I HATE THESE FILMS (part 2)

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1.
The Love Guru (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. (87 mins.)
Director: Marco Schnabel
 
2.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
 
3.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A young woman who was missing reappears, but she claims to be someone else entirely. (105 mins.)
Director: Chris Sivertson
 
4.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In the future, a man struggles to keep his lunar nightclub out of the hands of the mafia. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
 
5.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Tasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that there's a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Kaos
 
6.
Texas Rangers (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A ragtag group of youngsters band together after the American Civil War to form the Texas Rangers, a group charged with the dangerous, ruthless duty of cleaning up the West. (90 mins.)
Director: Steve Miner
“ without a doubt the worse attempt of a western ever ” - njrossouw13
 
7.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian. (127 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
8.
Zoom (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Former superhero Jack is called back to work to transform an unlikely group of ragtag kids into superheroes at a private Academy. (83 mins.)
Director: Peter Hewitt
 
9.
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (99 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
10.
Date Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. (83 mins.)
Director: Aaron Seltzer
 
11.
Deck the Halls (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Two neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space. (93 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
12.
Timecop (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Max Walker, an officer for a security agency that regulates time travel, must fend for his life against a shady politician who's intent on changing the past to control the future. (99 mins.)
Director: Peter Hyams
“ here starts the the van damme demolition...... ” - njrossouw13
 
13.
Street Fighter (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. (102 mins.)
 
14.
Maximum Risk (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A policeman takes his twin brother's place and inherits his problems and a beautiful girlfriend. He... (101 mins.)
Director: Ringo Lam
 
15.
Hard Target (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A woman hires a drifter as her guide through New Orleans in search of her father, who has gone missing. They discover a deadly game of cat and mouse behind his disappearance in the process. (97 mins.)
Director: John Woo
 
16.
Kickboxer (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Kurt Sloane must learn the ancient kick boxing art of Muay Thai in order to avenge his brother. (97 mins.)
 
17.
The Quest (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Chris embarks on an odyssey of self-discovery that spans the globe. Kidnapped and enslaved by gun smugglers... (95 mins.)
“ and I will stop her......otherwise the whole list will only consist of his revenge films. ” - njrossouw13
 
18.
Envy (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A man becomes increasingly jealous of his friend's newfound success. (99 mins.)
Director: Barry Levinson
 
19.
Employee of the Month (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A slacker competes with a repeat winner for the "Employee of the Month" title at work, in order to gain the affections of a new female employee. (103 mins.)
Director: Greg Coolidge
 
20.
Ghost Rider (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself. (114 mins.)
 
21.
Max Payne (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a police detective whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation. (100 mins.)
Director: John Moore
 
22.
Meet Dave (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form. While trying to save their planet, the aliens encounter a new problem, as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman. (90 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
23.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cousins Bo and Luke Duke, with a little help from their cousin Daisy and Uncle Jesse, egg on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane. (104 mins.)
 
24.
Rollerball (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying. (98 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
 
25.
Waterworld (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
In a future where the polar ice-caps have melted and Earth is almost entirely submerged, a mutated mariner fights starvation and outlaw "smokers," and reluctantly helps a woman and a young girl try to find dry land. (135 mins.)
Director: Kevin Reynolds
 
26.
In Her Shoes (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Strait-laced Rose breaks off relations with her party girl sister, Maggie, over an indiscretion involving Rose's boyfriend. The chilly atmosphere is broken with the arrival of Ella, the grandmother neither sister knew existed. (130 mins.)
Director: Curtis Hanson
 
27.
The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Mulder and Scully are called back to duty by the FBI when a former priest claims to be receiving psychic visions pertaining to a kidnapped agent. (104 mins.)
Director: Chris Carter
 
28.
Speed Racer (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young driver, Speed Racer, aspires to be champion of the racing world with the help of his family and his high-tech Mach 5 automobile. (135 mins.)
 
29.
Ultraviolet (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A beautiful hemophage infected with a virus that gives her superhuman powers has to protect a boy in a futuristic world, who is thought to be carrying antigens that would destroy all hemophages. (88 mins.)
Director: Kurt Wimmer
 
30.
Jingle All the Way (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas, however, every store is sold out of them, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one. (89 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant