Games & Films reviewed by TheSpoonyOne

I met you on a Thursday. Friday, took you home.
Well Saturday, I'm begging you, baby, Just leave me alone.
You're turning me upside down.
Pull me to the ground when you shake me, shake me.
I'm giving you what you need,
and I'm begging, please, don't break me, break me love.
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1.
Mad City (1988 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
“ Aka "The Adventures of Bayou Billy." ” - SpeedyEric
 
2.
Abarenbô tengu (1990 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Director: Norio Nakadata
“ Aka "Samurai Zombie Nation." ” - SpeedyEric
 
3.
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Help E.T. get home.
 
4.
The Thing (2002 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
You play the part of a military team sent to investigate what happened at U.S. Outpost 31, and must face the Thing yourself.
 
5.
Final Fantasy VIII (1999 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
A group of mercenaries rescue a mysterious girl, who some say is the sorceress who wants to govern the universe.
“ For an 11-part review. ” - SpeedyEric
 
6.
The X Files: Resist or Serve (2004 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
Fox Mulder and Dana Scully travel to the town of Red Falls, in the Rocky Mountains. They are there to...
 
7.
Johnny Mnemonic: The Interactive Action Movie (1995 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
In a cyberpunk future mnemonics are couriers hired to carry sensitive data uploaded in their cybernaticaly enhanced brains. Johnny's latest job is going to get him killed fast unless he extracts the data asap. But he needs a code to do it.
Director: Douglas Gayeton
 
8.
Sewer Shark (1992 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
In the future, much of humanity has been forced to live underground. The player takes the role of a pilot who flies through sewers beneath the paradise Solar City and exterminates creatures at the order of evil Commissioner Stenchler.
Director: John Dykstra
“ "And what's my payback?! ...A million pounds of tube steak!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
9.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1994 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
“ The Sega CD version. ” - SpeedyEric
 
10.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Make My Video (1992 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A kid and his sister, friends, neighbors and parents can't agree on what the perfect Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch music video should look like. Edit videos they'd like for "Good Vibrations", "I Need Money" and "You Gotta Believe".
Director: Ken Berris
 
11.
INXS: Make My Video (1992 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Two hot pushy girl pool players have clashed with the patrons of a rock bar on the band INXS. If you make a video they like for one of INXS songs "Heaven Sent", "Not Enough Time" and "Baby Don't Cry", the table and the girls are yours.
Director: Ken Berris
 
12.
Kris Kross: Make My Video (1992 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A motormouth radio DJ has given you the task to edit videos for three Kris Kross songs - "Jump", "Warm It Up", and "I Missed The Bus". The callers tell you what they want to see in the video and then the DJ rates your work.
Director: Chris Painter
 
13.
Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory (1992 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
The corporate tyrant of the Music Factory has given you the task to edit videos for three C+C Music Factory songs - "Gonna Make You Sweat", "Things That Make You Go Hmm..." and "Here We Go Let's Rock and Roll."
Director: Chris Painter
“ Aka "C+C Music Factory: Make My Video" ” - SpeedyEric
 
14.
Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A warrior seeks his true origins in a seemingly prehistoric wasteland. (88 mins.)
“ "We're will need a lot more hemp before we're through." ” - SpeedyEric
 
15.
Knightmare (1987 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Dungeons and Dragons-style show that lets contestants explore a computer-generated fantasy world, with wicked special effects and cunning puzzles. (25 mins.)
“ "Oooooooooooh, nasty." ” - SpeedyEric
 
16.
Demolition Man (1994 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Video game adaptation of the movie Demolition Man (1993). The game features FMV clips, shooting galleries, 2D fighting sections and a driving section. Help 90s tough cop John Spartan stop his archenemy in utopian future.
 
17.
Hell's Kitchen: The Video Game (2008 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Players are challenged to prepare, cook and serve a meal under the authority of Gordon Ramsay.
 
18.
Star Trek: Borg (1996 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
The player is a Starfleet cadet whose father was killed during the Battle of Wolf 359 fought against the Borg 10 years ago. Impish Q shows up and offers him to go back in time to his father's ship during the battle and try to save him.
Director: James L. Conway
 
19.
Dirty Harry (1990 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
 
20.
Street Fighter 2010 (1990 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Ken had no interest in the frontier. Then his partner Troy was killed. Someone broke into their lab...
 
21.
The Clones of Bruce Lee (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Bruce Lee has just died, but the BSI is swinging into action to salvage the situation. Aided by the brilliant Professor Lucas... (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Kong
“ For a 2-part review. ” - SpeedyEric
 
22.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ With The Nostalgia Critic and Linkara. ” - SpeedyEric
 
23.
Robowar - Robot da guerra (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A clone/mix of PREDATOR and ROBOCOP gone nuts jungle flick with an international cast, exotic locale and good electronic music. (92 mins.)
Director: Vincent Dawn
“ "BAM- Big Ass Mother(beep)ers." ” - SpeedyEric
 
24.
Spider-Man vs. the Kingpin (1991 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
You control Spider-Man as you race against time tracking down an nuclear bomb set by the Kingpin.
“ With Linkara ” - SpeedyEric
 
25.
Captain America and the Avengers (1991 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
“ With Linkara ” - SpeedyEric
 
26.
Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge (1995 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The tormented spirit of Pumpkinhead has once again been let loose to seek vengence among the living...
“ "Tragedy, ain't it?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
27.
Strike Commando (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
While operating behind enemy lines, Sgt. Mike Ransom learns of a Russian presence in North Vietnam. Ordered to obtain proof of this discovery... (104 mins.)
Director: Vincent Dawn
“ "JAKODA!!!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
28.
Space Thunder Kids (1991 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Three children pilots fight against the Dark Empire on their mission to destroy the universe. (82 mins.)
Director: Elton Reins
“ With Bennett the Sage. ” - SpeedyEric
 
29.
Santa with Muscles (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac. (97 mins.)
Director: John Murlowski
“ For Christmas 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
30.
Captain America (1979 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A recipient of an experimental body enhancement chemical retaliates against his would be killers as a star spangled superhero. (120 mins.)
Director: Rod Holcomb
“ "But why? Brackett is no mad-dog killer; he is after something." ” - SpeedyEric
 
31.
Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
The star spangled hero must battle a villain's plan to poison America with a chemical that horrifically accelerates the aging process. (83 mins.)
Director: Ivan Nagy
 
32.
Final Fantasy X (2001 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
Tidus is a star athlete in his city. He is famous, has all the ladies, and simply loves his life. However...
“ For a 4-part review. ” - SpeedyEric
 
33.
Privateer 2: The Darkening (1996 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Ser Lev Arris wakes up in a hospital on the planet Crius and has no idea who he is and where he is coming from...
 
34.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A high school wise guy is determined to have a day off from school, despite what the principal thinks of that. (103 mins.)
Director: John Hughes
“ Reviewed by Doctor Insano, for April Fools Day 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
35.
Wing Commander (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Blair, a fighter pilot, joins an interstellar war to fight the evil Kilrathi who are trying to destroy the universe. (100 mins.)
Director: Chris Roberts
“ The scream is in the #10 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
36.
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield. (91 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
“ For a 2-part review. ” - SpeedyEric
 
37.
Akalabeth (1979 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
As the champion of Lord British, it is your duty to destroy the many foul creatures infesting the unground of Akalabeth.
 
38.
Ultima (1980 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Your job is to complete several quests and gather special stones to defeat the evil wizard, Mondain.
 
39.
Ultima II: Revenge of the Enchantress (1982 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Sowing the seeds of evil in every man's soul.
 
40.
Exodus: Ultima III (1983 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
20 years after the defeat of Minax, a volcanic isle has appeared in the southern seas. Evil seems to iminate from this place. You and 3 others have been called forth to go answer the mystery and riddle of the isle, Exodus.
 
41.
Mazes and Monsters (1982 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Bound together by a desire to play "Mazes and Monsters," Robbie and his four college classmates decide to move the board game into the local legendary cavern. (100 mins.)
“ "Mazes and Monsters is a far out game." ” - SpeedyEric
 
42.
Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar (1985 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Can you become an Avatar?
 
