Films reviewed by The Cinema Snob

Look at what's happend to me. I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly, I'm upon top of the world. Should have been somebody else.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just me.

Note: You will find some CS episodes on this list, because the movies being reviewed on those episodes either are not on IMDB's main search engine, or no one has made a page on them.
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1.
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A professor opens a crypt and reanimates rotten zombies. The zombies attack a jet-set-group which is celebrating a party in a villa nearby... (85 mins.)
Director: Andrea Bianchi
 
2.
The Cinema Snob (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Porno Holocaust (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
In his second performance the Cinema Snob reviews Porno Holocaust
“ From the director of "Caligula: The Untold Story."

I'll stick with (insert title of a much better movie here), thank you very much. ” - SpeedyEric
 
3.
The Sadistic Hypnotist (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Following his car crash, Wanda and Greta kidnap the semi-conscious Sylvester into their place. He is then tied up to a bed, hypnotized, whipped and raped by Wanda's women. Can an escaped mental patient break in and even the odds? (69 mins.)
Director: Greg Corarito
“ Aka "Wanda, the Sadistic Hypnotist." ” - SpeedyEric
 
4.
Criminally Insane 2 (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A mental hospital, faced with a severe decrease in funding, is forced to release mass-murderer Ethel Janowski into a halfway house... (70 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
“ Aka "Crazy Fat Ethel 2." ” - SpeedyEric
 
5.
Hellhole Women (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A newlywed couple in love finds a seemingly desolate place to park the car and make love. Soon, they will face prison's cruel reality. (103 mins.)
Director: Jess Franco
“ Aka "Sadomania." From the director of "Ilsa, the Wicked Warden." ” - SpeedyEric
 
6.
Los ritos sexuales del diablo (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A young woman travels with her partner to England on the unexpected death of her brother. Staying with her sister-in-law... (84 mins.)
 
7.
The Cinema Snob (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Zero in and Scream (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography...
“ "This movie, it doesn't even turn up on the main search engine of IMDB.com, as if IMDB is saying to you, 'You know, uh, you uh, you, you really don't wanna know anything about this. So, uh, we're, we're gonna make it a little harder for you to find its page.'" ” - SpeedyEric
 
8.
Brutes and Savages (1978 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Fascinated by forbidden rituals and ceremonies, world explorer Arthur Davis takes a crew with hidden... (92 mins.)
Director: Arthur Davis
 
9.
Impulse (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A paranoid, leisure-suit-wearing conman/gigolo named Matt Stone seduces lonely women, bilks them of their savings via an investment scam... (82 mins.)
Director: William Grefé
 
10.
Video Violence (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A husband and wife open a video store in a new town, and come to find out that the locals only rent horror films and the "occasional triple X'er"... (90 mins.)
Director: Gary R. Cohen
 
11.
Holocaust 2: The Revenge (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A secret group of Jewish activists locates and murders the Nazi doctors and soldiers who tortured and murdered their relatives in a notorious extermination camp. (76 mins.)
Director: Angel Jonathan
 
12.
Alucarda (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
After the death of her parents, a young girl arrives at a convent and brings a sinister presence with her. Is it her enigmatic imaginary friend, Alucarda, who is to blame? Or is there a satanic force at work? (75 mins.)
 
13.
Don't Go Near the Park (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Runaways are attacked by evil beings from the far past. (80 mins.)
“ Co-starring "Crackers Phinn." ” - SpeedyEric
 
14.
Savage Vengance (1993 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A woman is brutally raped by four men, and she seeks vengeance. After five years, she is still planning her retaliation, but her friend and her are again raped by four men. This time, she tracks them down and finally has her revenge. (65 mins.)
Director: Donald Farmer
 
15.
Unhinged (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Three college girls on their way to a jazz festival crash their car in the isolated woods during a rainstorm, and are taken in by a mysterious family in an old mansion. Little do the girls know, the family has a dark, murderous secret. (79 mins.)
Director: Don Gronquist
 
16.
Satan's Children (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Runaway teen Bobby is given shelter by a cult of Satanists, but his presence and questionable sexuality leads to conflicts within Satan's Children, (87 mins.)
Director: Joe Wiezycki
“ For the finale of Season 1. ” - SpeedyEric
 
17.
The Beast in Heat (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
This is one of many so called Video Nasties about fictionalized World War 2 Nazi POW camp atrocities... (86 mins.)
Director: Ivan Kathansky
“ Aka "Horrifying Experiments of the SS Last Days."

