Lamest TV shows EVER!

Most of these are pretty current, and if you notice, are mostly so-called reality shows and game shows. I look forward to your suggestions. Not a ranking, except for Jersey Shore
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1.
Jersey Shore (2009 TV Series)
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A reality-based look at the vapid lives of several New Jersey 20-somethings and their respective friends and/or hook-ups. (40 mins.)
“ and all the spin-offs to come! ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
2.
Sarah Palin's Alaska (2010 TV Series)
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(45 mins.)
“ And you can see Russia from her house! ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
3.
Dancing with the Stars (2005 TV Series)
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U.S. reality show based on the British series "Strictly Come Dancing," where celebrities partner up with professional dancers and compete against each other in weekly elimination rounds to determine a winner. (60 mins.)
“ any year...who decided these people were stars?
I rest my case for this latest year., How in hell is Chaz Buono a "star"? Or Robert Kardashian? ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
4.
Skating with the Stars (2010 TV Series)
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Six celebrities will take to the ice with their professional partners, with couples performing high-paced...
“ Once again...who decided these people are stars?! ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
5.
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (2007 TV Series)
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A quiz show that features adult contestants and questions directly from the textbooks of first through fifth graders. (60 mins.)
 
6.
Knight Rider (1982 TV Series)
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A lone crimefighter battles the forces of evil with the help of a virtually indestructible and artificially intelligent supercar. (46 mins.)
 
7.
My Mother the Car (1965 TV Series)
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The story of the relationship between a man and his mother, the latter having been reincarnated as a 1928 Porter automobile. (30 mins.)
 
8.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey (2009 TV Series)
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Another installment of Bravo's "The Real Housewives" reality show. In this series, they focus on housewives living in New Jersey. (44 mins.)
“ Add Atlanta, New York, Orange County, Beverly Hills.
Pretty soon there will be "Real Housewives of Afghanistan" ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
9.
ALF (1986 TV Series)
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A furry alien wiseguy comes to live with a terran family after crashing into their garage. (30 mins.)
 
10.
Growing Up Gotti (2004 TV Series)
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Camera crews record the everyday experiences of Victoria Gotti and her three sons. (30 mins.)
 
11.
Growing Up Twisted (2010 TV Series)
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Follows the everyday life of Dee Snider (former frontman of Twisted Sister) and his wife Suzette as they face off with their kids. (30 mins.)
 
12.
The Osbournes (2002 TV Series)
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A look at the home and family life of Ozzy Osbourne. (22 mins.)
 
13.
Gene Simmons: Family Jewels (2006 TV Series)
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A look at the family life of rock star and Kiss front man, Gene Simmons.
 
14.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew (2008 TV Series)
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Eight celebrities check into rehab under Dr. Drew for 21 days. (60 mins.)
“ Most of these so called "celebrities" you will find on the $1 rack on VHS..not even good enough for DVD's. They need the cash...pitiful ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
15.
Who Wants to Be a Superhero? (2006 TV Series)
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Eleven hopefuls create their own superhero alter ego in a competition judged by comic book maestro Stan Lee; the winner will be immortalized in a new comic book to be created by Stan Lee himself and released by Dark Horse Comics.
 
16.
Farmer Wants a Wife (2008 TV Series)
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10 female contestants -- all of them tired of city life -- vie for the attention of a bachelor farmer who is looking to settle down with the right woman. But in order to win, these women will have to prove that they are farm-ready.
 
17.
Average Joe (2003 TV Series)
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A beautiful lady has to choose a guy from a group of "average" guys. (60 mins.)
 
18.
Joe Millionaire (2003 TV Series)
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A 28-year old heavy equipment operator courts twenty prospective mates under the guise that he has inherited nearly $50 million. (60 mins.)
 
19.
Supermarket Sweep (1965 TV Series)
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Contestants race around a supermarket, collecting as high a dollar value in groceries as they can in their shopping cart within a specified time limit. (30 mins.)
 
