the very very worst films of all time list

FILMS GAURANTEED TO MAKE YOU MAKE YOU LAUGH OR WRETCH!(OR BOTH!)
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1.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
“ It is simply as horrible as a film could ever be.....and to think that Ed Wood thought he was making something special...well he wasn't totally wrong.Many have chosen this as the worst film of all time and I would have to agree.It is so bad that you will laugh. (you just can't help it) ” - robertleahy
 
2.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ EEEWWW...THAT SMELL...WHAT A COLOSSUL STINKER THIS FILM IS...ENOUGH PLOT HOLES THAT YOU COULD DRIVE A CONVOY OF 18 WHEELERS THROUGH...CHEESY CHEESY EFFECTS...BAD COSTUMES ..TRAVOLTA LOOKS LIKE A KLINGON REJECT FROM STAR TREK..AND FORGET ABOUT THE ACTING.....EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FILM IS JUST ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!!!!!!! ” - robertleahy
 
3.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Small town band hits it big, but they must battle a nefarious plot in the music industry. (113 mins.)
Director: Michael Schultz
“ POSSIBLY THE WORST IDEA FOR A FILM EVER CONCEIVED...THE BEE GEES AND PETER FRAMPTON AS THE FAB FOUR...BARELY A DECADE AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE BEATLES ICONIC ALBUM IT WAS A SORRY ASS SUBSTITUTE FOR THE REAL THING..FORGET ABOUT ACTING OR A STORY.THE MUSICAL # ARE COVERS OF VARIOUS BEATLES SONGS..THE ONLY ONE THAT I COULD STAND WAS AEROSMITH'S COVER OF COME TOGETHER. ” - robertleahy
 
4.
Glitter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom. (104 mins.)
“ I THINK ANOTHER MEMBER OF IMDB SAID IT BEST WHEN THEY REFERED TO THIS FILM AS A CINEMATIC ABORTION ” - robertleahy
 
5.
The Conqueror (1956)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Mongol chief Temujin battles against Tartar armies and for the love of the Tartar princess Bortai. Temujin becomes the emperor Genghis Khan. (111 mins.)
Director: Dick Powell
“ JOHN WAYNE AS GENGHIS KHAN?...NOW THERE'S A STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION MONSEWER....THERE WAS A TIME WHEN HOLLYWOOD COULD SELL THE IDEA OF A CAUCASIAN CAST PLAYING ORIENTALS..FORTUNATELY THAT IDEA IS UNTHINKABLE TODAY.BUT BAD CASTING ISN'T THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THIS FILM....THE DIRECTION IS SO POOR THAT EVERY LINE SOUNDS AS IF THE ACTORS ARE READING IT OFF THE PAGE.THIS IS A STINKER FOR THE AGES. (AN INTERESTING FOOTNOTE: I HAVE JUST READ THAT THIS FILM WAS FILMED IN THE NEVADA DESERT WHERE THE SOIL WAS CONTAMINATED FROM NUCLEAR TESTS AND THAT OVER 40% OF THE CAST AND CREW ULTIMATELY DIED FROM VARIOUS FORMS OF CANCER) ” - robertleahy
 
6.
The Outlaws Is Coming (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe work for an editor at a Boston wildlife conservation magazine. They make such... (88 mins.)
Director: Norman Maurer
“ ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF TALENTED PEOPLE (THE STOOGES) WHO OVERSTAYED THEIR WELCOME. BAD BUT NOT FUNNY BAD JUST REALLY REALLY LAME BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” - robertleahy
 
7.
The Lonely Lady (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A young aspiring screenwriter allows others to exploit her in the hopes of achieving success in Hollywood. She goes through affair after sordid affair in her attempt to write her own screenplay and have it produced. (92 mins.)
Director: Peter Sasdy
“ WAS THERE EVER A WORST ACTRESS THAN PIA ZADORA? ” - robertleahy
 
8.
Another Nine & a Half Weeks (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
When John travels to Paris to attend an art sale hosted by his old flame, he begins a torrid affair... (105 mins.)
Director: Anne Goursaud
“ HEH HEH THIS USED TO BE KNOWN AS ANOTHER TWO AND A HALF WEEKS.MICKEY ROURKE SEEMS TO BE IN SOME KIND OF STUPOR IN THIS ONE (HE PROBABLY WAS)..THERE'S NO STORY REALLY..JUST A FAIR AMOUNT OF SKIN .THIS STINKER IS EVEN WORSE THAN WILD ORCHID ” - robertleahy
 
