Steven Seagal Classics to Clunkers

Sensei Seagal's best to worst.
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1.
Under Siege (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An ex-Navy Seal turned cook is the only person who can stop a group of terrorists when they seize control of a U.S. battleship. (103 mins.)
Director: Andrew Davis
“ Classic Seagal. Better than Die Hard 2 and 3. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
2.
Out for Justice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The gruesome murder of a Brooklyn Detective will turn the case into a personal vendetta when the deceased's best friend and fellow officer will unleash an all-out attack against a psychotic Mafia enforcer's brutal gang. (91 mins.)
Director: John Flynn
“ "Does anyone know who killed Bobby Lupo?" Just give him an unmarked and a shotgun!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
3.
Above the Law (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A former Special Operations Vietnam vet works as a Chicago cop, and uncovers C.I.A. wrongdoing. (99 mins.)
Director: Andrew Davis
“ Seagal's debut! Great Aikido action throughout the film!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
4.
Hard to Kill (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Left for dead with his wife killed in their house, L.A. Detective Mason Storm will have to make a quick recovery, expose those behind the murder and take revenge. (96 mins.)
Director: Bruce Malmuth
“ Classic Seagal revenge film and you can "take that to the bank!" ” - BklynBryanCM
 
5.
Marked for Death (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A retired DEA agent is out to hunt down and take out a Jamaican drug posse that has targeted he and his family for murder. (93 mins.)
“ "I WAAAAANT HATCHER DEAD!!!" - Screwface ” - BklynBryanCM
 
6.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Casey Ryback hops on a Colorado to LA train to start a vacation with his niece. Early into the trip, terrorists board the train and use it as a mobile HQ to hijack a top secret destructive US satellite. (100 mins.)
Director: Geoff Murphy
“ Sequel to Under Siege. Not as good as the original, but still decent. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
7.
The Glimmer Man (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Two cops, played by Seagal and Wayans, are forced to work together to solve a chain of mysterious killings by a killer nicknamed "The Family Man". (91 mins.)
Director: John Gray
 
8.
Exit Wounds (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Orin Boyd, a tough cop in an inner-city precinct discovers a web of dirty cops and corruption. (101 mins.)
“ The last great Seagal film (to get a theatrical release). ” - BklynBryanCM
 
9.
The Keeper (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Roland Sallinger is an LA cop who after nearly being killed by his greedy partner, and eventually being forced to retire for medical reasons... (94 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
“ Premiered on Cable TV (Spike). My personal favorite Seagal direct to video movie. "The Keeper" along with "A Dangerous Man" helped to revive Seagal's career. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
10.
Urban Justice (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Seagal plays a man with a dark and violent past, who seeks revenge for the murder of his son. (96 mins.)
“ Seagal kicks a lot of arse in this one! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
11.
Fire Down Below (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Environmental protection agent Jack Taggart is fighting big business types led by Orin Hanner who are... (105 mins.)
“ Seagal plays guitar & kicks ass!! He lets Orin Hanner Sr. live so that he can meet Bubba!!! lol ” - BklynBryanCM
 
12.
A Dangerous Man (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
After serving 6 years for a crime he didn't commit, Shane Daniels is released from jail with an apology from the State of Arizona... (94 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
“ Above average Seagal. Could have been in theaters if not for the constant voice dubbing. But the voice actor comes close & sounds very much like Seagal! The action is extreme and intense. Hard hitting action scenes in ADM! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
13.
Driven to Kill (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
An ex-Russian mobster who is now a crime novelist must confront his past when his family is targeted by violence. (98 mins.)
Director: Jeff F. King
“ Dasvidanya Suka Blyat Mikhail ” - BklynBryanCM
 
14.
On Deadly Ground (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Mystical martial artist/environmental agent takes on a ruthless oil corporation. (101 mins.)
Director: Steven Seagal
“ An overall average quality Seagal film, but too preachy. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
15.
Machete (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. (105 mins.)
“ Small role for Seagal. Best part of the movie is THE SWORD FIGHT at the end between Seagal & Trejo. Interesting to see Seagal play the villain for once! Second movie that Seagal died in. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
16.
Pistol Whipped (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Matt is an elite ex-cop whose life has gone down hill since he was kicked off the Force. After a rough encounter with a mysterious henchman... (100 mins.)
Director: Roel Reiné
“ Worth a watch for the shoot out scene at the end. Action sprinkled throughout the movie here & there. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
17.
Half Past Dead (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
This movie tells the story of a man who goes undercover in a hi-tech prison to find out information to help prosecute those who killed his wife. While there he stumbles onto a plot involving a death-row inmate and his $200 million stash of gold. (98 mins.)
“ PG-13 Seagal. Did poorly at the box office :-/ Seagal is Rated R though. Can't be PG-13. Ja Rule!!! Chestnut & Seagal reunion!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
18.
Into the Sun (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
When a government official is killed, an American operative with experience in the Yakuza culture is brought in to investigate. (97 mins.)
Director: mink
“ Seagal vs. The Yakuza. Awesome filmography that actually looks like a theatrical release (it was in Japan). Don't be fooled by the skewed cover artwork. Seagal uses a sword in this film (no guns). Features Steven Seagal singing songs during the end credits ("Don't You Cry" & "Girl It's Alright"). ” - BklynBryanCM
 
19.
Steven Seagal: Lawman (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A reality series that follows action star Steven Seagal's adventures as a fully-commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana. (30 mins.)
“ Great TV Series that resurrected Seagal's career. The hit show lead to the success of The Keeper & A Dangerous Man. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
20.
Absolution (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
When a contract killer (Steven Seagal) encounters a girl on the run from a mob boss (Vinnie Jones) with powerful political ties... (96 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
“ Steven Seagal teams up with Byronn Mann once again!! Absolution had a limited U.S. theatrical release. Mann did most of the hand-to-hand fight scenes. Seagal mostly did the gun play. Great buddy action movie! Cool to see Seagal and Mann again like in Belly of the Beast. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
21.
The Patriot (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A respected doctor must race against time to find a cure for a lethal virus, unleashed by a paramilitary militia leader. (90 mins.)
Director: Dean Semler
“ Not the typical Seagal DTV actioner. The Patriot is more drama than action, but it's still a decent effort . Steven Seagal's very first Direct-to-Video release!!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
22.
Executive Decision (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
When terrorists seize control of an airliner, an intelligence analyst accompanies a commando unit for a midair boarding operation. (133 mins.)
Director: Stuart Baird
“ Small role for Seagal. First movie that he died in. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
23.
Maximum Conviction (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
When former black ops operative Cross (Seagal) and his partner Manning (Austin) are assigned to decommission an old prison... (98 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
“ Steve Austin & Steve Seagal. Even Steven!!! Seagal & Austin made a great tag team!! Another solid Seagal & Waxman collabo. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
24.
A Good Man (2014 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
After an illustrious special ops career ends in disaster, Alexander (Seagal) goes off the grid and attempts... (100 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
“ Solid prequel in the Alexander Trilogy for Seagal. Victor Webster (The Scorpion King 3) did some good fight scenes. In typical recent DTV fashion - Seagal teamed up again. This time Seagal & Webster took on the bad guys. Tzi Ma (Rush Hour) played the main villain Mr. Chen. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
25.
Born to Raise Hell (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A hard core Interpol Agent is assigned to an Eastern European task force to target gun trafficking and dope running throughout the Balkans... (98 mins.)
Director: Lauro Chartrand
“ Seagal's follow up to his role in Machete. Journey back to Romania once again for more action & adventure with Steven Seagal!! This movie was NOT directed by K. Waxman unfortunately. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
26.
True Justice (2010 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Elijah Kane, an ex-special forces operative and martial arts expert, is part of an undercover police team that carry out an often brutal style of law enforcement on the streets, similar to what Casey Ryback does on a boat. (60 mins.)
“ Crime/ Drama TV Series that was on the REELZ Channel. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
27.
Belly of the Beast (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
An ex-CIA agent's quest to find his kidnapped daughter leads him on a trail of political intrigue, corruption, danger and betrayal; he will stop at nothing to save her. (91 mins.)
Director: Ching Siu Tung
“ Try to ignore the stunt double doing flying spin kicks and you'll enjoy BoB!! The very Sexy Monica Lo is in this movie!!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
28.
End of a Gun (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mall security guard -- and former federal agent -- crosses paths with a drug kingpin's enforcer after he saves a woman from danger. (87 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
“ Seagal's BEST movie of 2016. Steven Seagal has maximum screen time and he is the star! (Not a cameo like the rest of his 2016 movies). Features the lovely Jade Ewen. Directed by Keoni Waxman who helmed such Seagal hits as "The Keeper", "A Dangerous Man", "Maximum Conviction" & "Absolution". ” - BklynBryanCM
 
