some of the worst movies i've ever seen...

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1.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ so bad it's ...really bad ” - Chriss_Collision
 
2.
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them. (83 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
“ not funny ! ” - Chriss_Collision
 
3.
Bloodmonkey (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A renowned but mad professor leads a small group of American students into the jungles of Africa to investigate a remote tribe of killer chimpanzees rumored to be the missing link. (90 mins.)
Director: Robert Young
“ bloody awful ” - Chriss_Collision
 
4.
Darkness Falls (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A vengeful spirit has taken the form of the Tooth Fairy to exact vengeance on the town that lynched her 150 years earlier. Her only opposition is the only child, now grown up, who has survived her before. (86 mins.)
 
5.
The Godson (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
After the death of his older brother, Giuseppe "The Guppy" Calzone (Kevin McDonald) becomes head of the Calzone Mob Family... (100 mins.)
Director: Bob Hoge
 
6.
Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Big and Little Enos are opening a sea food restaurant. They bet Sheriff Buford T. Justice that he cannot drive from Miami to the Enos ranch in Texas in a given amount of time. If Buford loses he has to give up his badge. (85 mins.)
Director: Dick Lowry
“ smokey and no bandid ” - Chriss_Collision
 
7.
Men in White (1998 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Satire of recent science fiction films including all of the obvious choices and "Dr. Strangelove" finds two garbage men defeating an alien invasion. (83 mins.)
Director: Scott Levy
 
8.
Santa with Muscles (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac. (97 mins.)
Director: John Murlowski
“ Hulk Hogan with a beard ” - Chriss_Collision
 
9.
Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Dudley (Booger) Dawson is about to get married, but the father of the bride doesn't want his daughter to marry a nerd. The nerdy gain needs to set things straight once again. (92 mins.)
Director: Steve Zacharias
 
10.
Assault on Devil's Island (1997 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Hulk Hogan leads an elite Navy SEALS team chosen for an audacious mission to rescue a group of nationals being held captive by a drug lords soldiers who want their leader released. (96 mins.)
Director: Jon Cassar
“ Hulk Hogan... ” - Chriss_Collision
 
11.
Captain America (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against arch-criminal, The Red Skull. (97 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
 
12.
Assault on Dome 4 (1996 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Low-budget Die Hard clone in which mad terrorist Alex Windham takes over a small scientific community... (91 mins.)
Director: Gilbert Po
“ sorry Bruce... ” - Chriss_Collision
 
13.
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are... (93 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
“ Hulk Hogan with a hairpiece ” - Chriss_Collision
 
14.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
15.
Charlie's Angels (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal. (98 mins.)
Director: McG
 
16.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
17.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
18.
Jason X (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Jason Voorhees returns with a new look, a new machete, and his same murderous attitude as he is awakened on a spaceship in the 25th century. (91 mins.)
Director: Jim Isaac
 
19.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A group of martial arts warriors have only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion. (95 mins.)
“ fatality ” - Chriss_Collision
 
20.
Son of the Pink Panther (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Charles Dreyfus encounters Jacques Gambrelli, who reminds him painfully of Inspector Clouseau, the man who drove him insane. With good reason: Gambrelli is Clouseau's son. (93 mins.)
Director: Blake Edwards
“ even worse than Steve Martin ” - Chriss_Collision
 
21.
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Elwood must reunite the old band, with a few new members, and go on another "Mission from God." (123 mins.)
Director: John Landis
 
22.
2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Leslie Nielsen once again plays a bumbling detective in the vein of the 'Naked Gun' movies, but this time as Marshall Richard 'Dick' Dix... (99 mins.)
 
23.
Black Knight (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Martin Lawrence plays Jamal, an employee in Medieval World amusement park. After sustaining a blow to the head, he awakens to find himself in 14th century England. (95 mins.)
Director: Gil Junger
 
24.
Kazaam (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Being a lone young boy in the 'hood" is dangerous and unpleasant. This is what Max experiences when... (93 mins.)
Director: Paul M. Glaser
“ Shaq... ” - Chriss_Collision
 
25.
The Avengers (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Two British agents team up to stop Sir August de Wynter from destroying the world with a weather-changing machine. (89 mins.)
 
26.
Steel (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
John Henry Irons designs weapons for the military. When his project to create weapons that harmlessly neutralize soldiers is sabotaged... (97 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Johnson
“ Shaq is back..oh no ” - Chriss_Collision
 
27.
Strange Wilderness (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed TV show, two animal fans go to the Andes in search of Bigfoot. (87 mins.)
Director: Fred Wolf
 
28.
The Kid with X-ray Eyes (1999 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Justin and his uncle find X-ray goggles misplaced by an evil crime ring. The criminals kidnap Justin, his uncle, and the Feds and Justin has to rescue everybody. (85 mins.)
Director: Sherman Scott
 
29.
Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A girl group find themselves in the middle of a conspiracy to deliver subliminal messages through popular music in this send up of the music industry and pop culture. (98 mins.)
 
30.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Pearl Harbor follows the story of two best friends, Rafe and Danny, and their love lives as they go off to join the war. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay