The Worst of Nickelodeon

I love Nickelodeon...or at least I USED to. Nick has made SEVERAL SEVERAL horrible shows in it's lifetime. They havent made a good show since Invader ZIM, and all of the good shows that still run are getting ruined.

You wanna rip me a new one? Go right ahead. I have, like, 12.
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1.
Fanboy & Chum Chum (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
This show is based around two children that dress up as superhero-themed people and go around creating havoc wherever they go... (24 mins.)
“ This show proves that the average IQ of the human race is going down at a fast rate. WHO LIKES THIS $H!T???? 30 minutes of nonstop fart jokes and toilet humor. Yes, very funny indeed. Its so funny, its #1 on my list.

*beep* this show. You @$$holes. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
2.
The Naked Brothers Band (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
The lives of a tween rock band led by real-life singer-songwriting/musician brothers Nat and Alex Wolff.
“ These losers make the Jonas Brothers look good. Can anyone under the age of 16 act other than Haley Joel Osment?

Something tells me these kids were dropped on thier heads several times as babies. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
3.
Back at the Barnyard (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A spin-off of the movie version of the same name, the show follows the lives of the animals on a farm.
“ An unfunny spin-off show of an unfunny kids film. Sounds like a genious plan to me! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
4.
Planet Sheen (2010 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Sheen Estevez, our protagonist, despite a warning from his friend Jimmy Neutron about a button on his ship presses it to see what happens...
“ Dear Steve Oedekerk: Please pull your head out of your butt and start making some good shows again. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
5.
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
The misadventures of a fast-food restaurant working sponge who lives under the sea. (23 mins.)
“ THE NEW STUFF ONLY!

I love the old Spongebob. From 1999 to 2005-ish, Spongebob was a cleverly written show with good humor and funny characters.

Now, the show is full of dull moments, gross-out humor, fart jokes, and Spongebob is now gay towards Squidward. Not to mention, every episode is has the same story. Spongebob hurts Squidward, Squidward cries, Spongebob makes everything better but towards the end Squidward gets hurt again. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
6.
Power Rangers Ninja Storm (2003 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Three rebellious students are the last ones remaining at their ninja academy after evil aliens attack the Earth... (30 mins.)
“ What age group is this aimed at? Teens or toddlers?? ” - TheSonomaDude
 
7.
Tak & the Power of Juju (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
The show follows the title character named Tak who must protect the Pupununu people from Tlaloc's evil spell. (27 mins.)
“ I didnt even hate this show, its just SO BORING and SO FORGETABLE. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
8.
Yakkity Yak (2003 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Yakkity is a teenager who aspires to be a stand-up comedian and is so serious about his career that he's already gotten himself an agent, Mr. Trilobyte, a small but gruff insect. (15 mins.)
Director: Mark Gravas
“ Was the creater of this show a 5-year-old that was high??? I mean, a talking Yak who's best friend is a talking pine apple? And they live inside a giant onion? WTF? ” - TheSonomaDude
 
9.
Zoey 101 (2005 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Zoey Brooks and her brother, Dustin, attend their first day at Pacific Coast Academy, a private boarding school that enrolls girls for the first time in its history. (30 mins.)
“ Dan Shneider hasnt made a good show since Drake and Josh. This show just flat out sucks. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
10.
The Mighty B! (2008 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Overachieving Honeybee scout, Bessie Higgenbottom, attempts to earn every last Bee Badge. (24 mins.)
“ It attempts to try gross-out humor, but fails. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
11.
Hey Dude (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A group of friends work together with their boss at a dude ranch and go through many fun moments and mishaps along the way. (30 mins.)
“ Does anyone here remember this show? I feel sorry for you...

THIS SHOW IS SO BORING. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
12.
As Told by Ginger (2000 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
The TV cartoon follows a preteen girl named Ginger Foutley, along with two friends, as they try to fit in social life as well in school and try to avoid any embarrassments. (30 mins.)
“ Its like an animated version of Degrassi. Girl likes boy, boy dates girl, girl gets bullied by boy's ex girlfriends, girl finds out boy is cheating on her, girl dumps boy. Then, the girl ends up dating her best male friend in the last episode. Not to mention: Ginger is dull as dishwater.

Speaking of Degrassi... ” - TheSonomaDude
 
13.
Degrassi: The Next Generation (2001 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
The lives of the kids at Degrassi Community School dealing with the serious and sometimes taboo issues that plague teenagers. (30 mins.)
“ I dont get why EVERYONE loves this show. Its not funny, but for a different reason. Most shows (Fanboy and ChumChum) TRY to be funny, but suck. This show, however, has no jokes at all. No humor, no laughing. Its all "I want us to be together!" teen lovie-dovie bullcrap.