9.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
“ BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM "CHRISTMAS TURKEY" IT'S BEEN A FEW YEARS SINCE I HAVE SEEN THIS FILM BUT IT IS WITHOUT A DOUBT ONE OF THE VERY VERY WORST OF ALL TIME. ” - robertleahy
 
10.
Bolero (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A 1920s English heiress seeks ecstasy with a sheik in Morocco and a bullfighter in Spain. (105 mins.)
Director: John Derek
“ OH YEAH THERE IS A WORST ACTRESS THAN PIA ZADORA ” - robertleahy
 
11.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
“ I WAS NEVER A BIG FAN OF TOM GREEN.HIS TYPE OF SCHOCK HUMOUR HAS A SHORT SHELF LIFE.WE DON'T HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT HIM NOW AS HIS ADO FANS GREW UP AND DISCOVERED OTHER INTERESTS.I 'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU I NEVER FINISHED THIS MOVIE ....NOT SO MUCH BECAUSE I FOUND THE MATERIAL SCHOCKING BUT BECAUSE I SIMPLY DID WISH TO INVEST MY TIME IN SUCH AN OBVIOUS PIECE OF JUVENILE CRAP. ” - robertleahy
 
12.
Shanghai Surprise (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Glendon Wasey is a fortune hunter looking for a fast track out of China. Gloria Tatlock is a missionary... (97 mins.)
Director: Jim Goddard
“ HMM.LET'S SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS FILM...IMPLAUSIBLE PLOT.....MADONNA'S ACTING...CINEMATOGRAPHY..SUPPORTING PLAYERS....I GUESS THAT DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH...OH WELL I GUESS SEAN PENN DOES O.K...I CHALLENGE YOU TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING. ” - robertleahy
 
13.
Wild Orchid (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A female lawyer becomes mesmerized by a self-made millionaire during an encounter in Rio setting off a series of erotic encounters. (105 mins.)
Director: Zalman King
“ THIS WAS THE BEGINNING OF MICKEY ROURKE'S INCREDIBLY BAD FILM STREAK.IF YOU WANT TO WATCH PORN THAN WATCH PORN THAT DOESN'T PRETEND TO BE ART. ” - robertleahy
 
14.
Ishtar (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Two terrible lounge singers get booked to play a gig in a Moroccan hotel but somehow become pawns in an international power play between the CIA, the Emir of Ishtar, and the rebels trying to overthrow his regime. (107 mins.)
Director: Elaine May
“ A COLOSSAL FAILURE ARTISTICALLY AND FINANCIALLY.THE PLOT IS THIN AS THE DIALOGUE .THIS IS JUST A SERIES OF SET PIECES THAT LEAD NOWHERE.WATCHING THIS FILM IS AS SATISFYING AS TRUDGING THRU THE DESERT WITH BEATTY AND HOFFMAN IN SEARCH OF WATER..IN THIS CASE WE ARE IN SEARCH OF INSIGHT OR AT THE VERY LEAST SOME LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT OF WHICH NEITHER IS FORTHCOMING.A REALLY BAD FILM.SMALL WONDER ELAINE MAY HASN'T DIRECTED SINCE. ” - robertleahy
 
15.
The Story of Mankind (1957)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
The devil and the spirit of mankind argue as to whether or not humanity is ultimately good or evil. (100 mins.)
Director: Irwin Allen
“ POSSIBLY THE WORST CASE OF COLLECTIVE MISCASTING IN HISTORY.AN EPICALLY BAAAAAAD MOVIE! ” - robertleahy
 
16.
City on Fire (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A pyromaniac, ex-employee of a city oil refinery creates an explosion at the facility which starts a chain-reaction of fires that engulf the entire city. (106 mins.)
Director: Alvin Rakoff
“ SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE BURNED THE MASTER OF THIS ONE. ” - robertleahy
 
17.
HealtH (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A parody and satire of the U.S. political scene of the time, HealtH is set at a health food convention at a Florida luxury hotel, where a powerful political organization is deciding on a new president. (105 mins.)
Director: Robert Altman
“ AS GREAT AS ROBERT ALTMAN WAS HE DID MAKE SOME TERRIBLE FILMS.THIS ONE WASN'T EVEN COMPREHENSIBLE..ARGUABLY HIS WORST. ” - robertleahy
 
