentiary Stilberg for female political prisoners with an iron fist... (93 mins.)
Director: Alain Garnier
“ Translation: "Helga, She Wolf of Spilberg." From the director of "Elsa Fraulein SS."

The finale of "The Dark Season."

#9 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
54.
Phoenix (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
An alien visits Earth and casts an evil spell over a poor fisherman who finds her magic book. Since the book makes whoever finds it rich, soon the fisherman finds that several criminals are after him for it. (72 mins.)
“ Aka "War of the Wizards." For the release of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."

#7 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
55.
Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A group of college students are led by their professor into the mountains in search of the Yeti. The students start to be killed off one by one. (86 mins.)
Director: Mike Findlay
“ From the director of "Snuff." ” - Russell Hale
 
56.
Absurd (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A priest comes to a small town to help get rid of a monster whose blood coagulates very fast. This creates problems as the monster is very hard to kill and then decides to go on a killing spree of its own. (96 mins.)
Director: Peter Newton
“ Aka "Zombie 6: Monster Hunter." From the director of "Porno Holocaust." ” - Russell Hale
 
57.
Hell's Heroes (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Disgruntled Sgt. Darkin has to protect a senator who's visiting a Vietnam village. Senator gets assassinated by the Vietcong, and Darkin gets arrested for AWOL. When the Vietcong attacks the base, he and others escape. Now what? (92 mins.)
Director: Max Steel
“ Aka "Inglorious Basterds 2." For the release "Inglorious Basterds" (2009). ” - Russell Hale
 
58.
Death Nurse (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Edith, a murderous, overweight nurse, and her brother run a medical clinic out of the suburban house they share... (60 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
“ From the director of "Crazy Fat Ethel." ” - Russell Hale
 
59.
Deep Throat Part II (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Nurse Linda Lovelace works for libidinous sex therapist Dr. Jayson. One of the patients she is treating is Dilbert Lamb... (88 mins.)
Director: Joe Sarno
 
60.
Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Two space cadets crash-land on a desert planet, where an evil wizard seeks the ultimate power to take over the world. Although the movie borrows some background footage from Star Wars, the plot is mostly unrelated. (91 mins.)
Director: Çetin Inanç
“ Aka "Turkish Star Wars" ” - Russell Hale
 
61.
Os Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Coming of the space, the prince Flick (Pedro Aguinaga) asks the Trapalhões (The Dabblers) for help to... (98 mins.)
Director: Adriano Stuart
“ Aka "Brazilian Star Wars."

#6 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
62.
Honey Britches (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
This is the story of four jewel thieves on the run who decide to hole up with a hillbilly couple until the search for them slackens off. (85 mins.)
“ Aka "Demented Death Farm Massacre." For Halloween 2009.

#2 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
63.
Alienator (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Kol is an evil guy about to be executed on a distant spaceship. He manages to escape on a shuttle and make his way to some woods in America... (93 mins.)
Director: Fred Olen Ray
“ From the co-director of "Demented Death Farm Massacre."

#5 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
64.
The Hoboken Chicken Emergency (1984 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Arthur is asked to pick up a bird for Thanksgiving dinner, so he brings home a 266-pound chicken named Henrietta... (58 mins.)
Director: Peter Baldwin
“ For Thanksgiving 2009.

In the words of IMDB's Snoopy1, "...this causes ALL SORTS of trouble!" ” - Russell Hale
 
65.
Troll (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (82 mins.)
“ From the director of "Friday the 13th Part VII." ” - Russell Hale
 
66.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ From the director of "Zombie 4."

"Oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!" ” - Russell Hale
 
67.
Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Somebody with very little Christmas spirit is killing anyone in a Santa suit one London holiday season, and Scotland Yard has to stop him before he makes his exploits an annual tradition. (86 mins.)
Director: Edmund Purdom
“ For Christmas 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
68.
Bloody New Year (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Five shipwrecked English teenagers take refuge in an island hotel that is decorated for New Years. The problem is, it's early summer, and soon enough, even the walls themselves are striking out against them... (90 mins.)
“ For New Year's 2010.

#3 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - Russell Hale
 
69.
Lady Terminator (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
The spirit of an ancient evil queen posesses the body of a young anthropological student, who then goes on a murderous rampage. (82 mins.)
Director: Jalil Jackson
 
70.
Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Zombie nudists attack campers five years after the closure of the Sunny Buttocks nudist colony in various musical numbers. (90 mins.)
Director: Mark Pirro
“ "It's an Inky Dinky Do Dah Morning!"

#1 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
71.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A bed possessed by a demon spirit consumes its users alive. (77 mins.)
Director: George Barry
 
72.
The Body Shop (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Emminent plastic surgeon and mad scientist Don Brandon loses his wife Anitra - pinup model and social butterfly - in a tragic accident... (75 mins.)
 