20.
The Simple Life (2003 TV Series)
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Paris and Nicole accept various internships along the east coast. Hilarity ensues as the girls leave their limos behind, and travel by Greyhound Bus. (22 mins.)
 
21.
Paris Hilton's My New BFF (2008 TV Series)
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Potentials member of the public are lined up to become Paris Hiltons new BFF.
 
22.
Tommy Lee Goes to College (2005 TV Series)
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Tommy Lee goes to Nebraska college for a few weeks. Takes classes and lives in the dorms with a room mate. (30 mins.)
“ i want to know who gets paid to think of this drivel?! ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
23.
Kourtney & Kim Take Miami (2009 TV Series)
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Two of the Kardashian sisters go to Miami Beach for the summer to open a branch of their clothing boutique and to socialize and party. (60 mins.)
 
24.
Kourtney & Kim Take New York (2011 TV Series)
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The Kardashian girls have opened a new Dash store in New York City. Kim and Kourtney move there to help make it a success.
 
25.
Jon & Kate Plus 8 (2007 TV Series)
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Documentary-style reality show about a Pennsylvania husband, wife and each of their 8 extremely individualistic children. (30 mins.)
“ They probably would still be together and happy if not for the TV show making them think they were stars ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
26.
Hollywood Squares (1998 TV Series)
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Contestants guess the correctness of celebrities' answers in order to win spaces in a tic-tac-toe game. (30 mins.)
Director: Chris Darley
 
27.
17 Kids and Counting (2008 TV Series)
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The lives of the Duggars, a Christian homeschooling family with 19 children, and how their family functions. (30 mins.)
“ idiots... now pregnant with her 20th...the idiocracy continues ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
28.
Big Brother (2000 TV Series)
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Contestants must compete against each other for a chance to win $500,000 in a house wired with cameras and microphones, capturing their every move for a TV and Internet audience. (44 mins.)
 
29.
What Not to Wear (2002 TV Series)
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(30 mins.)
 
30.
Sister Wives (2010 TV Series)
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Kody Brown, with his four wives Meri, Janelle, Robyn and Christine and their combined 17 children, attempt... (42 mins.)
“ 17 kids by 4 different women- what a role model! ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
31.
Celebrity Big Brother (2001 TV Series)
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A version of the hit show Big Brother, in which a group of celebrities spend time in the famous house. (50 mins.)
Director: Simon Hepworth
“ Again with the so-called celebrities ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
32.
Celebrity Ghost Stories (2008 TV Series)
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Celebrities talk about paranormal experiences that they've had.
“ The only name I recognized on the whole cast list was Gina Gershon. ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
33.
The Apprentice (2004 TV Series)
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A reality-tv based show in which contestants compete for a job as an apprentice to billionaire American Donald Trump. (60 mins.)
“ Mainly CELEBRITY (i.e. washed up nobodies) APPRENTICE ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
34.
Celebrity Duets (2006 TV Series)
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Professional singers team up with non-singing celebrities to perform duets in front of a live studio audience, a panel of judges and viewers who get to vote them off.
 
35.
Celebrity Sweepstakes (1974 TV Series)
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Contestants win money by guessing which members of the celebrity panel answer questions correctly, with payoffs determined by odds set by the studio audience. (30 mins.)
Director: Dick McDonough
 
36.
Celebrity Squares (1975 TV Series)
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British version of "Hollywood Squares" with nine celebrities of varying stature arranged in a grid and... (30 mins.)
Director: Glyn Edwards
 
37.
Celebrity Fit Club (2005 TV Series)
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Eight overweight celebrities join fit club to lose weight. (60 mins.)
“ Just check out the cast of chubbo "celebrities" who will embarrass themselves on TV for much needed cash! ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
38.
Celebrity Eye Candy (2006 TV Series)
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A weekly series for the celebrity obsessed fans, giving a sarcastic spin on celebrity news, photos and footage. (60 mins.)
 