18.
Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
While on an African expedition with her father, Jane Parker meets Tarzan, and the two become fascinated by each other. (107 mins.)
Director: John Derek
“ ANOTHER FILM WITH BO DEREK DISPLAYING HER ACTING RANGE(GUFFAW) ” - robertleahy
 
19.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
“ A MOVIE BASED ON A VIDEO GAME. O.K COULD WORK BUT IT DOESN'T OF COURSE CAUSE VIDEO GAMES REQUIRE DIRECT INVOLVEMENT WITH THE VIEWER RATHER THAN MERE OBSERVATION.I WANTED TO DELETE AND START THIS FILM OVER AGAIN BUT ALAS IT DIDN'T WORK THAT WAY. ” - robertleahy
 
20.
The Swarm (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A huge swarm of deadly African bees spreads terror over American cities by killing thousands of people. (116 mins.)
Director: Irwin Allen
“ '' OH MY GOD BEES...MILLIONS OF BEES!"... SAYS A CHARACTER IN THE FILM......I SAY OH MY GOD HOW COULD ANYONE TAKE THIS PIECE OF S*** SERIOUSLY?.....YOU WANT BAD YOU GOT IT SWARMING ALL OVER THE PLACE HERE...TYPICAL 70'S DISASTER FLICK WITH BIG NAMES AND LOTS OF HOKEY DIALOGUE.MICHAEL CAINE CALLED THIS THE WORST FILM HE WAS EVER IN. ” - robertleahy
 
21.
The Avengers (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Two British agents team up to stop Sir August de Wynter from destroying the world with a weather-changing machine. (89 mins.)
“ I REMEMBER THIS FILM AS A VERY CONFUSING MESS...I NEVER DID REALLY FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON. ” - robertleahy
 
22.
Night of the Lepus (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Giant mutant rabbits terrorize the southwest!! (88 mins.)
“ GIANT MUTANT RABBITTS ATTACKING THE SOUTHWEST!...LET'S MOVE MARGE! I LOVE MOVIES WHERE THEY USE THE SAME SHOT OVER AND OVER AGAIN... IN THIS ONE IT'S OBVIOUSLY NORMAL SIZED RABBITS THAT THEY 'VE PULLED IN CLOSE ON...(I THINK THEY USED THAT SAME SHOT AT LEAST 3 TIMES..POSSIBLY MORE)POOR JANET LEIGH.... AFTER SEEING THIS ONE SHE PROBABLY WISHED THAT SHE WAS KILLED FOR REAL IN THAT FAMOUS SHOWER SCENE. ” - robertleahy
 
23.
Dune (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A Duke's son leads desert warriors against the galactic emperor and his father's evil nemesis when they assassinate his father and free their desert world from the emperor's rule. (137 mins.)
Director: David Lynch
“ THE WOST AUDIENCE REACTION THAT I EVER WITNESSED FOR A MOVIE WAS FOR THE OPENING NIGHT OF THIS FILM IN 84'PEOPLE ACTUALLY BOOED(WITH GOOD REASON) AT THE 3/4 MARK 3/4 OF THE AUDIENCE HAD WALKED OUT OF THE SOLD OUT THEATRE.ASIDE FROM A COUPLE OF INTERESTING SPECIAL EFFECTS...THIS FILM IS AN INCOHERENT MESS!I WAS A BIG FAN OF THE BOOKS AND WAS VERY DISSAPOINTED. I AM SCHOCKED TO SEE THAT IT HAS A 7 RATING ON IMDB. ” - robertleahy
 
24.
The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A doctor experimenting with transplant techniques keeps his girlfriend's head alive when she is decapitated in a car crash, then goes hunting for a new body. (82 mins.)
Director: Joseph Green
“ STUFF THAT RIVALS THE WORK OF THE INFAMOUS ED WOOD. ” - robertleahy
 
25.
The Wasp Woman (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A cosmetics queen develops a youth formula from jelly taken from queen wasps, failing to anticipate the typical hoary side effects. (63 mins.)
Director: Roger Corman
“ MORE CLASSIC BAD CINEMA FROM THE FIFTIES...THIS ONE'S A REAL HOOT! THERE'S A SHOT WHERE WE CAN CLEARLY SEE THE EXPOSED HUMAN NECK OF AN ACTOR WEARING A COSTUME (SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS SCARY WASP CREATURE) ” - robertleahy
 
