Best to Worst Horror Remakes

Not including sequels to remakes. Alot of titles aren't on here, because I didn't feel like watching guaranteed garbage (prom night, the stepfather)
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1.
The Fly (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A brilliant but eccentric scientist begins to transform into a giant man/fly hybrid after one of his experiments goes horribly wrong. (96 mins.)
“ Jeff Goldblum's performance in this movie may be my favorite performance EVER. Did I mention Cronenberg directed? ” - kings_of_metal
 
2.
The Thing (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A crew in Antarctica finds a neighboring camp destroyed and its crew dead. Whatever killed them is nowhere to be found, unless it's hidden in plain sight. (109 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
“ The special effects are mind blowingly awesome in this film. Best alien movie ever. ” - kings_of_metal
 
3.
Dracula (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
The centuries old vampire Count Dracula comes to England to seduce his barrister Jonathan Harker's fiancée Mina Murray and inflict havoc in the foreign land. (128 mins.)
“ Absolute classic. This one's got everything. Blood and guts, beautiful women, and great acting/actors. ” - kings_of_metal
 
4.
Let Me In (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A bullied young boy befriends a young female vampire who lives in secrecy with her guardian. (116 mins.)
Director: Matt Reeves
“ An improvement on the original in almost every way. The only thing holding this one back for me was that it did get a little too sappy at times. Nonetheless, an excellent movie. ” - kings_of_metal
 
5.
Funny Games (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Two psychopathic young men take a family hostage in their cabin. (111 mins.)
Director: Michael Haneke
“ A director that remade his own movie? Sweet ” - kings_of_metal
 
6.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A nurse, a policeman, a young married couple, a salesman, and other survivors of a worldwide plague that is producing aggressive, flesh-eating zombies, take refuge in a mega Midwestern shopping mall. (101 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Zach Snyder is one of the most exciting directors to come out in quite a while. ” - kings_of_metal
 
7.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. (98 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
“ This one kinda started the trend of remaking EVERYTHING. At least this one was good though. Damn, hollywood got lazy after this ” - kings_of_metal
 
8.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A suburban American family is being stalked by a group of psychotic people who live in the desert, far away from civilization. (107 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
“ Not a lot of re-watch value, but the first few viewings are awesome. ” - kings_of_metal
 
9.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
The unburied dead return to life and seek human victims. (92 mins.)
Director: Tom Savini
“ A very faithful remake for a movie that could afford to be remade shot for shot ” - kings_of_metal
 
10.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
An amusement park mogul offers a group of diverse people $1,000,000 to spend the night in a haunted house with a horrifying past. (93 mins.)
Director: William Malone
“ I love this movie, probably because I used to watch it when I was younger a lot ” - kings_of_metal
 
11.
House of Wax (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A group of unwitting teens are stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit. (108 mins.)
“ I had no intention of watching this until I saw it on HBO late one night. I was impressed, the movie looked *beep* from the commercials ” - kings_of_metal
 
12.
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Tom returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine's night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. Instead of a homecoming, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame is the only one that believes he's innocent. (101 mins.)
Director: Patrick Lussier
“ The originator of the recent 3D craze thats sweeping through the theaters (blah) ” - kings_of_metal
 
13.
Black Christmas (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. (84 mins.)
Director: Glen Morgan
“ Not for everyone, but this movie is just SO cheesy and fun ” - kings_of_metal
 
14.
Village of the Damned (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A small town's women give birth to unfriendly alien children posing as humans. (99 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
“ A lot of people don't care for this one, but I thought all of the children did a great job in this ” - kings_of_metal
 
15.
The Stepford Wives (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The secret to a Stepford Wife lies behind the doors of the Men's Association of how woman become different and imobilized robots (93 mins.)
Director: Frank Oz
“ I was surprised with this, its fun to watch ” - kings_of_metal
 
16.
The Blob (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Remake of the 1958 sci-fi horror classic about a deadly blob from another planet which consumes everything in its path. Teenagers attempt without success to warn the townspeople, who refuse to take them seriously. (95 mins.)
Director: Chuck Russell
“ Classic remake ” - kings_of_metal
 
17.
I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A writer who is brutalized during her cabin retreat seeks revenge on her attackers, who left her for dead. (108 mins.)
“ An improvement on the original in most ways, other than it is just not a time period where stuff like this is extremely shocking anymore. ” - kings_of_metal
 
