If Hollywood, Remakes These, They are Desperate!!!

Am poking fun at how Hollywood makes crap these days.
View:
Log in to copy items to your own lists.
1.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes. (83 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
“ Michael Bay's next big hit ? But of course, the Tomatoes would have explosives attached to them. ” - jwoehr
 
2.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A tough police sergeant's overbearing mother comes to visit him and begins to meddle in his life and career. (87 mins.)
“ Vin Diesel and Betty White ? ” - jwoehr
 
3.
The Boy Who Could Fly (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
An autistic boy who dreams of flying touches everyone he meets, including a new family who has moved in after their father dies. (114 mins.)
Director: Nick Castle
“ The next big summer blockbuster starring Shia Lebouf. ” - jwoehr
 
4.
Lost in Space (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The Robinson family was going into space to fight for a chance for humanity. Now they are fighting to live long enough to find a way home. (130 mins.)
Director: Stephen Hopkins
“ An even worse version needs to be made! ” - jwoehr
 
5.
Cocoon (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
When a group of trespassing seniors swim in a pool containing alien cocoons, they find themselves energized with youthful vigour. (117 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
“ Arnold, Stallone and Chuck Norris star ” - jwoehr
 
6.
The Munsters (1964 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A family of friendly monsters have misadventures, never quite understanding why people react to them so strangely. (30 mins.)
“ From Disney and starring Dwayne Johnson. ” - jwoehr
 
7.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ Voiced by Chris Tucker and directed by Brett Ratner. ” - jwoehr
 
8.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
“ Kids in the late 70's find a mysterious glowing garbage pail while filming a movie. Spielberg produces and J.J Abrams directs. ” - jwoehr
 
9.
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Tromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek mop boy Melvin falls into a vat of toxic waste. Now evildoers will have a lot to lose. (82 mins.)
“ Nicolas Cage might as well star lol. ” - jwoehr
 
10.
Snorks (1984 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The Snorks are playful, multicolored underwater creatures that use their built-in snorkels to dart about and make music. (22 mins.)
“ A scuba diver (Jack Black) discovers a new species underwater and.....forms a rock band. ” - jwoehr
 
11.
The Care Bears Family (1985 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The Care Bears live in a faraway place up in the clouds called Care-a-Lot. They travel around the world on Missions in Caring, whilst evil villains such as Professor Coldheart and Lord No Heart, try to thwart their plans. (30 mins.)
“ The cute and cuddly bears fight the war on terror by making terrorists care. ” - jwoehr
 
12.
Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A paleontologist and her husband discover a mother and baby brontosaurus in Africa, and try to protect them from a group of hunters intent on capturing the dinosaurs. (95 mins.)
Director: B.W.L. Norton
“ Seth Rogen and James Franco find a baby dinosaur and....smoke weed with it. ” - jwoehr
 
13.
Adventures of the Gummi Bears (1985 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A group of reclusive humanoid bears and a few trusted humans explore their lost heritage and prevent their enemies from exploiting it. (30 mins.)
“ The Gummi Bears are magically transferred to Washington D.C, where the U.S military captures them and wants the Gummi Berry Juice recipe to form a group of a super soldiers. ” - jwoehr
 
14.
Highway to Heaven (1984 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A probationary angel sent back to earth teams with an ex-cop to help people. (60 mins.)
“ An action packed summer movie full of explosions. ” - jwoehr
 
15.
The Flying Nun (1967 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The misadventures of a nun who can fly and her convent and neighbours. (30 mins.)
“ The Flying Nun....and her Machine Gun! ” - jwoehr
 
16.
Explorers (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A boy obsessed with 50s sci-fi movies about aliens has a recurring dream about a blueprint of some kind, which he draws for his inventor friend. With the help of a third kid, they follow it and build themselves a spaceship. Now what? (109 mins.)
Director: Joe Dante
“ 3 Boys build a spaceship and fly to outer space where they meet an alien played by Will Ferrell. ” - jwoehr
 
