Christopher Crosby Farley was born on February 15, 1964, in Madison, Wisconsin, to Mary Anne (Crosby) and Thomas Farley, who owned an oil company. Among his siblings are actors Kevin P. Farley
and John Farley
. He was of Irish heritage. Farley studied theatre and communications on Marquette University...
“ Fat and stupid... Copy and paste into every film he ruins. Its not that he was funny... but everyone loves to laugh at a fat stupid guy. I can almost see the grease on his chin from the fried chicken he stuffed his trap with. ” - DasGiggity07
John Joseph Travolta was born in Englewood, New Jersey, one of six children of Helen Travolta
(née Helen Cecilia Burke) and Salvatore/Samuel J. Travolta. His father was of Italian descent and his mother was of Irish ancestry. His father owned a tire repair shop called Travolta Tires in Hillsdale, NJ...
“ Same guy in every movie ever... save for Face-Off...maybe. ZERO emotional depth. ” - DasGiggity07
Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome (often with ponytail) action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast-paced Warner Bros. film Above the Law
. Steven Frederic Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan, to Patricia Anne (Fisher), a medical technician...
“ This is Mr. Segal happy... sad... angry...depressed...joyful... in the middle of the best BJ he's ever received. Very Deep... ” - DasGiggity07
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Van Damme was born Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg in Berchem-Sainte-Agathe, Brussels, Belgium, to Eliana and Eugène Van Varenberg, an accountant. "The Muscles from Brussels" started martial arts at the age of eleven. His father introduced him to martial arts when he saw his son was physically weak...
“ Same guy...same annoying accent. There are two consistent aspects to every movie by Jean-Claude... a splits scene, where he shows how a grown man can do the full splits; and a slow panning scene where Van Damme flexes his oiled, sweaty muscles... ” - DasGiggity07
James Harvey Kennedy was born in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, on May 25, 1970. He became interested in acting at the age of 15, and appeared in a movie for the first time at age 19, as an extra in Dead Poets Society
. His first role in a movie was as Brad in the film Road to Flin Flon
, which was filmed in the early 1990s but was not released until spring 2000...
“ Malibu's most wanted... enough said. ” - DasGiggity07
“ Green's freshness wore off after the very first "Action" he heard. His performances have since gone from green to a moldy rotten brown mass of garbage. It's not the Chaad... its the useless Actor playing Chaad. ” - DasGiggity07
Megan Denise Fox was born in Rockwood, Tennessee, to Gloria Darlene (Cisson) and Franklin Thomas Fox, a parole officer. Megan began her training in drama and dance at age 5 and, at age 10, moved to St. Petersburg, Florida where she continued her training and finished school. Megan began acting and modeling...
“ Pretty? Yes. Love to see her neked. But Babe... take an acting class. Case and point... Jennifer's body. ” - DasGiggity07
Lindsay Dee Lohan was born in New York City on 2 July 1986. Her mother, Dina Lohan
(née Donata Melina Nicolette Sullivan), is a former Wall Street analyst, and her father, Michael Lohan
, is a businessman and former Wall Street trader. She has Irish, Italian, and German ancestry. Lohan began her career at age three as a model at the Eileen Ford Agency...
“ There are more rumors about what movie you'll ruin than rumors in your horrific song. ” - DasGiggity07
Brendan James Fraser was born in Indianapolis, Indiana, to Canadian parents Carol Mary (Genereux), a sales counselor, and Peter Fraser, a journalist and travel executive. He is of Irish, Scottish, German, Czech, and French-Canadian ancestry. As his parents frequently moved, Brendan can claim affinity with Ottawa...
“ Just not convincing. Keep trying. your best film had to be Encino Man... wait... all you had to say was, "nuggs... Betty Nuggs" BRAVO!!! ” - DasGiggity07
Paul Walker was an American actor. Walker began his career guest-starring in several television shows such as The Young and the Restless and Touched by an Angel. Walker gained prominence with breakout roles in coming of age and teen films such as She's All That and Varsity Blues. In 2001, Walker gained...
“ Maybe the next Segal. Yeah, dude, I know, it's gettin' real deep real quick..." unlike your acting ability. ” - DasGiggity07
Hayden Christensen was born April 19, 1981 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. His parents, Alie and David Christensen, are in the communications business. He is of Danish (father) and Swedish and Italian (mother) descent. Hayden grew up in Markham, Ontario, with siblings Kaylen, Hejsa, and Tove...
“ Daddy left and mommy hates me... but somehow, I have the right to act like a spoiled brat in every movie Im in. ” - DasGiggity07
Jennifer Lynn Lopez was born in the Castle Hill section of the South Bronx on July 24, 1969. She is the middle of three musically-inclined sisters, Leslie Lopez
, a homemaker, and Lynda Lopez
(aka Lynda Lopez), a DJ on New York's WKTU, a VH1 VJ, and a morning news show correspondent on New York's Channel 11...
“ Your movies stink... and your music stinks... must be from the insured booty. ” - DasGiggity07
Joaquin Phoenix is an American actor, producer, music video director, musician and activist. He started his career by appearing in episodes of television shows with his brother River Phoenix and sister Summer Phoenix. His first major film release was in the comedy-drama film Parenthood (1989). During his period as a child actor he was credited as Leaf Phoenix...
