Films reviewed by Obscurus Lupa

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1.
Undefeatable (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist. (90 mins.)
Director: Godfrey Hall
“ Lupa later reviewed the alternate cut titled "Bloody Mary Killer" for her 2-year anniversary look back episode of Obscurus Lupa Presents. ” - SpeedyEric
 
2.
Lady Dragon (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
An ex-CIA agent (Kathy Gallagher) living in Indonesia tracks Ludvig Hauptman, the arms dealer who killed her husband. Along the way, she meets a young boy and his grandfather, who teach her in the ways of the Lady Dragon. (97 mins.)
Director: David Worth
 
3.
Zombie Nation (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A psychotic police officer who murders his female arrests gets what's coming to him when a horde of zombified women rise from their graves to seek revenge. (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
 
4.
Gymkata (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
An American gymnast travels to a foreign country to compete in a deadly game not won by anyone other than a native in more than 900 years. (90 mins.)
Director: Robert Clouse
 
5.
Masterminds (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Trapped in a school which a gang of criminals has siezed control, a young troublemaker fights a cat and mouse battle from inside. (106 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ For Christmas 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
6.
Stakes (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Imagine a parallel earth where vampires have cut a swath through humanity. The disease is so bad, the... (83 mins.)
Director: Joe Ripple
“ It's POINTLESS PADDING SCENE TIME. Bing. ” - SpeedyEric
 
7.
13 Seconds (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A group of musicians are trying to film a music video but when the crew starts to turn up dead, the group begins to quesion each others whereabouts. (93 mins.)
Director: Jeff Thomas
 
8.
Teen Sorcery (1999 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Captivating tale of a young girl who discovers her magical powers at the age of 17. What does she do with said powers? Let's just say that sex is always on her mind. (90 mins.)
“ A movie that someone on IMDB used to call "The GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
9.
Razor Sharpe (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
An actor is hired to work on a film that turns out to be a murder and robbery. (93 mins.)
Director: Troy N. Ashford
“ For the 10th episode of "Obscurus Lupa Presents." ” - SpeedyEric
 
10.
Sci-Fighter (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A well-meaning genius creates a virtual reality game that leaves his grandson trapped within when a virus invades... (90 mins.)
Director: Art Camacho
“ Aka "X-treme Fighter."

For the Cynthia Rothrockathon. ” - SpeedyEric
 
11.
Angel of Fury (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A security specialist (Nancy Bolan) is hired to deliver a valuable computer. She is joined by her former... (92 mins.)
Director: Ackyl Anwari
“ For the Cynthia Rothrockathon. ” - SpeedyEric
 
12.
China O'Brien (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
China O'Brien; big city police woman; martial arts trainer, is forced to hand in her badge and head... (86 mins.)
Director: Robert Clouse
“ For the Cynthia Rothrockathon. From the director of "Gymkata." ” - SpeedyEric
 
13.
Lady Dragon 2 (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A woman seeks revenge on the men who raped her and murdered her husband. (95 mins.)
Director: David Worth
“ For the Cynthia Rothrockathon. ” - SpeedyEric
 
14.
Witchery (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
When a storm strands a group on a Massachusetts island where the only dwelling is an old hotel supposedly... (95 mins.)
Director: Martin Newlin
 
15.
Vampire Assassin (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
Martial artist Ron Hall stars in this dark vampire thriller reminiscent of BLADE. Ambitious cop Derek... (90 mins.)
Director: Ron Hall
 
16.
Hard to Kill (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Left for dead with his wife killed in their house, L.A. Detective Mason Storm will have to make a quick recovery, expose those behind the murder and take revenge. (96 mins.)
Director: Bruce Malmuth
 
17.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
“ For her first review on TGWTG.com

YOU ARE TEARING ME AH-PART, LUPA!!! ” - SpeedyEric
 
18.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. (99 mins.)
Director: David Worth
“ From the director of Lady Dragon 1 & 2 ” - SpeedyEric
 
19.
Masters of Horror (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Dance of the Dead (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
In a post-apocalypse society, 17-year-old Peggy lives with her over-protective mother and works in her restaurant... (60 mins.)
“ With Apollo Z Hack. ” - SpeedyEric
 
20.
Alien Apocalypse (2005 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An astronaut doctor Ivan Hood and his fellow astronaut Kelly return from their mission in space to find the world has been taken over by aliens... (88 mins.)
Director: Josh Becker
“ For the Sci-Fi (now SyFy) Original Movie Double Feature. ” - SpeedyEric
 