For those who like this show, I'm sorry. But I hated it. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
14.
The Troop (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A troop of kids protect the world from supernatural creatures. (30 mins.)
Director: Greg Coolidge
“ This show was originally supposed to be Men IN Black Jr, with kids dressing up in the tux's and fighting aliens. But, this was the result.

Not to mention: Is it SOOOO hard just to get a good CGI artist? ” - TheSonomaDude
 
15.
Pelswick (2000 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A cartoon show that follows a teenage boy in a wheelchair who emphasize on living a normal life. (30 mins.)
“ Hey look! An OLD Nick show that sucks!

This show is so bland and boring that its not even worth mentioning.

By the way, this show came out in 1992, not 2000. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
16.
Doug (1991 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The life of a young boy as he meets friends, falls in love, maneuvers his way through grade 6 and writes all about it in his journal. (30 mins.)
“ Hate me if you want. I dont care. I HATE THIS SHOW.

I mean, its so bland! All the characters are boring and uninteresting! And why is the best friend blue??? And what kind of name is Patty Mayonaise? ” - TheSonomaDude
 
17.
All Grown Up! (2003 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Follows the adventures of the whole Rugrats gang. But, now they're all grown up. Angelica's nicer, Chuckie's a risk taker... (30 mins.)
“ Well, thats what happens when you attempt to bring back a show from 1991 and make the characters 10 years older.

However, I WILL admit: The Halloween episode (the episode when they go camping) is actually one of the best Halloween specials I've ever seen. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
18.
T.U.F.F. Puppy (2010 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A secret agent labradoodle is recruited into a task force called T.U.F.F and seeks injustice throughout the city in which he lives in.
“ C'mon, Butch Hartman! You can do better! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
19.
House of Anubis (2011 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
When one of their number disappears on the same day that an American girl joins their ranks, a group of English boarding school students embarks on solving a mystery. (15 mins.)
“ Is this supposed to be scary? Cause all I see is another bland teen show in which the boys try to hook up with the girls. BORING!

And, no offence to British people, but WTF are the characters in this show saying??? ” - TheSonomaDude
 
20.
True Jackson, VP (2008 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The adventures of True Jackson, a 15-year-old, who becomes the VP of her favorite fashion company, Mad Style...
“ Its not funny, not clever, not anything. I do like Keke Palmers acting, however.

And...what kind of name is TRUE?? What the brothers name, FALSE? Or what about the cousin? Is his name CORRECT? I mean, never in my whole entire life have I ever, EVER, met anyone or seen anyone named True! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
21.
Animorphs (1998 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Five kids and an alien with the ability to turn into any beast they touch vs. an army of parasitic aliens who are slowly infiltrating Earth. (30 mins.)
“ I've always wanted to see a movie with graphic human-to-animal transformations (other than Werewolves). The books certainly had graphic human-to-animal transformation scenes. But not the show. In the show, its just like POOF, and thier animals. In the books, it was painful to transform, and it took like 2 minutes.

Not to mention, bad acting and bad effects. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
22.
The Brothers Garcia (2000 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
The comic foibles of a Mexican-American family in San Antonio, Texas, US. (30 mins.)
Director: Henry Chan
“ Its like Degrassi: Its not funny whatsoever, but because they dont actually have jokes.

If you havent heard of this show, then just picture George Lopez, but instead of humor, add life lessons and teen lovie-dovie crap. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
23.
Just Jordan (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A young man rises to stardom under the tutelage of his teacher-turned-manager.
“ The Lil Romeo show wasnt that good. So, why make another show staring his lil bro??? Its not funny and not well written. Jordan is just your stereotypical black teen: plays basketball, raps, and says stuff like "sup homeboyz".

However, the episode when he gets a grill on his grill on his grill on his teeth and cant get it off made me laugh. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
24.
Big Time Rush (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry. (25 mins.)
“ This show is just a rip-off of JONAS. And JONAS sucks! Once again, we have another teen lovie-dovie show. CRAP CRAP CRAP.

The same people made Ned's Declassified, a good Nick live-action show. Now, we have this. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
25.
My Dad the Rock Star (2003 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The straightlaced son of a flamboyantly eccentric heavy metal rock star tries to lead a normal life. (30 mins.)
“ Its one of those "I dont wanna be like my father" shows. LAME. But this time, its animated. LAMER. Plus, the dad doesnt really ever play rock music. So...this show is pointless.

Not to mention: Its written and produced by Gene Simmons, the head man from KISS. Thats kinda cool. ” - TheSonomaDude