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1.
Transformers (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager. (144 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ From the director of "Pearl Harbor."

THIS IS THE SH*T!!!! ” - SpeedyEric
 
2.
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Many different cartoon stars like Bugs Bunny, the Muppet Babies and Garfield join forces to convince a teenager that drugs aren't cool. (30 mins.)
“ For his first regular review.

...Did Simon of The Chipmunks just say marijuana? ” - SpeedyEric
 
3.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A giant egg is unearthed at a construction site and soon opened, releasing the terrible Ivan Ooze, who wreaks vengeance on Zordon for imprisoning him millennia ago. With Zordon dying and their powers lost, the Rangers head to a distant planet to find the mystic warrior Dulcea. (95 mins.)
Director: Bryan Spicer
“ ("Wa, wa, wa" music cue.)

The Power Rangers theme song is in the #7 spot of the Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs.
Not understanding the reason why the African-American actor and Asian actress left the original Power Rangers cast is in the #11 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
The Power Rangers gloves, TV projector lamp, and room detector commercial was later shown in “Conquest of the Commercials: Ehenzeeahneh.” ” - SpeedyEric
 
4.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Four teenage mutant ninja turtles emerge from the shadows to protect New York City from a gang of criminal ninjas. (93 mins.)
Director: Steve Barron
“ For the Ninja Turtles Trilogy episode.

April O'Neil is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women.
Also talked about in "What You Never Knew About The Ninja Turtles." ” - SpeedyEric
 
5.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The Turtles and the Shredder battle once again, this time for the last canister of the ooze that created the Turtles, with which Shredder wants to unleash an army of new mutants. (88 mins.)
“ For the Ninja Turtles Trilogy episode.

April O'Neil is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women. ” - SpeedyEric
 
6.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan. (96 mins.)
Director: Stuart Gillard
“ For the Ninja Turtles Trilogy episode.

Horribu*beep*us.

April O'Neil is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women.
This film is also in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critics I Will Never Do, because the Angry Video Game Nerd already did a full review on it. ” - SpeedyEric
 
7.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
“ "Ba-bomb."

The Nintendo Cereal System commercial was later shown in "Nostalgic Commercials!: After These Messages..."
The Super Mario Advnetures comics was later talked about in ""Why Super Mario Comics Don't Suck."
The trailer was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
8.
Cloverfield (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A group of friends venture deep into the streets of New York on a rescue mission during a rampaging monster attack. (85 mins.)
Director: Matt Reeves
“ The movie that NC wished the monster was a Giant Robotic Donkey Kong Jesus Riding a Puff of Smoke. ” - SpeedyEric
 
9.
Street Fighter (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. (102 mins.)
“ "OF COURSE!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
10.
Mortal Kombat (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Three unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world. (101 mins.)
Director: Paul Anderson
“ From the director of "Alien vs. Predator."

Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat) is in the #5 spot of the Top 11 *BEEP* YEAH Movie Themes. ” - SpeedyEric
 
11.
Space Jam (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Michael Jordan agrees to help the Looney Tunes play a basketball game vs. alien slavers to determine their freedom. (88 mins.)
Director: Joe Pytka
“ Bunny boobies.

The ending to "What's Opera, Doc?" is in the #7 spot of the Top 11 Saddest Moments.
Lola Bunny's bunny boobies is in the #11 spot of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes.
Later talked about in "All the Looney Tunes Movies." ” - SpeedyEric
 
12.
Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Scientists genetically create a new Pokémon, Mewtwo, but the results are horrific and disastrous. (96 mins.)
“ Y'know, for kids!

The constant spelling mistakes is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
The commercial for Pokemon on Game Boy was later shown in “Conquest of the Commercials: Ehenzeeahneh.” ” - SpeedyEric
 
13.
The Wizard (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross country with the help of a girl they meet to compete in the ultimate video game championship. (96 mins.)
Director: Todd Holland
“ "I love the PowerGlove, it's so bad."

The review is in the runners-up of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
Lucas is in the #5 spot of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes. ” - SpeedyEric
 
14.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ A BAT CREDIT CARD!?!?!?

