Movies That Need to Grow Up

These are the films that are laughably horrible
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1.
Grown Ups (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (102 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ Sandler cannot make a good movie to save his life. Besides Rock and Hayek, the cast is very unlikable and unfunny. The kid actors can be compared to little demons for how bad they act. The script and the story is very unoriginal and stupid. ” - ajmerccos
 
2.
All About Steve (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill
“ Without a doubt the worst script from any film. This movie is so hipocritical. Do we like the main character, or is she supposed get on every single *beep* nerve on our body. Is Bradley Cooper supposed to like Bullock after all the weird *beep* she does. It is a very messy movie. ” - ajmerccos
 
3.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
“ Seemed like a decent idea, but it is a very messy and zany movie ” - ajmerccos
 
4.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Tasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that there's a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Kaos
“ The cover and stars drag you in... to bad you don't know you are being dragged into hell ” - ajmerccos
 
5.
Glitter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom. (104 mins.)
“ The top of the cover says it all ” - ajmerccos
 
6.
How to Eat Fried Worms (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
During the first day of his new school year, a fifth grade boy squares off against a bully and winds up accepting a dare that could change the balance of power within the class. (98 mins.)
Director: Bob Dolman
“ Horrible child actors. I'd rather eat and bathe in hundreds of worms than watch these little *beep* scream and talk with too much or too little attitude. ” - ajmerccos
 
7.
Killers (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple. (100 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
“ Usually like Heigl and Kutcher, but they are not ass-kickers. Plus, plot is unreal and unnecessary ” - ajmerccos
 
8.
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A waitress from Texas and a college student from Pennsylvania meet during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and come together through their shared love of singing. (81 mins.)
Director: Robert Iscove
“ Kelly Clarkson is a singer. That Justin dude is a singer. Let them be singers. ” - ajmerccos
 
9.
Popstar (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A teenage girl's life gets turned upside down when a new school friend turns out to be a pop star. (94 mins.)
Director: Richard Gabai
“ just read the plot ” - ajmerccos
 
10.
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Santa, aka Scott Calvin, is faced with double-duty: how to keep his new family happy, and how to stop Jack Frost from taking over Christmas. (97 mins.)
Director: Michael Lembeck
“ Tim Allen gets caught up in the moment when acting. Short was a pointless touch to this series. And Liliana Mummy & Spencer Breslin may be the most annoying child actors ever. ” - ajmerccos
 
11.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ So bad it is good. On second thought... no. It's just terrible. ” - ajmerccos
 
12.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ Just watching Travolta in that rediculous costume makes me crack up ” - ajmerccos
 
13.
Whiteout (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
U.S. Marshal Carrie Stetko tracks a killer in Antarctica, as the sun is about to set for six months. (101 mins.)
Director: Dominic Sena
“ Love Kate Beckinsale, but the plot of this and the way they structured it was hilariously bad. ” - ajmerccos
 
14.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Actually has a likable cast, but they really didn't see if they could handle the role. Clooney, Thurman, and the governator sounds like a kick-ass movie... why isn't it. ” - ajmerccos
 
15.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
“ The worst of the unfunny Friedberg and Seltzer films ” - ajmerccos
 
16.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ Really? Do I have to explain? ” - ajmerccos
 
17.
Home Alone 4 (2002 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with... (89 mins.)
Director: Rod Daniel
“ First of all... You can't replace Joe Pesci. Especially with French Stewart.
2. Why on Earth would they make the parents divorce?
3. Kevin is supposed to be funny.
4. There is supposed to be some resemblance of John Hughes in a Home Alone movie.
5. What the hell happened to the other two siblings?
6. Why the *beep* hasn't Kevin and his brother and sister grown older after almost eight years?
7. Don't make it so obvious Kirstie Alley rejected this movie with that bitch. ” - ajmerccos
 
18.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In the future, a man struggles to keep his lunar nightclub out of the hands of the mafia. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
“ When watching this I asked... is this really Eddie Murphy? This started the long list of nonsense movies for Eddie Murphy. ” - ajmerccos
 
19.
Supercross (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Faced with the suspicious death of their father, two brothers must motivate one another to get back on their bikes and take the Las Vegas Motocross Championships by storm. (80 mins.)
Director: Steve Boyum
“ This just pisses me off. Dirtbike action heroes... sounds educational and realistic ” - ajmerccos
 
20.
Snow Day (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
When a school in upstate New York is snowed in, a group of students hi-jack a plow to keep the school closed. (89 mins.)
Director: Chris Koch
“ We can blame this film for the drop in our education statistics. The bad guy is the man who wants the kids to go to school. ” - ajmerccos
 
21.
The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Molly Hartley looks to put her troubled past behind her with a fresh start at a new school, where she sparks with one of the most popular students... (82 mins.)
Director: Mickey Liddell
“ Are we supposed to scream or laugh? It is so easy to laugh, and so very hard to scream when I have seen this crap 20,000 times. ” - ajmerccos
 
22.
The Spy Next Door (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids, who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau. (94 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ Remember that kung-fu action hero Jackie Chan? Apparently Chan's agent doesn't. Why the hell is he doing this? ” - ajmerccos
 
23.
The Women (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A wealthy New Yorker wrestles with the decision to leave her cheating husband, as she and her friends discover that women really can have it all. (114 mins.)
Director: Diane English
“ Unnecessary. ” - ajmerccos
 
24.
Swept Away (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor. (89 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
“ This was a sign to Guy Ritchie that Madonna and him were heading nowhere good. ” - ajmerccos
 
25.
The Happening (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
“ I love both Wahlberg and Deschanel, but i think it is safe to say that M. Night is a terrible director. The dialogue is to blame for this monsterpiece, it is so wierd and crazy. He isn't giving much to his great actors ” - ajmerccos
 
26.
Head Over Heels (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A young woman is attracted to a man despite her thinking she's seen him kill someone. (86 mins.)
Director: Mark Waters
“ Freddie Prinze might be in the most bad films. ” - ajmerccos
 
27.
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A tale of an inner city drug dealer who turns away from crime to pursue his passion, rap music. (117 mins.)
Director: Jim Sheridan
“ No one wants to see 50 Cent in a movie. Stick to what you do best. Fiddy tries his best being the best gangsta he can be, but for someone who raps about being a gangsta you sure don't act like one. ” - ajmerccos
 
28.
Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
When a rap mogul from Atlanta tries to join a conservative country club in the Carolinas he runs into fierce opposition from the board President- but it's nothing that he and his entourage can't handle. (93 mins.)
“ The title should say it all. ” - ajmerccos
 
29.
Material Girls (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Two wealthy sisters, both heiresses to their family's cosmetics fortune, are given a wake-up call when a scandal and ensuing investigation strip them of their wealth. (98 mins.)
Director: Martha Coolidge
“ Duff may be the worst actress to come out of Disney. But at least she is likable unlike her sister. ” - ajmerccos
 
30.
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
With all-new gadgets, high-flying action, exciting chases and a wisecracking new handler, Derek (Anthony Anderson), Cody has to retrieve the device before the world's leaders fall under the evil control of a diabolical villain. (100 mins.)
Director: Kevin Allen
“ Spy Kid copycats. ” - ajmerccos
 
31.
Fighting (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
In New York City, a young counterfeiter is introduced to the world of underground street fighting by a seasoned scam artist, who becomes his manager on the bare-knuckling brawling circuit. (105 mins.)
Director: Dito Montiel
“ I've never seen a sports movie that had no heart. I don't like any of the characters especially Tatum. When you act like you can't stand the entertainment industry than get the hell out of it. I usually like Terrence Howard in movies, but what up with the voice. I couldn't wait for him to shut him up. This movie is pointless. ” - ajmerccos
 
32.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black. (130 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
“ Really? The first one wasn't that bad, but this one was just torture and very gay. Did they think Lautner showing off his abs would hide his bad acting? ” - ajmerccos
 
33.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
“ You can't expect much from a sequel to The Mask that doesn't even star Jim Carrey. ” - ajmerccos
 
34.
Summer Catch (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A rich girl whose family summers on Cape Cod has a romance with a local poor boy who hopes to become a major league baseball player. (108 mins.)
Director: Mike Tollin
“ Freddie Prinze throws like a girl. ” - ajmerccos
 
35.
You Got Served (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In order to achieve their dream of opening a recording studio, two friends (Omarion, Houston) must first win their city's dance contest -- a fierce competition that pits them against a group of tough street dancers. (95 mins.)
“ This one is so bad that it is hilarious. I mean comedic gold. ” - ajmerccos
 
36.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenage population. Except this time, they're out to get each other, too. (97 mins.)
Director: Ronny Yu
“ I love horror movies, and this would be a decent movie if it were called Freddy & Jason. If the two have a rivalry against each other... what is up with the other teenagers waiting to be killed. This is more of a video game. ” - ajmerccos
 