43.
Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny (1988 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
 
44.
Highlander: The Last of the MacLeods (1995 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Action adventure game for Atari Jaguar CD based on the first episode of the animated TV series and done in the same vein as the first Alone in the Dark games. Quentin MacLeod must fight soldiers to free his people from slavers' prison.
“ The bad camera is in the #11 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
45.
Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
A young man whose sister was murdered by werewolves helps an investigator track down a gang of the monsters through the United States and Europe. (91 mins.)
Director: Philippe Mora
“ Aka "Howling 2: Stirba Werewolf Bitch." For Halloween 2010.

"Oh, come on." ” - SpeedyEric
 
46.
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Immortals Connor and Duncan MacLeod must join forces against Kell, an evil immortal who has become too strong for anyone to face alone. (87 mins.)
“ With Pat the NES Punk. ” - SpeedyEric
 
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48.
Highlander: The Source (2007 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Duncan MacLeod and his fellow Immortals quest to locate the Grail of their world. (86 mins.)
Director: Brett Leonard
 
49.
Garzey's Wing (1996 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A young teen gets sent to an ancient land where he has to fight for his life. (30 mins.)
“ With Bennett the Sage. ” - SpeedyEric
 
50.
The Dungeonmaster (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A demonic wizard challenges a modern-day computer programmer to a battle of technology vs. sorcery, with the programmer's girlfriend as the prize. (73 mins.)
“ Aka "The Dungeonmaster." Reviewed by Doctor Insano. ” - SpeedyEric
 
51.
Ultima VII: The Black Gate (1992 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
The Avatar is called back to Britannia and is asked to solve a murder. While doing so, the plans of an evil force unfold.
“ For a 2-part review.

I'm the goddamn avatar. ” - SpeedyEric
 
52.
Cage (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A GI in Vietnam saves his buddy's life, but in the process is shot in the head. The injury results in... (100 mins.)
Director: Lang Elliott
“ For Rebruary 2011.

"I like wrestling."

The gang member laughing is in the #6 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
53.
Cage II (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
After surviving Vietnam and the illegal fighting circuit, one man finds himself facing a whole new set of challenges in this action-drama... (106 mins.)
Director: Lang Elliott
“ For Rebruary 2011 ” - SpeedyEric
 
54.
Mercenary Fighters (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
The president of an African country wants to boost his economy with a new dam. He ignores the protests of the tribes in the flooded region... (90 mins.)
“ For Rebruary 2011.

"We can't. The press."

The Manliest Moment Ever is in the #7 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
56.
Ultima Underworld II: Labyrinth of Worlds (1993 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
In an attempt to conquer the world, The Guardian encases Castle Britannia and its occupants--including the Avatar--in a giant blackrock gem.
 
57.
Revenge in the House of Usher (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A young doctor visits the secluded home of his ailing mentor - Eric Usher - who believes the house itself is alive and plotting to drive him insane, manifesting itself through ghostly apparitions. (93 mins.)
Director: Jesús Franco
“ Aka "Zombie 5." Reviewed in the style of The Cinema Snob, for April Fools Day 2011.

"The Big Tits Dragon" is in the #4 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
58.
The Beastmaster (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A sword-and-sorcery fantasy about a young man's search for revenge. Armed with supernatural powers, the handsome hero and his animal allies wage war against marauding forces. (118 mins.)
Director: Don Coscarelli
 
59.
Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Dar is a warrior who can talk to the beasts. He is forced to travel to Earth to stop his evil brother from stealing an atomic bomb and turning their native land from a desert into, well - a desert. (107 mins.)
Director: Sylvio Tabet
“ Doctor Insano's Gaydar is in the #9 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
60.
The Lords of Magick (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A pair of sorcerer brothers from 10th-century England show up in modern-day California and wreak havoc. (98 mins.)
Director: David Marsh
 
61.
Ultima VII Part Two: Serpent Isle (1993 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
The Avatar travels to the strange Serpent Isle in search of a fleeing criminal.
 