39.
Celebrity Ready, Steady, Cook (1997 TV Series)
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A spin off from the BBC series "Ready, Steady, Cook", instead of regular people bringing on food and cooking a meal in 20 minutes with celebrity chefs... (30 mins.)
“ Are you starting to see a pattern here??!! ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
40.
I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! (2003 TV Series)
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Ten celebrities are abandoned in the Australian outback with only minimal means of survival, in order to raise money for charity. (60 mins.)
Director: Steve Beim
“ OK, 2 Baldwin brothers, neither one of them Alec. The wife of a disgraced Governor (Patti Blogo). Now that is what I call real celebrities!!! Ah, TV at it's finest ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
41.
Shedding for the Wedding (2011 TV Series)
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10 overweight couples live together and battle during a three-month period for the wedding of their dreams. The couple that loses the least amount of combined weight at the end of each episode is sent home.
 
42.
The World According to Paris (2011 TV Series)
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Follows Paris Hilton and the people in her life through ups and downs, loves gained and lost, marriages... (60 mins.)
“ Nothing but a spoiled brat ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
43.
Pirate Master (2007 TV Series)
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Wannabe pirates compete in a high-seas adventure in search of a hidden treasure. (60 mins.)
 
44.
Mob Wives (2011 TV Series)
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Chronicles the lives of four struggling "allegedly" associated women who have to pick up the pieces and carry on after their husbands or fathers do time for Mob-related activities. (43 mins.)
“ What's next? Celebrity Assassins Gone Wild on Spring Break? ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
45.
Dog the Bounty Hunter (2003 TV Series)
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This series follows the exploits of real-life bounty hunter "Dog" Chapman and his family chasing down actual fugitives in the Hawaiian Islands... (30 mins.)
 
46.
Southern Fried Stings (2010 TV Series)
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An ex-state trooper and his team perform sting operations throughout the Southern United States.
“ only in the south... ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
47.
Flavor of Love (2006 TV Series)
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Flavor flay is on the hunt to find his dream girl! Join him and his female contestants on a show full of laughs and raw chicken. (60 mins.)
Director: Robert Sizemore
 
48.
Swamp People (2010 TV Series)
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Welcome to one of America's last frontiers: the wild swamplands of Southern Louisiana, a place whose history stretches back to the 17th century... (43 mins.)
 
49.
Pranked (2009 TV Series)
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A reality Show hosted by Amir Blumenfeld and Streeter Seidell. the show presents funny footage of homemade pranks.
 
50.
I Survived a Japanese Game Show (2008 TV Series)
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Ten Americans, many of whom have never traveled beyond the borders of the United States, head to Japan to compete in the ultimate Japanese game show. Hilarity presumably ensues. The final winner will take home $250,000. (60 mins.)
 
51.
Khloé & Lamar (2011 TV Series)
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Follow the Kardashian sister and the Los Angeles Lakers star; their semi-permanent house-guest Rob Kardashian and the couple's best friends Malika Haqq and Jamie Sangouthai.
“ These women will do ANYTHING to stay in the spotlight! ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
52.
“ You have got to be kidding me.....Next it will be Celebrity Bathrooms with K&K ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
53.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A peek inside the exploits and privileged private lives of the blended Kardashian-Jenner family, including sisters Kim, Kourtney and Khloé. (44 mins.)
“ Whores, all of them (Spotlight and money whores) ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
54.
Duck Dynasty (2012 TV Series)
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Follows a wealthy Louisiana family known for their successful duck-hunting business. (60 mins.)
 
55.
Storage Wars (2010 TV Series)
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Four professional buyers and their teams as they scour repossessed storage units in search of hidden treasure... (22 mins.)
 
56.
Half Ton Mum (2008 Documentary)
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“ I watched 30 seconds of this and almost barfed my dinner. Disgusting what some people call entertainment ” - onefuncapt-5-639863
 
57.
Half Ton Dad (2008 Documentary)
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58.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (2012 TV Series)
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A reality TV show featuring the life of Toddlers and Tiaras competitor Alana, A.K.A. 'Honey Boo Boo', and her overweight family, as they live every day. (60 mins.)