[A Damp Basement Guide to Hot Lesbian Action in film]

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1.
Water Lilies (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Summer in a new suburb outside Paris. Nothing to do but look at the ceiling. Marie, Anne and Floriane are 15. Their paths cross in the corridors at the local swimming pool, where love and desire make a sudden, dramatic appearance. (85 mins.)
Director: Céline Sciamma
“ I'm contemplating a lawsuit against the makers of this movie - the club scene caused me to ruin a perfectly good pair of pants.

This movie would've been better if they'd kept that fat troll off the screen.
 ” - Zaphekiel
 
2.
Lost and Delirious (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A newcomer to a posh girls boarding school discovers that her two senior roommates are lovers. (103 mins.)
Director: Léa Pool
“  What a missed opportunity. Yes, you have Piper Perabo and Jessica Paré making out. So hells yeah. But how could they not get Mischa Barton involved in the sexperimentation? Unforgivable! ” - Zaphekiel
 
3.
Bloomington (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
"Bloomington" is a coming-of-age drama about a former child actress attending college in search of independence and who ends up becoming romantically involved with a female professor. (83 mins.)
“ When female teachers start sexin' their female students, we, the viewers, are the ones who truly learn a lesson in hot action. ” - Zaphekiel
 
4.
Cracks (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A look at the lives and relationships among girls at an elite boarding school. (104 mins.)
Director: Jordan Scott
“ Well let's see - one of those sexy repressive isolated all-girls boarding schools. And Eva freakin' Green is the hot teacher who wants some naughty-naughty with the students.

My advice: WEAR LOOSE PANTS.
 ” - Zaphekiel
 
5.
Gia (1998 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
The story of the life of Gia Carangi, a top fashion model from the late 1970s, from her meteoric rise to the forefront of the modeling industry, to her untimely death. (120 mins.)
“ Angelina Jolie, say no more, say no more! Candid photography! Know what I mean? ” - Zaphekiel
 
6.
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
After a car wreck on the winding Mulholland Drive renders a woman amnesiac, she and a perky Hollywood-hopeful search for clues and answers across Los Angeles in a twisting venture beyond dreams and reality. (147 mins.)
Director: David Lynch
“ David Lynch should turn exclusively to making girl-on-girl porn. ” - Zaphekiel
 
7.
The World Unseen (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A drama centered on two women who engage in a dangerous relationship during South Africa's apartheid era. (93 mins.)
Director: Shamim Sarif
“ The lesbians coulda been better looking. ” - Zaphekiel
 
8.
When Night Is Falling (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An uptight and conservative woman, working on tenure as a literacy professor at a large urban university, finds herself strangely attracted to a free-spirited, liberal woman who works at a local carnival that comes to town. (94 mins.)
Director: Patricia Rozema
“  Not that great, I didn't need the tissue box for this one.  ” - Zaphekiel
 
9.
Fingersmith (2005 Mini-Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Susan "Sue" Trinder is a fingersmith (British slang for thief) who lives in the slums of London with... (181 mins.)
Director: Aisling Walsh
 
10.
My Summer of Love (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
In the Yorkshire countryside, working-class tomboy Mona meets the exotic, pampered Tamsin. Over the summer season, the two young women discover they have much to teach one another, and much to explore together. (86 mins.)
“ Emily Blunt stretches out the seams of everyone's pants in this film; unfortunately the girl she's makin' it with is not that great. But Emily Blunt, ah, her tender woman kisses, the gentle caress of a cheek... okay, now I need a sock or something. ” - Zaphekiel
 
11.
Show Me Love (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Two teenage girls in small-town Sweden. Elin is beautiful, popular, and bored with life. Agnes is friendless, sad, and secretly in love with Elin. (89 mins.)
Director: Lukas Moodysson
“ Note to motorists: When hot chicks start making out in the back of your car, you DON'T throw them out, you toss them a pack of wine coolers. ” - Zaphekiel
 
12.
Black Swan (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A committed dancer wins the lead role in a production of Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" only to find herself struggling to maintain her sanity. (108 mins.)
“ Question for Mila Kunis: WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE? Remember the line from the movie... "Ah... sweet girl..." Something's going on south of the equator! ” - Zaphekiel
 