26.
Swept Away (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor. (89 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
“ ANOTHER ONE I DIDN'T FINISH........I THINK MADONNA IS BASICALLY PLAYING HERSELF HERE (CAN YOU THINK OF A 5 LETTERED WORD THAT BEGINS WITH B AND RHYMES WITH ITCH?)......THIS A VERY LIGHTWEIGHT ROMANCE......SO LIGHT THAT STYROFOAM WEIGHS A TON IN COMPARISION....THE DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE TWO CHARACTERS ON THE DESERTED ISLAND IS AS DULL AS IT GETS.AND WELL MADONNA'S ACTING..WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THAT DON'T WE? DESERVING OF THE GOLDEN RASPBERRY. ” - robertleahy
 
27.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist. (118 mins.)
Director: John Boorman
“ WHY DID JOHN BOORMAN MAKE THIS FILM?..OH I KNOW WHY...HE MUST HAVE BEEN POSESSED. ” - robertleahy
 
28.
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A Southern California girl befriends three furry aliens after their spaceship lands in her swimming pool. (100 mins.)
Director: Julien Temple
“ THIS IS BASICALLY A VERY DUMB MOVIE.A SPACE SHIP WITH FURRY ALIENS ABOARD LANDS IN A SURBURBAN SWIMMING POOL.. THEY GET THEIR FUR SHAVED OFF AND BECOME HUNKS FOR EARTH GIRLS..NEED I SAY MORE? ” - robertleahy
 
29.
Under the Cherry Moon (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Two brothers from Miami are in the Mediterranean, enjoying life by scamming money off of rich women... (98 mins.)
Director: Prince
“ THERE IS VERY LITTLE FOR PRINCE FANS IN THIS AS FAR AS MUSIC GOES SO THEY FIGURED PEOPLE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HIS COMEDIC AND ACTING ABILITIES.WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” - robertleahy
 
30.
Popeye (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The adventures of the sailor man and his friends in the seaside town of Sweethaven. (114 mins.)
Director: Robert Altman
“ ANOTHER ONE OF BOB ALTMAN'S MISFIRES.....I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COMIC BOOKISH.....BUT THAT MUSCLE SUIT THAT ROBIN WILLIAMS IS WEARING?????...AND THE STORY..THE WHOLE LACKLUSTERISHNESS OF THE WHOLE FILM..I REMEMBER JUST BEING VERY BORED WITH IT. ” - robertleahy
 
31.
She-Devil (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A cunning and resourceful housewife vows revenge on her husband when he begins an affair with a wealthy romance novelist. (99 mins.)
Director: Susan Seidelman
“ A MORONICALLY STUPID COMEDY.. BARR UNDERGOES A SURGICAL TRANSFORMATION (SHE BECOMES MERYL STREEP?????..UH -HUH)TO GET REVENGE ON HER HUSBAND.A DVD VERSION OF THE FILM MAKES A GREAT TABLE COASTER. ” - robertleahy
 
32.
Darkness (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A teenage girl moves into a remote countryside house with her family, only to discover that their gloomy new home has a horrifying past that threatens to destroy the family. (88 mins.)
“ WHAT WAS THIS FILM ABOUT AGAIN???? I WAS KINDA OF IN THE DARK. ” - robertleahy
 
33.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ I HAVE ONE GOOD THING TO SAY.....HALLE BERRY LOOKS DAMN GOOD IN THAT CAT COSTUME.HOOOWAH! ” - robertleahy
 
34.
The Flintstones (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In this live-action feature of the cartoon show, Fred Flintstone finally gets the job he's always wanted, but it may just come at a price. (91 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ AFTER THE SIMPSONS MY FAVOURITE ANIMATED SERIES OF ALL TIME.ALL THE GUYS THOUGHT BETTY WAS HOT ...BUT ROSIE O'DONNEL AS SHE?...NOT!!! JOHN GOODMAN WAS A GOOD CHOICE TO PLAY FRED THOUGH. ” - robertleahy
 
