Best & Worst Carry On Films

Inorder of your favourite & worst carry on.
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1.
Carry on at Your Convenience (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
This is the tale of industrial strife at WC Boggs' Lavatory factory. Vic Spanner is the union representative... (90 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Most underated Carry On film, everyone puts in an enjoyable performance in this one. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
2.
Carry on Henry VIII (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry... (89 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Best historic Carry On in the lot ” - IndianaDoctor
 
3.
Carry on Dick (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Dick Turpin is terrorising the countryside around Upper Dencher. Captain Fancey and Sergeant Jock Strapp plan to put an end to his escapades... (91 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Quite rude, but very entertaining. Shame this is Sid's last film. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
4.
Carry on Matron (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital... (87 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Funny, the best hospital film. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
5.
Carry on Abroad (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there... (88 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ The cast look to be enjoying themselves. Funny speical credit to Peter Butterworth is best performance. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
6.
Carry On Sergeant (1958)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Sergeant Grimshaw wants to retire in the flush of success by winning the Star Squad prize with his very... (84 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ History was being made in comedy history, just simply funny & entertaining. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
7.
Carry On... Don't Lose Your Head (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The time of the French revolution, and Citizen Robespierre is beheading the French aristocracy. When word gets to England... (90 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Great plot & funny. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
8.
Carry on Camping (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Sid and Bernie keep having their amorous intentions snubbed by their girlfriends Joan and Anthea. The boys suggest a camping holiday... (88 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ A classic in many fans eyes. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
9.
Carry On... Up the Khyber (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment... (88 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Outstanding performance from the team, kept the fans entertained through out the film. Nowhere days they would not let Kenneth Williams play an indian! ” - IndianaDoctor
 
10.
Carry on Behind (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold... (90 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Last great Carry On, funny but rude. The film as the same feel as Camping. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
11.
Carry On Constable (1960)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station... (86 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
12.
Carry on Loving (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green... (88 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
13.
Carry on Regardless (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
The Helping Hands agency employs some very strange people to perform some very strange jobs! Even the... (90 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
14.
Carry on Cabby (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Speedee Taxis is a great success, which means its workaholic owner Charlie starts neglecting Peggy, his wife... (91 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
15.
Carry on Again Doctor (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Dr Nookey is disgraced and sent to a remote island hospital. He is given a secret slimming potion by a member of staff... (89 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
16.
Carry on Cruising (1962)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice... (89 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
17.
Carry on Doctor (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The popular Dr Kilmore is sacked after being discovered in a compromising position on the roof of the nurses' home... (94 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
18.
Carry on Up the Jungle (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The Carry On team send up the Tarzan tradition in great style. Lady Evelyn Bagley mounts an expedition to find her long-lost baby... (89 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
19.
Carry on Teacher (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Pupils run amok at Maudlin Street School in an attempt to hang on to their headmaster. He has applied for a new job... (86 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
20.
Carry On... Follow That Camel (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A bogus legionnaire proves his mettle during an Arab attack. (95 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Phil Silvers just doesn't suit the Carry On's ” - IndianaDoctor
 
21.
Carry on Spying (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A top secret chemical formula has been stolen by STENCH (the Society for the Total Extinction of Non-Conforming Humans)... (87 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
22.
Carry on Girls (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest... (88 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
23.
Carry on Cowboy (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Stodge City is in the grip of the Rumpo Kid and his gang. Mistaken identity again takes a hand as a "sanitary engineer" (plumber) by the name of Marshal P. Knutt is mistaken for a law marshal! Being the conscientious sort, Marshal tries to help the town get rid of Rumpo, and a showdown is inevitable. Marshal has two aids - revenge-seeking Annie Oakley and his sanitary expertise... (93 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
 
24.
Carry on Cleo (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Two Britons are captured and enslaved by invading Romans and taken to Rome. Hengist Pod creates useless inventions... (92 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Funny, bit a times boring! ” - IndianaDoctor
 
25.
Carry on Screaming! (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
The sinister Dr Watt has an evil scheme going. He's kidnapping beautiful young women and turning them into mannequins to sell to local stores... (97 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ A subject that doesn't suit the Carry On's, Harry H.Corbett plays the role the same way he does as steptoe. The film less entertaining. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
26.
Carry on Jack (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
This is the tale of Albert Poop-Decker, a newly commissioned Midshipman (although he took 8 1/2 years to qualify)... (91 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Hardly any of the regulas present, the film lacks comedy! ” - IndianaDoctor
 
27.
Carry on Columbus (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition... (91 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Funny at times but the script is awful, a lot of miscast. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
28.
Carry on Nurse (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Set in Haven Hospital where a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital put together... (86 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Boring! ” - IndianaDoctor
 
29.
Carry on England (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Captain S. Melly takes over as the new Commanding Officer at an experimental mixed sex air defence base... (89 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Awful, a lot of miscast. ” - IndianaDoctor
 
30.
Carry on Emmannuelle (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
The beautiful and sex-starved Emmannuelle Prevert just cannot inflame her husband's ardour. In frustration she seduces a string of VIPs... (88 mins.)
Director: Gerald Thomas
“ Disgusting film! ” - IndianaDoctor