Not understanding why Mr. Freeze didn't cure his wife is in the #9 spot of the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
Robin is in the #8 spot of the Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress list.
Later mentioned in “The Dark Age of Movies” editorial.
The trailer was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?"
The review is in the runners-up of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
The "Bat Credit Card" gag is in the #8 spot of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
15.
The Mighty Ducks (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A self-centered lawyer is sentenced to community service coaching a rag tag youth hockey team. (100 mins.)
Director: Stephen Herek
“ For the 90's Sports Montage. ” - SpeedyEric
 
16.
Angels in the Outfield (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
When a boy prays for a chance to have a family if the California Angels win the pennant, angels are assigned to make that possible. (102 mins.)
Director: William Dear
“ For the 90's Sports Montage. ” - SpeedyEric
 
17.
Air Bud (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A young boy and a talented stray dog with an amazing basketball playing ability become instant friends... (98 mins.)
“ For the 90's Sports Montage. ” - SpeedyEric
 
18.
Rookie of the Year (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
When an accident miraculously gives a boy an incredibly powerful pitching arm, he becomes a major league pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. (103 mins.)
Director: Daniel Stern
“ For the 90's Sports Montage. ” - SpeedyEric
 
19.
Little Giants (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Misfits form their own opposing team to an elite peewee football team, coached by the elite team coach's brother. (107 mins.)
Director: Duwayne Dunham
“ For the 90's Sports Montage. ” - SpeedyEric
 
20.
Cool Runnings (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
When a Jamaican sprinter is disqualified to the Olympic Games, he enlists the help of a dishonored coach to start the first Jamaican Bobsled Team. (98 mins.)
Director: Jon Turteltaub
“ For the 90's Sports Montage. ” - SpeedyEric
 
21.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A quintet of teenagers work together to encourage environmentally responsible behaviour and can summon a superhero to deal with ecological disasters. (30 mins.)
“ HEART!

Linka is in the #11 spot of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women. ” - SpeedyEric
 
22.
Double Dare (1986 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
One in a long-running series of game shows, where two-member teams of children compete to answer questions and complete stunts. (30 mins.)
 
23.
3 Ninjas (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Each year, three brothers, Samuel, Jeffrey and Michael Douglas visit their grandfather, Mori Tanaka... (84 mins.)
Director: Jon Turteltaub
“ The constant spelling mistakes is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. ” - SpeedyEric
 
24.
Bébé's Kids (1994 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
“ For the deal NC made with The Angry Video Game Nerd, who in return reviewed the movie "Ricky 1."

Not giving a clear explanation of the secret passageway is in the #7 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. ” - SpeedyEric
 
25.
Masters of the Universe (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A prince turned warrior named He-Man battles against the dark lord Skeletor on the planet Eternia. He-Man and his comrades arrive on Earth and discover two teenage lovers to find the magical Cosmic Key. (106 mins.)
Director: Gary Goddard
“ The He-Man Burger King Kid's Meals commercial was later shown in "Nostalgic Commercials!: After These Messages..."
The He-Man Hotline commercial was later shown in "Return of the Nostalgic Commercials: We'll Be Right Back..." ” - SpeedyEric
 
26.
Follow That Bird (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Big Bird is sent to live far from Sesame Street by a pesky social worker. Unhappy, Big Bird runs away from his foster home, prompting the rest of the Sesame Street gang to go on a cross-country journey to find him. (88 mins.)
Director: Ken Kwapis
“ Finished by Chester A. Bum.

The Sesame Street theme song is in the #11 spot of the Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs.
The song "Blue Bird" is in the #10 spot of the Top 11 Saddest Moments. ” - SpeedyEric
 
27.
Saved by the Bell (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A TV show centered on six students and their years at Bayside High School in Palisades, California. (30 mins.)
“ "I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
28.
Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Tom and Jerry must save a girl from her evil aunt. (84 mins.)
Director: Phil Roman
“ Tom and Jerry was later talked about in "Why is Tom and Jerry GENIUS?"
The short "Blue Cat Blues" was later talked about in "Did Tom and Jerry Commit Suicide?"
The review is in the #3 spot of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
The mind*beep* sequence and the Hamlet quote share the #10 spot of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes. ” - SpeedyEric
 
