Movies that I have seen and enjoy(for the most part)...not in any particular order as I love them all(for the most part).The Terminator is my all-time favorite movie, though.
A human-looking indestructible cyborg is sent from 2029 to 1984 to assassinate a waitress, whose unborn son will lead humanity in a war against the machines, while a soldier from that war is sent to protect her at all costs. (107 mins.)
“ Kyle Reese: Listen and understand! That Terminator is out there! It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever! Until you are dead. ” - sam032419
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
A cyborg, identical to the one who failed to kill Sarah Connor, must now protect her young son, John Connor, from a more advanced cyborg, made out of liquid metal. (137 mins.)
“ Dr. Silberman: I'm sure it feels very real to you.
Sarah Connor: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty f_cking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it? ” - sam032419
A computer hacker learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his reality and his role in the war against its controllers. (136 mins.)
“ Neo: I thought it wasn't real
Morpheus: Your mind makes it real
Neo: If you're killed in the matrix, you die here?
Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind ” - sam032419
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
The Bride wakens from a four-year coma. The child she carried in her womb is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her - a team she was once part of. (111 mins.)
“ The Bride: [English] I've kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information.
Sofie Fatale: [French] Burn in hell, blonde bitch! I'll tell you nothing!
The Bride: [English] But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss. Give me your other arm!
[Sophie screams] ” - sam032419
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
The Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle. (137 mins.)
“ [his opinion of Tommy]
Bill: When I first saw him... I like his hair.
The Bride: You promised you'd be nice.
Bill: No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise. ” - sam032419
The Hunger Games
Katniss Everdeen voluntarily takes her younger sister's place in the Hunger Games, a televised competition in which two teenagers from each of the twelve Districts of Panem are chosen at random to fight to the death. (142 mins.)
“ Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation!
[looks at Katniss]
Haymitch Abernathy: Nice shooting, sweetheart. ” - sam032419
Competition between the maid of honor and a bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work pastry chef. (125 mins.)
“ Megan: This is some classy sh-...
Megan: I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of ” - sam032419
After a space merchant vessel perceives an unknown transmission as distress call, their landing on the source moon finds one of the crew attacked by a mysterious lifeform. Continuing their journey back to Earth with the attacked crew having recovered and the critter deceased, they soon realize that its life cycle has merely begun. (117 mins.)
“ [Ripley has tried in vain to disengage the Nostromo's self-destruct]
Ripley: Mother! I've turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!
Mother: The ship will automatically destruct in "T" minus five minutes.
Ripley: You... BITCH!
[smashes computer monitor with flamethrower] ” - sam032419
The moon from Alien
has been colonized, but contact is lost. This time, the rescue team has impressive firepower, but will it be enough? (137 mins.)
“ Ripley: They cut the power.
Hudson: What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals! ” - sam032419
After her last encounter, Ripley crash-lands on Fiorina Fury 161, a maximum security prison. When a series of strange and deadly events occur shortly after her arrival, Ripley realizes that she brought along an unwelcome visitor. (114 mins.)
“ [all the prisoners call Aaron "85"]
Ripley: What's this "eighty-five" thing?
David: A couple of us sneaked a look at his personnel file the day he arrived. It's his IQ. ” - sam032419
Two centuries after her death, Ellen Ripley is revived as a powerful human/alien hybrid clone who must continue her war against the aliens. (109 mins.)
“ Ripley: [after discovering Call is a robot] You're a robot?
Johner: Son of a bitch! Our little Call's just full of surprises.
Ripley: I should have known. No human being is that humane. ” - sam032419
A vulcanologist arrives at a countryside town recently named the second most desirable place to live in America and discovers that the long dormant volcano, Dante's Peak, may wake up at any moment. (108 mins.)
“ [in the river]
Rachel: Harry, you see that car coming at us?
Harry Dalton: I see it ” - sam032419
A fictionalized account of the first major successful sexual harassment case in the United States -- Jenson vs. Eveleth Mines, where a woman who endured a range of abuse while working as a miner filed and won the landmark 1984 lawsuit. (126 mins.)
“ [reading on Glory's behalf]
Kyle: "My name is Glory Dodge and I'm not f_cking dead yet. I stand with Josey." ” - sam032419
When their daughter is kidnapped by experienced nappers, the Jennings' turn the tables on this seemingly foolproof plan. (106 mins.)
