"You Actually Went to the Movie Theater For That Movie?"

by Moviemaji | created - 11 Jun 2011 | updated - 12 Jun 2011 | Public

This is a list of past movies that sucked so bad I can't believe I went to the movie theater to see them.

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1. SpaceCamp (1986)

PG | 107 min | Adventure, Family, Sci-Fi

5.6
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The young attendees of a space camp find themselves in space for real when their shuttle is accidentally launched into orbit.

Director: Harry Winer | Stars: Kate Capshaw, Lea Thompson, Kelly Preston, Larry B. Scott

Votes: 11,634 | Gross: $9.70M

Kate Kapshaw starred in this Afterschool Special-esque movie about a few teens who get launched into space and have problems getting back to earth. Nevertheless, she was never seen again onscreen after.

2. Battlefield Earth (2000)

PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

2.4
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9 Metascore

After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back.

Director: Roger Christian | Stars: John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper, Kim Coates

Votes: 68,899 | Gross: $21.47M

I love sci-fi but a quarter of the way through this movie I had suicidal tendencies.

3. Sidekicks (1992)

PG | 101 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

5.0
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A bullied teen who fantasizes about being Chuck Norris' sidekick trains in martial arts to fulfill his dreams.

Director: Aaron Norris | Stars: Chuck Norris, Beau Bridges, Jonathan Brandis, Mako

Votes: 6,880 | Gross: $17.18M

Packed with "karate-kid" sugary do-goodery, the only redeeming quality of this movie was seeing a roided up Joe Piscopo as the bad guy.

4. Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)

R | 98 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror

5.4
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An order of Druids train their children to battle an evil Warlock determined to unleash Satan upon the world by bringing a collection of six mystic rune stones together.

Director: Anthony Hickox | Stars: Julian Sands, Chris Young, Paula Marshall, Joanna Pacula

Votes: 4,373 | Gross: $3.90M

I took a date to this movie...the next day she broke up with me. What the hell was I thinking!? Haha.

5. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

R | 97 min | Horror

5.5
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An investigative reporter must send the newly unbound Pinhead and his legions back to Hell.

Director: Anthony Hickox | Stars: Terry Farrell, Doug Bradley, Kevin Bernhardt, Lawrence Mortorff

Votes: 22,616 | Gross: $12.53M

A music CD dispensing cenobite? Come on, man..they're not even trying anymore.

6. Suburban Commando (1991)

PG | 90 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi

4.4
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An interstellar hero from a distant world visits Earth, and tries to fit in with a mundane, yet kind, suburban family.

Director: Burt Kennedy | Stars: Hulk Hogan, Christopher Lloyd, Shelley Duvall, Larry Miller

Votes: 8,179 | Gross: $6.95M

The crap-tastic world of WWF wrestling....and Christopher Loyd. Bad combo.

7. The Perfect Weapon (1991)

R | 83 min | Action, Crime, Drama

6.0
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Jeff, a young delinquent, is enrolled by his father in a kenpo school, in the hopes of teaching the boy some self-discipline. Years later, Jeff's mentor, Kim, is being threatened by one of ... See full summary »

Director: Mark DiSalle | Stars: Jeff Speakman, John Dye, Mako, James Hong

Votes: 2,939 | Gross: $14.06M

This movie came out during the heyday of JCVD (Jean Claude Van Damme)....and it made him look like Deniro compared to the action hero starring in this P.O.S..

8. Bicentennial Man (1999)

PG | 132 min | Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi

6.8
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42 Metascore

An android endeavors to become human as he gradually acquires emotions.

Director: Chris Columbus | Stars: Robin Williams, Embeth Davidtz, Sam Neill, Oliver Platt

Votes: 96,413 | Gross: $58.22M

OMG....nearly three hours of sheer torture! They should have used this movie on captives at Guantanamo Bay instead of stacking them on top of each other.

9. Chasing Amy (1997)

R | 113 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

7.3
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71 Metascore

Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.

Director: Kevin Smith | Stars: Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Ethan Suplee, Scott Mosier

Votes: 120,752 | Gross: $12.01M

I'm an avid Kevin Smith fan. With that, I give you three phrases about my experience with this movie: empty theater, walking out, and refund.

10. Gigli (2003)

R | 121 min | Comedy, Crime, Romance

2.4
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18 Metascore

The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hitman with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage.

Director: Martin Brest | Stars: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha, Terry Camilleri

Votes: 43,181 | Gross: $6.07M

Possibly the most notorious rotten tomatoe ever made!