Movies That Should Never Have Been Made

by kristawilkep4 | created - 17 Jun 2011 | updated - 28 Aug 2013 | Public

not in any particular order since they all should not exsist.

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1. Soul Plane (2004)

R | 86 min | Comedy

4.4
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33 Metascore

Things get raucously funny aboard the maiden flight of a black-owned airline, thanks to some last-minute passenger additions.

Director: Jessy Terrero | Stars: Dwayne Adway, Snoop Dogg, Tom Arnold, Kevin Hart

Votes: 19,498 | Gross: $13.92M

2. Meet the Spartans (2008)

PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy

2.7
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9 Metascore

The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of ... See full summary »

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Sean Maguire, Kevin Sorbo, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian

Votes: 94,026 | Gross: $38.23M

3. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

PG | 91 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

5.2
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39 Metascore

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.

Director: Steve Carr | Stars: Kevin James, Keir O'Donnell, Jayma Mays, Raini Rodriguez

Votes: 90,784 | Gross: $20.82M

4. The Ring Two (2005)

PG-13 | 110 min | Horror, Mystery

5.4
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44 Metascore

6 months after the incidents involving the lethal videotape, new clues prove that there is a new evil lurking in the darkness.

Director: Hideo Nakata | Stars: Naomi Watts, David Dorfman, Sissy Spacek, Simon Baker

Votes: 80,406 | Gross: $76.23M

5. Clerks II (2006)

R | 97 min | Comedy

7.4
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65 Metascore

A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.

Director: Kevin Smith | Stars: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson, Jason Mewes

Votes: 120,658 | Gross: $24.14M

6. Hostel: Part II (2007)

R | 94 min | Crime, Horror, Thriller

5.5
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46 Metascore

Three American college students studying abroad are lured to a Slovakian hostel, and discover the grim reality behind it.

Director: Eli Roth | Stars: Lauren German, Heather Matarazzo, Bijou Phillips, Roger Bart

Votes: 76,290 | Gross: $17.61M

7. Date Movie (2006)

PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy, Romance

2.8
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11 Metascore

Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.

Directors: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg | Stars: Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge

Votes: 52,853 | Gross: $48.55M

8. Disaster Movie (2008)

PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy

1.9
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15 Metascore

Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Carmen Electra, Vanessa Lachey, Nicole Parker, Matt Lanter

Votes: 79,102 | Gross: $14.19M

9. Son of the Mask (2005)

PG | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy

2.2
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20 Metascore

Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.

Director: Lawrence Guterman | Stars: Jamie Kennedy, Traylor Howard, Alan Cumming, Liam Falconer

Votes: 45,488 | Gross: $17.02M

10. Superman Returns (2006)

PG-13 | 154 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

6.1
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72 Metascore

Superman reappears after a long absence, but is challenged by an old foe who uses Kryptonian technology for world domination.

Director: Bryan Singer | Stars: Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth, James Marsden

Votes: 252,574 | Gross: $200.08M

11. Scary Movie (2000)

R | 88 min | Comedy

6.2
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48 Metascore

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans | Stars: Anna Faris, Jon Abrahams, Marlon Wayans, Carmen Electra

Votes: 203,403 | Gross: $157.02M

12. Jason X (2001)

R | 91 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

4.4
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25 Metascore

Jason Voorhees returns with a new look, a new machete, and his same murderous attitude as he is awakened on a spaceship in the 25th century.

Director: James Isaac | Stars: Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig, Jeff Geddis, David Cronenberg

Votes: 43,118 | Gross: $13.12M

13. The Five-Year Engagement (2012)

R | 124 min | Comedy, Romance

6.2
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62 Metascore

One year after meeting, Tom proposes to his girlfriend, Violet, but unexpected events keep tripping them up as they look to walk down the aisle together.

Director: Nicholas Stoller | Stars: Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Chris Pratt, Alison Brie

Votes: 84,149 | Gross: $28.84M

14. Home Alone 3 (1997)

PG | 102 min | Comedy, Crime, Family

4.4
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Alex Pruitt, a young boy of nine living in Chicago, fends off thieves who seek a top-secret chip in his toy car to support a North Korean terrorist organization's next deed.

Director: Raja Gosnell | Stars: Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa, Rya Kihlstedt, Lenny von Dohlen

Votes: 86,820 | Gross: $30.88M

15. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

R | 87 min | Comedy

4.5
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13 Metascore

An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.