29.
Surf Ninjas (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Brothers Johnny, an adolescent surf talent, and Adam, a preadolescent video-game addict, grow up care-free... (87 mins.)
Director: Neal Israel
“ "Bend your knees! Use your arms!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
30.
Kazaam (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Being a lone young boy in the 'hood" is dangerous and unpleasant. This is what Max experiences when... (93 mins.)
Director: Paul M. Glaser
“ "Let's Green Egg and Ham it." ” - SpeedyEric
 
31.
Double Dragon (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Two brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power. (96 mins.)
Director: James Nickson
 
32.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ From the production company that gave us the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises. ” - SpeedyEric
 
33.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A group of martial arts warriors have only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion. (95 mins.)
“ I'm acting!

Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat) is in the #5 spot of the Top 11 *BEEP* YEAH Movie Themes.
Bhargav's sexual rambling is in the #2 spot of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes. ” - SpeedyEric
 
34.
Godzilla (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A giant, reptilian monster surfaces, leaving destruction in its wake. To stop the monster (and its babies), an earthworm scientist, his reporter ex-girlfriend, and other unlikely heroes team up to save their city. (139 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ From the director of "Independence Day."

"That's a lot of fish."

Not realizing that some species of lizards can actually eat fish is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
Later mentioned in “The Dark Age of Movies” editorial. ” - SpeedyEric
 
35.
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
From the popular video game, Super Mario Bros. The Super Mario Bros. Super Show features Mario, his brother Luigi... (30 mins.)
“ The Nintendo Cereal System commercial is shown in "Nostalgic Commercials!: After These Messages..."
Princess Peach is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress.
The Super Mario Adventures comics were talked about in "Why Super Mario Comics Don't Suck" ” - SpeedyEric
 
36.
The Legend of Zelda (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Based on the popular Nintendo game of the same name. Link and Princess Zelda protect the mystical artifact, the Triforce of Wisdom, from falling into the hands of the evil sorcerer Ganon. (15 mins.)
“ "Well excuse ME, princess."

The Nintendo Cereal System commercial was later shown in "Nostalgic Commercials!: After These Messages..."
The American and Japanesse commercials for the game The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening was later shown in "Return of the Nostalgic Commercials: We'll Be Right Back..."
Zelda was later mentioned "What's with the Princess Hate?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
37.
Jingle All the Way (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas, however, every store is sold out of them, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one. (89 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ For Christmas 2008.

"Put that cookie down!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
38.
The Ren & Stimpy Show (1991 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
The gross misadventures of a hyper chihuahua and a stupid cat. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.

Also in the #8 spot of the Top 11 Animated Shows.
The line "I just love skinny-dipping!" is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids.
Later mentioned in "Why Do We Love Stupid?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
39.
Rugrats (1990 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
The cartoon misadventures of four babies and their snotty older cousin as they face the things in life they don't understand. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.

Adventure HO! ” - SpeedyEric
 
40.
Doug (1991 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The life of a young boy as he meets friends, falls in love, maneuvers his way through grade 6 and writes all about it in his journal. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.

Doo-doo-dooo-doo-doo-doo-dooo-doo-dooo-doo-doo. ” - SpeedyEric
 
41.
Rocko's Modern Life (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
The wacky misadventures of an Australian wallaby and his friends as he finishes his transition to American life. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.

Most of this show is in the #1 spot of the Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids. ” - SpeedyEric
 
42.
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters (1994 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
The show takes us through the struggles of life as a child monster. 3 monster friends are studying how to scare humans in school... (30 mins.)
Director: Jeff McGrath
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons. ” - SpeedyEric
 
43.
Hey Arnold! (1994 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
The everyday life of Arnold, a 4th-grader in a nameless city that resembles Brooklyn, New York, who lives in a multi-racial boarding house with his grandparents and a motley assortment of neighbors and friends. (15 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons. ” - SpeedyEric
 
44.
You Can't Do That on Television (1979 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Sketch TV by young amateur actors in true classic Nick-style. But whatever you do, never admit that you don't know or ask for water. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms.