“ Joe Hickey: A kid can stand anything for 24 hours. I stood alot worse for years ” - sam032419
History of the World: Part I
Mel Brooks brings his one-of-a-kind comic touch to the history of mankind covering events from the Old Testament to the French Revolution in a series of episodic comedy vignettes. (92 mins.)
“ Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey! ” - sam032419
A futuristic prison movie. Protagonist and wife are nabbed at a future US emigration point with an illegal baby during population control... (95 mins.)
“ D-Day: This bitch is highly sensitive. We're talking T.N.T on PMS ” - sam032419
During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur exhibits to run amok. (127 mins.)
“ Lex: I'm a hacker!
Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker! ” - sam032419
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
A cybernetic warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a 19-year old drifter and his future wife from a most advanced robotic assassin and to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack. (109 mins.)
“ John Connor: Do you even remember me? Sarah Connor? Blowing up Cyberdyne? Hasta la vista, baby? Ring any bells?
Terminator: That was a different T-101.
John Connor: What, do you guys come off an assembly line or something?
John Connor: Oh man, I'm gonna have to teach you everything all over again. ” - sam032419
The true story of Homer Hickam, a coal miner's son who was inspired by the first Sputnik launch to take up rocketry against his father's wishes. (108 mins.)
“ Principal Turner: Miss Riley, our job is to give these kids an education.
Miss Riley: Mmm-hmm.
Principal Turner: Not false hopes.
Miss Riley: False hopes? Do you want me to sit quiet, let 'em breathe in coal dust the rest of their life?
Principal Turner: Miss Riley, once in a while... a lucky one... will get out on a football scholarship. The rest of 'em work in the mines.
Miss Riley: How 'bout I believe in the unlucky ones? Hmm? I have to, Mister Turner, I'd go out of my mind. ” - sam032419
The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive. (145 mins.)
“ Captain Steven Hiller: [talking to the unconscious alien he's dragging] Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...
Captain Steven Hiller: and what the hell is that smell?
[starts kicking the alien, yelling]
Captain Steven Hiller: I could've been at a barbecue!
[kicks the alien one last time and calms down]
Captain Steven Hiller: But I ain't mad. ” - sam032419
Based on the life of Aileen Wuornos, a Daytona Beach prostitute who became a serial killer. (109 mins.)
“ [first lines]
Aileen: I always wanted to be in the movies... ” - sam032419
A retired CIA agent travels across Europe and relies on his old skills to save his estranged daughter, who has been kidnapped while on a trip to Paris. (93 mins.)
“ Bryan: I push one button and 38 agents are here before you have time to scratch your worthless balls. ” - sam032419
An unconventional single mother relocates with her two daughters to a small Massachusetts town in 1963, where a number of events and relationships both challenge and strengthen their familial bonds. (110 mins.)
“ Rachel: Alright, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You stop being a little bitch for, let's say, oh, I don't know, an hour or two, and I won't knock the religion of your choice for a week. ” - sam032419
A young man finds a back door into a military central computer in which reality is confused with game-playing, possibly starting World War III. (114 mins.)
“ David: Joshua called me.
McKittrick: [incredulous] David, computers don't call people!
David : [shrugs] Yours did. ” - sam032419
A View to a Kill
An investigation of a horse-racing scam leads 007 to a mad industrialist who plans to create a worldwide microchip monopoly by destroying California's Silicon Valley. (131 mins.)
“ May Day: Wow! What a view!
Max Zorin: To a KILL! ” - sam032419
Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show. (94 mins.)
“ Garth Algar: Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick. ” - sam032419
Wayne's World 2
The inseparable duo try to organize a rock concert while Wayne must fend off a record producer who has an eye for his girlfriend. (95 mins.)
“ Wayne & Garth: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Steven Tyler: You're worthy, you're worthy. Get up! ” - sam032419
The Lovely Bones
Centers on a young girl who has been murdered and watches over her family - and her killer - from purgatory. She must weigh her desire for vengeance against her desire for her family to heal. (135 mins.)
“ Susie Salmon: What's that?
Abigail Salmon: That's your new hat, sweetie.
Lindsey Salmon: Wow, Mom, I thought you'd given up knitting.