37.
Bedtime Stories (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A hotel handyman's life changes when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to magically come true. (99 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
“ I swear to God... What is up with casting directors these days? They pick the worst kid actors. And they think Sandler will give them comedy. Joke is on them. ” - ajmerccos
 
38.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
When Cyrus Kriticos, a very rich collector of unique things dies, he leaves it all to his nephew and his family. All including his house, his fortune, and his malicious collection of ghosts! (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Beck
“ Are we supposed to be scared? For real. I was laughing the whole way through. ” - ajmerccos
 
39.
Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A widowed Coast Guard Admiral and a widow handbag designer fall in love and marry, much to the dismay of her 10 and his 8 children. (88 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ Too many kids and too many minutes in this movie. ” - ajmerccos
 
40.
Bride Wars (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Two best friends become rivals when they schedule their respective weddings on the same day. (89 mins.)
Director: Gary Winick
“ Can you believe it took FOUR people to write this train-wreck. ” - ajmerccos
 
41.
The Shaggy Dog (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A man tries to live a normal life despite the fact that he sometimes turns into a sheepdog. (98 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ I think Spencer Breslin has some weird crush for Tim Allen. They're in every single stinker together. Breslin is the most untalented young actor and Allen is just a mega-fail anymore. ” - ajmerccos
 
42.
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Three years after he last terrorized his sister, Michael Myers confronts her again, before traveling to Haddonfield to deal with the cast and crew of a reality show which is being broadcast from his old home. (94 mins.)
Director: Rick Rosenthal
“ Since when did Michael Meyers' neighborhood turn into the hood? ” - ajmerccos
 
43.
Honey (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Honey is a sexy, tough music video choreographer who shakes up her life after her mentor gives her an ultimatum: sleep with him or be blacklisted within their industry. (94 mins.)
Director: Bille Woodruff
“ Another poorly acted dance movie. ” - ajmerccos
 
44.
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A young boy is recruited by his imaginary friends Sharkboy and Lavagirl to help save their planet. (93 mins.)
“ Curse Rodriguez for boosting Lautner's career. I remember I was psyched to see this after loving Spy Kids movies but this was complete *beep* And we can blame this for revivng 3D.

Still love Rodriguez though. It's just that his kids movies suck butt. ” - ajmerccos
 
45.
Raise Your Voice (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A girl from a small town heads to the big city of Los Angeles to spend the summer at a performing arts high school. (103 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
“ Surprised this didn't air on Disney Channel, and it actually hit theaters first. ” - ajmerccos
 
46.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A group of tourists arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself. (90 mins.)
Director: Joe Berlinger
“ Every good movie needs a *beep* sequel. ” - ajmerccos
 
47.
Firehouse Dog (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Rexxx, Hollywood's top canine star, gets lost and is adopted into a shabby firehouse. He teams up with a young kid to get the station back on its feet. (111 mins.)
Director: Todd Holland
“ THe only thing worse than stupid live-action kiddy movies is stupid live-action kiddy movies starring an animal. Josh Hutcherson, I thought you flushed your career down the toilet after this. Good thing you didn't let this kill you. ” - ajmerccos
 
48.
Zoom (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Former superhero Jack is called back to work to transform an unlikely group of ragtag kids into superheroes at a private Academy. (83 mins.)
Director: Peter Hewitt
“ S. Breslin & Allen are back again. How many *beep* can they make together? ” - ajmerccos
 
49.
Exit Wounds (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Orin Boyd, a tough cop in an inner-city precinct discovers a web of dirty cops and corruption. (101 mins.)
“ DMX went to prison for this. And as for Seagal... It was all straight to DVD from there. ” - ajmerccos
 
50.
Beastly (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A modern-day take on the "Beauty and the Beast" tale where a New York teen is transformed into a hideous monster in order to find true love. (86 mins.)
Director: Daniel Barnz
“ Pettyfer gives a *beep* performance along wth Vannessa Hudgens. And... Do we want it to end well for the main guy, because he was a big dick? ” - ajmerccos
 
51.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
“ The thing is these movies would be so funny if they were on a show with better writers. Oh wait that is SNL. ” - ajmerccos
 
52.
Doogal (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
This is the story of Doogal, an adorable candy-loving mutt who goes on a mission to save the world.... (85 mins.)
“ Read that tag-line and then read the cast. Sounds like a hot mess, but really it's just a mess. ” - ajmerccos
 
53.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ This exposed us to the monster Holly Robinson. Howard the Duck can go rot in Hell. ” - ajmerccos