Worst films I've ever seen

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1.
Wanted (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities. (110 mins.)
“ So much gratuitous violence. The story is simply silly. I can't believe Jolie, Freeman and McAvoy are in this. ” - nanasuyl
 
2.
After the Sunset (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The story of what happens after a master thief achieves his last big score, when the FBI agent who promised he'd capture him is about to do just that. (97 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
 
3.
White Chicks (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. (109 mins.)
 
4.
Hancock (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Hancock is a superhero whose ill considered behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when one person he saves helps him improve his public image. (92 mins.)
Director: Peter Berg
“ After I watched this, I imagined the studio boss laughing at me and saying "hahaha, you paid for this crap!". ” - nanasuyl
 
5.
Men in Black II (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Agent J needs help so he is sent to find Agent K and restore his memory. (88 mins.)
 
6.
Cats & Dogs (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A look at the top-secret, high-tech espionage war going on between cats and dogs, which their human owners are blissfully unaware of. (87 mins.)
“ Talking animals are so annoying, unless they're cartoons. I watched this as a child and already thought it was too stupid. And why are cats the villains? I'm not a cat person and used to have a dog (a lovely boxer), but I have never seen a cat which was more irritating than a poodle or pincher (or any small dog). ” - nanasuyl
 
7.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Hitman "El Mariachi" becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general. (102 mins.)
“ Again, way too much violence. Simply gross. ” - nanasuyl
 
8.
Alien³ (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
After her last encounter, LT Ellen Ripley crashlands on Fiorina Fury 161, a maximum security prison. When a series of strange and deadly events occur shortly after her arrival, Ripley realizes that she brought along an unwelcome visitor. (114 mins.)
Director: David Fincher
“ Ridiculous story. Loads of clichés. Began the fall of the Alien franchise. It should have been just the first two films. The Alien is too nice a monster to star in this crap. ” - nanasuyl
 
9.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to reclaim their old glory. (136 mins.)
Director: George Lucas
“ I was watching this and decided to look at my watch to see how much time had passed. I thought one hour had passed, but only 15 minutes had passed. This is how boring this crap is.

I wanted to hide my face in shame at the obvious cliché that the child would win the race. I doubt anybody in the audience would think the child would lose. ” - nanasuyl
 
10.
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A small-town girl wins a date with a male celebrity through a contest. When the date goes better than expected, a love triangle forms between the girl, the male celebrity, and the girl's best friend. (95 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
 
11.
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A nice-guy cop with dissociative identity disorder must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates. (116 mins.)
 
12.
Just Like Heaven (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A lonely landscape architect falls for the spirit of the beautiful woman who used to live in his new apartment. (95 mins.)
Director: Mark Waters
“ Could this film be any more sugarcoated? The lady is I-dont-know-where and puts her hand against his? Oh, gosh, I'm afraid my suspension of disbelief isn't that advanced. ” - nanasuyl
 
13.
The Proposal (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A pushy boss (Sandra Bullock) forces her young assistant (Ryan Reynolds) to marry her in order to keep her Visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada. (108 mins.)
Director: Anne Fletcher
“ Is this film supposed to be funny? I didn't laugh once. ” - nanasuyl
 
14.
There's Something About Mary (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from highschool, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster. (119 mins.)
“ Not funny and way too many disgusting jokes about body fluids. I guess I'd laugh if I were a guy. ” - nanasuyl
 
15.
Be Cool (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Disenchanted with the movie industry, Chili Palmer tries the music industry, meeting and romancing a widow of a music executive on the way. (118 mins.)
Director: F. Gary Gray
“ Is this supposed to be funny? I didn't understand what they were trying to do here. ” - nanasuyl
 
16.
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Two streetwise cops bust criminals in their red-and-white Ford Torino with the help of police snitch called Huggy Bear. (101 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
 
17.
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
When two brothers organize the robbery of their parents' jewelry store the job goes horribly wrong, triggering a series of events that sends them, their father and one brother's wife hurtling towards a shattering climax. (117 mins.)
Director: Sidney Lumet
“ So much violence, crime, guns. Please, Americans, make films about other things! Otherwise the whole world will think your country is all about violence, crime, guns and drugs! :P ” - nanasuyl
 
18.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
The Bride wakens from a four-year coma. The child she carried in her womb is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her - a team she was once part of. (111 mins.)
“ Yeah, I hate violence. I've learnt, I don't watch violent films anymore. But I can't understand America's obssession with violence.

I love Uma Thurman's yellow clothers in this film. That's the only reason I've watched it. ” - nanasuyl
 
19.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
The Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle. (137 mins.)
“ Had to know how this crap ended. The clothes and music are great, though. ” - nanasuyl
 
20.
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A lawyer decides that she's used too much like a nanny by her boss, so she walks out on him. (101 mins.)
Director: Marc Lawrence
“ I don't know how am I supposed to feel. Is the film funny? Is it sad? I don't get this film. Yes, I've stopped watching romantic comedies as well. ” - nanasuyl