Abigail Salmon: No, I'm still knitting. You want me to make you one, too? ” - sam032419
My Sister's Keeper
Anna Fitzgerald looks to earn medical emancipation from her parents who until now have relied on their youngest child to help their leukemia-stricken daughter Kate remain alive. (109 mins.)
“ Taylor Ambrose: [Saying jokingly, holding Kate] I bet you'll lose your cookies within three minutes
Kate Fitzgerald: [Not amused] You're disgusting. ” - sam032419
A successful cocaine dealer gets two tough assignments from his boss on the eve of his planned early retirement. (105 mins.)
“ XXXX: My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me ” - sam032419
A Walk to Remember
The story of two North Carolina teens, Landon Carter and Jamie Sullivan, who are thrown together after Landon gets into trouble and is made to do community service. (101 mins.)
“ Landon: I'm sorry she never got her miracle.
Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you. ” - sam032419
After three centuries, three witch sisters are resurrected in Salem, Massachusetts on Halloween night, and it is up to two teenagers, a young girl and an immortal cat to put an end to the witches' reign of terror once and for all. (96 mins.)
“ Winifred Sanderson: [Exiting the clay oven where they were lured by a learn-to-speak French tape] Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre. ” - sam032419
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
A 1960s hipster secret agent is brought out of cryofreeze to oppose his greatest enemy in the 1990s, where his social attitudes are glaringly out of place. (94 mins.)
“ Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa? ” - sam032419
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Dr. Evil is back...and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 60's and steal Austin Powers's mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless". (95 mins.)
“ Dr. Evil: The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa. ” - sam032419
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding. (100 mins.)
“ Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: [yells from outside] Paging Dr. Faggit Dr. Faggit
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggit. ” - sam032419
Death at a Funeral
Chaos ensues when a man tries to expose a dark secret regarding a recently deceased patriarch of a dysfunctional British family. (87 mins.)
“ Troy: If he jumps, I'm f_cked. ” - sam032419
Taking Care of Business
An uptight advertising exec has his entire life in a filofax organizer which mistakenly ends up in the hands of a friendly convict who poses as him. (108 mins.)
“ Jewel Bentley: That was the best safe sex I've ever had!
Jimmy Dworski: That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days ” - sam032419
Scientists discover how to make people invisible, but their test subject becomes an insane killer who stalks them. (112 mins.)
“ Linda: *You cracked the code*! 11 months, and you suddenly come up with it out of the blue. How?
Sebastian: The usual: coffee and Twinkies ” - sam032419
Remember the Titans
The true story of a newly appointed African-American coach and his high school team on their first season as a racially integrated unit. (113 mins.)
“ [on Alan's "singing"]
Blue Stanton: Does the term "cruel and unusual punishment" mean anything to you? ” - sam032419
Peaceful farmer Benjamin Martin is driven to lead the Colonial Militia during the American Revolution when a sadistic British officer murders his son. (165 mins.)
“ Benjamin Martin: Aim small, miss small. ” - sam032419
We Were Soldiers
The story of the first major battle of the American phase of the Vietnam War and the soldiers on both sides that fought it. (138 mins.)
“ Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: They attack us; no casualties. They retreat into the mountains and, naturally, we follow them. Smell like an ambush to you? ” - sam032419
Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal. (98 mins.)
“ [one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags. ” - sam032419
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
The Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database. (106 mins.)
“ Natalie Cook: I have something you'll never have.
Madison Lee: What's that?
Natalie Cook: Friends. ” - sam032419
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Charlie receives a golden ticket to a factory, his sweet tooth wants going into the lushing candy, it turns out there's an adventure in everything. (100 mins.)
“ Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you - and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear? ” - sam032419
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker. (115 mins.)
“ Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies ” - sam032419
During her family's move to the suburbs, a sullen 10-year-old girl wanders into a world ruled by gods, witches, and spirits, and where humans are changed into beasts. (125 mins.)
“ Zeniba: The protective seal on my gold charm is gone!
Chihiro: You mean that little black slug? I think I killed in when I stepped on it...
Zeniba: HA HA HA! My sister put that there so she could control Haku... and you killed it! HA HA HA! But it's strange... only love can remove a seal. ” - sam032419
The Parent Trap
Identical twins, separated at birth and each raised by one of their biological parents, discover each other for the first time at summer camp and make a plan to bring their wayward parents back together. (128 mins.)