62.
Death of a Soldier (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Based on a true story, James Coburn portrays a military lawyer assigned to defend a confessed psychotic killer... (93 mins.)
Director: Philippe Mora
“ For Rebruary 2011. From the director of "Howling 2." ” - SpeedyEric
 
63.
Final Fantasy X-2 (2003 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Convinced that Tidus is still alive, Yuna embarks on a quest to find him.
Director: Motomu Toriyama
“ "Monkey!" is in the #3 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
64.
Tekken: The Motion Picture (1998 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A wealthy mogul organizes a world fighting tournament on an offshore Chinese island. His hated son in search for vengeance and a pair of cops investigating the real reason for holding the tournament, secretly join the fighters. (57 mins.)
“ For "The Month In Which I Review $h!tty Movies Based on Fighting Games." ” - SpeedyEric
 
65.
Tekken (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Jin Kazama witnesses the death of his mother Jun by Tekken in the slums known as Anvil. After finding a Tekken ID he decides to seek out vengeance for his mother's death. (87 mins.)
Director: Dwight Little
“ With Film Brain. For "The Month In Which I Review $h!tty Movies Based on Fighting Games." ” - SpeedyEric
 
66.
The King of Fighters (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Live-action feature based on the video game "King of Fighters". (93 mins.)
Director: Gordon Chan
“ For "The Month In Which I Review $h!tty Movies Based on Fighting Games." ” - SpeedyEric
 
67.
DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
World's best fighters are invited to DOA, an invitational martial arts contest. There, four female rival fighters will have to work together to uncover the secret that the organizer of the tournament is trying to hide. (The movie adaptation of the best selling video game series Dead or Alive.) (87 mins.)
Director: Cory Yuen
“ For "The Month In Which I Review $h!tty Movies Based on Fighting Games."

The Ass Counter exploding is in the #8 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
68.
Skullduggery (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Simply, Adam is a man who happens to come from a long line of men cursed. He succumbs to the curse, and basically goes on a killing spree. (95 mins.)
Director: Ota Richter
“ Simcoe the Magician is in the #2 spot of the Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
69.
Space Transformer (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Using new technology, a crew consisting of Captain Chi, Nancy, and the robots Baipam and Diatron 5,... (63 mins.)
Director: Su-yong Jeong
“ Aka "Diatron-5"

With Bennett the Sage ” - SpeedyEric
 
70.
Ultima VIII: Pagan (1994 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Trapped in another realm by the Guardian, the Avatar must survive the perils of this new world and find a way home.
Director: Mike McShaffry
 
71.
Tekken: Blood Vengeance (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
High school student Ling Xiaoyu is recruited by Anna Williams of G Corporation to transfer to Kyoto University and gather information on a student named Shin Kamiya. (100 mins.)
Director: Yoichi Mori
 
72.
Maximum Surge (2003 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
When a super computer is linked to a video game network, a computer programmer who designed the game must enter the virtual reality world of his fantasies and defeat the computer before it causes a worldwide information crash. (90 mins.)
Director: Jason Bourque
“ Aka "Game Over" ” - SpeedyEric
 
73.
Ultima IX: Ascension (1999 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
The Avatar returns to Britannia for his final adventure to face his nemesis one last time: the powerful Guardian...
“ For a 3-part review.

"What's a paladin?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
74.
Sting: Moment of Truth (2004 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Sting (Steve Borden) captures the imagination of the wrestling world in a way that few have. This wrestling... (89 mins.)
Director: George King
“ With Diamanda Hagan ” - SpeedyEric
 
75.
Final Fantasy XIII (2009 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
In a futuristic city, a group of adventurers must fight the government forces controlled by an alien force to stop its plan to destroy the world.
“ For a 6-part review.

"You don't know yet?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
76.
Night Claws (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A small town is being terrorized by a killer Bigfoot. One that is blood thirsty, vicious and kills without warning and without discrimination... (83 mins.)
Director: David A. Prior
“ For Rebruary 2013.

