Top 187 "The Office" Episodes or: Every Episode of "The Office" Ranked

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1.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
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A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium. Based on the hit BBC series. (22 mins.)
 
2.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Injury (2006)
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Michael's "injury" from a George Foreman Grill distracts the staff from Dwight, the one with the real injury. (22 mins.)
“ Jim: So, where are you shipping your foot?
Michael: Ha ha ha. So where are you shipping...
Dwight: Your foot? ” - The_Badger_Man
 
3.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Initiation (2006)
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Dwight takes former temp Ryan to his beet farm to initiate Ryan to his new job at Dunder Mifflin. (22 mins.)
“ Ryan: What was that?
Dwight Schrute: Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground.
Ryan: Is that your cousin Mose?
Dwight Schrute: ...Yes. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
4.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
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When Jim rejects Jo's offer, Dwight becomes acting manager at the Scranton branch, but an accident could cause his tenure to be short-lived. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight: Don't make me pre-fire you.
Jim: You wouldn't dare.
Dwight: Watch this. You're pre-fired. And when I'm promoted, you'll be full fired.
Jim: If you get promoted, and if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.
Dwight: What? ” - The_Badger_Man
 
5.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Murder (2009)
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The entire office is preoccupied about rumors of Dunder Mifflin's bankruptcy. Michael tries to create a distraction by engaging everyone in murder-mystery game, but Jim wonders if that is a good idea. (22 mins.)
“ Creed: [Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office] Sorry I'm late, boss. What's going on?
Michael: [accent] Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.
Creed: OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I'll be right back.
Michael: Very good, very good. Now, no one was there in the wine cellar. [Creed gets in his car and drives away] ” - The_Badger_Man
 
6.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Deposition (2007)
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Michael is put in an awkward position when Jan sues Dunder Mifflin for wrongful termination and he is deposed as a witness. Meanwhile, Kelly begins smack-talking Pam after Darryl beats Jim at Ping-Pong. (22 mins.)
“ Lester: How long have you known the plaintiff?
Michael: I haven't actually seen it. But I have seen The Firm, and I am planning on renting The Pelican Brief

Diane Kelly: [looking at a copy of Michael's diary] Mr. Scott, who is this other woman, Ryan? Who you refer to her as "Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way." ” - The_Badger_Man
 
7.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Client (2005)
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With Michael and Jan Levinson-Gould away from the office to land a new client, the staff discovers an unproduced screenplay in Michael's office. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight: Yes, I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma" in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that. I was good. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
8.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Cocktails (2007)
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While Michael and Jan go to their first Dunder Mifflin outing as an official couple, the office workers left behind go out for happy hour. During happy hour, Roy finds out that Jim and Pam kissed at Casino Night. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight: What's the square footage?
David: About 5,000.
Dwight: Does that include the garage?
Michael: Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate.
Dwight: I'm just...
David: I don't know
Dwight: It's a common question.
Michael: David, how much did this house cost? ” - The_Badger_Man
 
9.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Cafe Disco (2009)
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Michael tries to create a place to escape from work in the storage room that used to house the Michael Scott Paper Company, while Jim and Pam consider taking off and getting married that day. (22 mins.)
“ wight: Come on. Relax. The shirt wasn't doing you any favors. If my assessment in correct, you grind your teeth?
Phyllis: I do.

Dwight: No kidding! She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. [mimics grinding teeth] It's like children singing Christmas carols. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
10.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Money (2007)
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As Jan renovates the condo, Michael confronts his growing debt every way he can, which includes pressuring his employees for a loan. Pam and Jim spend a night out on Dwight's family farm, now a bed and breakfast. (22 mins.)
“ Michael: I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY! ” - The_Badger_Man
 