21.
Pterodactyl (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A dormant volcano deep with the Turkish forest holds within it a deadly secret. Perfectly preserved, a nest of pterodactyl eggs are ready to hatch... (89 mins.)
Director: Mark L. Lester
“ For the Sci-Fi (now SyFy) Original Movie Double Feature. ” - SpeedyEric
 
22.
Battle for Terra (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A peaceful alien planet faces annihilation, as the homeless remainder of the human race sets its eyes on Terra. Mala, a rebellious Terrian teenager, will do everything she can to stop it. (85 mins.)
“ With Apollo Z Hack for "The Reviewaverse Saga." ” - SpeedyEric
 
23.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A flighty teenage girl learns that she is her generation's destined battler of vampires. (86 mins.)
 
24.
Phantasm (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A teenage boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a lethal arsenal of terrible weapons with him. (88 mins.)
Director: Don Coscarelli
“ For the 2-parter Phantasm series review on Halloween 2010.

Also in Lupa's Top 30 Genre Films That Don't Suck list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
25.
Phantasm II (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Mike, now released from a psychiatric hospital, continues his journey to stop the evil Tall Man from his grim work. (97 mins.)
Director: Don Coscarelli
“ For the 2-parter Phantasm series review on Halloween 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
26.
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Mike and Reggie continue to hunt the mysterious Tall Man. (91 mins.)
Director: Don Coscarelli
“ For the 2-parter Phantasm series review on Halloween 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
27.
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Mike travels through time and dimensions to find the Tall Man's origins. (90 mins.)
Director: Don Coscarelli
“ For the 2-parter Phantasm series review on Halloween 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
28.
Blood Red Moon (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Megan and Victor are teens in love. Victor is a vampire and he is being blamed for a rash of murders in town. It's up to Megan to help to clear Victor's name and to find the vicious killer who is responsible. (71 mins.)
Director: Scott Patrick
 
29.
Vampegeddon (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
Chased out of the old world, the dark vampire lord Giovanni flees to the American southwest where he sets up a new brood... (76 mins.)
 
30.
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A California couple and a survivalist encounter Leatherface and his family. (85 mins.)
Director: Jeff Burr
 
31.
Guardian Angel (1994 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Christine McKay is a cop. She and some other cops which includes her lover are pursuing some criminals... (97 mins.)
 
32.
Howling IV: The Original Nightmare (1988 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A successful author moves to a new town after suffering a mental breakdown and is tormented by demons and werewolves. (94 mins.)
Director: John Hough
“ "Are you okay?"

The original Howling is in Lupa's Top 30 Genre Films That Don't Suck list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
33.
Mindwarp (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
In post-apocalyptic 2037, Judy rebels against the AI-ruled utopia where people live in a happy VR simulation. She's exiled to a post-nuclear wasteland where she meets drifter Stover. Mutated cannibals capture them for their leader Seer. (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Barnett
 
34.
American Ninja (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines. (95 mins.)
Director: Sam Firstenberg
“ In America. ” - SpeedyEric
 
35.
China O'Brien II (1990 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
This time China O'Brien has trouble with a dealer who puts a prize on her head because she had spoiled an important drug deal of his... (92 mins.)
Director: Robert Clouse
 
36.
Sleepy Hollow High (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
5 teenagers are forced to clean up the woods of Sleepy Hollow, but one by one they are decapitated by a man with a jack-o-lantern mask and a sword, but who could it be? (90 mins.)
 
37.
Pocket Ninjas (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
The evil Cobra Khan rises from the underworld and begins polluting the environment. The White Dragon tries to stop him but is injured so must pass the job onto his three teenage students. (80 mins.)
Director: Dave Eddy
 
38.
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A boy decides to come back from the dead because he is determined to win the most beautiful girl in school. (85 mins.)
Director: Bob Balaban
 
39.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
 
40.
Sworn to Justice (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and avenger by night. (97 mins.)
Director: Paul Maslak
 
41.
Fatal Deviation (1998 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A classic good versus evil action flick, mixed with kicks, guns, motorcycles and a hot babe! (90 mins.)
 
42.
Rapid Fire (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
When student Jake Lo witnesses a killing, he finds himself caught between two feuding drug lords. Betrayed... (95 mins.)
 
