"You Actually Went to the Movie Theater For That Movie?"

This is a list of past movies that sucked so bad I can't believe I went to the movie theater to see them.
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1.
SpaceCamp (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
The young attendees of a space camp find themselves in space for real when their shuttle is accidently launched into orbit. (107 mins.)
Director: Harry Winer
“ Kate Kapshaw starred in this Afterschool Special-esque movie about a few teens who get launched into space and have problems getting back to earth. Nevertheless, she was never seen again onscreen after. ” - Moviemaji
 
2.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ I love sci-fi but a quarter of the way through this movie I had suicidal tendencies. ” - Moviemaji
 
3.
Sidekicks (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A bullied teen who fantasizes about being Chuck Norris' sidekick trains in martial arts to fulfill his dreams. (101 mins.)
Director: Aaron Norris
“ Packed with "karate-kid" sugary do-goodery, the only redeeming quality of this movie was seeing a roided up Joe Piscopo as the bad guy. ” - Moviemaji
 
4.
Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
An order of Druids train their children to battle an evil Warlock determined to unleash Satan upon the world by bringing a collection of six mystic rune stones together. (98 mins.)
Director: Anthony Hickox
“ I took a date to this movie...the next day she broke up with me. What the hell was I thinking!? Haha. ” - Moviemaji
 
5.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
An investigative reporter must send the newly unbound Pinhead and his legions back to Hell. (93 mins.)
Director: Anthony Hickox
“ A music CD dispensing cenobite? Come on, man..they're not even trying anymore. ” - Moviemaji
 
6.
Suburban Commando (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
An interstellar hero from a distant world visits earth and tries to fit in with a mundane yet kind suburban family. (90 mins.)
Director: Burt Kennedy
“ The crap-tastic world of WWF wrestling....and Christopher Loyd. Bad combo. ” - Moviemaji
 
7.
The Perfect Weapon (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Jeff, a young delinquent, is enrolled by his father in a kenpo school, in the hopes of teaching the boy some self-discipline... (83 mins.)
Director: Mark DiSalle
“ This movie came out during the heyday of JCVD (Jean Claude Van Damme)....and it made him look like Deniro compared to the action hero starring in this P.O.S.. ” - Moviemaji
 
8.
Bicentennial Man (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
An android endeavors to become human as he gradually acquires emotions. (132 mins.)
Director: Chris Columbus
“ OMG....nearly three hours of sheer torture! They should have used this movie on captives at Guantanamo Bay instead of stacking them on top of each other. ” - Moviemaji
 
9.
Chasing Amy (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's gay. (113 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
“ I'm an avid Kevin Smith fan. With that, I give you three phrases about my experience with this movie: empty theater, walking out, and refund. ” - Moviemaji
 
10.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
“ Possibly the most notorious rotten tomatoe ever made! ” - Moviemaji