11.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Return (2007)
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Andy does the impossible--he makes everyone in the office miss Dwight, who is forced to take a job at Staples. Meanwhile, Oscar comes back to the office and Michael predictably throws a stereotypical Mexican party to celebrate. (22 mins.)
“ Kevin: Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gay-cation?
Oscar: Oh, that's very funny.
Kevin: Yeah? I thought of it like, two seconds after you left. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
12.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Surplus (2008)
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Michael has to spend the office surplus by they end of the day, but he can't decide between a copier or new chairs. Dwight plays a dirty trick on Angela as they prepare for Andy and Angela's wedding on the beet farm. (22 mins.)
“ Michael: Okay. Well, we have a surplus. Imagine that your parents give you money for a lemonade stand-
Hank: I know what a surplus is. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
13.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Negotiation (2007)
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Dwight saves Jim from an attack by Roy, but Dwight won't allow Jim to thank him for it. Meanwhile, Darryl asks Michael for a pay raise, and Michael discovers that he is woefully underpaid--so Michael goes to headquarters to ask for one himself. (22 mins.)
“ Michael: A boss's salary isn't just about money, it is about perks. It... for example, every year I get a $100 gas card... Can't put a price tag on that. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
14.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Frame Toby (2008)
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When Michael discovers that corporate has brought back Toby to replace Holly, he tries to frame him with drugs to get him fired... (22 mins.)
“ Creed: Cool beans, man, I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
15.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Search Committee (2011)
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The Scranton branch puts together a search committee to find the next boss, but the pool of interviewees proves to be less than impressive, and Dwight demands an interview in spite of his gun accident. (22 mins.)
“ Gabe: Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN! ” - The_Badger_Man
 
16.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Andy's Play (2010)
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Andy invites the entire office to watch him in the community theater production of "Sweeney Todd," but Erin decides to babysit for Jim and Pam instead, and Michael is upset because he auditioned for the lead and didn't get it. (22 mins.)
“ Michael: In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! [imitates vacuum cleaner] I'm just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone's tightening their belts in this economy. [humming theme music] Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn't a victim, if you know what I'm talkin about. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
17.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Delivery: Part 1 (2010)
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Pam goes into labor and Jim is ready to take her to the hospital, but she refuses to go. Meanwhile, inspired by Pam and Jim's baby, Dwight and Angela try to reach a "business agreement" to have a baby of their own. (22 mins.)
“ Kevin: Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times, so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
18.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Delivery: Part 2 (2010)
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After the baby is born, Pam has trouble getting the baby to breastfeed. At the office, Michael takes credit for hooking Jim and Pam up, and tries to do the same thing for Kevin and Erin, making Andy jealous. (22 mins.)
“ Jim: I am a diapering master. I have done little else in the past two months. There is nothing I cannot diaper. Go ahead. Try to think of something. I dare you. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
19.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Diversity Day (2005)
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Michael's off color remark puts a sensitivity trainer in the office for a presentation, which prompts Michael to create his own. (22 mins.)
“ Michael: You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. "Too soon for Arabs." Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
20.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Dinner Party (2008)
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Michael invites Jim and Pam and Andy and Angela to a couples-only dinner party, which makes Dwight very jealous. However, the only thing he's missing is a ringside seat to witness Michael and Jan's extremely dysfunctional home life. (22 mins.)
“ Michael: When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
21.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Survivor Man (2007)
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After Michael isn't invited to a camping trip with Ryan, he sets out to prove that he can brave it out in the wilderness by himself. Jim, who is in charge of the office while Michael is gone, tries to change the birthday party policy. (22 mins.)
“ Jim: When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes...And I am always busy. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
22.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Threat Level Midnight (2011)
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Michael finally finishes his movie "Threat Level Midnight" and screens it for his employees at Dunder Mifflin, but Holly is less than enthusiastic for his finished product. (22 mins.)
“ Todd Packer: If doing The Scarn is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on Earth! ” - The_Badger_Man
 