“ Hallie as Annie: His and hers kids. No offense, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks.
Elizabeth James: I agree, it totally sucks. ” - sam032419
Dead Poets Society
English teacher John Keating inspires his students to look at poetry with a different perspective of authentic knowledge and feelings. (128 mins.)
“ John Keating: Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. ” - sam032419
Three friends attempt to recapture their glory days by opening up a fraternity near their alma mater. (88 mins.)
“ Barry, Oral Sex Instructor: He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there. ” - sam032419
All About Steve
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
“ Steve: Oh, Jesus! She's got a machete! Where the hell did she get a machete? Oh, man! She's gonna pluck my eyes out, man! She is gonna carve my eyes out and she's gonna make me eat them! ” - sam032419
The Blues Brothers
Jake Blues, just out from prison, puts together his old band to save the Catholic home where he and brother Elwood were raised. (133 mins.)
“ Jake: How often does the train go by?
Elwood: So often that you won't even notice it. ” - sam032419
Men of Honor
The story of Carl Brashear, the first African American, then also the first amputee, US Navy Diver and the man who trained him. (129 mins.)
“ Jo: Why do you want this so bad?
Carl Brashear: Because they said I couldn't have it. ” - sam032419
When they find a frozen cave-man in their back yard, two high-school outcasts thaw him and introduce him to modern life while he in turn gets them to actually enjoy life. (88 mins.)
“ Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel. ” - sam032419
Hancock is a superhero whose ill considered behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when one person he saves helps him improve his public image. (92 mins.)
“ Hancock: I hate to burst your little crazy-lady bubble, but it most not been all that great, 'cause I don't remember you.
Mary Embrey: Call me crazy one more time.
Hancock: Cuckoo. ” - sam032419
The Addams Family
Con artists plan to fleece the eccentric family using an accomplice who claims to be their long lost Uncle Fester. (99 mins.)
“ Wednesday: May I have the salt.
Morticia: What do we say?
Wednesday: [sternly] Now. ” - sam032419
Addams Family Values
A comical Gothic horror-movie-type family tries to rescue their beloved uncle from his gold-digging new love. (94 mins.)
“ Amanda: Hi, I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that?
Wednesday: Like what?
Amanda: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait. ” - sam032419
The Breakfast Club
Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought. (97 mins.)
“ John Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? ” - sam032419
A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. (93 mins.)
“ Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease. ” - sam032419
Four best friends, desperate to improve their social status, enter into an all-night scavenger hunt against the popular clique in their school. (89 mins.)
“ Jay Corky: Blue! You know what that means?
Julie Corky: Our house is having a boy? ” - sam032419
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles. (91 mins.)
“ French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries ” - sam032419
Life of Brian
Brian is born on the original Christmas, in the stable next door. He spends his life being mistaken for a messiah. (94 mins.)
“ Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few ” - sam032419
An immortal Scottish swordsman must confront the last of his immortal opponent, a murderously brutal barbarian who lusts for the fabled "Prize". (116 mins.)
“ Connor MacLeod: Wanna hear another theory?
Lieutenant Frank Moran: Uh-huh.
Connor MacLeod: This Fasil was so upset about the lousy wrestling tonight, that he went down to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off his *own* head! ” - sam032419
After his swamp is filled with magical creatures, an ogre agrees to rescue a princess for a villainous lord in order to get his land back. (90 mins.)
“ Donkey: Hi, Princess!
Princess Fiona: It talks!
Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick! ” - sam032419
Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage. If only they knew the newlyweds were both ogres. (93 mins.)
“ [Donkey collapses in a dead faint]
Puss-in-Boots: Hey, boss. Let's shave him. ” - sam032419
Shrek the Third
When his new father-in-law, King Harold falls ill, Shrek is looked at as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away. Not one to give up his beloved swamp, Shrek recruits his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots to install the rebellious Artie as the new king. Princess Fiona, however, rallies a band of royal girlfriends to fend off a coup d'etat by the jilted Prince Charming. (93 mins.)
“ Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron. ” - sam032419
Shrek Forever After
Rumpelstiltskin tricks a mid-life crisis burdened Shrek into allowing himself to be erased from existence and cast in a dark alternate timeline where Rumpel rules supreme. (93 mins.)
“ Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare. ” - sam032419
A Life Less Ordinary
Ewan McGregor stars as a cleaning man in L.A. who takes his boss' daughter hostage after being fired and replaced by a robot... (103 mins.)
“ Celine: You have the demeanor of a man whose partner has left him for an aerobics instructor ” - sam032419
Knight and Day
A young woman gets mixed up with a disgraced spy who is trying to clear his name. (109 mins.)
“ Milner: I've been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a Junior Mint, I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking. I'm not saying that's what I did. ” - sam032419
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
The dim-witted teen duo of Beavis and Butt-Head travel across America in search of their stolen television set. (81 mins.)
“ Beavis: I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole. ” - sam032419
God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood. (96 mins.)
“ Rita: Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee? ” - sam032419
A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (101 mins.)
“ Grace: I've got a very rare blood type. I'm AB positive.
Bruce: Well I'm IB positive. I be positive they ain't touching me with no needle. ” - sam032419
In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same. (153 mins.)
“ Col. Hans Landa: Au revoir, Shosanna! ” - sam032419
A Goofy Movie
When Max makes an preposterous promise to a girl he has a crush on, his chances to fulfilling it seem hopeless when he is dragged onto a cross-country trip with his embarrassing father, Goofy. (78 mins.)
“ Bobby: Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa! ” - sam032419
The Iron Giant
A young boy befriends a giant robot from outer space that a paranoid government agent wants to destroy. (86 mins.)
“ [as the Giant flies toward the missle]
Hogarth Hughes: [in the Giant's mind] You are who you choose to be.
The Iron Giant: Superman. ” - sam032419
Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes wants to appoint a successor. Does his son-in-law, the male nurse Greg Focker, have what it takes? (98 mins.)
“ Pam Focker: [after meeting Andi] Wow, you told me she sold boner medicine, Greg. You didn't tell me she *is* boner medicine. ” - sam032419
Jean Valjean, a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, must flee a police officer named Javert. The pursuit consumes both men's lives... (134 mins.)
“ Jean Valjean: When you're better, I'll find work for you.
Fantine: But you don't understand, I'm a whore... and Cosette has no father.
Jean Valjean: She has the Lord. He is her father. And you're his creation. In his eyes, you have never been anyting but an innocent and... beautiful woman. ” - sam032419
“ Jessica: Who's going to monitor a Duran Duran fan forum chatroom when there's real crime out on the streets?
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Wait a second. Did you just say Duran Duran?
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Why not, uh, Zepplin?
Jessica: Everyone knows Zepplin is a forum for CIA Counter Terrorism.
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Oh you've got to be effin' kidding me. Zepplin are spooks and Duran Duran are 80s pretty boy badass crime syndicate? That is just not right. ” - sam032419
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
The scientist father of a teenage girl and boy accidentally shrinks his and two other neighborhood teens to the size of insects. Now the teens must fight diminutive dangers as the father searches for them. (93 mins.)
“ Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Hey, if we had some rope, we could make a log bridge! If we... If we had some logs. ” - sam032419
Aliens with conical crania crash land on Earth. (88 mins.)
“ Highmaster: Therefore, you will... NARFLE THE GARTHOK! ” - sam032419
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
In this live-action prequel to the 1994 comedy hit, the Flintstones and the Rubbles go on a trip to Rock Vegas, where Wilma is pursued by playboy Chip Rockefeller. (90 mins.)
“ Gazoo: [after seeing the "Univershell" logo] Did anyone else see those big letters circling the planet? ” - sam032419
Unimpassioned look at the lives of struggling L.A. scene rock stars follows main character, Gwen, on her quest for the top... (92 mins.)
“ John Taylor is amazing :) -- Greatest bass player ever :) (and the movie was good, too) ” - sam032419
Horton Hears a Who!
Horton the Elephant struggles to protect a microscopic community from his neighbors who refuse to believe it exists. (86 mins.)
“ The Mayor of Who-ville: I have 96 daughters and 1 son.
Horton: [laughing] Whoa! Busy guy. ” - sam032419
Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C. (90 mins.)
“ MacGruber: You're loco, man! Subtitles: "You're crazy, man!" ” - sam032419
A couple struggles to visit all four of their divorced parents on Christmas. (88 mins.)
“ Kate: Cassie! That marker in your mouth, I peed on it! ” - sam032419
The Italian Job
After being betrayed and left for dead in Italy, Charlie Croker and his team plan an elaborate gold heist against their former ally. (111 mins.)