13.
High Art (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young female intern at a small magazine company becomes involved with a drug-addicted lesbian photographer, both of whom seek to exploit each other for their respective careers, while slowly falling in love with each other. (101 mins.)
Director: Lisa Cholodenko
“ Ally Sheedy's looking pretty haggard in this. But late 90s Radha Mitchell! There go all my electrolytes, damn it. ” - Zaphekiel
 
14.
Loving Annabelle (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Annabelle is the wise-beyond-her-years newcomer to an exclusive Catholic girls school. Having been expelled... (76 mins.)
“ A stupid movie about a decently hot female student who seduces her sexually repressed but still attractive female teacher. Yeah, this'll work. ” - Zaphekiel
 
15.
The Quiet (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Dot (Belle), a young deaf and mute woman, is sent to live with her godparents (Falco and Donovan) and their daughter (Cuthbert). The new addition to the household realizes that everything is not copacetic in the home, and the family's dark come to light. (96 mins.)
Director: Jamie Babbit
“ This movie is the ultimate jerk-around. I've never seen such a film where they SHOULD be tons of hot lesbian action but they stop JUST SHY of giving it to you. Is there anyway we could get a pornographic, explicit director's cut? The scene at the end with Camilla Belle playing the piano was strangely arousing - 9 out of 10 HLA fans agree. ” - Zaphekiel
 
16.
But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A naive teenager is sent to rehab camp when her straitlaced parents and friends suspect her of being a lesbian. (85 mins.)
Director: Jamie Babbit
“  I don't know that this movie has any hot lesbian action which is a shame because back in the day Natasha Lyonne, yeah, that'll work. ” - Zaphekiel
 
17.
Tipping the Velvet (2002 Mini-Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Set in the 1890's, tells the lesbian love affair between male impersonator music hall star Kitty Butler and Nan Astley. (177 mins.)
 
18.
Wild Things (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A police detective uncovers a conspiracy behind a case involving a high-school guidance counselor when accusations of rape are made against him by two female students. (108 mins.)
Director: John McNaughton
“ BOOM HELL YEAH NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ” - Zaphekiel
 
19.
Cruel Intentions (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Two vicious step-siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a wager: to deflower the new headmaster's daughter before the start of term. (97 mins.)
Director: Roger Kumble
“ Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair taught an entire generation of guys (and girls!) the joys of hot lesbian action in this movie. I had to change my pants twice just in the writing of this. Oh, how many bi-curious women did this film create, we shall never know. ” - Zaphekiel
 
20.
Poison Ivy (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A seductive teen befriends an introverted high school student and schemes her way into the lives of her wealthy family. (90 mins.)
Director: Katt Shea Ruben
“ The first lesbian kiss I ever saw on television and probably the hottest! Drew Barrymore and the daughter from Roseanne, the gothy one. If you want your sons to be straight and your daughters to be not, show 'em this. ” - Zaphekiel
 
21.
All Over Me (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Claude and Ellen are best friends who live in a not-so-nice area of New York. They're involved in the subculture of 90s youth... (86 mins.)
Director: Alex Sichel
“ An emo alternachick lusts after a trampy girl in New York City. A lot of sexual tension, I can't remember how much frotting there is this one. ” - Zaphekiel
 
22.
Elena Undone (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Fate brings two diversely different women together, and sets them on a collision course that will shatter their preconceived notions about love, life and the power of one's soul. (111 mins.)
Director: Nicole Conn
“ What a jerk-around, the cover is better than the action. ” - Zaphekiel
 
23.
Better Than Chocolate (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Two attractive young lesbians, Maggie and Kim, meet in Vancouver, develop a passionate romance, and move in together... (101 mins.)
Director: Anne Wheeler
“ Voice of Emperor Palpatine: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" ” - Zaphekiel
 
24.
Chloe (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A doctor hires an escort to seduce her husband, whom she suspects of cheating, though unforeseen events put the marriage in danger. (96 mins.)
Director: Atom Egoyan
“ Amanda Seyfried putting the moves on Julianne Moore, well let me just grab a roll of paper towels and some Red Bull and we'll be good to go. ” - Zaphekiel
 
25.
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Two girls have an intense fantasy life; their parents, concerned the fantasy is too intense, separate them, and the girls take revenge. (99 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
“ Kate Winslet and that chick from 2 and a Half Men, descending on wings of lust into a sex-filled fantasy world that ends in sorrow for the characters and a sprained forearm ligament for the viewer. Why's Peter Jackson's screwing around with this Tolkien nonsense again? ” - Zaphekiel
 