23.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Fun Run (2007)
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Michael accidentally runs over Meridith in the parking lot, and his guilt causes him to organize a 5-K run for her. Dwight and Angela have a falling-out after he kills her cat, and Jim and Pam's relationship is discovered. (22 mins.)
“ Ryan: [Ryan looks at the phone as it rings... [Pam's voice] [You have reached the offices of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, currently the entire staff is out doing the Michael Scott, DM FM PMC rabies awareness Pro-Am fun run race... [Michael's voice] for the cure... [Pam's voice] leave a message" Ryan hangs up] ” - The_Badger_Man
 
24.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
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Tension and disillusionment begin to emerge as Michael, Pam, and Ryan move the Michael Scott Paper Company into a cramped "workspace" at the business park. (22 mins.)
“ Kelly: Well you know what my middle name is? Rajani Ghana! And I hate it! I hate it!
Kevin: I thought Rajini Ghanda was a boy's name? ” - The_Badger_Man
 
25.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Mafia (2009)
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Michael meets with an insurance salesman that visits the office and is later convinced by Dwight and Andy that he is part of the mafia. Erin accidentally ruins Pam's painting. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight: No I disagree. "R" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it "murder." And not "muck-duck." ” - The_Badger_Man
 
26.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Golden Ticket (2009)
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Michael asks Dwight to be the scapegoat for one of his business ideas that backfired badly on him. But when that idea has an unexpected positive upside, Dwight still takes credit and Michael becomes furious. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight: [clears throat] Knock, knock.
Michael: Who's there?
Dwight: KGB.
Michael: KGB - [Dwight slaps Michael on the face]
Dwight: [in Russian accent] We will ask the questions!
Michael: What the hell was that? [Michael starts to fight with Dwight]
Dwight: What are you doing?
Michael: What are you doing?
Dwight: Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Michael: You, you like that?
Dwight: C'mon. What are you doing? Mine was a part of my hilarious joke.
Michael: Mine was retribution. What are you doing? No more knock-knock jokes. That's it.
Jim: Ding Dong.
Michael: [to Jim] Who's there?
Jim: KGB.
Michael: Dwight, get the door.
Dwight: I'm not answering it.
Michael: Answer the door.
Jim: Ding dong.
Dwight: No way, it's the KGB.
Jim: Ding dong.
Dwight: I'm not answering that. You answer it.
Michael: I'm not gonna answer it
Dwight: I'm not gonna answer it, it's the KGB. [Jim slaps Dwight]
Jim: The KGB will wait for no one! [Michael laughs]
Dwight: It's true. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
27.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Beach Games (2007)
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Michael uses "beach day" at Dunder-Mifflin to find out which employee would be his most capable replacement, just in case he receives the promotion to the New York office that he's applied for. (22 mins.)
“ Michael: If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
28.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Goodbye, Toby (2008)
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Michael throws an extravagant going-away party for Toby, and falls in love with the woman who is replacing him. Jim plans to propose to Pam at the party, but gets out-staged. Back at corporate, Ryan is arrested for fraud. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight: [whispering] Have you been introduced to Kevin?
Holly: No. Which one's Kevin? [they glance over at Kevin subtly, who is stifling a giggle]
Dwight: He's here on a special work program. He's slow, you know, in his brain.
Holly: Oh. Good for you guys.
Dwight: Yeah. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
29.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Dwight's Speech (2006)
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Michael coaches pompous Dwight on the finer art of public speaking after being named as Salesman of the Year. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight: Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
Pam: Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
Dwight: Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.
Stanley: Why would this affect our bonuses?
Dwight: They are unrelated.
Kelly: Is Brad okay?
Dwight: He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
Oscar: What the hell is going on here?
Angela: Are we out of jobs?
Dwight: Yes.
Kelly: This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
30.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Carpet (2006)
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Michael's office becomes the victim of a odorous prank which subjects the office to his punishment. (22 mins.)
“ Ryan: Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.

Michael: [on phone] Yes.
Todd Packer: Hello, yes. I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott.
Michael: Who is this? How did you get this number?
Packer: Your mom, you gay nerd! ” - The_Badger_Man
 
31.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Drug Testing (2006)
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Dwight plays the role of Volunteer Sheriff after finding half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot leading to an investigation. Pam gives Jim a play challenge which he tries to complete. (22 mins.)
“ Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that is wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you.
Jim: No! You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?
Dwight: [opens eyes wide in total surprise] ” - The_Badger_Man
 
32.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Stress Relief (2009)
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Dwight's too-realistic fire alarm gives Stanley a heart attack. When he returns, Michael learns that he is the cause of Stanley's stress. To remedy the situation, he forces the office to throw a roast for him. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight Schrute: It's very unusal for Michael not to show up for work. My guess, he's either deeply depressed or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them. And staring up at them. And I always say, "Michael, take two steps back and stare at the icicle from the side." And he's like, "no, I like the way they look from standing directly underneath them." It was only a matter of time. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
33.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Dundies (2005)
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Very much unlike his staff, an overeager Michael can't wait for this year's annual Dundies awards. (22 mins.)
“ Jan Levinson-Gould: You already had a party on May fifth for no reason--
Michael Scott: No reason? It was the 05/05/05 party, it happens once every billion years.
Jan Levinson-Gould: --and a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.
Michael Scott: No that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear in the flyers. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
34.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Branch Wars (2007)
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Michael and Dwight try to play a prank on Karen, who is now manager of the Utica branch, after she tries to steal Stanley from the Scranton office. Meanwhile, Pam, Toby, and Oscar start their own exclusive office book club. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: Here's what we brought. We brought uniforms from the warehouse. I brought Silly String, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.
Dwight Schrute: Or real bombs.
Michael Scott: No, no. Not real bombs.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah come on it would be so badass.
Michael Scott: Mmm maybe. I donno. I donno. Would be badass.
Jim Halpert: No.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah! It will.
Jim Halpert: Absolutely we're not doing this. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
35.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Local Ad (2007)
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Michael tries to make a local Dunder Mifflin commercial that is better than the one the professional ad agency made for them. Meanwhile, Andy tries to confide in Dwight about his new relationship with Angela. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: Alright let me ask you this, tell me if you think this is creative. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
36.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Job Fair (2008)
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Dunder-Mifflin participates in a high school job fair, but few students are interested. Jim, Andy, and Kevin play a round of golf with a prospective client. Back at the office, everyone but Dwight and Angela leave for the day. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth. But, uhh, kids are very weary of being lured, these days. Thank you Dateline. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
37.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Booze Cruise (2006)
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The Dunder Mifflin staff go on a mandatory "booze cruise" to hear Michael give a motivational talk. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: Who's seen Titanic?
Jim Halpert: I'm not really sure what movie you''re talking about. Are you sure you've got the title right?
Pam Beesly: I think you're thinking of 'The Hunt for Red October.' ” - The_Badger_Man
 
38.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Conflict Resolution (2006)
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When Michael takes over conflict resolution duties from HR, chaos ensues at Dunder Mifflin. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: Okay, so Dwight, in your own words - [reads from complaint paper] "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert." "Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to."
Jim Halpert: Yes! Five bucks each and it was totally worth it.
Michael Scott: "This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer." [flips to another paper] "Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can." Gah. "This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone."
Jim Halpert: That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just... took 'em all out.
Michael Scott: "By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier."
Jim Halpert: Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day.
Michael Scott: "Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'."
Jim Halpert: Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
39.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: A.A.R.M. (2013)
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Dwight prepares for a marriage proposal and hires an assistant for his assistant, Andy auditions for a singing program, Darryl tries to leave his job without a fuss, and Pam has second thoughts about Jim staying in Scranton. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight: We're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.
Jim: Right in the sweet spot. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
40.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Whistleblower (2010)
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Jo comes to the Scranton branch to find the whistle-blower. However, three different people have confessed to Michael, Michael is protecting them, and the person most people think is the culprit is keeping his mouth shut. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: My favorite restaurant closed down.
Jo Bennett: Oh, I hate that.
Michael Scott: And my new favorite restaurant sucks. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
41.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Merger (2006)
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Jan informs Michael that the Scanton branch of Dunder Mifflin will be merging with the Stamford Branch. Jim and Pam are reunited while the other employees of both branches must adjust to their new co-workers. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: [to Karen] Wow, you are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I., or...? ” - The_Badger_Man
 
