An alfabet of 27 B movies (and Moon)

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1.
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
A small-time rancher agrees to hold a captured outlaw who's awaiting a train to go to court in Yuma. A battle of wills ensues as the outlaw tries to psych out the rancher. (122 mins.)
Director: James Mangold
“ Strangely romantic... ” - lunkyee
 
2.
Assault Girls (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In the aftermath of a global thermonuclear war three battle tested women wage war in a virtual video game against giant mutant sand whales. (65 mins.)
Director: Mamoru Oshii
“ Great action and the story... well, at least it was nice to look at? ” - lunkyee
 
3.
Bangkok Adrenaline (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Four backpackers arrive in Thailand to party and drink. A gambling game goes wrong and with their lives... (90 mins.)
Director: Raimund Huber
“ Suprisingly intertaining. ” - lunkyee
 
4.
Chainsaw Cheerleaders (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
(90 mins.)
Director: Donald Farmer
“ Horrible, Horrible, Horrible. ” - lunkyee
 
5.
Dracula 2000 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A group of thieves break into a chamber expecting to find paintings, but instead they release the count himself, who travels to New Orleans to find his nemesis' daughter, Mary Van Helsing. (99 mins.)
Director: Patrick Lussier
“ Hilariously spoofy. ” - lunkyee
 
6.
Evil Angel (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
When the young woman Emma Carillo is stabbed five times, paramedic Marcus Galan feels a great empathy... (123 mins.)
Director: Richard Dutcher
“ The only reason to watch this movie is a joke in the introduction. But what a great joke... ” - lunkyee
 
7.
Far Cry (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
An ex-special forces soldier turned boatman is hired by a journalist to investigate a top-secret military base on a nearby island. (95 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ Uwe Boll always delivers. ” - lunkyee
 
8.
The Good, the Bad, the Weird (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
The story of two outlaws and a bounty hunter in 1940s Manchuria and their rivalry to possess a treasure map while being pursued by the Japanese army and Chinese bandits. (139 mins.)
Director: Kim Jee-woon
“ Joheunnom nabbeunnom isanghannom for his friends. ” - lunkyee
 
9.
Hitman (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 hired by a group known only as 'The Organization' is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Russia and Eastern Europe. (100 mins.)
Director: Xavier Gens
“ "Not bad for a videogame movie" sounds like an insult. ” - lunkyee
 
10.
Immortally Yours (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A coven of Sexy, modern Day vampires ravage the American Midwest with the thirst for blood, while a romantic twist puts the vampires at odds among themselves and with the murderous Illuminati that seek to gain their immortality. (100 mins.)
Director: Joe Tornatore
“ The worst movie on this list. Not because it is bad, but because it it boring. ” - lunkyee
 
11.
Jonah Hex (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth. (81 mins.)
Director: Jimmy Hayward
“ Slightly convoluted. That's pretty much it. ” - lunkyee
 
12.
Killshot (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Beautiful Carmen Colson and her ironworker husband Wayne are placed in the Federal Witness Protection program after witnessing an "incident". Thinking they are at last safe, they are targeted by an experienced hit man and a psychopathic young upstart killer. The ensuing struggle will test Carmen to the limit. (95 mins.)
Director: John Madden
“ Strange, but intriguing. ” - lunkyee
 
13.
Legion (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
When a group of strangers at a dusty roadside diner come under attack by demonic forces, their only chance for survival lies with an archangel named Michael, who informs a pregnant waitress that her unborn child is humanity's last hope. (100 mins.)
Director: Scott Stewart
“ Great build up, no pay-off. ” - lunkyee
 
14.
Moon (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Astronaut Sam Bell has a quintessentially personal encounter toward the end of his three-year stint on the Moon, where he, working alongside his computer, GERTY, sends back to Earth parcels of a resource that has helped diminish our planet's power problems. (97 mins.)
Director: Duncan Jones
“ This movie is way to good to be on this list. ” - lunkyee
 
15.
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Guzman
“ They really put the "sexy" in "sexyspoitation" ” - lunkyee
 
16.
Orgies and the Meaning of Life (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
ORGIES AND THE MEANING OF LIFE is an eccentric and exciting film illuminating the inner and outer life of Baxter Goode... (90 mins.)
“ Hardly any orgies, but lots of pubescent navel-gazing. ” - lunkyee
 
17.
Princess of Mars (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
John Carter (Antonio Sabato Jr.) is some kind of lone soldier in the middle east who looks at everyone through the scope on his rifle... (93 mins.)
Director: Mark Atkins
“ Hilarious and B-tastic. And the remake is going to be in 3d! But staring fewer pornstars. ” - lunkyee
 
18.
Quarantine (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A television reporter and her cameraman are trapped inside a building quarantined by the CDC, after the outbreak of a mysterious virus which turns humans into bloodthirsty killers. (89 mins.)
“ Interesting concept, mediocre movie. ” - lunkyee
 
19.
RoboGeisha (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
After receiving robotic implants, two sisters compete as assassins. (102 mins.)
Director: Noboru Iguchi
“ This will melt your brain. ” - lunkyee
 
20.
Stripped Naked (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
The story of Cassie (Sarah Allen, Secret Window), a stripper whose boyfriend leaves her on the side of the road during an argument... (89 mins.)
Director: Lee Demarbre
“ It has strippers. ” - lunkyee
 
21.
Trollhunter (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A group of students investigates a series of mysterious bear killings, but learns that there are much more dangerous things going on. They start to follow a mysterious hunter, learning that he is actually a troll hunter. (103 mins.)
Director: André Øvredal
“ Delightefully Nordic ” - lunkyee
 
22.
Urgency (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Tony is in a race against time to save his kidnapped wife before she is murdered but as he unravels the mystery behind her abduction he discovers they are after more than money. (90 mins.)
Director: Kantz
“ A reasonable screen debut of everyone involved. ” - lunkyee
 
23.
Vidocq (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Paris. 1830. In the heart of the town, Vidocq, a famous detective, disappeared as he fights the Alchemist... (98 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ French, obscure and mesmerising. ” - lunkyee
 
24.
The Warrior's Way (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A warrior-assassin is forced to hide in a small town in the American Badlands after refusing a mission. (100 mins.)
Director: Sngmoo Lee
“ Not bad, but takes too long. ” - lunkyee
 
25.
Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
An evil alien searches the Earth for seven "Dragon Pearls" which can grant him ultimate power. A gang of misfit adventurers band together to stop him. (86 mins.)
Director: Chun-Liang Chen
“ Originally "Xīn qī lóng zhū Shén lóng de chuán shuō". Don't blame me, there weren't many movie with X worth watching... ” - lunkyee
 
26.
Young Frankenstein (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
An American grandson of the infamous scientist, struggling to prove that he is not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body. (106 mins.)
Director: Mel Brooks
“ Half comedy, half very detailed tribute to old monster movies. ” - lunkyee
 
27.
ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Life is wonderful for the people in the quiet, island town of Port Gamble....until a zombie virus outbreak! (89 mins.)
Director: Kevin Hamedani
“ Funny, strange and also zombies. ” - lunkyee