Nicolas Cage was born in Long Beach, California, the son of comparative literature professor August Coppola
(a brother of director Francis Ford Coppola
) and dancer/choreographer Joy Vogelsang. He is of Italian (father) and German, English, and Polish (mother) descent. Cage changed his name early in his career to make his own reputation...
“ I hate Nick Cage with a passion. I honestly think watching one of his movies is more then a waste of time. One thing that would make me go insane and start killing people would be watching one more of the worse possible movies ever. I would rather watch The Upside Down Show then a Nick Cage movie. If you dont know what The Upside Down Show its so bad i wouldnt make my t.v. have it on for fear of it killing itself and yet a nick cage movie is worse. Nick if you ever read this, which i hope you do, you suck so badly that i wouldn't want you to suck a fart from my ass for fear that you would kill me. ” - Jeff Schenck
With an almost unpronounceable surname and a thick Austrian accent, who would have ever believed that a brash, quick talking bodybuilder from a small European village would become one of Hollywood's biggest stars, marry into the prestigious Kennedy family, amass a fortune via shrewd investments and one day be the Governor of California!...
“ I love Arnold, but lets admit he is a horrible actor. ” - Jeff Schenck
His low-keyed intensity, deep-voiced somberness, pale skin, puffy-eyed baby face and crop of carrot-red hair are all obvious and intriguing trademarks of TV star David Caruso. A hugely popular item in the 1990s as a result of a smash crime series, he got way too caught up in all the hoopla surrounding him...
“ Lets See, (pause, put on my shades), you are a bad actor. ” - Jeff Schenck
Sylvester Stallone is an American actor, screenwriter, producer, and director. He is well known for his Hollywood action roles, particularly boxer Rocky Balboa, the title character of the Rocky series' seven films from 1976 to 2015; soldier John Rambo from the four Rambo films, which ran from 1982 to 2008; and Barney Ross in the three The Expendables films from 2010 to 2014...
“ Why do people watch his movies??? Just an fyi THEY SUCK!!! ” - Jeff Schenck
“ The only thing that makes Chuck Norris cry is a Chuck Norris movie because its so bad. Even Chuck Norris isnt that tough. ” - Jeff Schenck
American actor and producer Matthew David McConaughey was born in Uvalde, Texas. His mother, Mary Kathleen (McCabe), is a substitute school teacher originally from New Jersey. His father, James Donald McConaughey, was a Mississippi-born gas station owner who ran an oil pipe supply business. He is of Scottish...
“ I dont even think chicks like you in all of your chick flix. ” - Jeff Schenck
Pamela Denise Anderson was born to young newlyweds Barry and Carol Anderson in Ladysmith (Vancouver Island), BC, Canada - They are still together after 48yrs. Madly in love. One younger brother Gerry, born 1971. (Niece Kylie Rose) A modest beginning. An acrobat and gymnast ages 7-12. An athlete throughout school...
“ *beep* you!!! ” - Jeff Schenck
Renée Kathleen Zellweger was born on April 25, 1969, in Katy, Texas, USA. Her mother, Kjellfrid Irene (Andreassen), is a Norwegian-born former nurse and midwife, of Norwegian, Kven (Finnish), and Swedish descent. Her father, Emil Erich Zellweger, is a Swiss-born engineer. The two married in 1963. Renée has a brother named Drew Zellweger...
“ Honestly, who is a fan of her horrible acting? ” - Jeff Schenck
Keanu Reeves, whose first name means "cool breeze over the mountains" in Hawaiian, was born in Beirut, Lebanon on September 2, 1964. He is the son of English-born Patricia Taylor
, a showgirl, and American-born Samuel Nowlin Reeves, a geologist. Keanu's father was born in Hawaii, of British, Portuguese...
“ Honestly, Really? Dude you need a new career. you are not even close to being a good actor. ” - Jeff Schenck
“ WHo the *beep* are you and why are you famous?????? ” - Jeff Schenck
Dennis Quaid was born in Houston, Texas, to Juanita Bonniedale (Jordan), a real estate agent, and William Rudy Quaid, an electrician. He grew up in the Houston suburban city of Bellaire. He was raised a Baptist, and studied drama, Mandarin Chinese, and dance while a student at Bellaire High School. He continued study at the University of Houston...
“ Need I say more? ” - Jeff Schenck
Jessica Ann Simpson was born July 10, 1980 in Abilene, Texas, to Tina Ann (Drew) and Joe Truett Simpson, a psychologist and Baptist youth minister. She grew up in Richardson, Texas, living a normal childhood. In church, she was able to shine, using her gifted voice to attract an independent record producer...