42.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Michael's Birthday (2006)
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In celebration of his birthday, Michael makes a mandatory invite of the staff during the workday to go ice skating. (22 mins.)
“ Oscar: It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.
Michael Scott: Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will! ” - The_Badger_Man
 
43.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Grief Counseling (2006)
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Michael takes on the role of office grief counselor when he learns that his old boss has died. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight Schrute: Michael get him away from your head! He is covered in germs and bacteria!
Michael Scott: You can't get diseases from a bird! ” - The_Badger_Man
 
44.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Basketball (2005)
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Michael and his staff challenge the warehouse workers to a basketball game with a bet looming over both parties. (22 mins.)
“ Jim Halpert: I'll do it. I'll get the skirt, pigtails, pom poms.
Michael Scott: Yeah, just try not to be too gay on the court! I mean that in the 'bad-at-sports' way. I think that goes without saying. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
45.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Casino Night (2006)
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The Dunder Mifflin crew holds a casino party at the warehouse and Michael has two dates. (22 mins.)
“ Jim Halpert: Excuse me, how long is the wait for a table for two?
Dwight Schrute: I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years
Pam Beasley: It's a nice tux.
Dwight Schrute: I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it so... family heirloom. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
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The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Lover (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Jim and Pam return from their honeymoon and learn, to their horror, that Michael is dating Pam's mom. Meanwhile, Dwight gives Jim a "gift"--which actually has a listening device attached to it. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: I don't need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom. Pam's mom. My aunt--although she just blocked me on IM. What's her face, from Quizno's? I see her four times a week. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
47.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Valentine's Day (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
When Michael visits Dunder Mifflin corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day, he and Jan are both in for a surprise. Meanwhile, back in Scranton, the office staff celebrates Valentine's Day grade school style. (22 mins.)
“ Jan: Surely you cannot be serious?
Michael Scott: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
48.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Koi Pond (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Michael is upset when he becomes the butt of all the office jokes after he falls in a koi pond. Andy and Pam go out together on some cold calls, and everybody mistakes them as a married couple. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: How much do they want?
Erin: Three hundred dollars.
Michael Scott: What! No. I could get a fish with a five cent worm.
Creed: Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy? ” - The_Badger_Man
 
49.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Office Olympics (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Ready to finalize his deal for a new condo, Michael is away with Dwight while Jim rallies the staff together for office games. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl, so I'm wise and have worms. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
50.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Dunder Mifflin Infinity (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Michael feels threatened when Ryan returns to the Scranton office to share his ideas about the future of Dunder Mifflin. Jim and Pam's relationship is shared with the entire office, while Angela and Dwight's relationship is on the rocks. (22 mins.)
“ Creed: Hey bra'. I've been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull. Am I right? Later skater. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
51.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Garage Sale (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
Michael plans to propose to Holly the day of the Dunder Mifflin garage sale, but Holly may have to take an extended leave of absence to Colorado because her father is sick. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott : [pouring gasoline] Hey, Pam!
Pam Beesly: Hey, Michael. I just came out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.
Michael Scott: It looks like I'm running out of gas. You know what, do you have a siphon?
Pam Beesly: Gas for what?
Michael Scott: I'm asking Holly a question in fire.
Pam Beesly: Michael, are you proposing?
Michael Scott: Yup... My hands and shoes are covered in gas. Do you think you could light this for me? [hands Pam gas can and matches]
Pam Beesly: Sure... [walks away]
Michael Scott: Hey! Are you going to light this or not?
Pam Beesly: Michael... you had two ideas today, and one of them was great. The other was terrible.
Michael Scott: I don't have time for riddles, Pam! ” - The_Badger_Man
 
52.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Secret (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Jim fears the secret he told to Michael, in confidence, will be revealed to the staff. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: Hey Stanley, is that jacket made of up-dog?
Stanley Hudson: I'm on the phone.