73.
Le scomunicate di San Valentino (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Lucita has been locked away in a convent by her family in order to keep her away from her lover, Esteban... (93 mins.)
Director: Sergio Grieco
“ Aka "The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine." For Valentine's Day 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
74.
Death Nurse 2 (1988 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
That crazy killer nurse is at it again! Edith Mortley continues to slay more and more dumbfounded patients, turning them into rat food. (56 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
 
75.
The Astro-Zombies (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
The Plan - to build a super human; How? - by murdering innocent convenient victims and using various bits of them; The Result - Creatures on the rampage. (92 mins.)
Director: Ted V. Mikels
 
76.
The Crawlers (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
People from a small town are attacked by evil radioactive tree roots growing in the forest. (91 mins.)
“ One of the Troll 3's. From the director of "Zombie 6: Monster Hunter." ” - Russell Hale
 
77.
Quest for the Mighty Sword (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
Once upon a time a god gave a mighty sword to the king of Aquiles to bring justice to his people. Now he wants it back... (94 mins.)
Director: David Hills
“ The other Troll 3. Aka "Ator: Quest for the Mighty Sword." From the director of the previous Troll 3. ” - Russell Hale
 
78.
Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Sardu, master of the Theatre of the Macabre, and his assistant Ralphus run a show in which, under the guise of 'magic', they torture and murder people in front of their audience. But what the punters see as a trick is actually real. (84 mins.)
Director: Joel M. Reed
 
79.
The Curse of the Screaming Dead (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A group of Southern deer hunters stop at a church graveyard in the woods. Their activities arouse the corpses of long-dead Confederate soldiers, who attack them. (91 mins.)
Director: Tony Malanowski
“ Aka "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates." ” - Russell Hale
 
80.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A young man with superhuman strength is incarcerated at a prison run by corrupt officials and seeks to use his martial arts to clean up the system. (91 mins.)
Director: Simon Nam
“ #2 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
81.
Video Violence 2 (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Howard and Eli, the killers from the first Video Violence movie, are back and are now hosting their own TV show... (75 mins.)
Director: Gary Cohen
“ #3 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
82.
Deathrow Gameshow (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Chuck Toedan's the host of a gameshow featuring death row convicts competeing in life-or-death contests in hopes of cheating the executioner or... (83 mins.)
Director: Mark Pirro
“ From the director of "Nudist Colony of the Dead." ” - Russell Hale
 
83.
Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
After Sam's wife has betrayed him, he goes on a bloody killing spree in Las Vegas. (78 mins.)
Director: David Schwartz
 
84.
Alien 2: On Earth (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A spaceship lands back on Earth after a failed mission, but the astronauts have been replaced by hideous... (92 mins.)
Director: Sam Cromwell
 
85.
Ax 'Em (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.2/10 X  
A weekend retreat at a remote cabin in the woods for a group of childhood pals turns into a terrifying fight for survival, as a former friend whose family was killed years earlier comes along looking for revenge. (71 mins.)
Director: Michael Mfume
“ #8 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
86.
American Commando 3: Savage Temptation (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Orphaned and alone, Nora and her kid brother are unsuspectingly thrust into a world of drugs and prostitution...
Director: Charles Lee
“ Pierre Kirby is back.

#5 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
87.
It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman! (1975 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
TV adaptation of the campy 1960s Broadway musical about the Man of Steel, his friends, his enemies, and his self-image problems.
Director: Jack Regas
“ The Musical. ” - Russell Hale
 
88.
Island of Death (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A couple of perverted and maniac killers get loose on a Greek island. (108 mins.)
Director: Nico Mastorakis
“ From the director of ".com for Murder." ” - Russell Hale
 
89.
Hell's Bloody Devils (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A government agent tries to break a Neo-Fascist group in California (89 mins.)
Director: Al Adamson
“ From the director of "Blood of Ghastly Horror."

#7 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
90.
Redneck Zombies (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A barrel of radioactive waste is lost out in the woods. Some demented rednecks find it and use it as part of their still. Everybody who drinks from the liquor they produced turns into a zombie. (84 mins.)
Director: Pericles Lewnes
 
91.
The Expendables (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Captain Baronski, assigned a squad of misfit soldiers, trains them into a fighting powerhouse "The Expendables." Breaking every rule... (89 mins.)
“ For the release of "The Expendables" (2010). ” - Russell Hale
 
92.
Caligula (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Details the graphic and shocking, yet undeniably tragic story of Rome's most infamous Caesar, Gaius Germanicus Caligula. (156 mins.)
Director: Tinto Brass
“ For the 100th episode 2-parter, and Brad Jones' #1 favorite film of all time.

#9 of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
93.
Violent Shit (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A demented, wicked, deformed, cannibalistic killer named K. The Butcher Shitter, escapes from the police and slaughters people in many gory, bloody ways. (75 mins.)
Director: Andreas Schnaas
 
94.
Creepozoids (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A group of survivors try to avoid the battles of World War III, when they try to escape to the quiet lands, they encounter something much more deadly. (72 mins.)
Director: David DeCoteau
 
95.
Satan's School for Girls (1973 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A young woman investigating her sister's suicide at a private girls' school finds herself battling a Satanic cult. (78 mins.)
 
96.
Dolemite (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Dolemite is a pimp who was set up by Willie Greene and the cops, who have planted drugs, stolen furs... (90 mins.)
 
97.
Chatterbox! (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A young woman who works in a beauty parlor discovers that her vagina can talk, which causes her no end of trouble. (73 mins.)
Director: Tom DeSimone
 
98.
Weasels Rip My Flesh (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Returning from the planet Venus, an errant NASA spacecraft crashes into the ocean, spilling its radioactive cargo... (67 mins.)
Director: Nathan Schiff
 
99.
Home Sweet Home (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
An escaped mental patient steals a station wagon and makes his way to the Bradleys' Thanksgiving celebration, where he plans to make them a little less thankful... (85 mins.)
Director: Nettie Peña
“ For Thanksgiving 2010. ” - Russell Hale
 
100.
Violent Shit II (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Drilled by his deranged mother, Karl the Butcher jr. takes revenge for the gruesome death of his father... (82 mins.)
Director: Andreas Schnaas