ELEPHANT! (The Burger King appears.) ” - SpeedyEric
 
45.
Clarissa Explains It All (1991 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
As events unfold in her life, Clarissa explains to the viewer the motivations behind people's actions. (30 mins.)
Director: Richard Steir
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms. ” - SpeedyEric
 
46.
Hey Dude (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A group of friends work together with their boss at a dude ranch and go through many fun moments and mishaps along the way. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms. ” - SpeedyEric
 
47.
Salute Your Shorts (1991 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
A group of kids at a summer camp, run by the heard-but-never-seen Dr. Kahn, form friendships as they spend time harassing buffoonish camp counselor Kevin "Ug" Lee. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms. ” - SpeedyEric
 
48.
The Adventures of Pete & Pete (1992 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
This delightfully quirky show looks at the lives and adventures of two red-headed brothers with the same name. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms. ” - SpeedyEric
 
49.
Roundhouse (1992 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Sketch Comedy show for adolescents with skits revolving around a central theme to teach a lesson. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK. ” - SpeedyEric
 
50.
Are You Afraid of the Dark? (1990 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
A group of kids get together in the woods, and tell ghost stories. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK. ” - SpeedyEric
 
51.
All That (1994 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A combination sketch comedy/musical performance show in the tradition of "Saturday Night Live," this... (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK. ” - SpeedyEric
 
52.
KaBlam! (1996 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
'KaBlam!' is a comedic animation anthology show, hosted by the (also animated) Henry and June. Regularly... (30 mins.)
Director: Mike DeSeve
“ For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK. ” - SpeedyEric
 
53.
Kenan & Kel (1996 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
The comic misadventures of teenagers Kenan and his dimwitted buddy Kel. (30 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK. ” - SpeedyEric
 
54.
Kenan & Kel: Two Heads Are Better Than None (2000 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
The Rockmores set out on a family road trip with an uninvited Kel stashed in the trunk. While camping out in the woods, Kenan has a scary encounter with a mysterious, shadowy figure... (69 mins.)
“ For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK. ” - SpeedyEric
 
55.
Good Burger (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Two dim-witted teenagers are forced to save the fast food restaurant they work at from going out of business, despite a new-and-improved burger joint opening across the street that want to be the "Top Dog" in the fast food industry. (103 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ For Nickelodeon Month. ” - SpeedyEric
 
56.
FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The magical inhabitants of a rainforest fight to save their home, which is threatened by logging and a polluting force of destruction called Hexxus. (76 mins.)
Director: Bill Kroyer
“ With The Nostalgia Chick.

BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT! ” - SpeedyEric
 
57.
A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Young Calvin Fuller is pulled into King Arthur's court by Merlin. His mission: to save Camelot. To do... (89 mins.)
“ The constant spelling mistakes is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. ” - SpeedyEric
 
58.
The Good Son (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A young boy stays with his aunt and uncle, and befriends his cousin who's the same age. But his cousin begins showing increasing signs of violent behavior. (87 mins.)
Director: Joseph Ruben
“ The constant spelling mistakes is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. ” - SpeedyEric
 
59.
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Sonic and Tails are willing to save the planet Mobius from Dr. Robotnik and his robots which they plan to take over in these slapstick based adventures. (30 mins.)
 
60.
Sonic the Hedgehog (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
In a post-apocalyptic and dystopian future, all life has been challenged by oppression and tyranny, as the evil Robotnik is on the wake of controlling Mobius. (30 mins.)
“ In the #12 spot of the Top 11 Animated Shows list.

Princess Sally was later mentioned in "What's with the Princess Hate?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
61.
Twister (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Bill and Jo Harding, advanced storm chasers on the brink of divorce, must join together to create an advanced weather alert system by putting themselves in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes. (113 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
“ From the director of "The Haunting" (1999).

Later mentioned in “The Dark Age of Movies” editorial. ” - SpeedyEric
 
62.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
“ The movie is in the #1 spot of the Top 11 WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed. ” - SpeedyEric
 
63.
Rock-A-Doodle (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Edmund is a boy whose favorite story of Chanticleer, a rooster whose singing makes the sun rise every morning until the Grand Duke of Owls... (77 mins.)
“ From the director of "The Small One," "The Secret of NIMH," Dragon's Lair 1 & 2, "An American Tail," and "The Land Before Time." ” - SpeedyEric
 
64.
Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans. (90 mins.)
Director: Camillo Teti
“ Aka, the animated Titanic movie with a rapping dog.