43.
Fast Getaway (1991 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A lighthearted tale about a gang of bank robbers who fall out and split up. The brains of the gang is a boy who... (86 mins.)
Director: Spiro Razatos
 
44.
Fast Getaway II (1994 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A former robber (whose partner was his father) has reformed and is now running an insurance business with his girlfriend. An ex-partner frames him for a burglary. When his father gets out of prison, they go after the ex-partner. (95 mins.)
Director: Oley Sassone
“ From the writer of "Pterodactyl." ” - SpeedyEric
 
45.
Sherlock Holmes (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are on the trail of a criminal and scientific mastermind who seems to control monsters and creations which defy belief. (89 mins.)
“ With The Cinema Snob ” - SpeedyEric
 
46.
Hercules in New York (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Hercules (Schwarzenegger) is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business. (75 mins.)
“ With Film Brain. ” - SpeedyEric
 
47.
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Marvel's hard-boiled hero is brought to TV. He is brought back to fight the menace of Hydra after exiling... (120 mins.)
Director: Rod Hardy
 
48.
The Black Ninja (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Infamous defense attorney Malik Ali's haunted past causes him to double as a vigilante ninja, defending... (90 mins.)
Director: Clayton Prince
 
49.
Cursed (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must kill it in order to avoid becoming werewolves themselves. (97 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
50.
Gooby (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Eleven year old Willy's childhood toy, Gooby, comes to life as a real, live, six-foot tall monster who helps Willy through rough times, with hair-raising and hilarious adventures. (95 mins.)
“ With Iron Liz. ” - SpeedyEric
 
51.
American Ninja 2: The Confrontation (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
On a remote Caribbean island, Army Ranger Joe Armstrong investigates the disappearance of several marines, which leads him to The Lion, a super-criminal who has kidnapped a local scientist and mass-produced an army of mutant Ninja warriors. (90 mins.)
Director: Sam Firstenberg
“ For America Month. ” - SpeedyEric
 
52.
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Jackson is back, and now he has a new partner, karate champion Sean, as they must face a deadly terrorist known as "The Cobra"... (89 mins.)
“ For America Month. ” - SpeedyEric
 
53.
American Ninja 4: The Annihilation (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
The two American Ninjas, Joe Armstrong and Sean Davidson, team up to do battle against a terrorist and his band of Ninjas. (99 mins.)
“ For America Month. ” - SpeedyEric
 
54.
American Ninja 5 (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
When a scientists daughter is kidnapped, American Ninja (David Bradley), attempts to find her, but this time he teams up with a youngster he has trained in the ways of the ninja. (102 mins.)
“ For America Month. ” - SpeedyEric
 
55.
Honor and Glory (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
FBI agent Tracy Pride is on a mission to capture businessman Jason Slade, who is involved in extortion and murder... (84 mins.)
Director: Godfrey Hall
“ With The Nostalgia Chick. From the director of "Undefeatable." ” - SpeedyEric
 
56.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A group of teenagers get into a car crash in the Texas woods on prom night, and then wander into an old farmhouse that is home to Leatherface and his insane family of cannibalistic psychopaths. (95 mins.)
Director: Kim Henkel
“ For the 50th episode of Obscurus Lupa Presents. ” - SpeedyEric
 
57.
My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
The ponies' annual Spring Promenade goes awry when a 1,000-year-old dragon awakens and fulfills a royal prophecy. (50 mins.)
Director: Vic Dal Chele
 
58.
Fright Night Part 2 (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Charley Brewster and Peter Vincent must face more vampires which are out for revenge. (104 mins.)
“ For the release of "Fright Night" (2011).

The original "Fright Night" is in Lupa's Top 30 Genre Films That Don't Suck list. ” - SpeedyEric
 
59.
Rage and Honor (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Story about an inner-city high school teacher who musters the martial arts to thwart the lure of street gangs and their seductive plague of drugs. (89 mins.)
 
60.
Rage and Honor II (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Kris and Preston team up once again to take on powerful gangster Buntao. But, Buntao has problems of his own, dealing with Dazo, another gangster who is on a steady rise to power... (98 mins.)
Director: Guy Norris
 
61.
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, into an Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy. (82 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
 
62.
City Dragon (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Martial-artist Ray should focus more on pregnant girlfriend, Tina. However, many others are in the picture, including (but not limited to): Tina's ex-boyfriend; Ray's sexually-discriminating boss-lady; and two homies. (98 mins.)
 