17.
Rubik, the Amazing Cube (1983 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Four kids discover that their Rubik's cube is alive, and endowed with amazing powers. They befriend the cube... (30 mins.)
“ A special Rubik Cube is found with a creature inside that has powers. I swear, this was actually a cartoon show in the 80's! lol. I really wouldn't be surprised to see a live action movie with how Hollywood has run out of ideas. ” - jwoehr
 
18.
Fraggle Rock (1983 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
The adventures of the various inhabitants of an underground civilization. (30 mins.)
“ James Cameron takes us...down to Fraggle Rock and even introduces us to Fraggles that live under water. ” - jwoehr
 
19.
The Monster Squad (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A young group of monster fanatics attempt to save their hometown from Count Dracula and his monsters. (82 mins.)
Director: Fred Dekker
“ Oops. they're already remaking it! We'll probably get Jim Carrey skipping around and farting as Dracula. ” - jwoehr
 
20.
House (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A troubled writer moves into a haunted house after inheriting it from his aunt. (93 mins.)
Director: Steve Miner
“ Adam Sandler stars as a former soldier and now struggling writer, who's house is being haunted by an old army buddy (Kevin James) that blames him for his death, ” - jwoehr
 
21.
Fangface (1978 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A teenage werewolf and his friends investigate mysteries. (30 mins.)
“ From the director of Scooby Doo, comes Fangface, where Jack Black and his baby transform into werewolves during a full moon and....solve mysteries. ” - jwoehr
 
22.
Turbo Teen (1984 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The adventures of a boy who can physically transform into a living car. (30 mins.)
Director: John Kimball
“ Nathan Kress from ICarly stars as a teen who can transform into a red sports car. ” - jwoehr
 
23.
The Greatest American Hero (1981 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A teacher is asked to be a superhero using a special alien suit with powers he can barely understand or control. (60 mins.)
“ Ashton Kutcher stars as a school teacher who's given a red super suit by a little green man (Warwick Davis). ” - jwoehr
 
24.
Mork & Mindy (1978 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A wacky alien comes to Earth to study its residents, and the life of the human woman he boards with is never the same. (30 mins.)
“ Stephen Zahn stars as a strange alien named Mork who hatches from an egg and Jennifer Aniston is Mindy, the woman who finds him.....in this sci-fi thriller! ” - jwoehr
 
25.
The Plastic Man Comedy/Adventure Show (1979 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
The adventures of the original stretchable superhero and various other characters. (120 mins.)
“ Bill Hadar stars as a super hero with amazing stretching abilities. ” - jwoehr
 
26.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
A misfit reindeer and his friends look for a place that will accept them. (47 mins.)
Director: Larry Roemer
“ Ron Howard directs Jim Carrey "over-acting" as the voice of Rudolph, a whacky and hyper-active reindeer who's different due to his red shiny nose. ” - jwoehr
 
27.
Terms of Endearment (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Follows hard-to-please Aurora looking for love and her daughter's family problems. (132 mins.)
Director: James L. Brooks
“ In 3D! ” - jwoehr
 
28.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A quintet of teenagers work together to encourage environmentally responsible behaviour and can summon a superhero to deal with ecological disasters. (30 mins.)
“ Roland Emmerich gave us Global Warming and 2012 and now he'll give us the one man that can save us....Mark Wahlberg as Captain Planet! ” - jwoehr
 
29.
My Pet Monster (1987 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
An ordinary monster doll comes to life when his shackles are released by a magic key. (30 mins.)
“ From the director of Gremlins and Small Soldiers, comes...My Pet Monster. ” - jwoehr
 
30.
The Wizard (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross country with the help of a girl they meet to compete in the ultimate video game championship. (96 mins.)
Director: Todd Holland
“ A kid and his special brother travel across the United States for a Halo competition. While, his competition tries to take them out along the way! ” - jwoehr
 
31.
Cabbage Patch Kids: First Christmas (1984 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
(23 mins.)
“ In this thriller from M. Night S., a mysterious field is found...where babies are grown. ” - jwoehr
 
32.
Mac and Me (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
An alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy. (95 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
“ In this remake....Mac is evil and after that poor crippled kid in a wheelchair. ” - jwoehr
 