The trailer to James Camron's "Titanic" is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Best Film Trailers. ” - SpeedyEric
 
65.
The Pagemaster (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A cowardly boy who buries himself in accident statistics enters a library to escape a storm only to be transformed into an animated illustration by the Pagemaster. He has to work through obstacles from classic books to return to real life. (80 mins.)
“ From the director of "The Rocketeer" and "Captain America: The First Avenger."

Zuul, mother*beep*er, ZUUL! ” - SpeedyEric
 
66.
The NeverEnding Story (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A troubled boy dives into a wondrous fantasy world through the pages of a mysterious book. (102 mins.)
“ Reviewed by Chester A. Bum. For April Fool's episode.

The drowning of Artax is in the #5 spot on the Top 11 Saddest Moments. ” - SpeedyEric
 
67.
Moonwalker (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Anthology movie by, and starring, Michael Jackson in his prime, combining a number of music videos from his bestselling "Bad" album with a fantasy tale of Michael's confrontation with a ruthless drug dealer known as Mr. Big (Joe Pesci). (93 mins.)
“ Note: This review came out less than three months before Michael Jackson's death. ” - SpeedyEric
 
68.
TMNT (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
When the world is threatened by an ancient evil, the four adolescent turtles must reunite and overcome their faults in order to stand against it. (87 mins.)
Director: Kevin Munroe
“ April O'Neil is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women.
Insulting Mako as the voice of Splinter is in the #3 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. ” - SpeedyEric
 
69.
Red Sonja (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A vengeful woman sets out to retrieve a magic orb from an evil queen whom she vows vengeance upon after the evil queen slain her family and her loyal warriors raped her. (89 mins.)
 
70.
Short Circuit (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Number 5 of a group of experimental robots in a lab is electrocuted, suddenly becomes intelligent, and escapes. (98 mins.)
Director: John Badham
“ For the Short Circuit double feature episode. ” - SpeedyEric
 
71.
Short Circuit 2 (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Robot Johnny Five comes to the city and gets manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes. (110 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Johnson
“ For the Short Circuit double feature episode. ” - SpeedyEric
 
72.
Batman (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being the clownishly homicidal Joker. (126 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ For "Old vs. New." From the director of "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" and "Beetlejuice."

Best Batman
Best supporting cast
Best story

Also mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
9. A character's past
7. Jousting (mano a mano)
6. Items blowing in the wind
3. Evil laughter.
The Batman theme is in the #3 spot of the Top 11 *BEEP* YEAH Movie Themes.
Later mentioned in "Are Superheroes Whiny Little Bitches?"
The Diet Coke commercial (cross-promoting "Batman Returns"), was later shown in "Dawn of the Commercials: The Fourth One."
Later talked about in "What You Never Knew About Batman." ” - SpeedyEric
 
73.
The Dark Knight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
When the menace known as the Joker wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham, the caped crusader must come to terms with one of the greatest psychological tests of his ability to fight injustice. (152 mins.)
“ For "Old vs. New"

Best Joker
Best action scenes

Also mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
7. Jousting (mano a mano)
6. Items blowing in the wind
3. Evil laughter.
The Joker (Heath Ledger) is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Scariest Performances.
"Batman Begins" was later mentioned in "Are Superheroes Whiny Little Bitches?"
The trailer for "The Dark Knight Rises" is in the #6 spot of the Top 11 Movie Trailers.
The trailer for this film was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
74.
Full House (1987 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
After the sudden death of his wife, a young father enlists the help of his brother-in-law and his childhood friend to help him raise his three young children. (22 mins.)
“ Providing the wrong reason why the mother died is in the #6 spot of the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups (He said that she died from a disease when she was actually killed in a car accident). ” - SpeedyEric
 
75.
North (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents. (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ The review is in the #8 spot of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes. ” - SpeedyEric
 
76.
“ With the Angry Video Game Nerd.

April O'Neil is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women. ” - SpeedyEric
 
77.
Sidekicks (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A bullied teen who fantasizes about being Chuck Norris' sidekick trains in martial arts to fulfill his dreams. (101 mins.)
Director: Aaron Norris
“ Chuck Norris!