18.
Piranha 3D (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. (88 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
“ Meaty. ” - kings_of_metal
 
19.
Quarantine (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A television reporter and her cameraman are trapped inside a building quarantined by the CDC, after the outbreak of a mysterious virus which turns humans into bloodthirsty killers. (89 mins.)
“ I actually liked this a lot better than REC. It added a few elements to make things more interesting in a pretty dull and overrated original. ” - kings_of_metal
 
20.
The Crazies (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
About the inhabitants of a small Iowa town suddenly plagued by insanity and then death after a mysterious toxin contaminates their water supply. (101 mins.)
Director: Breck Eisner
“ Some really cool scenes, but not overly exhilarating ” - kings_of_metal
 
21.
Mirrors (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An ex-cop and his family are the target of an evil force that is using mirrors as a gateway into their home. (110 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
“ I liked it, but it is kinda stupid ” - kings_of_metal
 
22.
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
When the brilliant, but unorthodox scientist, Dr. Victor Frankenstein, rejects the artificial man that he has created, the Creature escapes, and later swears revenge. (123 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Branagh
“ Haven't seen this in a LONG time, but from what I remember it wasn't too exciting. ” - kings_of_metal
 
23.
The Last House on the Left (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After kidnapping and brutally assaulting two young women, a gang unknowingly finds refuge at a vacation home belonging to the parents of one of the victims: a mother and father who devise an increasingly gruesome series of revenge tactics. (110 mins.)
Director: Dennis Iliadis
“ About the same as the original, so kinda meh ” - kings_of_metal
 
24.
The Ring (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A journalist must investigate a mysterious videotape which seems to cause the death of anyone in a week of viewing it. (115 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
“ Decent but overrated ” - kings_of_metal
 
25.
Friday the 13th (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees and his deadly intentions. (97 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
“ Made Jason kinda boring ” - kings_of_metal
 
26.
The Wolfman (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Upon his return to his ancestral homeland, an American man is bitten, and subsequently cursed by, a werewolf. (103 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ Too much CGI ” - kings_of_metal
 
27.
Willard (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A young man with an unusual connection to rats uses them at his own sociopathic will. (100 mins.)
Director: Glen Morgan
“ Crispin Glover is rare ” - kings_of_metal
 
28.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When Cyrus Kriticos, a very rich collector of unique things dies, he leaves it all to his nephew and his family. All including his house, his fortune, and his malicious collection of ghosts! (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Beck
“ Couple of good gore scenes, nothing much though ” - kings_of_metal
 
29.
The Haunting (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
When Eleanor, Theo, and Luke decide to take part in a sleep study at a huge mansion they get more than they bargained for when Dr. Marrow tells them of the house's ghostly past. (113 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
“ Gay ” - kings_of_metal
 
30.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The spectre of a dead child rapist haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams. (95 mins.)
Director: Samuel Bayer
“ Craptastic ” - kings_of_metal
 
31.
The Uninvited (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Anna returns home after a stint in a mental hospital, but her recovery is jeopardized by her cruel stepmother and ghastly visions of her dead mother. (87 mins.)
“ Stupid ” - kings_of_metal
 
32.
The Omen (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An American official realizes that his young son may literally be the Devil incarnate. (110 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ Adds absolutely nothing to the original, just tames it down ” - kings_of_metal
 
33.
Halloween (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution and immediately returns to Haddonfield to find his baby sister, Laurie. (109 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ God awful ” - kings_of_metal
 
34.
The Hitcher (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A serial killer pins his crimes on two college students who gave him a ride. (84 mins.)
Director: Dave Meyers
“ God awful part 2 ” - kings_of_metal
 
35.
The Grudge (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
An American nurse living and working in Tokyo is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their life and spreading to another victim. (91 mins.)
Director: Takashi Shimizu
“ Utterly boring ” - kings_of_metal
 
36.
Psycho (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A young female embezzler arrives at the Bates Motel, which has terrible secrets of its own. (105 mins.)
Director: Gus Van Sant
“ Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates...LOL! ” - kings_of_metal
 
37.
Pulse (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
When their computer hacker friend accidentally channels a mysterious wireless signal, a group of co-eds rally to stop a terrifying evil from taking over the world. (90 mins.)
Director: Jim Sonzero
“ I got this for free when I bought some other movie in a 2 pack with it. I threw it away after watching 15 minutes of it, not even joking. ” - kings_of_metal