An alfabet of 27 B movies (and Moon)by lunkyee | created - 28 Feb 2012 | updated - 10 May 2012 | Public
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1. 3:10 to Yuma (2007)
R | 122 min | Adventure, Crime, Drama
A small-time rancher agrees to hold a captured outlaw who's awaiting a train to go to court in Yuma. A battle of wills ensues as the outlaw tries to psych out the rancher.
Votes: 255,501 | Gross: $53.61M
2. Assault Girls (2009)
Not Rated | 65 min | Action, Sci-Fi
In the aftermath of a global thermonuclear war three battle tested women wage war in a virtual video game against giant mutant sand whales.
Great action and the story... well, at least it was nice to look at?
3. Bangkok Adrenaline (2009)
R | 90 min | Action, Comedy
Four backpackers arrive in Thailand to party and drink. A gambling game goes wrong and with their lives on the line they desperately decide to kidnap a billionaires daughter. Things go ... See full summary »
4. Chainsaw Cheerleaders (2008)
90 min | Horror
Horrible, Horrible, Horrible.
5. Dracula 2000 (2000)
R | 99 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror
A group of thieves break into a chamber expecting to find paintings, but instead they release the count himself, who travels to New Orleans to find his nemesis' daughter, Mary Van Helsing.
Votes: 28,982 | Gross: $33.02M
6. Evil Angel (2009)
123 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
When the young woman Emma Carillo is stabbed five times, paramedic Marcus Galan feels a great empathy for her and unsuccessfully tries to save her life in the Mercy Hospital. Meanwhile the ... See full summary »
The only reason to watch this movie is a joke in the introduction. But what a great joke...
7. Far Cry (2008)
R | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
An ex-special forces soldier turned boatman is hired by a journalist to investigate a top-secret military base on a nearby island.
Uwe Boll always delivers.
8. Joheunnom nabbeunnom isanghannom (2008)
R | 130 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
The story of two outlaws and a bounty hunter in 1940s Manchuria and their rivalry to possess a treasure map while being pursued by the Japanese army and Chinese bandits.
Votes: 28,844 | Gross: $0.13M
Joheunnom nabbeunnom isanghannom for his friends.
9. Hitman (I) (2007)
R | 100 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 hired by a group known only as 'The Organization' is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Russia and Eastern Europe.
Votes: 148,099 | Gross: $39.69M
"Not bad for a videogame movie" sounds like an insult.
10. Immortally Yours (2009)
R | 100 min | Horror, Romance
A coven of Sexy, modern Day vampires ravage the American Midwest with the thirst for blood, while a romantic twist puts the vampires at odds among themselves and with the murderous Illuminati that seek to gain their immortality.
The worst movie on this list. Not because it is bad, but because it it boring.
11. Jonah Hex (2010)
PG-13 | 81 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth.
Votes: 49,098 | Gross: $10.54M
Slightly convoluted. That's pretty much it.
12. Killshot (2008)
R | 95 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
Beautiful Carmen Colson and her ironworker husband Wayne are placed in the Federal Witness Protection program after witnessing an "incident". Thinking they are at last safe, they are targeted by an experienced hit man and a psychopathic young upstart killer. The ensuing struggle will test Carmen to the limit.
Votes: 19,239 | Gross: $0.02M
Strange, but intriguing.
13. Legion (2010)
R | 100 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror
When a group of strangers at a dusty roadside diner come under attack by demonic forces, their only chance for survival lies with an archangel named Michael, who informs a pregnant waitress that her unborn child is humanity's last hope.
Votes: 86,719 | Gross: $40.17M
Great build up, no pay-off.
14. Moon (2009)
R | 97 min | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Astronaut Sam Bell has a quintessentially personal encounter toward the end of his three-year stint on the Moon, where he, working alongside his computer, GERTY, sends back to Earth parcels of a resource that has helped diminish our planet's power problems.
Votes: 288,267 | Gross: $5.01M
This movie is way to good to be on this list.
15. Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
Not Rated | 91 min | Action, Comedy, Thriller
Mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution, a left-for-dead merciless Sister will take on a mission straight from God, whacking sinners in a strictly personal, no-prisoners vigilante Holy War.
They really put the "sexy" in "sexyspoitation"
16. Orgies and the Meaning of Life (2008)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
ORGIES AND THE MEANING OF LIFE is an eccentric and exciting film illuminating the inner and outer life of Baxter Goode, a man trying to find an ending to his book (about a sex obsessed ... See full summary »
Hardly any orgies, but lots of pubescent navel-gazing.
17. Princess of Mars (2009 Video)
Not Rated | 93 min | Sci-Fi, Thriller, War
When a solider in the middle east gets wounded in the line of duty, he is teleported to the planet Barsoom. There, he must face the hostile aliens to fight for his survival again.
Hilarious and B-tastic. And the remake is going to be in 3d! But staring fewer pornstars.
18. Quarantine (2008)
R | 89 min | Horror, Thriller
A television reporter and her cameraman are trapped inside a building quarantined by the CDC, after the outbreak of a mysterious virus which turns humans into bloodthirsty killers.
Votes: 61,834 | Gross: $31.69M
Interesting concept, mediocre movie.
19. Robo-geisha (2009)
TV-MA | 102 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
After receiving robotic implants, two sisters compete as assassins.
This will melt your brain.
20. Stripped Naked (2009 Video)
Not Rated | 89 min | Drama, Thriller
The story of Cassie (Sarah Allen, Secret Window), a stripper whose boyfriend leaves her on the side of the road during an argument. While trying to get to a phone, she runs into a guy who's... See full summary »
It has strippers.
21. Trollhunter (2010)
PG-13 | 103 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror
A group of students investigates a series of mysterious bear killings, but learns that there are much more dangerous things going on. They start to follow a mysterious hunter, learning that he is actually a troll hunter.
Votes: 59,724 | Gross: $0.25M
22. Urgency (2010)
90 min | Action
Tony is in a race against time to save his kidnapped wife before she is murdered but as he unravels the mystery behind her abduction he discovers they are after more than money.
A reasonable screen debut of everyone involved.
23. Vidocq (2001)
R | 98 min | Action, Crime, Fantasy
Paris. 1830. In the heart of the town, Vidocq, a famous detective, disappeared as he fights the Alchemist, an assassin that he has been pursuing for a few months. His young biographer, ... See full summary »
French, obscure and mesmerising.
24. The Warrior's Way (2010)
R | 100 min | Action, Fantasy, Western
A warrior-assassin is forced to hide in a small town in the American Badlands after refusing a mission.
Votes: 23,358 | Gross: $5.66M
Not bad, but takes too long.
25. Xin qi long zhu (1991)
86 min | Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
An evil alien searches the Earth for seven "Dragon Pearls" which can grant him ultimate power. A gang of misfit adventurers band together to stop him.
Originally "Xīn qī lóng zhū Shén lóng de chuán shuō". Don't blame me, there weren't many movie with X worth watching...
26. Young Frankenstein (1974)
PG | 106 min | Comedy
An American grandson of the infamous scientist, struggling to prove that he is not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body.
Votes: 125,566 | Gross: $86.30M
Half comedy, half very detailed tribute to old monster movies.
27. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Life is wonderful for the people in the quiet, island town of Port Gamble....until a zombie virus outbreak!
Funny, strange and also zombies.