26.
Aimee & Jaguar (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Berlin 1943/44 ("The Battle of Berlin"). Felice, an intelligent and courageous Jewish woman who lives under a false name... (125 mins.)
“ There's nothing hot about this, who recommended this? ” - Zaphekiel
 
27.
Sister My Sister (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Two sisters separated in childhood reunite years later as servants at a household in France. Their happiness to be reunited spirals into an incestuous relationship. (89 mins.)
Director: Nancy Meckler
“ Ka-POW. They're not just LESBIANS they are SISTERS. Close sisters, if you get my drift. My drift being they're SISTERS MAKIN' IT WITH EACH OTHER. Now excuse me I got some wash with pre-treated stains to take care of. ” - Zaphekiel
 
28.
Room in Rome (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A hotel room in the center of Rome serves as the setting for two young and recently acquainted women to have a physical adventure that touches their very souls. (109 mins.)
Director: Julio Medem
“ When I see a cover this hot, it better damn well deliver and this film did, but it's not a blow-away success. ” - Zaphekiel
 
29.
D.E.B.S. (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Plaid-skirted schoolgirls are groomed by a secret government agency to become the newest members of the elite national-defense group, D.E.B.S. (91 mins.)
Director: Angela Robinson
“ Palpatine again: GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! YES, GOOOOOOOOOD! ” - Zaphekiel
 
30.
Love My Life (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Ichiko and Eri are two beautiful Japanese Uni students who are in a lesbian relationship. Ichiko comes... (96 mins.)
Director: Kôji Kawano
“ Holy crap a white girl and a Japanese lesbian! MOAR PLZ *SPLURT* ” - Zaphekiel
 
31.
The Page Turner (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
The girl Mélanie Prouvost is the beloved daughter of the butchers Mrs. Prouvost and Mr. Prouvost. She... (85 mins.)
Director: Denis Dercourt
“ I also call this one "The Seam Buster. ” - Zaphekiel
 
32.
The Sea Purple (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Nothing - not her father, not the church - can stop unruly Angela from being with her childhood best friend turned great love... (105 mins.)
“ Didn't actually watch this, looks like a jerk-around with no goods though. ” - Zaphekiel
 
33.
The Runaways (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A coming-of-age biographical film about the 1970s teenage all-girl rock band The Runaways. The relationship between band members Cherie Currie and Joan Jett is also explored. (106 mins.)
“ Kristen Stewart goes down on Dakota Fanning and the world we live in becomes a better place. ” - Zaphekiel
 
34.
You Will Be Mine (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Marie leaves home to study the piano at the conservatory in Lyons. Through lack of money, she is obliged to share an apartment with Emma... (96 mins.)
Director: Sophie Laloy
“ Women grow together, have sex, violence ensues, man uses tissue. ” - Zaphekiel
 
35.
The Fish Child (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A desperate love story between two young girls of extremely different social backgrounds who, unable to find a place for their love in the world they live in, are pushed to commit a crime. (96 mins.)
Director: Lucía Puenzo
“ Jesus pleasus, look at that cover. Caught in the throes of hormones and passions, two girls will do anything to lie supine in a bathtub together while a guy in a basement watching them on the television makes hoarse wheezing sounds. ” - Zaphekiel
 
36.
Girl Play (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Two real-life lesbian actresses meet by chance when they are cast as lovers in a local stage play, and end up actually falling in love. (80 mins.)
Director: Lee Friedlander
“ I wouldn't bother, barely a twitch. ” - Zaphekiel
 
37.
Circumstance (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A wealthy Iranian family struggles to contain a teenager's growing sexual rebellion and her brother's dangerous obsession. (107 mins.)
“ As long as there is an Iran, there will be repressed Iranian lesbian movies. ” - Zaphekiel
 
38.
You and I (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder. (100 mins.)
Director: Roland Joffé
“ Girls who go to a concert fro lesbians shockingly find themselves turned into lesbians. There's a lesson to Southern Baptists in here I guess. ” - Zaphekiel
 
