My bottom 50 films

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1.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
2.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
 
3.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
4.
The Legend of the Titanic (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.7/10 X  
A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme. (84 mins.)
 
5.
Saving Christmas (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
Kirk is enjoying the annual Christmas party extravaganza thrown by his sister until he realizes he needs to help out Christian... (80 mins.)
Director: Darren Doane
 
6.
Lucky Numbers (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A television weatherman scams a local lottery. (105 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
 
7.
Hobgoblins (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true. (88 mins.)
Director: Rick Sloane
 
8.
Santa Claus (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Xmas. (94 mins.)
Director: René Cardona
 
9.
Bride of the Monster (1955)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A mad doctor attempts to create atomic supermen. (69 mins.)
 
10.
Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans. (90 mins.)
Director: Camillo Teti
 
11.
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A defecting Soviet scientist is hit by a nuclear explosion near Yucca Flats and roams around as a beast. (54 mins.)
Director: Coleman Francis
 
12.
Darkness Falls (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A vengeful spirit has taken the form of the Tooth Fairy to exact vengeance on the town that lynched her 150 years earlier. Her only opposition is the only child, now grown up, who has survived her before. (86 mins.)
 
13.
Vinyl (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Warhol's strange interpretation of "A Clockwork Orange." Includes Gerard dancing to the Martha and the Vandellas classic "Nowhere to Run" and being tortured by professional sadists. (70 mins.)
Director: Andy Warhol
 
14.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
15.
Sleepwalkers (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A mother-and-son team of strange supernatural creatures move to a small town to seek out a young virgin to feed on. (91 mins.)
Director: Mick Garris
 
16.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Pearl Harbor follows the story of two best friends, Rafe and Danny, and their love lives as they go off to join the war. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
17.
Along Came Polly (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A buttoned up newlywed finds his too organized life falling into chaos when he falls in love with an old classmate. (90 mins.)
Director: John Hamburg
 
18.
Reindeer Games (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
After assuming his dead cellmate's identity to get with his girlfriend, an ex-con finds himself the reluctant participant in a casino heist. (104 mins.)
 
19.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
 
20.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. (89 mins.)
Director: Joseph Sargent
 
21.
Bless the Child (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Omens and concepts of good vs. evil have no place in Maggie O'Connor's well-ordered, practical universe... (107 mins.)
Director: Chuck Russell
 
22.
The Violent Years (1956)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Paula Parkins is the teenage daughter of wealthy parents whom don't seem to make time for her, so she looks for thrills as the leader of her all girl gang who steal, rob, and rape young men. (65 mins.)
Director: Wm. M. Morgan
 
23.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
On the outskirts of Whoville, there lives a green, revenge-seeking Grinch who plans on ruining the Christmas holiday for all of the citizens of the town. (104 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
 
24.
Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A young alien (David Love) falls for a pretty teenage Earth girl (Dawn Anderson) and they team up to try to stop the plans of his invading cohorts... (86 mins.)
Director: Tom Graeff
 
25.
Popeye (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The adventures of the sailor man and his friends in the seaside town of Sweethaven. (114 mins.)
Director: Robert Altman
 
26.
The Waterboy (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A waterboy for a college football team discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team. (90 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
 
27.
15 Minutes (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A homicide detective and a fire marshall must stop a pair of murderers who commit videotaped crimes to become media darlings. (120 mins.)
Director: John Herzfeld
 
28.
The Patriot (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Peaceful farmer Benjamin Martin is driven to lead the Colonial Militia during the American Revolution when a sadistic British officer murders his son. (165 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
 
29.
Hannibal Rising (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After the death of his parents during World War II, young Hannibal Lecter moves in with his beautiful aunt and begins plotting revenge on the barbarians responsible for his sister's death. (121 mins.)
Director: Peter Webber
 
30.
Mousehunt (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Two stumblebum inheritors are determined to rid their antique house of a mouse who is equally determined to stay where he is. (98 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
 
31.
Bad Boys II (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Two loose-cannon narcotics cops investigate the flow of Ecstasy into Florida. (147 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
32.
Grown Ups (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (102 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
33.
Hannibal (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Living in exile, Hannibal Lecter tries to reconnect with now disgraced FBI agent Clarice Starling and finds himself a target for revenge from a powerful victim. (131 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
 
34.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to reclaim their old glory. (136 mins.)
Director: George Lucas
 
35.
Bee Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Barry B. Benson, a bee just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey. On a special trip outside the hive, Barry's life is saved by Vanessa, a florist in New York City. As their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey, and subsequently decides to sue them. (91 mins.)
 
36.
Glen or Glenda (1953)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A psychiatrist tells two stories: one of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda), the other of a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne). (65 mins.)
 
37.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
38.
Cool World (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A comic strip vamp seeks to seduce her cartoonist creator in order to cross over into the real world. (102 mins.)
Director: Ralph Bakshi
 
39.
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A housewife who is unhappy with her life befriends an old lady in a nursing home and is enthralled by the tales she tells of people she used to know. (130 mins.)
Director: Jon Avnet
 
40.
John Q (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
John Quincy Archibald takes a hospital emergency room hostage when his insurance won't cover his son's heart transplant. (116 mins.)
Director: Nick Cassavetes
 
41.
Gone Fishin' (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Two fishing fanatics get in trouble when their fishing boat gets stolen while on a trip. (94 mins.)
 
42.
From Paris with Love (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In Paris, a young employee in the office of the US Ambassador hooks up with an American spy looking to stop a terrorist attack in the city. (92 mins.)
Director: Pierre Morel
 
43.
Fathers' Day (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A woman cons two old boyfriends into searching for her runaway son by convincing both that they are the boy's father. (98 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
 
44.
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Martin Blank is a professional assassin. He is sent on a mission to a small Detroit suburb, Grosse Pointe, and, by coincidence, his ten-year high school reunion party is taking place there at the same time. (107 mins.)
Director: George Armitage
 
45.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Four teens are in great danger one year after their car hits a stranger whose body they dump in the sea. (101 mins.)
Director: Jim Gillespie
 
46.
Flubber (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
An absent-minded professor discovers "flubber," a rubber-like super-bouncy substance. (93 mins.)
Director: Les Mayfield
 
47.
Angel (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
15 year-old Molly is the best in her class in high school. Nobody suspects that the model pupil earns... (94 mins.)
 
48.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
 
49.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a SeaWorld theme park after a 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park with them. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Alves
 
50.
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Los Angeles police officer Brian O'Connor must decide where his loyalty really lies when he becomes enamored with the street racing world he has been sent undercover to destroy. (106 mins.)
Director: Rob Cohen