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- DirectorJames CameronStarsLeonardo DiCaprioKate WinsletBilly ZaneA seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious, ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic.Overblown, melodramatic claptrap, terrible script, wasted actors, soppy romance.
- DirectorStephen FrearsStarsHelen MirrenMichael SheenJames CromwellAfter the death of Princess Diana, Queen Elizabeth II struggles with her reaction to a sequence of events nobody could have predicted.Glossed over nonsense about a tax dodging hag with delusions of integrity.
- DirectorTom HooperStarsColin FirthGeoffrey RushHelena Bonham CarterThe story of King George VI, his unexpected ascension to the throne of the British Empire in 1936, and the speech therapist who helped the unsure monarch overcome his stammer.More nonsensical rubbish only this time the tax-dodging thief has a slight speech impediment. Boo Hoo. Contrary to the films portrayal, no one cared what he had to say during the war, they got that mixed up with Winston Churchill.
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsEric BanaDaniel CraigMarie-Josée CrozeAfter the Black September capture and massacre of Israeli athletes at the 1972 Olympics, five men are chosen to eliminate the people responsible for that fateful day.Pseudo-political garbage which cant make it's mind up where it's morals are or if morality is even has a part to play... in a movie about revenge, violence, duty and... morality.
- DirectorJames CameronStarsSam WorthingtonZoe SaldanaSigourney WeaverA paraplegic Marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home.And this highly unobtainable substance is called....."Unobtainium".... really? Kevin Costner called, he wants the script for Dances with Wolves back.
- DirectorDanny BoyleStarsJames FrancoAmber TamblynKate MaraA mountain climber becomes trapped under a boulder while canyoneering alone near Moab, Utah and resorts to desperate measures in order to survive.For the love of God please just cut your arm off already your boring the life out of me.
- DirectorRob MarshallStarsRenée ZellwegerCatherine Zeta-JonesRichard GereTwo death-row murderesses develop a fierce rivalry while competing for publicity, celebrity, and a sleazy lawyer's attention.This campy, ridiculous piece of rubbish beat out Gangs of New York, LOTR: The Two Towers AND The Pianist to win Best Picture at the Academy Awards 2003. Somebody owed somebody a BIG favor.
- DirectorMark Steven JohnsonStarsIan Michael SmithJoseph MazzelloAshley JuddA young boy with stunted growth is convinced that God has a great purpose for him.Nobody wants to be lectured Simon, just go away please.
- DirectorWolfgang PetersenStarsBrad PittEric BanaOrlando BloomAn adaptation of Homer's great epic, the film follows the assault on Troy by the united Greek forces and chronicles the fates of the men involved.Where to begin. No Gods in battle, Achilles and Patrocles were lovers, not cousins, Achilles didnt fall in love with his concubine, the war lasted 10 years not an hour and ahalf, Agammenon DID NOT die and so on. Brad Pitt was awful and Brian Cox acted like he was on cocaine the whole way through this piece of utter pants.
- DirectorEli RothStarsJay HernandezDerek RichardsonEythor GudjonssonThree backpackers head to a Slovak city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them.Stupid gore porn for pubescent morons.
- DirectorGuy RitchieStarsJason FlemyngDexter FletcherNick MoranEddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.Cockney tripe. Stupid plot, bad jokes, awful performances (especially from Vinnie Jones) and direction akin to a monkey holding a disposable camera.
- DirectorStephen DaldryStarsKate WinsletRalph FiennesBruno GanzPost-WWII Germany: Nearly a decade after his affair with an older woman came to a mysterious end, law student Michael Berg re-encounters his former lover as she defends herself in a war-crime trial.Snore-fest.
- DirectorSofia CoppolaStarsBill MurrayScarlett JohanssonGiovanni RibisiA faded movie star and a neglected young woman form an unlikely bond after crossing paths in Tokyo.What did he say at the end? what did he say? Who cares.
- DirectorGareth EdwardsStarsScoot McNairyWhitney AbleMario Zuniga BenavidesSix years after Earth has suffered an alien invasion, a cynical journalist agrees to escort a shaken American tourist through an infected zone in Mexico to the safety of the U.S. border.Two unlikable, non-descript card-board cut-outs mill about for two hours. Oh, there are monsters in the film too. Pants.
- DirectorJudd ApatowStarsSeth RogenKatherine HeiglPaul RuddFor fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.Over-weight idiot gets self absorbed control freak pregnant. Not funny, just tragic.
- DirectorGarry MarshallStarsRichard GereJulia RobertsJason AlexanderA man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a beautiful prostitute he meets... only to fall in love.Humorless business man who is always busy doing business gets taught how to love life by a hooker. Hokely dokely. Afterwards he gets taught how to treat women right by Ted Bundy and how to respect other cultures by Hitler.
- DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsBrad PittDiane KrugerEli RothIn Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same.Why was it called this? They weren't even in it that much? Despite brilliant performances from Waltz and Fassbender, I kept waiting on something awesome and Tarantinoesque to happen. It didnt.
- DirectorJason ReitmanStarsElliot PageMichael CeraJennifer GarnerFaced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes a selfless decision regarding the unborn child.Ellen page plays an absolute brat in need of serious parenting in this long, boring suburban opera in which not alot happens and none of the characters really care about the outcome.
- DirectorMatt ReevesStarsMike VogelJessica LucasLizzy CaplanA group of friends venture deep into the streets of New York on a rescue mission during a rampaging monster attack.Shakey hand camera! Shakey hand camera! Garbage.
- DirectorLouis LeterrierStarsSam WorthingtonLiam NeesonRalph FiennesPerseus, a demigod and the son of Zeus, battles the minions of Hades and the Underworld in order to stop them from conquering Olympus and Earth.Voldermort relocates to ancient Greece to pick on an Australian orphan in this awful adaption of a terrific myth. Badly cast, badly scripted, badly directed. Oh badly acted too. "Calm your storm".....what?
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsHenry ThomasDrew BarrymorePeter CoyoteA troubled child summons the courage to help a friendly alien escape from Earth and return to his home planet.Manipulative garbage, if im not gonna cry Im not gonna cry, stop trying so hard Mr Spelberg. Remake used the title Simon Birch.
- DirectorClint EastwoodStarsHilary SwankClint EastwoodMorgan FreemanFrankie, an ill-tempered old coach, reluctantly agrees to train aspiring boxer Maggie. Impressed with her determination and talent, he helps her become the best and the two soon form a close bond.Crippity crap-tastic lifetime tv special. Eastwood grunts, Freeman dispenses advice in soothing tones, Swank has a hard time with life in general. Makes Rocky V look like Rocky I.
- DirectorDavid FincherStarsBrad PittCate BlanchettTilda SwintonTells the story of Benjamin Button, a man who starts aging backwards with consequences.Overly long bore-fest all used to build up tension for when Brad Pitt will be handsome and can look cool on a motor-bike. Dross.
- DirectorDavid FincherStarsJesse EisenbergAndrew GarfieldJustin TimberlakeAs Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg creates the social networking site that would become known as Facebook, he is sued by the twins who claimed he stole their idea and by the co-founder who was later squeezed out of the business.Over-privileged and over-stimulated rich-kids fight it out to see who gets how many millions of dollars to add to the many millions they already have. Overrated in the truest sense of the word there is not one likable character. The dialogue is quirky and empty of sentiment (sorkin), and it plays like an overly long 90210 meets the Gilmore Girls. Pure tripe.
- DirectorBaz LuhrmannStarsNicole KidmanEwan McGregorJohn LeguizamoA poor Bohemian poet in 1890s Paris falls for a beautiful courtesan and nightclub star coveted by a jealous duke.Bad renditions of ok songs wrapped up in a glittery sop filled pastry of pretentious rubbish. Tries to hard to be "different" and is just cripplingly bad. Acting is dreadful. Direction by the cast of Glee.