39.
Spider Lilies (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
When Jade, a web-cam girl visits Takeko's tattoo studio she becomes entranced with the image of the spider lily and with Takeko as well... (94 mins.)
Director: Zero Chou
“ CHINESE GIRLS, TATTOOES, AND HOT MAKIN' OUT - INGREDIENTS FOR A STICKY KEYBOARD MY FRIENDS ” - Zaphekiel
 
40.
Whispering Corridors 2: Memento Mori (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In this second installment of the Whispering Corridors series, a young girl finds a strange diary, capable of arousing hallucinations, kept by two of her senior fellow-students who seem to have an unusually close bond. (98 mins.)
“ Everyone at this South Korean girls' school is a lesbian. Prattle aside, this is a really good, overlooked movie. ” - Zaphekiel
 
41.
Make a Wish (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A woman, lost at night on a country road, is murdered. The next day, six women gather at a wilderness... (96 mins.)
Director: Sharon Ferranti
“ THIS IS WHAT THE VIEWING PUBLIC DEMANDS ” - Zaphekiel
 
42.
Hardcore (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Leaving behind a hard life with their families, two young girls end up in a brothel, fall in love and support one another against the adversities and violence of the night. (96 mins.)
Director: Dennis Iliadis
“ I need more Red Bull ” - Zaphekiel
 
43.
Natasha (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A young Russian foreign exchange student arrives at the home of the vicar of a very proper english village whose residents are more than scandalised when her secret colorful past is suddenly revealed. (87 mins.)
Director: Jag Mundhra
“ With a saucy looking wench like that, you'd figure we'd have something better than this. Pass ” - Zaphekiel
 
44.
La répétition (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Nathalie and Louise are friends from childhood. While studying drama at University Louise becomes hopelessly obsessed with her friend... (96 mins.)
“ French college girls, sexual obsession, and a guy with one arm twice the size of another writing this. ” - Zaphekiel
 
45.
Inescapable (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Two women, once a lesbian couple and now just friends, leave for a seminar together. Their current girlfriends, left to their own devices, fall for each other and begin a desperate steamy affair. (82 mins.)
Director: Helen Lesnick
“ THERE'S A 7.8 EARTHQUAKE IN MY PANTS ” - Zaphekiel
 
46.
Vampire Killers (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (86 mins.)
Director: Phil Claydon
“ SIGN ME UP ” - Zaphekiel
 
47.
Claire of the Moon (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Female authors gather at a small northern coastal retreat to work on their writing skills. A first-time... (107 mins.)
Director: Nicole Conn
“ This is crap. I'm not aroused at all! ” - Zaphekiel
 
48.
The Monkey's Mask (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A lesbian private detective dives head first into murder, manipulation and the consuming power of sex. (93 mins.)
Director: Samantha Lang
“ Oh HO HO, ME LIKEY VERY MUCH ” - Zaphekiel
 
49.
Love & Suicide (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
When pretty but troubled Kaye moves to New Orleans from Atlanta with her mother and little brother, she forges a special friendship with Emily... (98 mins.)
Director: Mia Salsi
“ The people in my Hot Lesbian Action Association recommended this but I never got around to watching it. ” - Zaphekiel
 
50.
Fun (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Hillary and Bonnie meet one morning by the side of the road. They become fast friends, share their secrets, and on a rising wave of frenzy later that afternoon, murder an old woman. They did it, they say later, for fun. (105 mins.)
Director: Rafal Zielinski
“ Alicia Witt has a case of the screaming thigh sweats for another girl, so when you see me again, I'll have rubbed myself raw. ” - Zaphekiel
 
51.
Rape Me (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Two young women, marginalised by society, go on a destructive tour of sex and violence. Breaking norms and killing men - and shattering the complacency of polite cinema audiences. (77 mins.)
“ I'm turned on, how about you? ” - Zaphekiel
 
52.
Open My Heart (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Maria has worked as a prostitute since her mother died 15 years ago. Her younger sister Catarina is now a shy 17-year old... (93 mins.)
“ A whole bunch of twisted sister-lust hooker sex stuff going on here, millions of your possible children will die if you watch this. ” - Zaphekiel
 
53.
Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A woman searching for the perfect man instead discovers the perfect woman. (97 mins.)
“ Could be sexier. ” - Zaphekiel
 
54.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ A classic ” - Zaphekiel
 
55.
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
The drug-induced utopias of four Coney Island people are shattered when their addictions run deep. (102 mins.)
“ What is Jennifer Connelly doing on that table? Whatever it is, I should've worn looser fitting undergarments! ” - Zaphekiel
 