63.
The Fly II (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
The almost-human son of "Brundlefly" searches for a cure to his mutated genes while being monitored by a nefarious corporation that wishes to continue his father's experiments. (105 mins.)
Director: Chris Walas
 
64.
Simon Sez (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer. (85 mins.)
Director: Kevin Elders
“ With The Nostalgia Critic. ” - SpeedyEric
 
65.
Howling III (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A strange race of human-like marsupials appear suddenly in Australia, and a sociologist who studies these creatures falls in love with a female one... (94 mins.)
Director: Philippe Mora
“ For Howling Month on Halloween 2011. ” - SpeedyEric
 
66.
Howling V: The Rebirth (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A group of strangers visit an ancient Hungarian castle and bring along a werewolf. (96 mins.)
Director: Neal Sundström
“ For Howling Month on Halloween 2011. ” - SpeedyEric
 
67.
Howling VI: The Freaks (1991 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A villainous carnival owner traps a young werewolf to include in his growing menagerie of inhuman exhibits. (102 mins.)
Director: Hope Perello
“ For Howling Month on Halloween 2011. ” - SpeedyEric
 
68.
Howling: New Moon Rising (1995 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A number of brutal, werewolf-like slayings begin occurring in a small California town after the arrival of an unfamiliar motorcyclist. (90 mins.)
Director: Clive Turner
“ For Howling Month on Halloween 2011. ” - SpeedyEric
 
69.
The Howling: Reborn (2011 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A teenage outcast discovers he is a werewolf, and must battle a pack of the brutal creatures when they threaten him and his new girlfriend. (88 mins.)
Director: Joe Nimziki
“ For Howling Month on Halloween 2011. ” - SpeedyEric
 
70.
Desire (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A psychopathic serial killer dumps a bottle of the expensive new perfume 'Desire' on each of his female victims... (95 mins.)
Director: Rodney McDonald
 
71.
Ben & Arthur (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A pair of recently married gay men are threatened by one of the partner's brother, a religious fanatic who plots to murder them after being ostracized by his church. (85 mins.)
Director: Sam Mraovich
 
72.
The Hidden II (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The alien criminal from the first movie is dead, but he left a few eggs which are hatching now. The good alien... (91 mins.)
Director: Seth Pinsker
 
73.
We Wish You a Turtle Christmas (1994 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
On Christmas Eve the Turtles realize they've forgotten to get Splinter a gift. They hit the town to try to figure out what to get him, their kid fans join them and lots of singing, dancing and some rapping and shenanigans ensues. (25 mins.)
Director: Larry Osborne
“ For Christmas 2011.

"The Rap Rap." ” - SpeedyEric
 
74.
Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (1978 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Big Bird worries when Oscar tells him that if Santa Claus can't fit down the chimney on Christmas Eve, nobody would get presents. (60 mins.)
Director: Jon Stone
“ For Christmas 2011 ” - SpeedyEric
 
75.
Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Pee-wee Herman and pals are celebrating Christmas in the Playhouse in their own creative ways: Pee-wee makes a list for Santa Claus 1 1/2 miles long... (49 mins.)
“ For Christmas 2011 ” - SpeedyEric
 
76.
Two Front Teeth (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
It's the night before Christmas and Gabe Snow, a tabloid writer haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas past... (85 mins.)
“ For Christmas 2011 ” - SpeedyEric
 
77.
Magic Island (1995 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Jack Carlisle is a disillusioned 13-year old boy. His mother is always away at work since his father left... (88 mins.)
Director: Sam Irvin
“ From the company that brought us "Teen Sorcery." ” - SpeedyEric
 
78.
Robo Vampire (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment... (90 mins.)
Director: Joe Livingstone
 
79.
Bloody Mallory (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Heroines Mallory, Vena Cava and Talking Tina fight the fallen angel Abaddon and his accomplices vampire Lady Valentine and succubus Morphine. (94 mins.)
Director: Julien Magnat
“ With SadPanda, Phelous, and ChaosD1 ” - SpeedyEric
 
80.
Hamlet the Vampire Slayer (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Hamlet is haunted by the possibility that his Latin Lover Uncle Claudio is a vampire who murdered Hamlet's... (85 mins.)
Director: Jason Witter
“ With Oancitizen ” - SpeedyEric
 
81.
Julie and Jack (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A computer chip salesman dates a software designer in a virtual reality program. (90 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ With Phelous. From the director of "Birdemic." ” - SpeedyEric
 
