Worst Movies Everby Patrick Bateman | created - 06 Apr 2011 | updated - 11 Aug 2012 | Public
These films make me laugh, cry, or cringe, not because they're good, but because they suck so badly. Some of these I can't even begin to imagine how the director or editor even took the film seriously.
If you disagree, check out my other lists to see what real movies are made of.
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1. Horsemen (2009)
R | 90 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery
A recently widowed detective still grieving over his wife's death discovers a shocking connection between a serial killing spree and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Worst acting, dumbest plot ever. So horrible, though, it would make an award winning comedy!
2. It's Alive (2008)
R | 80 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A baby born to a human couple turns out to be a mutant monster with an appetite to kill when scared.
My friends and I rented this just to make fun of it. Boy, did we have a great time!
3. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer.
Votes: 184,407 | Gross: $152.27M
Terribly boring...but it had its funny moments.
4. Funny People (2009)
R | 146 min | Comedy, Drama
When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.
Votes: 105,087 | Gross: $51.86M
Moronic People. Nothing funny about this one. Just plain stupid and boring.
5. Avatar (2009)
PG-13 | 162 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home.
Votes: 971,068 | Gross: $760.51M
Avatard...it did have great visuals, otherwise, it was nothing more than anti-military, socialist, environmentalist garbage.
6. 2012 (I) (2009)
PG-13 | 158 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind.
Votes: 308,489 | Gross: $166.11M
Lame dialogue, but it's always fun to watch the characters get killed in the most comical ways, like the plane on the cliff part and the fat Russian man!
7. Little Nicky (2000)
PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Fantasy
After two of the devil's three sons escape Hell to wreak havoc on Earth, the devil must send his third son, the mild-mannered Nicky, to bring them back before it's too late.
Votes: 86,519 | Gross: $39.46M
Sandler can be either very funny or absolutely stupid. This falls under the latter.
8. Patch Adams (1998)
PG-13 | 115 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama
The true story of a heroic man, Hunter "Patch" Adams, determined to become a medical doctor because he enjoys helping people. He ventured where no doctor had ventured before, using humour and pathos.
Votes: 88,276 | Gross: $135.03M
Couldn't even finish this, I was crying at how retarded it is. And the worst part is that it's a true story!
9. Orphan (2009)
R | 123 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A husband and wife who recently lost their baby adopt a 9 year-old girl who is not nearly as innocent as she claims to be.
Votes: 161,380 | Gross: $41.60M
The ending was hilarious.
10. The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
PG-13 | 124 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Jack Hall, paleoclimatologist, must make a daring trek from Washington, D.C. to New York City, to reach his son, trapped in the cross-hairs of a sudden international storm which plunges the planet into a new Ice Age.
Votes: 362,171 | Gross: $186.74M
Same as 2012, absolutely ridiculous with lame acting.
11. The Beach (I) (2000)
R | 119 min | Adventure, Drama, Romance
Vicenarian Richard travels to Thailand and finds himself in possession of a strange map. Rumours state that it leads to a solitary beach paradise, a tropical bliss. Excited and intrigued, he sets out to find it.
Votes: 194,756 | Gross: $39.79M
Terrible acting, stupid dialogue/narrative.
12. Knocked Up (2007)
R | 129 min | Comedy, Romance
For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.
Votes: 317,098 | Gross: $148.73M
Too stupid, couldn't finish it.
13. V for Vendetta (2005)
R | 132 min | Action, Drama, Sci-Fi
In a future British tyranny, a shadowy freedom fighter, known only by the alias of "V", plots to overthrow it with the help of a young woman.
Votes: 884,013 | Gross: $70.51M
Blatant political bias. As far as the fascist theme goes, it doesn't come close to the depth and scope of Orwell's "1984."
14. The Mist (2007)
R | 126 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
A freak storm unleashes a species of bloodthirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.
Votes: 244,094 | Gross: $25.59M
Though it kept my attention, it was just too laughable.
15. Rollerball (2002)
R | 98 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Sport
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying.
Votes: 23,182 | Gross: $18.99M
The description says it all...
16. Deep Impact (1998)
PG-13 | 120 min | Action, Drama, Romance
Unless a comet can be destroyed before colliding with Earth, only those allowed into shelters will survive. Which people will survive?
Votes: 143,591 | Gross: $140.46M
Boring. If I remember correctly, nobody dies until the end.
17. The Big Lebowski (1998)
R | 117 min | Comedy, Crime
"The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire Lebowski, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.
Votes: 605,488 | Gross: $17.45M
I know, I just could not get into this no matter how hard I tried.
18. The Constant Gardener (2005)
R | 129 min | Drama, Mystery, Romance
A widower is determined to get to the bottom of a potentially explosive secret involving his wife's murder, big business, and corporate corruption.
Votes: 119,215 | Gross: $33.58M
Terribly boring, scattered plot.
19. Memento (2000)
R | 113 min | Mystery, Thriller
A man juggles searching for his wife's murderer and keeping his short-term memory loss from being an obstacle.
Votes: 949,247 | Gross: $25.54M
Boring, a bit pretentious...wasn't able to finish it, didn't really care.
20. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Drama, Music
High school student Nick O'Leary, member of the Queercore band The Jerk Offs, meets college-bound Norah Silverberg when she asks him to be her boyfriend for five minutes.
Votes: 79,839 | Gross: $31.49M
Dull. I thought the soundtrack might be interesting, but nope.
21. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
PG-13 | 92 min | Comedy, Sport
A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.
Votes: 201,303 | Gross: $114.33M
Stupid...but maybe I just wasn't in the mood for it.