Mispronouncing actor's names (notably Mako) is in the #8 spot of the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. ” - SpeedyEric
 
78.
Gargoyles (1994 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
A clan of heroic night creatures pledge to protect modern New York City as they did in Scotland long ago (30 mins.)
Director: Yeun Young Sang
“ The show was later talked about in the Disney Afternoon episode. ” - SpeedyEric
 
79.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
80.
Steel (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
John Henry Irons designs weapons for the military. When his project to create weapons that harmlessly neutralize soldiers is sabotaged... (97 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Johnson
“ From the director of "Short Circuit 2."

Later mentioned in “The Dark Age of Movies” editorial. ” - SpeedyEric
 
81.
Barb Wire (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Post-apocalyptic remake of Casablanca set in a sleazy nightclub. (98 mins.)
Director: David Hogan
“ Mistaking a forklift for a bulldozer is in the #6 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. ” - SpeedyEric
 
82.
The Lord of the Rings (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
The Fellowship of the Ring embark on a journey to destroy the One Ring and end Sauron's reign over Middle-earth. (132 mins.)
Director: Ralph Bakshi
“ For "Old vs. New"

Best Frodo Baggins
Best Villains ” - SpeedyEric
 
83.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
A meek Hobbit from the Shire and eight companions set out on a journey to destroy the powerful One Ring and save Middle Earth from the Dark Lord Sauron. (178 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
“ For "Old vs. New"

Best Supporting Cast
Best Action Scenes
Best Story

Also mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
10. The sexy cry
8. A dramatic choir
4. Shouting "No!"
1. Slow-motion.
The Fellowship theme is in the #11 spot of the The Top 11 *BEEP* YEAH Movie Themes.
Later talked about in the Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments:
11. Just letting Gandalf die even though he could easily be saved from falling to his death
9. Gimli's being reduced to comic relief
8. Legolas not having any trouble in fighting
7. Pointless close-up shots
5. Characters returning despite having died or being presumed dead
3. The homosexual overtones in Sam and Frodo's relationship
1. The eagles doing nothing, despite the fact they could save everyone.
Later mentioned in "Can Hype Kill a Good Film?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
84.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
While Frodo and Sam edge closer to Mordor with the help of the shifty Gollum, the divided fellowship makes a stand against Sauron's new ally, Saruman, and his hordes of Isengard. (179 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
“ For "Old vs. New"

Best Supporting Cast
Best Action Scenes
Best Story

Also mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
10. The sexy cry
8. A dramatic choir
6. Items blowing in the wind.
The Fellowship theme is in the #11 spot of the The Top 11 *BEEP* YEAH Movie Themes.
Later talked about in the Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments:
9. Gimli's being reduced to comic relief
8. Legolas not having any trouble in fighting
6. The portrayal of the character Denethor
5. Characters returning despite having died or being presumed dead
3. The homosexual overtones in Sam and Frodo's relationship.
Later mentioned in "Can Hype Kill a Good Film?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
85.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
Gandalf and Aragorn lead the World of Men against Sauron's army to draw his gaze from Frodo and Sam as they approach Mount Doom with the One Ring. (201 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
“ For "Old vs. New"

Best Supporting Cast
Best Action Scenes
Best Story

Also mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
10. The sexy cry
8. A dramatic choir.
The Fellowship theme is in the #11 spot of the The Top 11 *BEEP* YEAH Movie Themes.
Later talked about in the Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments:
10. The numerous false endings
9. Gimli's being reduced to comic relief
8. Legolas not having any trouble in fighting
6. The portrayal of the character Denethor
5. Characters returning despite having died or being presumed dead
4. Arwen's fate being tied to the fate of the ring
3. The homosexual overtones in Sam and Frodo's relationship
2. The complete omission of Saruman the White
1. The eagles doing nothing, despite the fact they could save everyone.
Later mentioned in "Can Hype Kill a Good Film?"
The trailer was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
86.
Last Action Hero (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
With the help of a magic ticket, a young film fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action film character. (130 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ From the director of "Predator."

Mistaking Robert Prosky for Art Carney is in the #5 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups (Note: The mistake it's no longer in the review). ” - SpeedyEric
 
87.
Captain N: The Game Master (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Kevin Keene, a teenager from Northridge, California, is brought to another universe known as Videoland... (25 mins.)
 