35.
The Sting II (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Lonnegan is planning to get back at Gondorff and Hooker for bilking him out of half a million. At the... (102 mins.)
“ ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY IT IS NOT ALWAYS WISE TO MAKE SEQUELS ESPECIALLY ONES NOT INVOLVING ANY OF THE ORIGINAL CAST MEMBERS.MY APOLOGIES TO THE LATE JACKIE GLEASON OF WHOM I ADMIRED VERY MUCH IN FOR HIS WORK IN THE "HUSTLER "BUT THIS FILM IS TOO BAD TO BE LEFT OFF THE LIST. ” - robertleahy
 
36.
Which Way to the Front? (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Brendan Byers III, one of the richest men in America, has been pronounced 4-F and can't serve his country in it's fight against Hitler... (96 mins.)
Director: Jerry Lewis
“ NO LIST OF BAD FILMS WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT JERRY LEWIS.I WAS IN MY EARLY TEENS WHEN I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS CRAP THEN......IT IS NOT FUNNY JUST SILLY... STUPID SILLY
LIKE A BAD MEL BROOKS MOVIE ” - robertleahy
 
37.
The Marsh (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A young beautiful but stressed out children's writer seeks out a holiday in the country but becomes the lead character in a supernatural mystery she must solve to save her life (92 mins.)
Director: Jordan Barker
“ I REMEMBER WHILE WATCHING THAT I WAS THINKING...I 'D RATHER DROWN IN A SWAMP THAN CONTINUE WATCHING THIS S***. ” - robertleahy
 
38.
Supergirl (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
After losing a powerful orb, Kara, Superman's cousin, comes to Earth to retrieve it and instead finds herself up against a wicked witch. (105 mins.)
Director: Jeannot Szwarc
“ A SUPERBAD FILM ..TYPICAL HOLYWOOD GOING TO THE WELL TOO OFTEN TRYING TO CASH IN ON THE SUCCESS OF THE REEVES FILMS. ” - robertleahy
 
39.
The Curse of the Cat People (1944)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
The young, friendless daughter of Oliver and Alice Reed befriends her father's dead first wife and an aging, reclusive actress. (70 mins.)
“ THIS SEQUEL TO CAT PEOPLE IS A SORRY PIECE OF WORK.THE ORIGINAL THO DATED IS STILL WATCHABLE WHILE THIS IS SIMPLY AN INSULT TO THE INTELLIGENCE OF ANYONE OVER SIX. ” - robertleahy
 
40.
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield. (91 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
“ YET ANOTHER TERRIBLE SEQUEL! THE ORIGINAL WAS MUCH BETTER.INSTEAD OF CALLING THIS THE QUICKENING IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DUBBED "THE DEADENING "CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR SENSES! ” - robertleahy
 
41.
Two of a Kind (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller... (88 mins.)
Director: John Herzfeld
“ I GUESS THEY WERE COUNTING ON THE CHEMISTRY FROM GREASE TO REAPPEAR IN THIS DOOMED FLIC.I SAY DOOMED BECAUSE THE PLOT IS AS HOKEY AS HELL . A GROUP OF ANGELS CONVINCE GOD (WHO'S APPARENTLY BEEN ON VACATION) TO GIVE MANKIND ONE MORE CHANCE BEFORE HE PULLS THE CURTAIN..SO THEY CHOOSE A LOSER INVENTOR(TRAVOLTA) AS HUMANITY'S HOPE FOR REFORM...OF COURSE HE SCREWS UP BY ROBBING A BANK...WHERE NEWTON JOHN WORKS....SHE PUTS DEPOSIT SLIPS INSTEAD OF CASH INTO THE BAG...HE FINDS OUT..TRACKS HER DOWN THEY FALL IN LOVE..AND THEN FROM THERE IT GOES BASICALLY NOWHERE. ” - robertleahy
 
42.
Xanadu (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The story of a girl who makes dreams come true. (96 mins.)
“ A MUDDLED MESS OF A MUSICAL WITH ALL KINDS OF GENRES THROWN IN TOGETHER WHICH DOESN'T SUGGEST VERSATLITY BUT RATHER AN OVERALL LACK OF COHESION...AND THE ACTING IS NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT EITHER. ” - robertleahy
 
43.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ Unbelievable plot and characters.Bad acting by Berkley.The last half hour is incomprehensible.I f you like nudity there's lots of that but there were no turn ons for me. ” - robertleahy
 