“ He's got the emotional depth of Travolta... with the whining "you need a bitch-slap" attitude. ” - DasGiggity07
Hayden Leslie Panettiere was born on 21st August 1989 in Palisades, New York, to actress Lesley Vogel
and fire department captain Skip Panettiere
. Her younger brother is actor Jansen Panettiere
. She has Italian, and some English and German, ancestry. Her mother got her started in the business by doing commercials when she was just 11 months old...
“ The dolphins were there... and then... they were dead! Click...next channel. ” - DasGiggity07
Canadian actor Michael Cera was born in Brampton, Ontario, to parents who worked for Xerox. His mother, Linda, who is from Quebec, has English, Irish, Scottish, and Dutch ancestry, and his father, Luigi Cera, is Sicilian. Michael is the middle child between two sisters. He was educated at Conestoga Public School...
“ A wet noodle in every film. Grow some balls, kid... then hope they drop. He reminds me of the guy from the Sixth Sense who shot the Doc... only minus the strong emotions. ” - DasGiggity07
Christopher Ashton Kutcher was born on February 7, 1978 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, to Diane (Finnegan), who was employed at Procter & Gamble, and Larry Kutcher, a factory worker. He has a fraternal twin brother, Michael, and a sister, Tausha. He is of Czech (father) and Irish, German, and Czech (mother) descent...
“ Oh Yyyeah! Im a douche in every film... and its the same, reused douche each time... not even a rinse off, just rebag and squirt it into the next film. ” - DasGiggity07
George Timothy Clooney was born on May 6, 1961, in Lexington, Kentucky, to Nina Bruce (née Warren), a former beauty pageant queen, and Nick Clooney
, a former anchorman and game show host (who was also the brother of singer Rosemary Clooney
). He has Irish, English, and German ancestry. Clooney spent most of this youth in Ohio and Kentucky...
“ You lost all my respect after Batman. You have no kaffe! Yes, it's my rules, my rules that keep us alive, and if you want to stay on this team, you will abide by those rules.
You have some good points in the Ocean films... but I thinkn those were written for you! ” - DasGiggity07
“ Um.. like... thats hot... and my acting's not! Your best film was the one the cleaners stole from the room- maybe that should be a measure of your overall acting ability. ” - DasGiggity07
Though most famous for her role as Isabella "Bella" Swan in The Twilight
Saga, Kristen Stewart has been a working actor since her early years in Los Angeles, California, where she was born. Her parents, John Stewart
and Jules Stewart
, both work in film and television. Her mother is Australian...
“ I want to feel some emotion, and Im trying SO hard... but the antidepressants seem to be blocking me. Im just... team edward. ” - DasGiggity07
Vincent Anthony Vaughn was born on March 28, 1970, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA, and was raised in Lake Forest, Illinois. His parents are Vernon Vaughn
, a salesman, and Sharon Vaughn
(née Sharon Eileen DePalmo), a real-estate agent and stockbroker. They divorced in 1991. He has two older sisters...
“ After the Cell, you just became the nervous type of obnoxious, sleazy grime you may find lurking around a used car lot. ” - DasGiggity07
John William Ferrell was born in Irvine, California, to Betty Kay (Overman), a teacher, and Roy Lee Ferrell
, Jr., a musician. His parents were both originally from Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina. A graduate of the University of Southern California, Ferrell became interested in performing while a student at University High School in Irvine...
“ Much like Ashton, the SAME THING IN EVERY FILM! IM STUPID, THUS IM FUNNY!!
IM A JACKAAAAASS!!! ” - DasGiggity07
Heather Joan Graham was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, to Joan (Bransfield), a schoolteacher and children's book author, and James Graham, an FBI agent. She and her sister, actress Aimee Graham
, were raised by their strictly Catholic parents. They relocated often, as a result of their father's occupation...
“ Darling, your best role was Boogie knights when your mouth was filled with... well...lets say it was too filled to utter any words. ” - DasGiggity07
Katherine Marie Heigl was born on November 24, 1978 in Washington, D.C., to Nancy Heigl
(née Engelhardt), a personnel manager, and Paul Heigl, an accountant and executive. Her father is of German/Swiss-German and Irish descent, and her mother is of German ancestry. A short time after her birth, the family moved to New Canaan...
“ You were bad in Under Seige 2... and you havent improved. But I can say that bashing every film you're in doesnt help either.
Lay off being the prude, uptight, shrew and actually DO something! ” - DasGiggity07
Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom was born in Canterbury, Kent, England on January 13, 1977. His mother, Sonia Constance Josephine (Copeland), was born in Kolkata, India, to an English family then-resident there. The man he briefly knew as his father, Harry Bloom, was a legendary political activist who fought for civil rights in South Africa...
“ Dude! Im am only good in old school films where I dont have to use big words. And my lines need to be kept short and sweet. ” - DasGiggity07
Kirsten Caroline Dunst is an American actress, who also holds German citizenship. She was born on April 30, 1982 in Point Pleasant, New Jersey, to parents Inez (née Rupprecht), who owned an art gallery, and Klaus Dunst, a medical services executive. She has a younger brother named Christian Dunst
, born in 1987...
“ Your ability and overall IQ seems to have plummeted to the seventh level of Hell after playing Claudia in Interview. Dunno... maybe the death of your character was the death of your ability... ” - DasGiggity07