Best "House MD" Episodes

My favourite episodes from House MD.

*7 Season 1 episodes.
*11 Season 2 episodes.
*11 Season 3 episodes.
*9 Season 4 episodes.
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1.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Wilson's Heart (2008)
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The team works to save someone close to a central character's heart. The key is inside House's head, but he is in a bad way himself. (44 mins.)
“ 10/10.

Season 4, Episode 16.

Amber: Everybody dies.
House: Because... because it doesn't hurt here. Because I... I don't want to be in pain, I don't want to be miserable. And I don't want him to hate me.
Amber: Well... you can't always get what you want.

*Iron & Wine - Passing Afternoon* ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
2.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: House's Head (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.8/10 X  
A bus that House was riding crashes. House claims there's a victim on the bus that's dying, but not from the bus accident. He stops at nothing to figure out who the patient is and what is ailing them. (44 mins.)
“ 9+/10.

Season 4, Episode 15.

House: Don't blame me, blame my gender. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
3.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Three Stories (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.7/10 X  
House's ex Stacy Warner asks him to treat her husband. House takes over a diagnostics class for a day and presents the class with three case studies of leg pain. As House tells his story and the class gradually fills up with listeners, the class learns a lot about how to be better doctors, and Chase, Foreman and Cameron learn some important details of House's past. (44 mins.)
“ 9/10.

Season 1, Episode 21.

*Not this leg. Not this leg either.* ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
4.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Euphoria: Part 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.3/10 X  
House tries radical procedures to save Foreman's life. Foreman's father visits. (44 mins.)
“ 8+/10.

Season 2, Episode 21.

House: Who died and made you boss ?
House: You should call Jack Bauer. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
5.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: One Day, One Room (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
Stuck with clinic duty, House almost wishes he had the boring patients back after he encounters a young woman with an STD and the need to talk. (44 mins.)
“ 8+/10.

Season 3, Episode 12.

House: Doing things, changes things. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
6.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Human Error (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
A couple risk their lives getting from Cuba to see House, but his preoccupation with staff issues may cost the woman her life. (44 mins.)
“ 8+/10.

Season 3, Episode 24.

Cameron: I didn't feel like waiting.

*The Commodores - Slippery When Wet* ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
7.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Alone (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
House is off his game without the team, and Wilson uses an extreme tactic to force him into interviews. (44 mins.)
“ 8+/10.

Season 4, Episode 1. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
8.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Babies & Bathwater (2005)
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While House and his team scramble to discover what's causing brain and kidney dysfunction in a pregnant woman, Vogler is on the warpath to get House fired. (44 mins.)
“ 8+/10.

Season 1, Episode 18. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
9.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: The Mistake (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
Chaos ensues after Chase's negligence leads to the death of a female patient. Now, after an inquiry from the hospital board, and a subpoena from the patient's brother, it's up to Stacey to protect Chase's career, as well as House's. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 2, Episode 8.

Wilson: Guess I'm *his* best friend now. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
10.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Unfaithful (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
House treats a priest who's lost his faith, issues an ultimatum to Foreman and Thirteen, and plays with Cuddy's desire to have him attend - or is it not attend? - her baby's naming ceremony. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 5, Episode 15. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
11.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Joy (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
House takes on a case where the patient has unexplained blackouts, and his daughter may hold the key to the diagnosis. Meanwhile, Cuddy prepares for her new arrival until there are complications with the birth mother. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 5, Episode 6. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
12.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Games (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
House treats a rock musician, and some of the candidates have to get past their personal biases, Wilson misdiagnoses a patient, and the winners are named. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 4, Episode 9.

Wilson: Dying's easy - living's hard! ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
13.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Need to Know (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
House and the team must determine what is causing an increasingly deceitful patient's muscle flailing. Stacy makes a decision, and Cameron avoids a test. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 2, Episode 11.

House: I can hear you caring.
House: Knowing is always better than not knowing.
Wilson: Being miserable doesn't make you better than anybody else, House. It just makes you miserable. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
14.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: All In (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
On a class field trip, a teacher discovers that her six-year-old student, Ian, is bleeding profusely. Dr. House thinks Ian has the same unknown disease that killed an elderly patient of his years ago. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 2, Episode 17.

House: The aces were hiding all along. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
15.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: House Training (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
The cause of a woman's TIA stumps the team, and Foreman's family visits. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 3, Episode 20.

House: Huge ego. Sorry. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
16.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Airborne (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
House and Cuddy are flying back to the US from an international conference in Singapore. While en route... (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 3, Episode 18. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
17.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Ugly (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
House and his team are hampered by a reality television crew whilst battling over possible diagnoses for a craniofacial surgery patient. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 4, Episode 7.

House: There is no little part of you. [to Cuddy] ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
18.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Frozen (2008)
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When a researcher at a South Pole base becomes ill, House must diagnose the case at a distance. Meanwhile, House tries to find out who Wilson is dating, and his new staff tries to get him cable. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 4, Episode 11. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
19.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Half-Wit (2007)
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House struggles to find out why a pianist savant is losing his ability to play. Ultimately, a decision must be made as to how much brain is necessary for a normal quality of life. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 3, Episode 15.

House: If you need a sperm sample come back without the needle. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
20.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: No Reason (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.5/10 X  
An old patient of House comes back and seeks revenge upon him in the form of gunshot. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 2, Episode 24.

House: If I enjoy hating life I don't hate life, I enjoy it. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
21.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Meaning (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
Richard, a husband and father living with brain cancer, drives his wheelchair into a pool at a family BBQ. Everyone but his son think that it was suicide from the pain but House will stop at nothing to figure out his true ailment. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 3, Episode 1.

