Kwanity Remembers: Stoner Films

A few tokin' films for the stoner in us all. Might not have 'em all... wait this rhymes too much...

Whether it's Brad Pitt, Ed Norton, or Sean Penn the green is burning...


Peace & Bong hits
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1.
Half Baked (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The story of three not so bright men who come up with a series of crazy schemes to get a friend out of jail. (82 mins.)
Director: Tamra Davis
“ classic Dave ” - kwanity
 
2.
Totally Baked (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Meet Dave Bertman, a tightly wound 37 year-old father of one. Bertman's "higher" education begins when... (88 mins.)
Director: Lee Abbott
“ I'll let you make up your own mind about this one... ” - kwanity
 
3.
Jackie Brown (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A middle-aged woman finds herself in the middle of a huge conflict that will either make her a profit or cost her life. (154 mins.)
“ few bong rips here ” - kwanity
 
4.
True Romance (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
In Detroit, a lonely pop culture geek marries a call girl, steals cocaine from her pimp, and tries to sell it in Hollywood. Meanwhile, the owners of the cocaine - the Mob - track them down in an attempt to reclaim it. (120 mins.)
Director: Tony Scott
“ Brad Pitt pulls out his inner stoner ” - kwanity
 
5.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A group of Southern California high school students are enjoying their most important subjects: sex, drugs and rock n' roll. (90 mins.)
Director: Amy Heckerling
“ Sean has a turn here ” - kwanity
 
6.
Up in Smoke (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Two stoners unknowingly smuggle a van - made entirely of marijuana - from Mexico to L.A., with incompetent Sgt. Stedenko on their trail. (86 mins.)
Director: Lou Adler
“ Couldn't leave these guys out ” - kwanity
 
7.
Leaves of Grass (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An Ivy League professor is lured back to his Oklahoma hometown, where his twin brother, a small-time pot grower, has concocted a scheme to take down a local drug lord. (105 mins.)
“ A little more serious.

Ed at his very best. ” - kwanity
 
8.
Downtown 81 (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
The film is a day in the life of a young artist, Jean Michel Basquiat, who needs to raise money to reclaim... (72 mins.)
Director: Edo Bertoglio
“ Yes Basquiat tokes on a few joints in this one. ” - kwanity
 
9.
Clerks (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof. (92 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
“ This one goes in as a shout out to Jay and silent Bob. ” - kwanity
 
10.
Son in Law (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Having gotten a taste of college life, a drastically changed farm girl returns home for Thanksgiving break with her best friend, a flamboyant party animal who is clearly a fish out of water in a small farm town. (95 mins.)
Director: Steve Rash
“ Ok strange choice, maybe. However where's the grindidge and vino bu-ddy? ” - kwanity
 
11.
Pineapple Express (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him. (111 mins.)
“ A recent and very good addition to the breed. ” - kwanity
 
12.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers. (88 mins.)
Director: Danny Leiner
 
13.
Rockers (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Horsemouth sets himself up in business selling records but when gangsters steal his bike things start to turn nasty... (100 mins.)
“ Ras smoke de sensi ” - kwanity
 
14.
Shottas (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
This movie is about crime connected to selling drugs and extortion, hence the title. The crimes which start off in Jamaica then move to USA. (95 mins.)
Director: Cess Silvera
“ you can almost smell the green on this one. ” - kwanity
 
15.
Evil Bong (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell... (86 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
“ bong... ” - kwanity
 
16.
Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Stoners Larnell, Brett, and Bachman all suffer from severe delayed side effects from smoking grass from evil bong Ebee... (80 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
“ Bong... ” - kwanity
 
17.
Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
An evil alien bong crashes on earth. Its intent: world domination. Our stoner heroes are sent to the alien bong planet and held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope to escape and save planet earth: Eebee, the original Evil Bong. (87 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
“ BONG!... ” - kwanity