44.
Quintet (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
During a future ice age, dying humanity occupies its remaining time by playing a board game called "Quintet." For one small group, this obsession is not enough; they play the game with living pieces ... and only the winner survives. (118 mins.)
Director: Robert Altman
“ A FILM SHOT IN MY HOMETOWN OF MONTREAL...THE BEGINNING OF A HORRIBLE PERIOD(CREATIVELY SPEAKING) FOR ROBERT ALTMAN...YOU CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT A LOT OF THIS FILM IS MISSING...(PERHAPS ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR?)...MIGHT BE THE WORST FILM NEWMAN WAS EVER IN. ” - robertleahy
 
45.
Enter the Void (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A French drug dealer living in Tokyo is betrayed by his best friend and killed in a drug deal. His soul, observing the repercussions of his death, seeks resurrection. (161 mins.)
Director: Gaspar Noé
“ I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THIS ONE ON THE MOVIE CHANNEL...I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH NOE'S "IRRERVERSIBLE."THIS FILM HOWEVER IS JUST SELF-INDULGENT CRAP...THERE ARE SCENES THAT ARE TOO LONG AND REPETITIVE...AT THE 2 HOUR MARK I HAD TO GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT....WHEN I RETURNED A HALF HOUR LATER I WAS DISMAYED TO SEE THAT IT WAS STILL ON.I SUGGEST THAT ONE AVOID THE VOID. ” - robertleahy
 
46.
Caveman (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A cave-man seeks revenge on a much larger competitor for the hand of a beautiful cave-woman. (91 mins.)
Director: Carl Gottlieb
“ I THINK RINGO STARR AND BARBRA BACH WERE DRUNK WHILE THEY FILMING THIS..AT LEAST THAT'S THE EXCUSE I WOULD USE. ” - robertleahy
 
47.
Body of Evidence (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A lawyer defends a woman accused of killing her older lover by having sex with him. (99 mins.)
Director: Uli Edel
“ OMG ANOTHER MADONNA MISTEP.WELL AT LEAST THERE'S LOTS OF NUDITY..BUT EVEN THAT WON'T COMPENSATE FOR A LAME STORY, BAD ACTING AND HORRIBLE SCRIPT.MADONNA'S CHARACTER IS ACCUSED OF FORNICATING A MAN TO DEATH ...I WAS THINKING IT MIGHT HAVE REQUIRED LESS EFFORT TO JUST HAVE HIM WATCH THIS FILM. ” - robertleahy
 
48.
Reefer Madness (1936)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Cautionary tale features a fictionalized and highly exaggerated take on the use of marijuana. A trio of drug dealers lead innocent teenagers to become addicted to "reefer" cigarettes by holding wild parties with jazz music. (66 mins.)
Director: Louis Gasnier
“ FORMERLY KNOWN AS REEFER MADNESS.AN ANTI MARIJUANA PROPOGANDA FILM PUT OUT BY THE U.S GOVERNMENT.THIS IS SOME CLASSIC BAD S*** ABOUT S*** THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY BAD FOR YOU.SMOKE UP AND WATCH IT AND FLIRT WITH DEATH AS YOU ALMOST DIE FROM CONVULSIVE LAUGHTER. ” - robertleahy
 
49.
Rocky V (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Reluctantly retired from boxing, and back from riches to rags, Rocky takes on a new protege who betrays him, as the champ's son must adjust to his family's new life after bankruptcy. (104 mins.)
“ TALK ABOUT GOING TO THE WELL TOO OFTEN.IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THE ROCKY SERIES WAS ALREADY A SPENT FORCE.THIS FILM PROVES IT.ROCKY IS BROKE AGAIN...ADRIAN GOES BACK TO THE PET STORE.ROCKY'S TRAINER RETURNS AS A GHOST(HMMM)..THERE'S NO GREAT FIGHT SCENE...I GUESS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO FIGHT LEFT IN THIS OVERDONE FRANCHISE. ” - robertleahy
 
50.
The Man from London (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
One night Maloin, a switchman at a seaside railway station situated by a ferry harbor, witnesses a terrible event... (139 mins.)
“ Prententious work masquerading as art.The film just plods along without any real purpose.Everything is excruciatingly slow..the actors move slow...the camera pans slow...there is almost no dialogue...at the 45 minute mark I bailed out....the film is 139 minutes long. ” - robertleahy