Michael Scott: What flavor of coffee is that? Up-dog?
Ryan Howard: What's that?
Michael Scott: I don't know. What's up with you?
Ryan Howard: Huh?
Michael Scott: No, damn it.

Michael Scott: Dwight! Hey, is it me, or does it this place smell like up-dog?
Dwight Schrute: What's up-dog?
Michael Scott: Gotcha! Oh, God. Crap. Nothing. How ya doing?
Dwight Schrute: Good! How are you doing? ” - The_Badger_Man
 
53.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Broke (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
The Michael Scott Paper Company is gaining clients by offering lower prices than Dunder Mifflin, but is going broke in the process. However, Dunder Mifflin is losing clients to him, and is desperate to buy him out. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight Schrute: I say we fill Michael's office with bees. My apiarist owes me a favor.
Jim Halpert: Really. Does he do, good work?
Dwight Schrute: [scoffs] No, Jim, I use a bad apiarist. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
54.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Safety Training (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Andy returns to the office after weeks of anger management training, determined to make a fresh start with all the Dunder-Mifflin employees. Meanwhile, it's safety training day in the office, and Michael and Dwight are on a mission to illuminate the dangers of the workplace. (22 mins.)
“ Dwight Schrute: Michael, what's wrong?
Michael Scott: Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office has made me depressed.
Dwight Schrute: Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling, 'bummed down?'
Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut! ” - The_Badger_Man
 
55.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Pilot (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
The premiere episode introduces the boss and staff of the Dunder-Mifflin paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania in a documentary about the workplace. (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: People I respect... heroes of mine would be, Bob Hope. Umm, Abraham Lincoln definitely. Bono... and probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think, all those people helped, the world in so many ways that it's umm really beyond words. It's incalcucable. ” - The_Badger_Man
 
56.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Boys and Girls (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Jan comes into the Scranton Branch to give all the female employees a group seminar on women in the workplace... (22 mins.)
“ Michael Scott: Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable? ” - The_Badger_Man
 
57.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Chair Model (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Kevin and Andy team up to reclaim the stolen Dunder Mifflin parking spaces, which forces them into a showdown with the other four bosses of the office park. Meanwhile, Michael becomes fascinated by a woman modeling chairs in a catalog. (22 mins.)
 
58.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Sabre (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Michael hates the changes that Dunder Mifflin's new owner is implementing, so he turns to David Wallace for advice. Jim and Pam find the perfect day care center, but Jim's mistake threatens to ruin the interview. (22 mins.)
 
59.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Heavy Competition (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Dwight chooses loyalty to Dunder Mifflin over loyalty to Michael, which leads to a bitter battle between Michael and Dwight over Dwight's accounts. Back at Dunder Mifflin, Jim pretends to confide in Andy. (22 mins.)
 
60.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Andy's Ancestry (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Nellie plays a trick on Andy after researching his ancestry, Dwight teaches Erin a new language, and Pam tries to teach Nellie how to drive. (22 mins.)
 
61.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Banker (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A banker representing a potential buyer comes to the Scranton branch to interview the H.R. department before the sale goes through. (22 mins.)
 
62.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Secret Santa (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Michael gets upset when Jim promises Phyllis that she can be the office Santa, but the office Christmas party may be overshadowed by some bad news from David Wallace. (22 mins.)
 