“ Steve: The gang's all here.
Stella Bridger: You know, the only thing worse than a thief is a coward.
Steve: Then you shoulda seen the way your Daddy begged for his life. ” - sam032419
After inadvertently wreaking havoc on the elf community due to his ungainly size, a man raised as an elf at the North Pole is sent to the U.S. in search of his true identity. (97 mins.)
“ Buddy: [phone rings, Buddy picks it up] Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color? ” - sam032419
Bachelor and all round slob, Buck, babysits his brother's rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister. (100 mins.)
“ [Miles is gawking at his birthday breakfast]
Buck Russell: You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door. ” - sam032419
After a bitter divorce, an actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper to spend time with his children held in custody by his former wife. (125 mins.)
“ Mrs. Doubtfire: [as Daniel] My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes. ” - sam032419
The bumbling Mr. Bean travels to America when he is given the responsibility of bringing a highly valuable painting to a Los Angeles museum. (89 mins.)
“ Mr. Bean: [at the virtual rollercoaster ride talking to David] Brace yourself! ” - sam032419
Mr. Bean's Holiday
Mr. Bean wins a trip to Cannes where he unwittingly separates a young boy from his father and must help the two come back together. On the way he discovers France, bicycling, and true love, among other things. (90 mins.)
“ Vicar: The winner of this fabulous first prize is... number... 919
Mr. Bean: [looks at his card but sees it upside down and thinks it is 616] Oh Pssh!
[He throws the card in the air]
Vicar: 919? Anybody? We'll have to draw another one.
Mr. Bean: [sees his card again but right side up] Wait wait! ” - sam032419
Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular
(2003 TV Movie)
The Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktakular is based on the comics and children's books of popular artist and writer Jill Thompson... (47 mins.)
“ One of my favorite halloween movies ” - sam032419
Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy
(2005 TV Movie)
Hannah must stop Jimmy from erasing Halloween from the calendar for good. Scary Godmother prepares for Halloween, but with disastrous results. (44 mins.)
“ Another favorite of mine, funnier than the first. ” - sam032419
(1998 TV Movie)
After learning she is a witch, a girl (Kimberly J. Brown) helps save a town full of other supernatural creatures. (84 mins.)
“ Aggie Cromwell: Being normal is vastly overrated. ” - sam032419
Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge
(2001 TV Movie)
The Cromwell clan split their time between the real world and "Halloweentown", but the son of an old rival threatens to make the latter "real" and the real world a place of monsters. (81 mins.)
“ Dylan Cromwell: You don't know my password.
Marnie Piper: Wanna bet? Iron buns?
Dylan Cromwell: OK. Fine.
Aggie Cromwell: [laughing] Iron buns! ” - sam032419
(2004 TV Movie)
Marnie and her friends from Halloweentown are back in this made-for-cable feature. Marnie is a teenage... (82 mins.)
“ Marnie Piper: Cody, I'm a witch.
Cody: [like he doesn't believe her] Marnie...
[looks down, realizes they're flying]
Cody: AHHH! ” - sam032419
Return to Halloweentown
(2006 TV Movie)
Marnie and Dylan are going to follow their dreams to go to college, at Halloweentown University, which is also known as Witch University. (88 mins.)
“ Gwen Cromwell Piper: With power comes responsibility.
Marnie Piper: You stole that from Spider-Man ” - sam032419
The Other Guys
Two mismatched New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step up like the city's top cops whom they idolize -- only things don't quite go as planned. (107 mins.)
“ Allen Gamble: At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded ” - sam032419
Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry. (98 mins.)
“ Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the sh!t out of you! ” - sam032419
The children of secret-agent parents must save them from danger. (88 mins.)
“ Carmen Cortez: Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough! ” - sam032419
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams
The Cortez siblings set out for a mysterious island, where they encounter a genetic scientist and a set of rival spy kids. (100 mins.)
“ Carmen: Okay, Mom, if you want information, just go straight to the source.
Carmen: [she taps some keys and "Welcome to the Pentagon" appears]
Ingrid: How did you do that? You can't - You cannot do that. There is no hacking in this household!
Carmen: [Carmen taps another key and disconnects]
Ingrid: Show me that again. ” - sam032419