My Favorite South Park Episodes

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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Death (1997)
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Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories. (22 mins.)
 
4.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Chickenpox (1998)
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The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get chickenpox. (22 mins.)
 
5.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cow Days (1998)
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All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Spookyfish (1998)
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Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman. (22 mins.)
 
7.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Succubus (1999)
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The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses. (22 mins.)
 
8.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cat Orgy (1999)
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Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party. (22 mins.)
 
9.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Jewbilee (1999)
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Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith. (22 mins.)
 
10.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town. (22 mins.)
 
11.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Chinpokomon (1999)
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The kids (But not Kyle) get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government. (22 mins.)
 
12.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Fat Camp (2000)
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Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show. (22 mins.)
 
13.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: It Hits the Fan (2001)
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Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air. (22 mins.)
 
14.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cripple Fight (2001)
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The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy. (22 mins.)
 
15.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001)
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Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money. (22 mins.)
 
16.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartmanland (2001)
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Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God. (22 mins.)
 
17.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan. (22 mins.)
 
18.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Freak Strike (2002)
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The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf... (22 mins.)
 
20.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium. (22 mins.)
 
21.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body. (22 mins.)
 
23.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Red Sleigh Down (2002)
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When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists. (22 mins.)
 
24.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Toilet Paper (2003)
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The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life. (22 mins.)
 
25.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Lil' Crime Stoppers (2003)
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After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab. (22 mins.)
 
26.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: It's Christmas in Canada (2003)
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The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own. (22 mins.)
 
27.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Good Times with Weapons (2004)
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The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star. (22 mins.)
 
28.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: You Got F'd in the A (2004)
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A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past. (22 mins.)
 
29.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: AWESOM-O (2004)
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Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't... (22 mins.)
 
30.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Jeffersons (2004)
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Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist. (22 mins.)
 
33.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins. (22 mins.)
 
34.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center. (22 mins.)
 
35.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Smug Alert! (2006)
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Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of "smug" forms over South Park. (22 mins.)
 
36.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: ManBearPig (2006)
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A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig... (22 mins.)
 
37.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Tsst (2006)
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Eric's mom turns to a "dog whisperer" as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer. (22 mins.)
 
38.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Make Love, Not Warcraft (2006)
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The kids work around the clock to improve their character skills in "World of Warcraft" so that they can beat a fellow gamer who keeps violating the rules and killing everyone else's characters. (22 mins.)
 
39.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Lice Capades (2007)
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A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed. (22 mins.)
 
40.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: D-Yikes! (2007)
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Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend... (22 mins.)
 
41.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Super Fun Time (2008)
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A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character. (22 mins.)
 
42.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pandemic (2008)
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With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it. (22 mins.)
 
44.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Coon (2009)
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Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular. (22 mins.)
 
45.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Fishsticks (2009)
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Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it. (22 mins.)
 
46.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Dead Celebrities (2009)
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Ike begins to see the ghosts of celebrities who died during the summer of 2009 and later becomes possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson. (22 mins.)
 
47.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Dances with Smurfs (2009)
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Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger. (22 mins.)
 
48.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pee (2009)
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When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park. (22 mins.)
 
49.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys try to write the most graphic, offensive book ever, and then blame Butters when Stan's mom finds it. But when the book is hailed as a work of literary genius, Butters becomes the "voice of a generation." (22 mins.)
 
50.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: It's a Jersey Thing (2010)
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South Park tries to keep New Jersey from spreading to their town, and they are forced to turn to some of their enemies for help. (22 mins.)
 
51.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: HUMANCENTiPAD (2011)
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After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse. (22 mins.)
 
52.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Royal Pudding (2011)
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During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued to Canadians, Ike travels to Canada, abandoning his role in Mr. Mackey's kindergarten play about dental hygiene. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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During a game of border patrol vs. Mexicans, where the kids play the two groups, Butters goes missing... (22 mins.)
 
54.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: 1% (2011)
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Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against him. When things dear to Eric start getting destroyed, he goes on a hunt to find out whom is responsible. (22 mins.)