Director: Tom Green | Stars: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Marisa Coughlan, Eddie Kaye Thomas

Votes: 41,752 | Gross: $14.25M

16. Jack and Jill (I) (2011)

PG | 91 min | Comedy

3.4
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23 Metascore

Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave.

Director: Dennis Dugan | Stars: Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al Pacino, Elodie Tougne

Votes: 66,419 | Gross: $74.16M

Adam Sandler as a man annoying and a complete jackass. Adam Sandler as a woman a thousand times more so. Especially since he had the nerve to think he could pull off a transgender role. There are some who do this eloquently (Jude Law, Rage) or make it disastrously bad on purpose (Robert Downey Jr, Sherlock Holmes a game of shadows) but Adam Sandler is one of those men who should never have even tried. Someone should have stopped him and said hey put the tequila down, get your head out of your own ass and lets think about this for a minute

17. Movie 43 (2013)

R | 94 min | Comedy, Romance

4.3
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18 Metascore

A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.

Directors: Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Brett Ratner, Jonathan van Tulleken, Bob Odenkirk | Stars: Emma Stone, Stephen Merchant, Richard Gere, Liev Schreiber

Votes: 87,418 | Gross: $8.83M

18. Valentine's Day (I) (2010)

PG-13 | 125 min | Comedy, Romance

5.7
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34 Metascore

Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day.

Director: Garry Marshall | Stars: Julia Roberts, Jamie Foxx, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba

Votes: 102,228 | Gross: $110.49M

Movies where they clip in and out of like a billion couples and all their problems are chaotic and annoying. They make it almost impossible for the viewer to make an emotional connection in the limited time that is given in a movie, plus they are just plain dumb.

19. New Year's Eve (2011)

PG-13 | 113 min | Comedy, Romance

5.7
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22 Metascore

The lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve.

Director: Garry Marshall | Stars: Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Biel, Ashton Kutcher, Michelle Pfeiffer

Votes: 72,733 | Gross: $54.54M

Same as above, in fact all movies with this standard set up in the filming department should just be x'nayed. Seriously? Flashbacks and warped story lines are already hard enough to understand (if not done properly) so don't go adding something stupid like five other couples screwing each other then having the same relationship problems. Hey!!! But, its okay though because in an hour and four minutes hes gonna realize what a dumb ass he is and she is gonna release she doesn't care about any of it. Why? Because she loves him so they run to each other and get back together there now you don't have to see it. DUMB! TWOTAM(total waste of time and money)

20. The Last Airbender (2010)

PG | 103 min | Action, Adventure, Family

4.2
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20 Metascore

Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom.

Director: M. Night Shyamalan | Stars: Noah Ringer, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone, Dev Patel

Votes: 129,597 | Gross: $131.56M

The graphics were good but it was a total disappointment and a fail in the story line department.

21. Eragon (2006)

PG | 104 min | Action, Adventure, Family

5.1
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38 Metascore

In his homeland of Alagaesia, a farm boy happens upon a dragon's egg -- a discovery that leads him on a predestined journey where he realizes he's the one person who can defend his home against an evil king.

Director: Stefen Fangmeier | Stars: Ed Speleers, Sienna Guillory, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich

Votes: 113,696 | Gross: $75.03M

Same thing happened here very nice graphics ascetically pleasing to the eye. Story total hogwash when it came down tot actually following the book. A big disappointment for Christopher's fans that's for sure.

22. Pledge This! (2006)

R | 91 min | Comedy

1.9
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At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.

Directors: William Heins, Strathford Hamilton | Stars: Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, Paula Garcés, Sarah Carter

Votes: 16,075

Anything with Paris Hilton needs no explanation. The only film I ever liked that had her in it was house of wax, and that was only because she died.

23. Gigli (2003)

R | 121 min | Comedy, Crime, Romance

2.4
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18 Metascore

The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hitman with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage.

Director: Martin Brest | Stars: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha, Terry Camilleri

Votes: 43,286 | Gross: $6.07M

God, what can you even say about this movie??? Just face palm I guess. How did this ever make it to the big screen? 0.0

24. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

PG | 88 min | Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi

2.0
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9 Metascore

A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.

Director: Bob Clark | Stars: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel, Skyler Shaye

Votes: 27,157 | Gross: $9.11M

As if the first wasn't bad enough.