82.
Subspecies (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The evil vampire villain Radu returns to his hometown Prejnar, after spending years in exile. He steals... (90 mins.)
Director: Ted Nicolaou
“ From the company that brought us "Magic Island." ” - SpeedyEric
 
83.
Bloodstone: Subspecies II (1993 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Continuing after the first "Subspecies", a woman who has just become a vampire tries to escape the evil vampire... (107 mins.)
Director: Ted Nicolaou
“ Dammit, Michelle! ” - SpeedyEric
 
84.
Mermaid Chronicles Part 1: She Creature (2001 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
In Ireland, two carnies abduct a mermaid and decide to take her to America. In their sea route, the seductive and mysterious creature reveals an uncontrollable darker side. (91 mins.)
“ With Iron Liz ” - SpeedyEric
 
85.
Bloodlust: Subspecies III (1994 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Still in the thrall of the evil vampire Radu, Michelle yearns to be taught the skills of the vampire. Meanwhile, her sister Becky tries to free her from his evil clutches, and this time, she's brought some help. (83 mins.)
Director: Ted Nicolaou
 
86.
Subspecies: The Awakening (1998 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Vampire Fledgling Michelle Morgan has escaped the grasp of her master Radu Vladislas. Found by a woman named Ana... (85 mins.)
Director: Ted Nicolaou
 
87.
The Karate Dog (2005 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog... (84 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ With Phelous. ” - SpeedyEric
 
88.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A decades-old folk tale surrounding a deranged murderer killing those who celebrate Valentine's Day turns out to be true to legend when a group defies the killer's order and people start turning up dead. (90 mins.)
Director: George Mihalka
“ With Phelous. For a double feature review. ” - SpeedyEric
 
89.
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Tom returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine's night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. Instead of a homecoming, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame is the only one that believes he's innocent. (101 mins.)
Director: Patrick Lussier
“ With Phelous. For a double feature review. ” - SpeedyEric
 
90.
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
After a nuclear war, the survivors are divided between horribly mutated beings who live on desolate reservations and fertile women who are searching for scarce virile men in order to multiply and start a new human society. (86 mins.)
 
91.
Frogtown II (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In the sequel to Hell Comes to Frogtown, the Mutant-Frog leader of Frogtown kidnaps a professor and... (90 mins.)
“ Aka "Return to Frogtown" ” - SpeedyEric
 
92.
Max Hell Frog Warrior (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
SCOTT SHAW stars as the lone samurai, MAX HELL, on the trail of the Serum which was unleashed to turn all of humanity into Toads. (69 mins.)
 
93.
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Luke Skywalker joins forces with a Jedi Knight, a cocky pilot, a Wookiee, and two droids to save the galaxy from the Empire's world-destroying battle-station, while also attempting to rescue Princess Leia from the evil Darth Vader. (121 mins.)
Director: George Lucas
“ For April Fool's 2012. ” - SpeedyEric
 
94.
Eyes of the Werewolf (1999 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
(74 mins.)
 
95.
Heidi 4 Paws (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
"Heidi 4 Paws" is a live-action re-telling of Johanna Spyri's 1880 children's classic, "HEIDI", but... (68 mins.)
“ "It's not weird." ” - SpeedyEric
 
96.
The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
To protect her from a sea witch, Ariel's daughter is not allowed in the ocean; but when she becomes 12, she runs away to an adventure under the sea. (75 mins.)
 
97.
Metal Man (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Kyle Finn has the ultimate combat machine, a metal suit with super-human powers, and he uses it to defend the good and fight evil... (87 mins.)
Director: Ron Karkoska
“ Aka "Iron Hero." With Film Brain. From the people who brought us "Blood Red Moon" and "Vampageddon." ” - SpeedyEric
 
98.
Tender Loving Care (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A worried husband hires a beautiful psychotherapist to nurse his delusional wife and help her deal with the death of their child in a car accident. However, the nurse starts playing mind games. Or is he just being paranoid? (117 mins.)
Director: David Wheeler
“ With Phelous ” - SpeedyEric
 
99.
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of The Wild One, with heavy emphasis on the fact that Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
“ For the 10 Reasons Why "Cool As Ice" is Better than "Citizen Kane." ” - SpeedyEric
 
100.
Southland Tales (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
During a three day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast conspiracy. (145 mins.)
Director: Richard Kelly
“ With Linkara, Chaos D1, Nash, Phelous, Nostalgia Chick, ToddInTheShadows, Welshy, Sad Panda, Film Brain, and Oancitizen ” - SpeedyEric