WHERE'S FRANK STALLONE!? ” - SpeedyEric
 
77.
Uncommon Valor (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Ten years after his son went MIA in Vietnam, U.S.Marine retired Colonel Jason Rhodes assembles a private rescue team to find Americans held in POW camps in Laos. (105 mins.)
Director: Ted Kotcheff
“ For Rebruary 2013, with The Critical Marine. ” - SpeedyEric
 
78.
Last Flight to Hell (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Reb Brown stars as a highly trained DEA agent who goes to Southeast Asia on a high-risk mission to free a drug dealer (Mike Monty) from nasty terrorists so that he can face trial back in the U.S. (84 mins.)
“ For Rebruary 2013 ” - SpeedyEric
 
79.
Minority Report (2002 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
In the future, where crimes can be predicted and thus non existent, police chief John Anderton must go on the run when he's predicted to murder a man.
 
80.
Lethal Games (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A criminal mob hires a gang of thugs to subdue a small urban community, but the community decides to fight back. (83 mins.)
Director: John Bowen
“ For Pre-Reburary 2014. ” - SpeedyEric
 
81.
Miami Vice (1984 TV Series)
Episode: Viking Bikers from Hell (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A member of a violent biker gang is accidentally killed during a drug sting by Crockett. The other members of his biker gang avenge his death by killing everybody that may have been a part of it until they find the wire. (48 mins.)
“ For Rebruary 2014.

"...Hm." ” - SpeedyEric
 
82.
The Love Boat (1977 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A woman (Florence Henderson), who believes she is cursed and will die prematurely, is determined to find her husband (Jeffrey Tambor) a new mate... (60 mins.)
“ For Rebruary 2014. ” - SpeedyEric
 
83.
White Ghost (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
An M.I.A. US soldier nicknamed White Ghost lives in hiding in the jungles of communist Vietnam. The US army finds out about him and sends a black ops team to rescue him. However, the team is lead by a man who wants White Ghost dead. (90 mins.)
Director: BJ Davis
“ For Rebruary 2014. ” - SpeedyEric
 
84.
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (1995 TV Series)
Episode: The Vanishing Dead (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
The bodies of dead soldiers are disappearing from the battlefield, so Hercules tries to find out what is happening and reconcile Dalin and Poena. (44 mins.)
“ Hosted by Spoony's dog, Oreo, for April Fool's 2014. ” - SpeedyEric
 
85.
The Barbarians (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Two twin barbarians seek revenge from the warlord who massacred their tribe and captured them when they were small children. (87 mins.)
Director: Ruggero Deodato
“ For after the passing of The Ultimate Warrior. ” - SpeedyEric
 
86.
Ultima: Runes of Virtue (1992 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
The evil Black Knight steals the eight Runes of Virtue in order to bring chaos upon the world of Britannia, forcing Lord British to call upon the Avatar to retrieve them.
 
87.
Ultima: Runes of Virtue II (1993 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
The Black Knight returns, and kidnaps the mayors of the eight major cities of Britannia, forcing the Avatar to stop him once again.
Director: Alan Gardner
 
88.
BloodRayne (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. (95 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ With The Nostalgia Critic and Linkara. From the director of "Alone in the Dark."

Not realizing that water being harmful to vampires in both this movie and the games it's based on is in the #14 spot of the Another 15 Screw Ups of AT4W. ” - SpeedyEric
 
89.
Massacre at Central High (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A high school transfer student, pushed to the edge by a trio of brutal bullies, resorts to murder to reclaim the school from oppression, and later turns against the students wanting to fill the vacuum of their oppressors. (87 mins.)
Director: Renee Daalder
“ For a 2-part review. ” - SpeedyEric
 
90.
Street Hunter (1990)
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Logan Blade is a tough ex police officer turned bounty hunter who has to confront a street gang led by young Angel and his ruthless bodyguard, Colonel Walsh. (95 mins.)
“ For Rebruary 2016. ” - SpeedyEric
 
91.
The Firing Line (1988)
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An American military advisor becomes disillusioned by the brutality and corruption of the Central American government which hired him... (90 mins.)
Director: John Gale