For the beginning of "The Floor Season." ” - SpeedyEric
 
18.
After Death (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A woman goes back to the island where her parents were killed. They had been working on a cure for cancer... (84 mins.)
Director: Clyde Anderson
“ Aka "Zombie 4: After Death." From the director of "Troll 2." ” - SpeedyEric
 
19.
Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
This martial arts movie tries to explain the strange death of the international movie star and kung fu master Bruce Lee... (84 mins.)
Director: Tso Nam Lee
 
20.
Blood Freak (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A biker comes upon a girl with a flat tire and offers her a ride home. He winds up at a drug party with the girl's sister... (86 mins.)
“ For Thanksgiving 2007. ” - SpeedyEric
 
21.
Evil Come Evil Go (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A religious fanatic murders people who are engaging in sex. (66 mins.)
Director: Walt Davis
“ For the Sexploitation Triple Feature. ” - SpeedyEric
 
22.
Terror at Orgy Castle (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A young couple on a European vacation get mixed up with a countess and a hunchbacked servant at a castle where black masses are held. (63 mins.)
“ For the Sexploitation Triple Feature. ” - SpeedyEric
 
23.
The Hand of Pleasure (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A mad scientist named Dr. Dreadful leads a terrorist organization called the Hand of Pleasure. (62 mins.)
“ For the Sexploitation Triple Feature. From the director of "Terror at Orgy Castle." ” - SpeedyEric
 
24.
Zombie Lake (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
In a small village, somewhere in France, German soldiers, killed and thrown into the lake by the Resistance during WW II, come back. (90 mins.)
Director: J.A. Laser
“ Co-written by the director of "Sadomania." ” - SpeedyEric
 
25.
“ Aka "Ninja Untouchables."

"What a useless guy." ” - SpeedyEric
 
26.
Snuff (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A so-called "snuff" movie involving the exploits of a cult leader leading a gang of bikers in a series of supposedly real killings on film. (80 mins.)
“ "You will summit to me. Here. Now. Like an animal to its mate." ” - SpeedyEric
 
27.
Killing Birds (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A group of students goes into the woods to study birds, and soon the dead begin to rise to devour the living. (92 mins.)
“ Aka "Zombie 5: Killing Birds." ” - SpeedyEric
 
28.
Psycho à Go-Go (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A mad scientist implants an electronic device into the brain of an injured soldier, which turns him into a psychotic killer. (85 mins.)
Director: Al Adamson
“ Aka "Blood of Ghastly Horror." ” - SpeedyEric
 
29.
Woodchipper Massacre (1988 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
While their father is away, his children begin killing people via a woodchipper. (80 mins.)
Director: Jon McBride
 
30.
“ Aka "Monkey with 72 Magic." ” - SpeedyEric
 
31.
Enter the Devil (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
The story in this horror movie revolves around a strange religious icon and the demonic sexual influence it exerts on a young art student... (92 mins.)
Director: Mario Gariazzo
“ Aka "The Eerie Midnight Horror Show." ” - SpeedyEric
 
32.
The Black 6 (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A black high school student is caught dating a white girl by the girl's brother. He and his biker gang beat the boy to death... (94 mins.)
Director: Matt Cimber
“ From the director of "Black is Beautiful." ” - SpeedyEric
 
33.
Mother's Day (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two brothers kidnap and brutalize three women for the pleasure of their demented mother. (91 mins.)
Director: Charles Kaufman
“ For Mother's Day 2008 ” - SpeedyEric
 
34.
Captive Women 4 (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
To improve the morale of the German officers, a train with beautiful girls is arranged to entertain them when on leave. (90 mins.)
Director: Mike Staar
“ Aka "Elsa Fraulein SS."