Wilson: Just because he was right doesn't mean he wasn't wrong.

*The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want* ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
22.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Autopsy (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
A very brave and mature 9-year-old girl has terminal cancer, but that is not what the problem seems to be. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 2, Episode 2.

House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?

*Giacomo Puccini - Nessun Dorma*
*Christina Aguilera - Beautiful* ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
23.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Detox (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
A girl crashes a Porsche after her boyfriend starts coughing up blood and continues to have unexplained bleeds. Clinic Cases: Cuddy gives House a month off clinic duties if he can spend a week off his pain meds. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 1, Episode 11. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
24.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Insensitive (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
On Valentine's Day, House meddles in relationships as he works to diagnose a teenager who has a genetic inability to feel pain. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 3, Episode 14.

House: Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour.
Foreman: People who avoid commitment are people who know what a big thing it is. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
25.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Lines in the Sand (2006)
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A ten-year-old boy begins screaming in pain, but nobody knows why, because he is autistic and cannot explain. House refuses to use his office because it has new carpet. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 3, Episode 4.

House: You can't stop our love!
Wilson: Unless you wanna make out? ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
26.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Finding Judas (2006)
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While a little girl's life and limbs are in jeopardy, Tritter becomes more manipulative and House suffers withdrawal. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 3, Episode 9.

House: It's never Lupus. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
27.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Deception (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
A woman collapses at an off-track betting parlor in front of House, and he must battle his new boss to find her diagnosis. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 2, Episode 9.

House: Nonexistent... otherwise, excellent.
Oh, so the fact that we found nothing prooves there's something.

*The Beatles - Ain't She Sweet* ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
28.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Skin Deep (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
The search for the cause of a supermodel's symptoms causes intense feelings among the team, as new facts are revealed. Meanwhile, House experiences increasing pain in his leg. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 2, Episode 13.

House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!

*Ryan Adams - Desire* ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
29.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: 97 Seconds (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
Down to 10 candidates for his team, House splits them into 2 groups to diagnose a patient whose short lifespan has been made even shorter. Foreman leads his own team to diagnose a patient at his new workplace. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 4, Episode 3. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
30.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Clueless (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
House must diagnose a man who became sick and experienced difficulty breathing during sex-play but all tests keep returning normal. Wilson experiences close-up what living with House is like. Clinic case: Herpes (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 2, Episode 15.

Cameron: Ignorance is bliss. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
31.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Dying Changes Everything (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
House's preoccupation with Wilson leaves his team without direction and endangers the patient, a female whose exhaustive work schedule and demanding boss may have caused her condition. (44 mins.)
“ 8/10.

Season 5, Episode 1.

House: Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
32.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Last Resort (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
A person takes House, Thirteen and others as hostages. He's seen several doctors but none have found what ails him. As they work towards finding a solution, Thirteen makes decisions which leads her to think about her own condition. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 5, Episode 9. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
33.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Safe (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
6 months after a teenage girl crushes her chest in a car accident and receives a heart transplant she goes into anaphylactic shock in her clean room bedroom after her boyfriend almost kisses her and discovers something on her arm. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 2, Episode 16. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
34.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Informed Consent (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
House and his team face a lot of moral dilemmas when a patient wants them to help him end his life. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 3, Episode 3.

House: [to Cameron] I'm proud of you. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
35.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Heavy (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
A morbidly obese ten-year-old girl has a heart attack, and her mother insists that House and his team look past her weight to find the diagnosis... (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 1, Episode 16.

House: You have little people inside you. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
36.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Control (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
Can House save a high powered female executive from the same problem that has left him in constant pain? A new head of the hospital board could cause problems. Clinic cases: A boy and his mute dad. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 1, Episode 14.

*The Who - Baba O'Riley* ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
37.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Pilot (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Young kindergarten teacher Rebecca Adler collapses in her classroom after uncontrolled gibberish slips out of her mouth while she is about to teach students. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 1, Episode 1.

Wilson: I don't like healthy pacients.
House: Everybody lies.
House: You can't always get what you want.
House: I just find it hard to operate on the opposite assumption. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
38.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: The Right Stuff (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
House is forced to choose a new staff... and gathers 40 applicants to start narrowing down the field. Meanwhile, an Air Force pilot wants House to treat her secretly so she doesn't ruin her chances of becoming an astronaut. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 4, Episode 2. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
39.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Daddy's Boy (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
The team takes care of a student with inexplicable electrical shocks, and House's parents visit. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 2, Episode 5.

Wilson: You know what I figure is worse than watching your son become crippled? Watching him be miserable. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
40.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: DNR (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
A famous jazz trumpeter, diagnosed with ALS, signs a DNR form, but because House believes the diagnosis wrong, he breaks the law by resuscitating him. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 1, Episode 9.

House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
41.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Top Secret (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
A patient whose relative has called in a favor with Cuddy presents with nonspecific minor symptoms that turn life-threatening, but House is distracted by a dream and an inability to urinate. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 3, Episode 16. ” - Vladut_Bestea
 
42.
House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Don't Ever Change (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
A woman collapses at her wedding. She led a different life style before her marriage, House insists she hasn't changed. Wilson starts dating Amber. (44 mins.)
“ -8/10.

Season 4, Episode 12.

Yonatan: The more you know someone the more you should love them.
House: People don/t change.
House: You do it both ways, right? ” - Vladut_Bestea