Scariest NON-Horror Films Ever Made

The movies are scary because of the huge waste of time watching them is! The scariest thing about these stinkers is that they were ever made at all. And that some of us paid to see them.
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1.
The Bodyguard (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A former Secret Service agent takes on the job of bodyguard to a pop singer, whose lifestyle is most unlike a President's. (129 mins.)
Director: Mick Jackson
“ The only thing scarier than watching Kevin Costner for 2 hours (don't put him in a paper bag, he can't act his way out of it!) is that someone told Whitney Houston that she could act. ” - Poochini_Barkey_Bark
 
2.
Glitter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom. (104 mins.)
“ Don't think I need to explain this one. ” - Poochini_Barkey_Bark
 
3.
Swept Away (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor. (89 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
“ I know how MaDonna felt when she woke up, saw the ship, and then didn't signal it. They should have left all of the roles of film on the island when they packed up. ” - Poochini_Barkey_Bark
 
4.
Two If by Sea (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that _last_ job... (96 mins.)
Director: Bill Bennett
“ Love, LOVE Denis Leary. I cannot believe he wrote this crap, and then TOLD people he wrote this crap. And I can't believe that Sandra Bullock agreed to be IN this crap. ” - Poochini_Barkey_Bark
 
5.
Splice (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Genetic engineers Clive Nicoli and Elsa Kast hope to achieve fame by successfully splicing together the DNA of different animals to create new hybrid animals for medical use. (104 mins.)
Director: Vincenzo Natali
“ Love Adrien Brody. And now, thanks to this movie, he is forever burned in my mind's eye intercoursing a goat girl. Terrifying, to say the least. ” - Poochini_Barkey_Bark
 
6.
Water for Elephants (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Set in the 1930s, a former veterinary student takes a job in a traveling circus and falls in love with the ringmaster's wife. (120 mins.)
“ This movie is scary for a completely NON-funny reason. The story is about animal abuse, specifically elephant abuse. And then, a few weeks after the movie is released in theaters, video surfaced of the elephant used in the movie to play Rosie actually BEING abused by her handlers and trainers. I have read and LOVED the book, but will not be seeing the movie. ” - Poochini_Barkey_Bark
 
7.
She-Devil (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A cunning and resourceful housewife vows revenge on her husband when he begins an affair with a wealthy romance novelist. (99 mins.)
Director: Susan Seidelman
“ If you have seen it, you know why it is here. Awful stuff. ” - Poochini_Barkey_Bark
 
8.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes in order to win her heart. (112 mins.)
Director: Edgar Wright
“ Love Michael Cera, although he doesn't ever really act. This movie was just horrible for many reasons, too many to name here. It made me want to junk-punch Cera for wasting 2 hours of my life with this crap. ” - Poochini_Barkey_Bark