33.
Over the Top (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Tough trucker Lincoln Hawk is determined to win back his son and triumph at the world arm wrestling championship. (93 mins.)
Director: Menahem Golan
“ In this remake from WWE films, John Cena stars as a truck driver that arm wrestles on the side. ” - jwoehr
 
34.
The Champ (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Billy Flynn, a former boxing champion, is now horse trainer in Hialeah. He makes just enough money to raise his little boy T.J.... (121 mins.)
“ In this wrestling version of the champ, a washed up and played out wrestler "John Cena" has one more shot at being champ with the support of his young son.
Spoiler: he dies in the end, but I laugh instead of cry....since it's John Cena. ” - jwoehr
 
35.
Mannequin (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A young artist, searching for his vocation, makes a mannequin so perfect he falls in love with it. Finding the mannequin in a store window, he gets a job there and his creation comes to life. (90 mins.)
“ Adam Sandler falls in love with a mannequin that turns human at night time, just to find out that it's a man mannequin played by David Spade. ” - jwoehr
 
36.
Labyrinth (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A 16-year old girl is given 13 hours to solve a labyrinth and rescue her baby brother when her wish for him to be taken away is granted by the Goblin King. (101 mins.)
Director: Jim Henson
“ Russel Brand and Selina Gomez star ” - jwoehr
 
37.
Jabberjaw (1976 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The futuristic undersea adventures of a goofy talking shark and his human musical band companions. (30 mins.)
“ A mystery team find a shark "the prop from Jaws" that can talk, at first they think he wants to eat them....but turns out he just wants to solve mysteries as well. ” - jwoehr
 
38.
Space Ghost (1966 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
The adventures of a space superhero who can become invisible and his sidekicks. (30 mins.)
“ Joel Schmacher gives us...an outer space version of...Batman & Robin. ” - jwoehr
 
39.
Heathcliff (1980 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Scruffy Alley cat rules his neighborhood. Rejected monsters drive about doing odd jobs. Clumsy, lovable great dane gets into mischief without meaning to. (30 mins.)
“ The director of Garfield, now gives us his *beep* version of...Heathcliff. ” - jwoehr
 
40.
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Two losers try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, leading the hitman to attempt to track him down to finish him off. (97 mins.)
Director: Ted Kotcheff
“ Rob Schneider and David Spade....carry around Adam Sander's dead body ? ” - jwoehr
 
41.
Basic Instinct (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A violent, suspended police detective investigates a brutal murder, in which a manipulative and seductive woman could be involved. (127 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ A retired detective (James Caan) is brought back to solve the case of who's murdering men after having sex with them. The main suspect is...played by Betty White, a thriller writer who just might be the woman who kills men after hot sweaty sex.
See Betty White nude....in 3D. ” - jwoehr
 
42.
Twister (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Bill and Jo Harding, advanced storm chasers on the brink of divorce, must join together to create an advanced weather alert system by putting themselves in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes. (113 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
“ The Tornado Chasers weren't stupid and unprofessional enough in the original, so a remake is needed! Jim Carrery stars as...THE EXTREME, He's the EXTREME!!....Tornado Chaser! Watch him stand in a field and skip around and make funny noises as a tornado comes closer and closer.... ” - jwoehr
 
43.
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
An old Jewish woman and her African-American chauffeur in the American South have a relationship that grows and improves over the years. (99 mins.)
Director: Bruce Beresford
“ Danny Glover stars as a getaway driver for an old lady that robs banks played by Meryl Streep in this Michael Mann heist film. ” - jwoehr
 
44.
Misery (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
After a famous author is rescued from a car crash by a fan of his novels, he comes to realize that the care he is receiving is only the beginning of a nightmare of captivity and abuse. (107 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ Rosie O'Donnell stars as a crazed fan of a famous Lesbian romance writer who just happens to be a hostage of hers after she rescues him from a bad car accident. Morgan Freeman plays the writer, Paul Sheldon who must figure out how to survive.....the horrible songs she forces him to listen to her sing. ” - jwoehr
 