56.
Piranha 3D (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. (88 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
“ Gratuitous lesbian action, the lifeblood of Mother Earth ” - Zaphekiel
 
57.
Monster (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Based on the life of Aileen Wuornos, a Daytona Beach prostitute who became a serial killer. (109 mins.)
Director: Patty Jenkins
“ This should happen to Christina Ricci in EVERY. SINGLE. MOVIE. Preferably with women who aren't uglied up. ” - Zaphekiel
 
58.
Personal Best (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The intertwined lives and loves of three highly-ranked athletes striving for the national team; Chris bounces between the beds of male coach Terry and her female friend, competitor, and role model Tory. (124 mins.)
Director: Robert Towne
“ This is all the hot lesbian action we had in the early 80s. Disappointing, I know. ” - Zaphekiel
 
59.
Thirteen (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A thirteen-year-old girl's relationship with her mother is put to the test as she discovers drugs, sex, and petty crime in the company of her cool but troubled best friend. (100 mins.)
“ Legend has it that this is the movie that made Marilyn Manson want to get his withered junk all up in Rachel Evan Wood's business. Gross. ” - Zaphekiel
 
60.
Nip/Tuck (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Megan O'Hara (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A woman suffering of breast cancer considers implants, while Christian deals with a mysterious stalker who vandalized his car and boat. (44 mins.)
“ "The fact that it's Kate Mara and Sophia Bush makes up for its lack of gratuitousness." - Some guy said this. ” - Zaphekiel
 
61.
High Tension (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Best friends Marie and Alexia decide to spend a quiet weekend at Alexia's parents' secluded farmhouse. But on the night of their arrival, the girls' idyllic getaway turns into an endless night of horror. (91 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
“ Awwww. How sweet! ” - Zaphekiel
 
62.
The Hunger (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A love triangle develops between a beautiful yet dangerous vampire, her cellist companion, and a gerontologist. (97 mins.)
Director: Tony Scott
“ I quote, from a woman: "Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon... Made me want to be a lesbian!" ” - Zaphekiel
 
63.
Foxfire (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
The story of five teenage girls who form an unlikely bond after beating up a teacher who has sexually harassed them... (102 mins.)
“ A movie in which that girl who does all the video game/animation voices touches 20 year old Angelina Jolie's breast, and I have to rent a wet-dry vacuum. ” - Zaphekiel
 
64.
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Female-born Teena Brandon adopts his male identity of Brandon Teena and attempts to find himself and love in Nebraska. (118 mins.)
Director: Kimberly Peirce
“ There is a raging debate in the Hot Lesbian Action community as to whether this counts or not. I fear the rhetoric will tear our harmonious group apart. ” - Zaphekiel
 
65.
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Based on writer Susanna Kaysen's account of her 18-month stay at a mental hospital in the 1960s. (127 mins.)
Director: James Mangold
“ I don't remember it but some guy at the bus stop claimed there was some in here. ” - Zaphekiel
 
66.
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Three ex-girlfriends of a serial cheater set up their former lover to fall for the new girl in town so they can watch him get his heart broken. (89 mins.)
Director: Betty Thomas
“ I've never seen this movie but the bouncer at Jumbo's Clown Room said there was some work in here. ” - Zaphekiel
 
67.
Jennifer's Body (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror? (102 mins.)
Director: Karyn Kusama
“ Awesome dialogue:

"I thought you only killed boys."

"I go both ways."

This is the kind of writing that wins Oscars kids. Grow up and be a famous Hollywood writer!
 ” - Zaphekiel
 
68.
Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Van Wilder starts his freshman year at Coolidge College and embarks on an adventure to land the campus hottie and liberate his school from sexual oppression and party dysfunction. (98 mins.)
Director: Harv Glazer
“ I've never seen this but again, Matt at the bus stop says. ” - Zaphekiel
 
69.
The Girl Next Door (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A teenager's dreams come true when a former porn star moves in next door and they fall in love. (108 mins.)
Director: Luke Greenfield
“ In a movie about the porn industry, somehow, someway, women start making out with each in a baffling turn of events. ” - Zaphekiel
 
70.
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Two streetwise cops bust criminals in their red-and-white Ford Torino with the help of police snitch called Huggy Bear. (101 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
“ I don't remember any Hot Lesbian Action in this movie but somebody from the Association recommended it. ” - Zaphekiel
 
71.
American Pie 2 (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
In this sequel to the hit comedy American Pie, the high school students are now in college. These close friends decide to meet up at the beach house for some fun. (108 mins.)
Director: J.B. Rogers
“ Never seen it. ” - Zaphekiel
 
72.
Freeway (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A twisted take on 'Little Red Riding Hood' with a teenage juvenile delinquent on the run from a social worker traveling to her grandmother's house and being hounded by a charming, but sadistic, serial killer/pedophile. (102 mins.)
Director: Matthew Bright
“ The late Brittany Murphy and Reese Witherspoon? Wonderfully trashy film. ” - Zaphekiel
 
73.
Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
It started when five people agreed to spend one night in a haunted house . . . What began as an evening... (79 mins.)
Director: Victor Garcia
“ A transvestite hanging out on the corner of Santa Monica and La Brea told me there was some lesbian action in it, I've never seen it before though. ” - Zaphekiel
 
74.
Bare Behind Bars (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
In a prison, women rebel against the guards' sadism and sexual abuse and decide to run away. Some manage to escape and are chased by the Police. (87 mins.)
“ Another recommendation from Juanita at Santa Monica/La Brea, I watched this one and IT. KICKS. ASS. See you later, I'm going to Costco for one of those gallon drums of Vaseline. ” - Zaphekiel
 
75.
Sidewalks of Bangkok (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Adventure, crime and mystery combine with comic book dialogue and some sadistic sex for good measure. Playfully perverse, pistol-packing fun with Yoko and the alluring Francoise Blanchard. (85 mins.)
Director: Jean Rollin
“ *diabolical laughter* ” - Zaphekiel
 
76.
The Living Dead Girl (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A toxic spill revives a beautiful, dead heiress who, with the help of her childhood friend, must quench her insatiable thirst for blood. (86 mins.)
Director: Jean Rollin
“ There is a theme here ” - Zaphekiel
 
77.
Zombie Lake (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
In a small village, somewhere in France, German soldiers, killed and thrown into the lake by the Resistance during WW II, come back. (90 mins.)
Director: J.A. Laser
 
78.
A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A girl arrives from London to visit her estranged relatives in a remote castle for the reading of her father's will... (92 mins.)
 
79.
The Grapes of Death (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A young woman discovers that the pesticide being sprayed on vineyards is turning people into killer zombies. (85 mins.)
Director: Jean Rollin
 
80.
Fascination (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
This erotic horror film, set in 1905, tells the story of a thief who seeks refuge in a castle owned by two women... (80 mins.)
Director: Jean Rollin
 
81.
Requiem for a Vampire (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A vampire lures beautiful young women to his castle in Europe. (95 mins.)
Director: Jean Rollin
 
82.
Skins (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Naomi (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
The affair between Naomi and Emily intensifies. Cook is running for student president and challenges Naomi to sleep with him if he wins... (46 mins.)
“  Oh no I appear to have left DNA EVIDENCE ALL OVER the scene of the crime... seriously though, this may as well be porn  ” - Zaphekiel
 
83.
Game of Thrones (2011 TV Series)
Episode: You Win or You Die (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
Robert has been injured while hunting and is dying. Jon and the others finally take their vows to the Night's Watch. A man, sent by Robert, is captured for trying to poison Daenerys. Furious, Drogo vows to attack the Seven Kingdoms. (56 mins.)
“  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is just so funny. MAYHAPS be a bit over the top but some people are lovin it.  ” - Zaphekiel
 
84.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Restless (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Giles experience dreams in which they are pursued by a mysterious figure. (44 mins.)
“ That's pretty hot when Willow is writing stuff on her chunky girlfriend's naked body. ” - Zaphekiel
 
85.
Life Blood (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
New Year's Eve, 1969: While driving on the Pearblossom Highway, a lesbian couple encounters the creator of the universe. Laid to rest for 40 years, the women wake up on New Year's Day as reborn creatures. (85 mins.)
Director: Ron Carlson
“ I watched about 15 minutes of this fast-forwarding... it's really awful. If you're interested it has Laurie Strode from the Rob Zombie Halloween remakes. But it's crap. ” - Zaphekiel