For the beginning of "The Dark Season." ” - SpeedyEric
 
35.
Frankenstein Island (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
When a hot-air balloon crashes on a remote island, the crew discovers Dr. Frankenstein's ancestor carrying on the family work... (97 mins.)
Director: Jerry Warren
 
36.
Savage Weekend (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Several couples head upstate to the country to watch a boat being built. Unfortunately they are stalked by a murderer behind a ghoulish mask. (88 mins.)
Director: David Paulsen
 
37.
Day of the Panther (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A martial-arts expert goes after a criminal gang and its boss, who were responsible for the death of his partner. (84 mins.)
“ From the director of Leprechaun 3 & 4. ” - SpeedyEric
 
38.
The Blind Dead 3 (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
The living corpses of the Satan-worshiping Knights Templar hunt for human victims in a 16th century galleon. (89 mins.)
“ Aka "Horror of the Zombies." ” - SpeedyEric
 
39.
Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
A woman buys a doll at a magic shop. Unbeknownst to her, the doll is possessed by an evil spirit, and it proceeds to take her over. (70 mins.)
 
40.
The Cinema Snob (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Italian Stallion (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
The Snob reviews Sylvester Stallone's porn movie that he made years before rising to success with the first Rocky movie and that the porn film would be re-released to cash in on Rocky's popularity.
“ The trailer to the movie is featured in "42nd Street Forever, Volume 1." ” - SpeedyEric
 
41.
The Refrigerator (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A couple move into a bad apartment in a bad neighborhood in New York. The apartment contains a refrigerator... (86 mins.)
Director: Nicholas Jacobs
“ "I am the waffle maker!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
42.
Slugs (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Killer slugs on the rampage in a rural community. (92 mins.)
Director: J.P. Simon
“ From the director of "Pieces" and "The Pod Poeple."

"You ain't got the authority to declare Happy Birthday!" ” - SpeedyEric
 
43.
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Four fascist libertines round up nine adolescent boys and girls and subject them to one hundred and twenty days of physical, mental and sexual torture. (116 mins.)
 
44.
Tales from the Quadead Zone (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Actress Shirley Latanya Jones returns from the director's first film (Black Devil Doll from Hell) to be in front of Turner's camcorder... (62 mins.)
“ From the director of "Black Devil Doll from Hell." ” - SpeedyEric
 
45.
The Galaxy Invader (1985 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
An alien is hunted by a gang of drunken hillbillies who saw him crash-land his spaceship. (79 mins.)
Director: Don Dohler
 
46.
The Stewardesses (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A single eventful night in the lives of a crew of Los Angeles-based, trans-Pacific stewardesses, as they experiment with drugs and engage in various sexual encounters. (93 mins.)
“ The anaglyph 3D transfered version. ” - SpeedyEric
 
47.
Cruel Jaws (1995 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
A tiger shark bred by the Navy as a killing machine is wreaking havoc in the sleepy tourist town of Hampton Bay... (93 mins.)
Director: William Snyder
“ Aka "Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws."

The little crippled girl falling into the water with the shark is in the #8 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
48.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Still haunted by his past, Tommy Jarvis - who, as a child, killed Jason Voorhees - wonders if the serial killer is connected to a series of brutal murders occurring in and around the secluded halfway house where he now lives. (92 mins.)
Director: Danny Steinmann
“ For the release of "Friday the 13th" (2009). ” - SpeedyEric
 
49.
“ The action montage is in the #1 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
50.
Zombie vs. Ninja (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
Ethan, a young man, is beaten while his father is killed by a group of thieves. With the help of an undertaker... (88 mins.)
Director: Charles Lee
“ For Pierre Kirby Week. From the director of "Ninja Untouchables." ” - SpeedyEric
 
51.
Full Metal Ninja (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
(94 mins.)
Director: Charles Lee
“ For Pierre Kirby Week. From the director of "Zombie vs. Ninja." ” - SpeedyEric
 
52.
Thunder of Gigantic Serpent (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A secret formula that can cause plants and animals to expand a thousand-fold in size is stolen by a terrorist group... (87 mins.)
Director: Charles Lee
“ For Pierre Kirby Week. From the director of "Full Metal Ninja."

