Films I Regret Watchingby fizzgig3000 | created - 20 Mar 2011 | updated - 20 Mar 2011 | Public
While there's a little comedic value to some of these, for the most part these fall under the category of "there's two hours of my life I'll never get back".
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1. Ghosts of Mars (2001)
R | 98 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
In 2176, a Martian police unit is sent to pick up a highly dangerous criminal at a remote mining post. Upon arrival, the cops find that the post has become a charnel house.
Votes: 45,800 | Gross: $8.43M
Love John Carpenter, hate this film.
2. Message in a Bottle (1999)
PG-13 | 126 min | Drama, Romance
A woman discovers a tragic love letter in a bottle on a beach, and is determined to track down its author.
Votes: 31,478 | Gross: $52.88M
Why does this movie exist?
3. Head of the Family (1996)
R | 82 min | Comedy, Horror
The "head" of the family is literally that - a giant head on a tiny body, who psychically controls the rest of his even weirder family.
Thought it'd be a funny B-movie, but this didn't even come close to qualifying as entertainment. Oh and there's a scene where the Head gets "head" - don't ask me how!
4. House of Sand and Fog (2003)
R | 126 min | Drama
An abandoned wife is evicted from her house and starts a tragic conflict with her home's new owners.
Votes: 59,438 | Gross: $13.01M
Great performances, but way too depressing (and I can handle nearly anything).
PG | 89 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
A young boy with a distant father enters a world of make-believe and magic through a portal within an antique book.
Votes: 20,124 | Gross: $17.37M
This film is horrible on it own, but it's made 10x worse by the fact that it makes a total mockery of the original.
6. Random Hearts (1999)
R | 133 min | Drama, Mystery, Romance
A police sergeant and a congresswoman both lose their spouses in a plane crash, and they soon discover that their spouses were having an affair with each other.
Votes: 17,950 | Gross: $31.05M
Billed as an action/romance movie, but utterly dull all around.
7. The Collector (I) (2009)
R | 90 min | Horror, Thriller
Desperate to repay his debt to his ex-wife, an ex-con plots a heist at his new employer's country home, unaware that a second criminal has also targeted the property, and rigged it with a series of deadly traps.
Votes: 48,270 | Gross: $7.71M
Interesting premise that devolved into torture porn pretty quick.
8. The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
PG-13 | 130 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black.
Votes: 234,942 | Gross: $296.62M
Sorry Twilight fans - I gave this a chance, but just couldn't get into it.
9. Rising Sun (1993)
R | 129 min | Action, Crime, Drama
When an escort girl is found dead in the offices of a Japanese company in Los Angeles, detectives Web Smith and John Connor act as liaison between the company's executives and the investigating cop Tom Graham.
Votes: 37,553 | Gross: $63.10M
Another example of the previews looking way more exciting than the film ended up being.