45.
Lamb Chop's Play-Along (1992 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
An enthusiastic singing lady and her puppet animal friends go on a variety of adventures. (30 mins.)
Director: Michael Watt
“ From Rob Zombie, comes this brutally violent horror film about a Lamb Puppet that is possessed by a psycho murderer. While, a Detective also dies and possesses a puppet named Charlie Horse and is on the case. ” - jwoehr
 
46.
Murder, She Wrote (1984 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Professional writer and amateur sleuth Jessica Fletcher uses her intellect, charm, and persistence to get to the bottom of every crime she encounters. (93 mins.)
“ Meryl Streep stars as a mystery writer who finds herself solving brutal murders and she might be the next target...in this David Fincher film. ” - jwoehr
 
47.
Charles in Charge (1984 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Charles, a college student, moves in with the Powell family as the housekeeper, baby-sitter, and friend to the children... (30 mins.)
Director: Bonnie Franklin
“ Charles (Ben Afflick) and his good friend Buddy (Matt Damon) rob a bank and take a family hostage, as long as they see that....Charles is in charge, no one will get hurt!!! ” - jwoehr
 
48.
The Funky Phantom (1971 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Three teenagers and the ghost of a patriot from the American Revolution set across the country to uphold justice and fight discrimination. (30 mins.)
“ Andy Dick stars as a gay ghost that solves mysteries. ” - jwoehr
 
49.
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A housewife who is unhappy with her life befriends an old lady in a nursing home and is enthralled by the tales she tells of people she used to know. (130 mins.)
Director: Jon Avnet
“ Paula Dean "Ya'll" shows us how to cook fried green tomatoes. ” - jwoehr
 
50.
Shocker (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After being sent to the electric chair, a serial killer uses electricity to come back from the dead and carry out his vengeance on the football player who turned him in to the police. (109 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ A killer (Stone Cold Steve Austin) gets the electric chair, only to come back as a ghost that can kill through television waves or some *beep* like that. ” - jwoehr
 
51.
The Jetsons (1962 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
The misadventures of a futuristic family. (25 mins.)
“ Will Smith has played many white roles in the past, but now him and his entire family will star as the Jetsons. Judy now...flips her hair back and Elroy does karate and Astro, well he's black too. George (Will Smith), now is a performer that's being put under pressure from his agent, Mr. Spacely (Cedric the Entertainer) to make a new hit song. ” - jwoehr
 
52.
The Twilight Zone (1959 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
Ordinary people find themselves in extraordinarily astounding situations, which they each try to solve in a remarkable manner. (51 mins.)
“ Michael Bay is "really" one of the directors that might helm the new movie. In his version, a man wakes up in a strange world where things are blowing up all around him as he runs and screams in slow motion. ” - jwoehr
 
53.
Scream (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A year after the murder of her mother, a teenage girl is terrorized by a new killer, who targets the girl and her friends by using horror films as part of a deadly game. (111 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson might be making more sequels, but that's not stopping Michael Bay from producing his *beep* remake. ” - jwoehr
 
54.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
“ Shia Lebouf and John Turtoro star even though both are Jewish. ” - jwoehr
 
55.
Surf Ninjas (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Brothers Johnny, an adolescent surf talent, and Adam, a preadolescent video-game addict, grow up care-free... (87 mins.)
Director: Neal Israel
“ Matthew McConaughey and Jackie Chan star in this Brett Ratner remake. ” - jwoehr
 
56.
Gone with the Wind (1939)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A manipulative Southern belle carries on a turbulent affair with a blockade runner during the American Civil War. (238 mins.)
Director: Victor Fleming
“ The original was a long movie, a classic but a long movie; Michael Bay can make long movies, not good long movies, but long movies never-less. But his version will have explosions and be in 3-D. Oh and star Shia Lebouf and Megan Fox. ” - jwoehr
 
57.
Taxi (1978 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
The staff of a New York City taxicab company go about their job while they dream of greater things. (30 mins.)
“ Martin Scorsese directs this gritty and violent remake of the Taxi television series. ” - jwoehr
 
58.
Willow (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A reluctant dwarf must play a critical role in protecting a special baby from an evil queen. (126 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
“ The original had high expectations due to George Lucas and Ron Howard teaming up, but how about now with Uwe Boll and McG teaming up for the remake ? ” - jwoehr
 