63.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Phyllis' Wedding (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Michael exaggerates the importance of his small role in Phyllis's wedding and makes an ass out of himself, and Pam notices that Phyllis stole all of her wedding ideas from her original wedding plans. (22 mins.)
 
64.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Launch Party (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
The Dunder Mifflin Infinity website is launching and Michael is excited about going to the big launch... (22 mins.)
 
65.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Promotion (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Jim discovers just how hard being the boss can be when David Wallace forces Michael and him to determine which employees will be getting a raise. (22 mins.)
 
66.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Business Ethics (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
A confession at an H.R. business ethics seminar leads to a dispute between Michael and Holly over whether Meredith should be fired. Dwight tries to prove to Jim how long he can go without taking a personal break (22 mins.)
 
67.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Casual Friday (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Michael returns to Dunder Mifflin and brings Ryan and Pam in as salespeople, but the existing salespeople demand that Michael return the clients they stole back to them. Meanwhile, some employees take the idea of Casual Friday too far. (22 mins.)
 
68.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A routine office day is changed when children come to Dunder Mifflin for "Take Your Daughter to Work... (22 mins.)
 
69.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: E-Mail Surveillance (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Michael decides to set up e-mail surveillance for all company e-mail, and discovers that Jim has invited everyone over for a barbeque except him. (22 mins.)
 
70.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Goodbye, Michael (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.6/10 X  
As the office gets ready for Michael's final day at Dunder Mifflin, Michael doesn't tell anyone that he's leaving a day early. Meanwhile, Deangelo accompanies a nervous Andy on a visit to one of Michael's old clients. (22 mins.)
 
71.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Hot Girl (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Michael is just one of the many male staff who start vying for the attention of an attractive saleswoman in the office. (22 mins.)
 
72.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Fire (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
A fire in the kitchen relegates the staff to the parking lot as help is on its way. (22 mins.)
 
73.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Convict (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Michael learns that one of the new employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton has a criminal record. Meanwhile, Jim helps Andy make a move on Pam. (22 mins.)
 
74.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Special Project (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Andy puts Dwight in charge of a special project in Tallahassee, but Dwight doesn't like the team Andy's assembled for him. Meanwhile, Darryl tries to figure out the meaning of Val's Valentine's gift. (22 mins.)
 
75.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Business School (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
Michael is a guest speaker for Ryan's business class, but they have a falling-out after Michael finds out that Ryan spoke negatively about Dunder-Mifflin. And back at the office, Dwight tries to kill a bat that he found in the ceiling. (22 mins.)
 
76.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Tallahassee (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Dwight refuses to let a appendicitis get in the way of leading his new team in Tallahassee, while Andy decides to step in for Erin as secretary in the office. (22 mins.)
 
77.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: China (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Pam stands up to Dwight when he makes cutbacks to save money in the building, but will Dwight have the last laugh? Meanwhile, the office is surprised and energized when Michael outsmarts Oscar in a debate about China. (22 mins.)
 
78.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Convention (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Micheal and Dwight go to a convention in Philadelphia and run into Jim, and Michael becomes jealous of Jim's relationship with his new boss. Meanwhile, Pam gets ready for her first date since her engagement. (22 mins.)
 
79.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Welcome Party (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Andy tries to break up with his girlfriend after going to Florida after declaring his love for Erin, and the office employees are forced against their will to throw a party for the hated Nellie. (22 mins.)
 
80.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Meeting (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Michael sabotages--then promotes--Jim's efforts at getting a promotion, while Dwight and Toby try to prove that Darryl has submitted a fraudulent medical claim. (22 mins.)
 
81.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Customer Loyalty (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Dwight tries to keep Daryl from leaving Dunder Mifflin, Jim misses his daughter's recital because of an important business meeting, and Nellie is worried that Erin will dump Andy for Pete. (22 mins.)
 
82.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Traveling Salesmen (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Dwight does a favor for Angela to keep her from getting in trouble. Andy finds out and uses it against him to get in tighter with Michael. Now Dwight must fess up, which will reveal his relationship with Angela, or risk getting fired. (22 mins.)
 