"Fast, Ted Fast."

The name "Ted Fast" is in the #4 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
53.
Ninja of the Magnificence (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
(90 mins.)
Director: Charles Lee
“ For Pierre Kirby Week. From the director of "Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent." ” - SpeedyEric
 
54.
Hunting Express (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Director: Phillip Ko
“ Aka "American Commando 2: Hunting Express." For Pierre Kirby Week. From the director of "Ninja of the Magnificence." ” - SpeedyEric
 
55.
The Nail Gun Massacre (1985 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
After a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun. (85 mins.)
“ The review that got The Snob originally kicked off of YouTube.

The opening rape scene is in the #10 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
56.
Shocking Dark (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In a polluted future Venice researchers work to improve the situation. One day, unknown forces start killing them. A team of soldiers and a couple of civilians is sent to investigate. Soon, they encounter strange murderous creatures. (90 mins.)
Director: Vincent Dawn
“ Aka "Terminator II." For the release of "Terminator Salvation." From the director of "Jaw's 5: Cruel Jaws." ” - SpeedyEric
 
57.
Helga, la louve de Stilberg (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Vicious warden Helga runs the castle penitentiary Stilberg for female political prisoners with an iron fist... (93 mins.)
Director: Alain Garnier
“ Title translation: "Helga, She Wolf of Spilberg." From the director of "Elsa Fraulein SS."

For the finale of "The Dark Season."

The Snob replacing the movie's soundtrack is in the #9 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
58.
Wu zi tian shi (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
An alien visits Earth and casts an evil spell over a poor fisherman who finds her magic book. Since the book makes whoever finds it rich, soon the fisherman finds that several criminals are after him for it. (72 mins.)
“ Aka "War of the Wizards." For the release of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."

For the start of his 2009-2013 location.

The Snob playing Queen's "Flash" in one scene is in the #7 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
59.
Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A group of college students are led by their professor into the mountains in search of the Yeti. The students start to be killed off one by one. (86 mins.)
Director: Mike Findlay
“ From the director of "Snuff." ” - SpeedyEric
 
60.
Absurd (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A priest comes to a small town to help get rid of a monster whose blood coagulates very fast. This creates problems as the monster is very hard to kill and then decides to go on a killing spree of its own. (96 mins.)
Director: Peter Newton
“ Aka "Zombie 6: Monster Hunter." From the director of "Porno Holocaust" and "Anthropophagus." ” - SpeedyEric
 
61.
Hell's Heroes (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Disgruntled Sgt. Darkin has to protect a senator who's visiting a Vietnam village. Senator gets assassinated by the Vietcong, and Darkin gets arrested for AWOL. When the Vietcong attacks the base, he and others escape. Now what? (92 mins.)
Director: Max Steel
“ Aka "Inglorious Basterds 2: Hell's Heroes." For the release "Inglorious Basterds" (2009). ” - SpeedyEric
 
62.
Death Nurse (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Edith, a murderous, overweight nurse, and her brother run a medical clinic out of the suburban house they share... (60 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
“ From the director of Crazy Fat Ethel 1 & 2.

(Shot on Sh*tteo) ” - SpeedyEric
 
63.
Deep Throat Part II (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Nurse Linda Lovelace works for libidinous sex therapist Dr. Jayson. One of the patients she is treating is Dilbert Lamb... (88 mins.)
Director: Joe Sarno
 
64.
Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Two space cadets crash-land on a desert planet, where an evil wizard seeks the ultimate power to take over the world. Although the movie borrows some background footage from Star Wars, the plot is mostly unrelated. (91 mins.)
Director: Çetin Inanç
“ Aka "Turkish Star Wars." ” - SpeedyEric
 
65.
Os Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Coming of the space, the prince Flick (Pedro Aguinaga) asks the Trapalhões (The Dabblers) for help to... (98 mins.)
Director: Adriano Stuart
“ Aka "Brazilian Star Wars."