59.
Return to Oz (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Dorothy, saved from a psychiatric experiment by a mysterious girl, is somehow called back to Oz when a vain witch and the Nome King destroy everything that makes the magical land beautiful. (113 mins.)
Director: Walter Murch
“ Did you ever think the film wasn't violent enough, despite there being a witch that steals the heads of other women ? If you thought so, Rob Zombie agrees with you. Sheri Moon stars as the witch who's after Dorothy's (Miranda Cosgrove) head. ” - jwoehr
 
60.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A teenage boy is haunted in his dreams by Freddy Krueger who is out to possess him in order to continue his murder spree in the real world. (87 mins.)
Director: Jack Sholder
“ If we get a Nightmare on Elm Street sequel, since Michael Bay's remakes aren't creative at all, I'm sure it will be a shot by shot remake of this horrible movie!!! I mean, Freddy rips through the same guys body through-out the film to enter the real world, yet the guy survives it each time.... ” - jwoehr
 
61.
No Holds Barred (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for... (93 mins.)
“ John Cena and his colorful but ugly shirts stars in this remake of the 1989 classic....lol. ” - jwoehr
 
62.
Suburban Commando (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
An interstellar hero from a distant world visits earth and tries to fit in with a mundane yet kind suburban family. (90 mins.)
Director: Burt Kennedy
“ John Cena is trying so hard to be the next Hogan that the WWE is remaking all of Hogan's movie, but now starring John Cena. The Undertaker will reprise his Oscar winning, best supporting actor role as an alien bounty hunter. ” - jwoehr
 
63.
Mr. Nanny (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A former professional wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival. (84 mins.)
“ John Cena poked fun at the Rock for doing the Tooth Fairy, but he was actually jealous and will try to out do the Rock by wearing even less of a manly out-fit in this remake of the classic....Mr. Nanny. ” - jwoehr
 
64.
Clifford (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Clifford is a ten-year-old troublemaker, who puts not only his parents through hell, but also his uncle with whom his parents have discarded him to. (90 mins.)
Director: Paul Flaherty
“ In this remake of the film where Martin Short played a little kid, Adam Sandler stars as Clifford, a kid who causes mischief everywhere he goes. I smell an Oscar for Sandler.. ” - jwoehr
 
65.
Knight Rider (1982 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A lone crimefighter battles the forces of evil with the help of an indestructible and artificially intelligent supercar. (46 mins.)
“ Ashton Kutcher shows off his acting ability by...being out acted by a talking car. ” - jwoehr
 
66.
Little Monsters (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A boy discovers an incredible and gruesome world of monsters under his bed. (100 mins.)
“ A little kid becomes best friends with a foul mouthed monster (Danny Mcbribe) that lives under his bed. ” - jwoehr
 
67.
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Novelist Catherine Tramell is once again in trouble with the law, and Scotland Yard appoints psychiatrist Dr. Michael Glass to evaluate her. Though, like Detective Nick Curran before him, Glass is entranced by Tramell and lured into a seductive game. (114 mins.)
“ 20 years after Betty White was in the remake of Basic Instinct, she's back and still alive and still looks good naked in 3D. ” - jwoehr
 
68.
Bosom Buddies (1980 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Two young single ad men must disguise themselves as women to live in the one apartment they can afford. (30 mins.)
“ Colin Hanks and Josh Holloway (Lost) ? ” - jwoehr
 
69.
ALF (1986 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A furry alien wiseguy comes to live with a terran family after crashing into their garage. (30 mins.)
“ A wisecracking alien takes a family hostage and... eats them all....the end. ” - jwoehr
 
70.
Small Wonder (1985 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Father Ted Lawson creates a robot, VICI (played by Tiffany Brissette). The family--Ted, Joan and Jamie--keep VICI's identity secret... (30 mins.)
“ A robot maid goes crazy and starts killing the family she was made to serve. ” - jwoehr
 
71.
Manimal (1983 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A man who can change himself into any animal fights crime. (60 mins.)
“ Never seen this, I'm lucky I guess. ” - jwoehr
 
72.
My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
An alien is sent on a secret mission to Earth, where she appears as a gorgeous, attractive, and single lady... (105 mins.)
“ Cameron Diaz and Kevin James star. ” - jwoehr
 
73.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
“ Roland Emmerich's masterpiece ? ” - jwoehr
 
74.
Nuns on the Run (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Brian and Charlie (B & C) work for a gangster. When the boss learns they want to "leave", he sets them up to be killed... (89 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Lynn
“ Jonah Hill and Michael Cera star. ” - jwoehr
 
75.
Jack Frost (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A serial killer dies, comes back as a snowman, and wreacks havoc. (89 mins.)
Director: Michael Cooney
“ It's crap like this that Rob Zombie should be allowed to remake, he ruined Halloween!! Rob Zombie's Jack Frost I'd actually pay to see lol. ” - jwoehr
 
76.
Obama (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Senator Barack Obama talks candidly about his politics, answers questions from his supporters, and discovers a new branch in his family tree. (20 mins.)
Stars: Reggie Reg
“ Will Smith stars in this bio-pic by Oliver Stone. ” - jwoehr
 
77.
Osama (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
The Taliban are ruling Afghanistan, they being a repressive regime especially for women, who, among other things... (83 mins.)
Director: Siddiq Barmak
“ Leonardo Dicaprio is always good in a bio-pic but now he has his work cut out for him as America's most hated enemy Osama-Bin Laden. ” - jwoehr
 
78.
There's Something About Mary (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster. (119 mins.)
“ Kevin Dillion gave his bad impersonation of his brother Matt in How to Be a Gentleman "the short lived TV series" and he'll do it again in this remake of There's Something About Mary. ” - jwoehr
 
79.
Orgazmo (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Naive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to act in porn movies. (94 mins.)
Director: Trey Parker
“ Charlie Sheen and some porn-stars that he f'ed star in this remake. ” - jwoehr
 
80.
A Claymation Christmas Celebration (1987 TV Special)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Two hosting prehistoric dinosaurs guide you along a typical small town's Christmas choral celebration. There's just one catch, the entire town population is made out of clay! Special Guest Stars: The California Raisins! (24 mins.)
Director: Will Vinton
“ Tim Burton gives us his dark and scary version of the California Raisin Christmas special. ” - jwoehr
 
81.
New Year's Eve (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The lives of several couples and singles in New York intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve. (113 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
“ Next for Gary Marshall (Valentine's Day) is the romantic comedy...Easter. Followed by Ash Wedsnday and 4/20. ” - jwoehr
 
82.
Scrooged (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A selfish, cynical T.V. executive is haunted by three spirits bearing lessons on Christmas Eve. (101 mins.)
Director: Richard Donner
“ Judd Apatow's remake starring Seth Rogen "that drinks and smokes weed" as a mean Tv executive visited by 3 ghosts. ” - jwoehr
 
83.
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An American reporter goes to the Australian outback to meet an eccentric crocodile poacher and invites him to New York City. (97 mins.)
Director: Peter Faiman
“ Gerald Butler as a macho brute that kills crocodiles in Australia and then wreaks havoc on NYC by bullying people with his giant knife. ” - jwoehr
 
84.
City Slickers (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
On the verge of turning 40, an unhappy Manhattan yuppie is roped into joining his two friends on a cattle drive in the southwest. (113 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
“ Adam Sandler and the rest of the cast from Grownups star. ” - jwoehr
 
85.
Death Becomes Her (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
When a woman learns of an immortality treatment, she sees it as a way to outdo her long-time rival. (104 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
“ Cher and Dolly Pardon star. ” - jwoehr
 
86.
Village of the Damned (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A small town's women give birth to unfriendly alien children posing as humans. (99 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
“ M. Night S. directs. ” - jwoehr
 
87.
To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Three drag queens travel cross-country until their car breaks down, leaving them stranded in a small town. (109 mins.)
Director: Beeban Kidron
“ Mark Wahlberg, Will Smith and Taylor Lautner star. ” - jwoehr