83.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Michael's Last Dundies (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Michael hosts his final "Dundies" as the boss at the Scranton branch, but tension is in the air, and Deangelo Vickers, the new boss, is having trouble with his co-hosting duties. (22 mins.)
 
84.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Prince Family Paper (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Michael's conscience gets the best of him after he and Dwight go undercover to scout a family-run competitor. Back at the office, everyone else spends the day debating whether Hilary Swank is hot. (22 mins.)
 
85.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Performance Review (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Instead of talking to his employees about their work, Michael uses their annual review time to gather feedback on his "relationship" with Jan. (22 mins.)
 
86.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Turf War (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Dwight and Jim fight with the Syracuse over a client after Robert shuts down the Binghamton branch, and Andy sees an opportunity for revenge. Meanwhile Robert tries to figure out the contents of a drunken voicemail to Nellie. (22 mins.)
 
87.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Roy's Wedding (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
After Roy's wedding, Jim and Pam wonder if they still have any secrets they're hiding from each other. Meanwhile, Clark tricks Erin into a "news audition," and Dwight challenges Nellie's new charity initiative. (22 mins.)
 
88.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Costume Contest (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
It's Halloween at Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is upset that Darryl went over his head with an idea, and Jim and Pam are obsessed with finding out why Danny didn't call Pam back when they were dating four years ago. (22 mins.)
 
89.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Double Date (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Michael sparks more anger from Pam when he breaks up with her mom on her birthday after he finds out she's 58, and Dwight unsuccessfully tries to get everyone in the office to owe him a favor. (22 mins.)
 
90.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Dream Team (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Michael and Pam begin their first day as the Michael Scott Paper Company putting together the rest of the staff and trying to raise money. (22 mins.)
 
91.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Branch Closing (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
When Jan tells Michael that the Scranton Branch will be shutting down, Michael strives to keep his staff's spirits up. Meanwhile, everyone privately begins to envision how their lives will change in the aftermath. (22 mins.)
 
92.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Customer Survey (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Dwight and Jim believe that something is suspicious about their low customer performance ratings. After consulting with Angela, Andy finds the perfect site for their wedding--Dwight's beet farm. (22 mins.)
 
93.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Product Recall (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
Michael tries to be proactive during a watermark crisis, but only makes the situation worse. Meanwhile, Angela has trouble being apologetic with customers, and Andy discovers a secret about his new girlfriend. (22 mins.)
 
94.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Health Care (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Michael leaves Dwight in charge of picking the new healthcare plan for the staff, with disastrous results ahead. (22 mins.)
 
95.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Mrs. California (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Robert brings his wife to the office so that she can find a job, but he gives Andy conflicting messages about whether to hire her. Meanwhile, Dwight opens a gym in the building and tries to persuade Darryl to join. (22 mins.)
 
96.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Coup (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Michael is in trouble once again as Jan busts him for declaring it's "Movie Monday" where everyone watches a movie and neglects work. Angela pushes Dwight to make a move on Michael's job while Pam and Jim find creative ways to waste time. (22 mins.)
 
97.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Alliance (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Just for a laugh, Jim agrees to an alliance with Dwight regarding the downsizing rumors. (22 mins.)
 
98.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Job (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.3/10 X  
Michael appoints Dwight as regional manager, anticipating that he will receive the job at corporate. Jim and Karen also interview for the same position. And Michael gets back together with Jan after she gets a boob job. (22 mins.)
 
99.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Company Picnic (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
Michael runs into Holly at the company picnic, and the two of them accidentally reveal that the Buffalo branch is closing during a comedy skit before corporate has made the announcement. (22 mins.)
 
100.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Night Out (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Michael and Dwight go to New York to party with Ryan, who is having lots of personal and professional problems. The rest of the office employees work late, and wind up getting locked in the business park. (22 mins.)