The dance scene is in the #6 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
66.
Honey Britches (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
This is the story of four jewel thieves on the run who decide to hole up with a hillbilly couple until the search for them slackens off. (85 mins.)
“ Aka "Demented Death Farm Massacre." For Halloween 2009.

The Snob wearing a Silver Shamrock mask from "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" is in the #2 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
67.
Alienator (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Kol is an evil guy about to be executed on a distant spaceship. He manages to escape on a shuttle and make his way to some woods in America... (93 mins.)
Director: Fred Olen Ray
“ From the co-director of "Demented Death Farm Massacre."

The movie's comparisons to "The Pod People" is in the #5 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
68.
The Hoboken Chicken Emergency (1984 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Arthur is asked to pick up a bird for Thanksgiving dinner, so he brings home a 266-pound chicken named Henrietta... (58 mins.)
Director: Peter Baldwin
“ For Thanksgiving 2009.

"I believe Snoopy1 on IMDB put it best when he said, '...this causes ALL SORTS of trouble!'" ” - SpeedyEric
 
69.
Troll (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (82 mins.)
“ From the director of "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood." ” - SpeedyEric
 
70.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ From the director of "Zombie 4: After Death."

"The GOBLINS?" ” - SpeedyEric
 
71.
Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Somebody with very little Christmas spirit is killing anyone in a Santa suit one London holiday season, and Scotland Yard has to stop him before he makes his exploits an annual tradition. (86 mins.)
Director: Edmund Purdom
“ For Christmas 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
72.
Bloody New Year (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Five shipwrecked English teenagers take refuge in an island hotel that is decorated for New Years. The problem is, it's early summer, and soon enough, even the walls themselves are striking out against them... (90 mins.)
“ For New Year's 2010.

"The Shining" inspired ending is in the #3 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2009. ” - SpeedyEric
 
73.
The Cinema Snob (2007 TV Series)
Episode: E.T. the Porno (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography...
 
74.
Lady Terminator (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The spirit of an ancient evil queen posesses the body of a young anthropological student, who then goes on a murderous rampage. (82 mins.)
Director: Jalil Jackson
 
75.
Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Zombie nudists attack campers five years after the closure of the Sunny Buttocks nudist colony in various musical numbers. (90 mins.)
Director: Mark Pirro
“ From the director of "Deathrow Gameshow."

"It's an Inky Dinky Do Dah Morning!"

Snob dancing naked is in the #1 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
76.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A bed possessed by a demon spirit consumes its users alive. (77 mins.)
Director: George Barry
 
77.
The Body Shop (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Emminent plastic surgeon and mad scientist Don Brandon loses his wife Anitra - pinup model and social butterfly - in a tragic accident... (75 mins.)
 
78.
Le scomunicate di San Valentino (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Lucita has been locked away in a convent by her family in order to keep her away from her lover, Esteban... (93 mins.)
Director: Sergio Grieco
“ Aka "The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine." For Valentine's Day 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
79.
Death Nurse 2 (1988 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
That crazy killer nurse is at it again! Edith Mortley continues to slay more and more dumbfounded patients, turning them into rat food. (56 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
 
80.
The Astro-Zombies (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
The Plan - to build a super human; How? - by murdering innocent convenient victims and using various bits of them; The Result - Creatures on the rampage. (92 mins.)
Director: Ted V. Mikels
“ From the director of "The Corpes Grinders." ” - SpeedyEric
 
81.
The Cinema Snob (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Beaver & Buttface (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography...
 
82.
The Crawlers (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
People from a small town are attacked by evil radioactive tree roots growing in the forest. (91 mins.)
Director: Martin Newlin
“ One of the Troll 3's. From the director of "Zombie 6: Monster Hunter." ” - SpeedyEric
 
83.
Quest for the Mighty Sword (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
Once upon a time a god gave a mighty sword to the king of Aquiles to bring justice to his people. Now he wants it back... (94 mins.)
Director: David Hills
“ The other Troll 3. From the director of the previous Troll 3 and "Caligula: The Untold Story." ” - SpeedyEric
 
84.
Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Sardu, master of the Theatre of the Macabre, and his assistant Ralphus run a show in which, under the guise of 'magic', they torture and murder people in front of their audience. But what the punters see as a trick is actually real. (84 mins.)
Director: Joel M. Reed
 
85.
The Curse of the Screaming Dead (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A group of Southern deer hunters stop at a church graveyard in the woods. Their activities arouse the corpses of long-dead Confederate soldiers, who attack them. (91 mins.)
Director: Tony Malanowski
“ Aka "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates."