88.
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Captain New Eyes travels back in time and feeds dinosaurs his Brain Grain cereal, which makes them intelligent and nonviolent... (72 mins.)
“ Reviewed by Raoul Puke.

The constant spelling mistakes is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. ” - SpeedyEric
 
89.
Warriors of Virtue (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A young boy is whisked away to the mythical land of Tao where he becomes the center of a conflict between an evil lord and a group of animal warriors. (101 mins.)
Director: Ronny Yu
“ "IT WAS A LIFE!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
90.
Captain America (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against arch-criminal, The Red Skull. (97 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ "HEIL HITLER!!!" (BANG)

The trailer to "Captain America: Civil War" was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
91.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ With Spoony and Linkara. From the director of the Bloodrayne series.

Not mentioning Tera Reid pronouncing Newfoundland as "New Found Land" is in the #15 spot of Linkara's Next Top 15 Missed Opportunities of Atop The Fourth Wall. ” - SpeedyEric
 
92.
Blank Check (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
By accident, the 12-year-old Preston is given a blank check and when he fills in $1,000,000 - he is able to get it... (93 mins.)
 
93.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Kids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran. (98 mins.)
“ An audio review.

In the #10 spot of the Top 11 New Halloween Classics. ” - SpeedyEric
 
94.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Charlie receives a golden ticket to a factory, his sweet tooth wants going into the lushing candy, it turns out there's an adventure in everything. (100 mins.)
Director: Mel Stuart
“ For "Old vs. New"

Best Willy Wonka
Best supporting cast
Best music
Best story

Wonka's Tunnel of Hell is in the #10 spot of the Top 11 Scariest Moments list, and the #4 spot of the Top 11 Mind*beep*s. ” - SpeedyEric
 
95.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker. (115 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ For "Old vs. New." From the director of "Batman."

Best visuals ” - SpeedyEric
 
96.
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of "The Wild One", with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
“ Later mentioned in "Is It Right to Nitpick?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
97.
Suburban Commando (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Shep Ramsey is an interstellar hero, righting wrongs, etc. His ship is damaged after a fight with an... (90 mins.)
Director: Burt Kennedy
“ "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"

The After Burner video game commercial was later shown in "Return of the Nostalgic Commercials: We'll Be Right Back..." ” - SpeedyEric
 
98.
The Next Karate Kid (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Mr. Miyagi is back and he takes a new pupil under his wing; a troubled adolescent girl. (107 mins.)
 
99.
Casper (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A paranormal expert and his daughter bunk in an abandoned house populated by three mischievous ghosts and one friendly one. (100 mins.)
Director: Brad Silberling
“ For Halloween 2009.

TIMING!

Later mentioned in "Does PG Mean Anything Anymore?"
The review is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
Casper the Friendly Ghost is in the #3 spot of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes. ” - SpeedyEric
 
100.
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man. (90 mins.)
Director: Sidney J. Furie
“ With Linkara

Also talked about in the Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments:
11. Casting Brandon Routh and Kate Bosworth in Superman Returns
10. The Dumb-Ass Kid at Niagara Falls from Superman II
9. Recreating the romantic flying scene from the 1st film in Superman IV
8. The woman and the baby carriage from Superman II
7. The special effects of Superman IV
6. Clark Kent's glasses
5. Nuclear Man's creation in Superman IV
4. The opening of Superman III
3. Superman's mind erasing kiss in Superman II
2. Richard Pryor in Superman III
1. Superman time-traveling by rotating the Earth backwards in Superman.
Wearing eyeliner in The Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments without notice is in the #9 spot of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
Mistaking a Georgian-era dress for a Victorian-era dress is in the #10 spot of the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
Lois Lane is in the #6 spot of the Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress.
The Superman Main Theme is in the #7 spot of the Top 11 *beep* YEAH Movie Themes (tied with "Raiders March" from Indiana Jones).
The first film and "Superman Returns" were later mentioned in "Are Superheroes Whiny Little Bitches?"
The commercial for Superman Peanut Butter was later shown in “Conquest of the Commercials: Ehenzeeahneh.” ” - SpeedyEric