“ Jessica is a superfox but her acting is superbad. She will not be the "Employee Of The Month", lol teeheehee ” - Jeff Schenck
American actor and filmmaker Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt was born on August 15, 1972 in Berkeley, California, and was raised in Cambridge, Massachusetts. His mother, Chris Anne (née Boldt), is a school teacher, and his father, Timothy Byers Affleck, is a social worker; the two are divorced. Ben has a younger brother...
“ I did like Dogma, because of Jay and Silent bob. Why couldnt you have been as good as Matt Damon? ” - Jeff Schenck
Lindsay Dee Lohan was born in New York City on 2 July 1986. Her mother, Dina Lohan
(née Donata Melina Nicolette Sullivan), is a former Wall Street analyst, and her father, Michael Lohan
, is a businessman and former Wall Street trader. She has Irish, Italian, and German ancestry. Lohan began her career at age three as a model at the Eileen Ford Agency...
“ Why cant you stop stealing? ” - Jeff Schenck
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Freddie Prinze, Jr. was born on March 8, 1976, in Los Angeles, California, to Kathy Prinze
(née Kathy Elaine Barber) and comedian/actor Freddie Prinze
. His father was of German and Puerto Rican descent, and his mother is of British Isles and German ancestry. Freddie lived in Albuquerque, New Mexico...
“ Has anyone seen a good movie with you in it??? NO!!! ” - Jeff Schenck
Miley Cyrus was born in Franklin, Tennessee, the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus
and his wife, Letitia Jean "Tish" (Finley). She has 5 siblings - two half-brothers, a half-sister and a younger brother and sister. Her birth name is Destiny Hope, given to her by her parents who hoped she would achieve greatness...
“ God i hate you!!!! You are so damn annoying. ” - Jeff Schenck
Raven-Symoné Pearman was born in Atlanta, Georgia, to Lydia (Gaulden) and Christopher Pearman. At a young age, she moved to New York. While there Raven signed with the Ford Modeling Agency. They sent her out on a audition for a movie called Ghost Dad
, which also starred the legendary Bill Cosby
“ Disney was a bad idea! ” - Jeff Schenck
Vin Diesel was born Mark Sinclair in Alameda County, California, along with his fraternal twin brother, Paul Vincent
. He was raised by his astrologer/psychologist mother, Delora Sherleen (Sinclair), and adoptive father, Irving H. Vincent, an acting instructor and theater manager, in an artist's housing project in New York City's Greenwich Village...
“ I am a huge Vin Diesel and Paul Walker fan. I love the fast and furious movies. but, with no offense to you Vin cuz i love you, but you're not the best actor. Same for you Paul. I will be the first to buy Fast Five on bluray though. I am a fan for life. ” - Jeff Schenck
Paul William Walker IV was born in Glendale, California. He grew up together with his brothers, Caleb and Cody, and sisters, Ashlie and Amie. Their parents, Paul William Walker III, a sewer contractor, and Cheryl (Crabtree) Walker, a model, separated around September 2004. His grandfather, William Walker...
Chevy Chase was born Cornelius Crane Chase in Lower Manhattan, New York, to Cathalene Parker (Browning), a concert pianist and librettist, and Edward Tinsley "Ned" Chase, an editor and writer. His parents both came from prominent families, and his grandfathers were artist and illustrator Edward Leigh Chase and admiral Miles Browning...
“ Dude, Community ruined your career. I love the show and I love your older movies but now you're just annoying!!! ” - Jeff Schenck
Kevin Norwood Bacon was born on July 8, 1958 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Ruth Hilda (Holmes), an elementary school teacher, and Edmund Norwood Bacon, a prominent architect who was on the cover of Time Magazine in November 1964. Kevin's early training as an actor came from The Manning Street. His debut as the strict Chip Diller in Animal House
almost seems like an inside joke...
“ Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, I would have thought after people watched Tremors people would have never wanted to see you in a movie again, personally Xmen First Class was the only movie I liked with you in it, mainly cuz it was awesome aside from you being in it. Im gald it was you and not nick cage, i would have walked out of my first movie. ” - Jeff Schenck
John Felix Anthony Cena, better known as WWE superstar John Cena, was born on April 23, 1977 in West Newbury, Massachusetts, to Carol (Lupien) and John Cena. He is of Italian (father) and French-Canadian and English (mother) descent, and is the grandson of baseball player Tony Lupien. When he was in college...
“ GO BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD... YOU SUCK... ” - Jeff Schenck