29.
Out of Reach (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Billy Ray Lansing, a former covert agent turned survivalist, discovers that the foster program he is using to help a young girl is actually a human trafficking network. Lancing heads overseas to find the girl and shut down the operation. (86 mins.)
Director: Po-Chih Leong
“ Matt Schulze (The Fast and the Furious, Blade II) played a diabolical/ creepy villain!! Featured a bad ass sword fight finale (Seagal did a Samurai Showdown move to end it). ” - BklynBryanCM
 
30.
Today You Die (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A former thief who is trying to go straight seeks vengeance on those who framed him. (90 mins.)
“ Enjoyed the car chase scene in the beginning regardless of obvious stock footage. Also, TYD has cool cameos from Chloe Moretz & Robert Miano. Treach from Naughty By Nature is Seagal's buddy. TYD will remind you of "Exit Wounds" & "Half Past Dead" where Seagal teamed up with a rapper to kick some ass!!! Mari Morrow & Sarah Buxton are two hot chicks!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
31.
Mercenary for Justice (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A mercenary gets involved in a mission that threatens the lives of his kin. In order to succeed, he must break into one of the most wellguarded prisons in Eastern Europe and free the son of the most notorious drug lord in the world today. (91 mins.)
 
32.
Ticker (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
After a San Francisco detective's partner is murdered by Northern Irish terrorists, the officer joins the bomb squad in order to bring them to justice. (92 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ YOU THE BOMB BABY! Seagal's second DTV movie!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
33.
Kill Switch (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A troubled detective travels to Memphis in order to track down a pair of serial killers. (96 mins.)
Director: Jeff F. King
“ Made its premier on Cable TV (Spike). KS is an okay Seagal movie. Stunt double at Mojo Blues was annoying. Some of the worst film editing. Action scenes are repeated/ looped and shown from alternate angles/ POV. Cool cameo by Isaac Hayes though. Seagal plays guitar in the band at Mojo Blues. Celine & Frankie Miller are hot babes! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
34.
Submerged (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Chris Kody, the world's best mercenary, is freed from prison -- but there's a catch. Kody must use his lethal weapons and fighting skills to stop a group of terrorists who have taken over a nuclear sub. (96 mins.)
Director: Anthony Hickox
“ Seagal is in his WORST SHAPE EVER in Submerged. But still Submerged is a decent Action B movie (worth a watch). ” - BklynBryanCM
 
35.
Out for a Kill (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
An unsuspecting university professor is an unwitting accomplice in a foiled Chinese cocaine deal. Wrongly imprisoned, he escapes to take his revenge and prove his innocence. (90 mins.)
“ Michelle Goh!!! She is so HOT! The crazy flying monkey guy makes you lose all sense of reality. Seagal takes out the Chinese Mafia one-by-one-by-damn-one! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
36.
Flight of Fury (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
John is sent in to recover a stolen Stealth Bomber. His trusty sidekick Rojar and ever faithful Jessica fight the rebel forces of Banansistan, led by the vivacious Ellianna. (98 mins.)
Director: Michael Keusch
“ Under Siege 3: Flight of Fury

FoF is US3 (US1 Sea, US2 Land, & FoF Air).

The two hot chicks in this flick are Awesome!!

Beware!! FoF made heavy use of stock footage!!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
37.
Against the Dark (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
When most of the population of Earth is infected with a virus and transformed into flesh eaters and blood drinking creatures... (94 mins.)
Director: Richard Crudo
“ Seagal has minimal screen time here. This sounds like a cool movie, but alas Seagal only kicks a little bit of ass. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
38.
Force of Execution (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
"Force of Execution" is the story about a crime lord torn between his legacy and his desire to get out of the life of crime that has built his empire... (99 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
 
