Just plain bad

I love bad movies! As long as they're good, that is. These movies are not "so bad they're good". They're just so bad they are.... awful, in some cases painful to watch.

Listed in random order.
View:
Log in to copy items to your own lists.
1.
Songs from the Second Floor (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Where are we humans going? A film poem inspired by the Peruvian poet César Vallejo. We meet people in the city. People trying to communicate, searching compassion and get the connection of small and large things. (98 mins.)
Director: Roy Andersson
 
2.
Playtime (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Monsieur Hulot curiously wanders around a high-tech Paris, paralleling a trip with a group of American tourists. Meanwhile, a nightclub/restaurant prepares its opening night, but it's still under construction. (115 mins.)
Director: Jacques Tati
 
3.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
 
4.
Nukie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
An alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government. (95 mins.)
 
5.
Slapstick of Another Kind (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A rich, beautiful couple give birth to deformed alien twins who, when their heads are together, are the smartest kids on the planet. (82 mins.)
Director: Steven Paul
 
6.
Drive In Massacre (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Two police detectives try to catch a serial killer who is stalking a rural California drive-in theater, randomly killing people with a sword. (74 mins.)
Director: Stu Segall
 
7.
Haunted Boat (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
HAUNTED BOAT is a mystical, mind-twisting psychological horror film about six teenagers going on a boat trip and getting lost in parallel dimensions where they have to face their greatest fears. (97 mins.)
Director: Olga Levens
 
8.
Jaws in Japan (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
Beautiful girls are in danger. At Sunny Beach, a huge shark is waiting for his prey. College students... (70 mins.)
Director: John Hijiri
 
9.
Igor and the Lunatics (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
After 16 years in prison, Igor and his gang are out and bent on taking revenge on the town that sent them up. (82 mins.)
Director: Billy Parolini
 
10.
Lust for Frankenstein (1998 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
(82 mins.)
Director: Jesús Franco
“ And I LIKE Jess Franco, but he sure has made some real stinkers, like this one. ” - NoWireHangers
 
11.
Copper Mountain (1983 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Two friends travel to a ski resort, with one looking to hit the slopes, while the other spends time trying to pick up women. (60 mins.)
Director: David Mitchell
 
12.
Nude on the Moon (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A rich rocket scientist organizes an expedition to the moon, which they discover is inhabited by nude women. (83 mins.)
“ Can a movie with this title really be bad? Unfortunately, yes. ” - NoWireHangers
 
13.
The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Hollywood Strangler ("Johnathan Click") kills young models... Skid Row Slasher kills winos ... What will happen when they meet? (72 mins.)
 
14.
Blood Shack (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A young woman inherits a ranch that is supposedly haunted by a murderous beast called "The Chooper." (55 mins.)
 
15.
Bloody Wednesday (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Harry is unable to hold a job due to his mental illness and lives in an abandoned Hollywood hotel haunted by friendly ghosts of the long dead staff. The lines of his mental illness and reality become extremely blurred as some of his strangest events are indeed witnessed by others. As Harry becomes more frustrated by not being able to distinguish fact from delusion he turns to violence. (96 mins.)
Director: Mark G. Gilhuis
 
16.
Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Escaped convict Griffin and his friends ran all the way to Hell...with a penny, and a broken cigarette. (89 mins.)
Director: Coleman Francis
“ John Carradine sings the themsong. Epic! After that the movie is just 90 minutes of boredom. ” - NoWireHangers
 
17.
Omega Doom (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
After earth is taken over by an army of robots, the small number of humans left are forced into hiding... (84 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
 
18.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. (82 mins.)
 
19.
Curse of the Zodiac (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
Though decades have passed since the multiple murderer held the state of California hostage with fear, the mystery of the identity of the Zodiac killer has never been solved. (82 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
 
20.
Green River Killer (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Along twenty years, the deranged serial-killer Gary Ridgway has killed at least forty-eight prostitutes and dumped their bodies in Green River. (83 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
 
21.
The Manson Family (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A dramatization of the horrific and notorious Manson Family Murders, in the form of super 8 home movies. (95 mins.)
Director: Jim Van Bebber
 
22.
Minotaur (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Long ago in the Iron Age, a shadow loomed over a lonely village. For generations, the village youths... (93 mins.)
 
23.
New Rose Hotel (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Maas and Hosaka are two large Corporations in the future world. They are fighting to get control over the best minds of the world... (93 mins.)
Director: Abel Ferrara
 
24.
Super Christian (1980 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
(27 mins.)
Director: John Schmidt
 
25.
The Apocalypse (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
In this epic disaster film of faith, a mother and father search for their only child as a giant asteroid headed for Earth triggers a series of apocalyptic events. (94 mins.)
Director: Justin Jones
 
26.
The Last Sin Eater (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
In seeking her own redemption from the man of whom she is most afraid, ten-year-old Cadi Forbes discovers a secret sin haunting her community of Welsh immigrants in 1850s Appalachia. (117 mins.)
“ Tedious film with bad acting. Even the great Louise Fletcher is bad in it! ” - NoWireHangers
 
27.
The Steam Experiment (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A deranged scientist locks 6 people in a steam room and threatens to turn up the heat if the local paper doesn't publish his story about global warming. (90 mins.)
 
28.
The Wizard of Gore (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Montag the Magnificent (Glover) is a master illusionist who performs at underground venues, selecting female volunteers from his rave-like audiences... (94 mins.)
Director: Jeremy Kasten
“ Instead of improving on the original they made it worse... ” - NoWireHangers
 
29.
Getting There (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
This film is about Mary-Kate and Ashley turning sixteen years old and going on a road trip without parents... (90 mins.)
Director: Steve Purcell
 
30.
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Shakespeare's famous play is updated to the hip modern suburb of Verona still retaining its original dialogue. (120 mins.)
Director: Baz Luhrmann
“ Painfully pretentious. Unwatchable. DiCaprio as bad as ever. ” - NoWireHangers
 
31.
The Sobbing Stone (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
Science can't explain it. No one can. A seemingly ordinary stone has been brought to the attention of four of the best paranormal experts in the world... (76 mins.)
“ Probably the worst Christian movie ever made outside of Nigeria (and at least "666 Beware the End is at Hand" had some entertainment value). Inept in every way. ” - NoWireHangers
 
32.
The Encounter: Paradise Lost (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Seven years after the world's most devastating tsunami in Thailand six strangers find themselves trapped... (104 mins.)
Director: Bobby Smyth
“ Same old tired religious discussions, again, with some of the worst action scenes I've ever seen. ” - NoWireHangers
 
33.
2047: Sights of Death (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Ryan, a Green War rebel agent sent on a mission to collect evidence against the Confederate Central Government, for its heinous crimes. The mission quickly turns chaotic when he meets Tuage, a mutant survivor. (89 mins.)