WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

These are movies that make you want to boycott the director, producers, and sometimes the lead actor(s).

Some were even okay attempts at making a good film but they drop the ball in the end.

As you can tell, most are sad attempts at remaking a classic Comic/Cartoon/VideoGame. I need recommendations on remakes that actually succeeded in doing a decent rendition, only two that comes to mind is Superman 1 and Shinobi.

(in no order)
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1.
Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power. (85 mins.)
Director: James Wong
“ I would love to have a sit down face to face with James Wong, Ben Ramsey and Stephen Chow and ask them WHAT ARE YALL SMOKING?

There is no way the 3 were satisfied with this film if they had ever saw 1 cartoon episode.

Even if it made 5 mil in the opening weekend. ” - wbrown21
 
2.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
“ No comment. ” - wbrown21
 
3.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ Picture young Julie Newmar, then Eartha Kitt. Next a well done Pfeiffer performance in Batman 2...

Now Halley Berry.

Not even close. ” - wbrown21
 
4.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hitman with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
“ Ha! ” - wbrown21
 
5.
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A brother and sister driving home through isolated countryside for spring break encounter a flesh-eating creature which is in the midst of its ritualistic eating spree. (90 mins.)
Director: Victor Salva
“ I'm running away from a monster that can't be killed. So i intelligently hop in the nearest car and start the engine. I run over the monster...but do we haul ass outta town....NEVER. Instead, rocket scientists Trish & Darry decide to stop and reverse over the monster....(THAT CAN'T BE KILLED!!!)...then drive over him AGAIN!
Ahhhh, for crying out loud. ” - wbrown21
 
6.
The Village (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A series of events tests the beliefs of a small isolated countryside village. (108 mins.)
“ Poor blind girl. ” - wbrown21
 
7.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In the future, a man struggles to keep his lunar nightclub out of the hands of the mafia. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
“ From Raw, Delirious, and SNL to Pluto Nash. Let's all just try to forget this ever happened. Okay kids? ” - wbrown21
 
8.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Two young couples traveling across the backwoods of Texas searching for urban legends of murder end up as prisoners of a bizarre and sadistic backwater family of serial killers. (89 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ I've tried to watch this 1,000 times and i still can't finish it. My finger always hits the power button. ” - wbrown21
 
9.
Superman Returns (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Superman reappears after a long absence, but is challenged by an old foe who uses Kryptonian technology for world domination. (154 mins.)
Director: Bryan Singer
“ I hated Superman 4 but not as much as this version.

This movie reminds me of a book/film i once had that tried to prove that Jesus was an ordinary man by giving him children. Superman is no ordinary man. ” - wbrown21
 
10.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenage population. Except this time, they're out to get each other, too. (97 mins.)
Director: Ronny Yu
“ These are two unstoppable killing machines that terrorized kids when i was growing up. To watch them go at each other like a child slap-boxing contest was nauseating at best. ” - wbrown21
 
11.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop a hellish alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a cute struggling female rock singer who fancies him. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ This still creeps me out a lil. He's kid in a hot smelly duck suit. It's like making an action movie drama about Barney. Hello boys and girls....who's ready to kick butt? ” - wbrown21
 
12.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An all-out war looms when the discovery of a cure for mutations draws a line between the followers of Charles Xavier and those of Magneto. (104 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
“ 2 things, Phoenix was never THAT strong or evil and Prof X would never allow what happened to happen. I truly believe that the writers were desperate. Scott AND Charles.... c'mon. ” - wbrown21
 
13.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
“ Mario was casted perfectly but Luigi. Mmmmmm not so much. ” - wbrown21
 
14.
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith. (129 mins.)
“ So wait, was Neo ever the one? Because, things still seem the same around these parts. Still dark as ever, we're in a Human ant farm and now that it's over what the hell are we going to do about all these damn ships and guns. Riddiculous ending to a somewhat OK concept. ” - wbrown21
 
15.
Doom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Space Marines are sent to investigate strange events at a research facility on Mars but find themselves at the mercy of genetically enhanced killing machines. (105 mins.)
“ The last 10 minutes where it mimics the legendary First Person Shooter game fails to make up for the first 60 minutes of my time you wasted. ” - wbrown21
 
16.
Street Fighter (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. (102 mins.)
“ No sonic boom, hadoken, or shoryuken. All we get is an anorexic Dee Jay and a well done Zangief. Pah-leez ” - wbrown21
 
17.
Signs (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come. (106 mins.)
“ Stop it with the damn cups of water will ya! ” - wbrown21
 
18.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ I once read this somewhere:
Batman and Robin get nipples but Batgirl doesn't.

Worst movie of the franchise. Robin was an okay casting. ” - wbrown21
 
19.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
“ I actually liked the rocket scientist in the wheelchair but this movie was disturbing. ” - wbrown21
 
20.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A teenager becomes a major competitor in the world of drift racing after moving in with his father in Tokyo to avoid a jail sentence in America. (104 mins.)
Director: Justin Lin
“ Paul and Vin are Fast and Furious respectively. Watching this was terrible. ” - wbrown21
 
21.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. (89 mins.)
Director: Joseph Sargent
“ Should've learned the first time around! ” - wbrown21
 
22.
White Chicks (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. (109 mins.)
“ Never saw this. Never will. The trailer alone makes this list. ” - wbrown21
 
23.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ I actually think this is one of the funniest movies to watch after a few drinks. Just press mute and watch Travolta and Whitaker in dredlocks. ” - wbrown21
 
24.
Home Alone 3 (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Alex Pruitt, a young boy of nine living in Chicago, fends off thieves who seek a top-secret chip in his toy car to support a North Korean terrorist organization's next deed. (102 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ Nothing beats the original. Please pray for the parents of the future. Stop abandoning these smart kids. ” - wbrown21
 
25.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
When a teenager, Chun-Li witnesses the kidnapping of her father by wealthy crime lord M. Bison. When she grows up, she goes into a quest for vengeance and becomes the famous crime-fighter of the Street Fighter universe. (96 mins.)
“ Give it up already! ” - wbrown21
 
26.
Ghost Rider (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself. (114 mins.)
“ Poorly casted. ” - wbrown21
 
27.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ Ancient Decepticons, c'mon, really? ” - wbrown21
 
28.
Junior (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
As part of a fertility research project, a male scientist agrees to carry a pregnancy in his own body. (109 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
“ Arnold was pregnant. Nuff said? ” - wbrown21
 
29.
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A group of National Guard trainees find themselves battling against a vicious group of mutants on their last day of training in the desert. (89 mins.)
Director: Martin Weisz
“ Some things are uncalled for. Papa Hades. ” - wbrown21
 
30.
Cloverfield (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A group of friends venture deep into the streets of New York on a rescue mission during a rampaging monster attack. (85 mins.)
Director: Matt Reeves
“ Take 1 more step and we're saved....Nah, i'd rather go back and search for some girl in a collapsed building. ” - wbrown21