This is my favourite comedies.
They're listed from most to least favourite.
This list was intended to be a top 10, but I just couldn't decide.
I really had a hard time making this list, and titles that almost made it but didn't include: Horrible Bosses, Date Night, Balls of Fury and Blades of Glory.
There's Something About Mary
A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster. (119 mins.)
“ "Frank and beans!" ” - hugoweaving
John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary. (119 mins.)
“ "I feel totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?" ” - hugoweaving
Dumb & Dumber
The cross-country adventures of two good-hearted but incredibly stupid friends. (107 mins.)
“ "Just go man!"
Classic. ” - hugoweaving
The Longest Yard
Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards. (113 mins.)
“ "It ain't easy being cheesy!" ” - hugoweaving
Bank clerk Stanley Ipkiss is transformed into a manic superhero when he wears a mysterious mask. (101 mins.)
“ "Where's a cam-corder when you need one?"
Another classic. ” - hugoweaving
Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying. (107 mins.)
“ "I'm talking scorched earth motherf---er. I will massacre you. I will f--k you up!"
How badass is Les Grossman? ” - hugoweaving
Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge is assigned as Captain to the USS Stingray, an old diesel driven submarine that has seen better days... (92 mins.)
“ "Sit on it and rotate." ” - hugoweaving
A fire-fighting cadet, two college professors, and a geeky but sexy government scientist work against an alien organism that has been rapidly evolving since its arrival on Earth inside a meteor. (101 mins.)
“ "There's ALWAYS time for lubricant!" ” - hugoweaving
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father. (93 mins.)
“ "ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" ” - hugoweaving
During a pro football strike, the owners hire substitute players. (118 mins.)
“ "Let's play football b*tch." ” - hugoweaving
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ "A chocolate river!" ” - hugoweaving
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain. (92 mins.)
“ "You're about as useful as a c*ck-flavoured lollipop." ” - hugoweaving
Me, Myself & Irene
A nice-guy cop with dissociative identity disorder must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates. (116 mins.)
“ "We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough." ” - hugoweaving
Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry. (98 mins.)
“ "POW POW!" ” - hugoweaving
Hot Shots! Part Deux
"Rambo" parody in which Topper Harley leads a rescue team into Iraq to save Iraqi war prisoners and all of their previous rescue teams. (86 mins.)
“ "You don't understand. I can't walk... they've tied my shoelaces together." ” - hugoweaving
It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister. (96 mins.)
“ "I'm gonna hang out, with my wang out." ” - hugoweaving
A loser finds success in the revenge-for-hire business. (82 mins.)
“ "Are those prostitutes? I mean, who are those girls?" ” - hugoweaving
A highly intellectual but socially awkward spy is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from a Russian spy agency. (110 mins.)
“ "I have to squeeze the lemon." ” - hugoweaving
A Las Vegas casino magnate, determined to find a new avenue for wagering, sets up a race for money. (112 mins.)
“ "Oh sh*t! Gloria Allred." ” - hugoweaving
The Other Guys
Two mismatched New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step up like the city's top cops whom they idolize -- only things don't quite go as planned. (107 mins.)
“ "What would you rather be. A bear or a dog?" ” - hugoweaving