"I even have a hard time believing IMDB's claim of 1982 (as being the year this movie was released). This movie feels about as 80's as The Beatles." ” - SpeedyEric
 
86.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A young man with superhuman strength is incarcerated at a prison run by corrupt officials and seeks to use his martial arts to clean up the system. (91 mins.)
Director: Simon Nam
“ Snob fighting Kung Tai Ted is in the #2 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
87.
Video Violence 2 (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Howard and Eli, the killers from the first Video Violence movie, are back and are now hosting their own TV show... (75 mins.)
Director: Gary Cohen
“ 2010 Snob getting a call from 2007 Snob is in the #3 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
88.
McBain (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Santos attempts to lead a people's revolt in Colombia to overthrow the oppressive El Presidente. When his revolt fails and he is killed... (107 mins.)
“ With Film Brain. ” - SpeedyEric
 
89.
Deathrow Gameshow (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Chuck Toedan's the host of a gameshow featuring death row convicts competeing in life-or-death contests in hopes of cheating the executioner or... (83 mins.)
Director: Mark Pirro
“ From the director of "Nudist Colony of the Dead." ” - SpeedyEric
 
90.
Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
After Sam's wife has betrayed him, he goes on a bloody killing spree in Las Vegas. (78 mins.)
Director: David Schwartz
 
91.
Alien 2: On Earth (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A spaceship lands back on Earth after a failed mission, but the astronauts have been replaced by hideous... (92 mins.)
Director: Sam Cromwell
 
92.
Ax 'Em (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.2/10 X  
A weekend retreat at a remote cabin in the woods for a group of childhood pals turns into a terrifying fight for survival, as a former friend whose family was killed years earlier comes along looking for revenge. (71 mins.)
Director: Michael Mfume
“ Snob finding out that Ax 'Em was made in 1992 is in the #8 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
93.
American Commando 3: Savage Temptation (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Orphaned and alone, Nora and her kid brother are unsuspectingly thrust into a world of drugs and prostitution...
Director: Charles Lee
“ Snob's unexplained noise is in the #5 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
94.
The Cinema Snob (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Hardgore (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography...
 
95.
It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman! (1975 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
TV adaptation of the campy 1960s Broadway musical about the Man of Steel, his friends, his enemies, and his self-image problems.
Director: Jack Regas
“ Aka "Superman: The 1975 Musical." ” - SpeedyEric
 
96.
Island of Death (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A couple of perverted and maniac killers get loose on a Greek island. (108 mins.)
Director: Nico Mastorakis
 
97.
Hell's Bloody Devils (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A government agent tries to break a Neo-Fascist group in California (89 mins.)
Director: Al Adamson
“ From the director of "Blood of Ghastly Horror."

Colonel Sanders' cameo is in the #7 spot of the Top 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010. ” - SpeedyEric
 
98.
Redneck Zombies (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A barrel of radioactive waste is lost out in the woods. Some demented rednecks find it and use it as part of their still. Everybody who drinks from the liquor they produced turns into a zombie. (84 mins.)
Director: Pericles Lewnes
“ Directed by the special effects man of "Ax 'Em." ” - SpeedyEric
 
99.
The Cinema Snob (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Super Hornio Bros. (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography...
“ From the director of "Beaver and Buttface." ” - SpeedyEric
 
100.
The Expendables (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Captain Baronski, assigned a squad of misfit soldiers, trains them into a fighting powerhouse "The Expendables." Breaking every rule... (89 mins.)
“ For the release of "The Expendables" (2010). ” - SpeedyEric