39.
Code of Honor (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Colonel Robert Sikes is on a mission to rid his city of crime. As a stealthy, one-man assault team, he will take on street gangs... (106 mins.)
Director: Michael Winnick
“ Super Vigilante!!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
40.
The Asian Connection (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Two American expatriates, Jack and Sam, unwittingly steal a drug lord's money when they rob a series... (90 mins.)
Director: Daniel Zirilli
“ Seagal played the villain once again!! He did a decent job as the villain in Asian Connection. But Seagal had minimal screen time and needed more. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
41.
Shadow Man (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
An intelligence operative discovers that no one is what they seem in the shadowy world of espionage. (91 mins.)
Director: Michael Keusch
“ Seagal's stunt double is in the very beginning & later you even see the double's face!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
42.
Gutshot Straight (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A gambler is drawn into a life of money and power to make a quick buck, but he quickly realizes he is part of a setup that could cost him his life. (85 mins.)
Director: Justin Steele
“ Very brief appearance by Sensei Seagal. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
43.
The Onion Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. (80 mins.)
“ Extremely brief cameo as "Cockpuncher" which should be made into a full length film like Machete & Hobo With A Shotgun. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
44.
The Perfect Weapon (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
In the not so distant future, society is controlled by the powerful State and a dictator known as the Director... (88 mins.)
Director: Titus Paar
“ Seagal's umpteenth glorified cameo of 2016!!! No más ” - BklynBryanCM
 
45.
Contract to Kill (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Harmon is a CIA/DEA enforcer investigating Arab terrorists captured in Mexico. With his team--seductive... (90 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
“ What a difference a year makes! Absolution was decent. But
"Contract to Kill" was subpar to say the least. Needed more action and less talking!! Too much talk and too little action. Had high hopes for CTK after I enjoyed "End of a Gun". Very disappointed with the lack of action. Russell Wong co-starred in the movie, but still. CTK lacked Seagal Action!! Can't recommend Contract to Kill at all. I almost fell asleep! CTK made me feel drowsy/ sleepy. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
46.
Sniper: Special Ops (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A Special Ops Military Force, led by Sergeant Vic Mosby (Tim Abell) with an expert sniper Sergeant Jake... (84 mins.)
Director: Fred Olen Ray
“ Glorified cameo appearance by Steven Seagal. Don't be fooled by the cover artwork! Very dishonest and shady marketing (acting as if Seagal was the major star when he had very minimal screen time). Also, the "Van Dam" might confuse those who aren't familar with Rob Van Dam with Jean-Claude Van Dame (JCVD). ” - BklynBryanCM
 
47.
Cartels (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
An elite team of DEA agents are assigned to protect a dangerous drug lord and take refuge in a luxury hotel while they await extraction... (95 mins.)
Director: Keoni Waxman
“ Seagal makes brief appearances throughout the movie. All he did was one short "action" scene w/ guns. Then for the rest of the time Seagal sits down and interviews Luke Goss. Kill Sal ranks with the likes of Seagal's ALL TIME LOW movies. 2016 was a very tough/ rough year as a Seagal fan. 2016 was when Seagal gave a very poor effort. It is Quality, not quantity as far as action movies go. Van Damme & Lundgren still try!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
48.
Black Dawn (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Jonathan Cold returns, this time he goes undercover to stop a group of terrorists before they bomb Los Angeles. (96 mins.)
“ WORST STUNT DOUBLE IN FILM HISTORY!!! Words can't describe the low quality of "Black Dawn". Third worst Seagal movie ever!!! ” - BklynBryanCM
 
49.
Attack Force (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Marshall Lawson loses his strike-team in a cold-blooded and seemingly random attack. After this he takes... (95 mins.)
Director: Michael Keusch
“ Excessive voice dubbing & post production editing by the studio RUINED what could have been a COOL movie. Seagal was supposed to fight Aliens, but they changed it to humans who are on some kind of experimental military drug. This is THE WORST Seagal movie as far as the voice dubbing goes. 2nd worst Seagal. ” - BklynBryanCM
 
50.
The Foreigner (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A freelance agent must transport a package for a mysterious employer, leading him into a web of betrayal and deceit. (96 mins.)
“ The absolute Worst Seagal movie. Everytime I attempt to watch this, I shut it off. I can't make it to the end of The Foreigner because it is so BORING!!! The Foreigner = the cure for insomnia!! It will put you to sleep! Zzz This was Seagal's third DTV release. ” - BklynBryanCM