Films that made me pray for a quick death:

All suckage is intolerable, thus there shall be no order to this list:
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1.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
 
2.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
3.
Avatar (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home. (162 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
 
4.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
5.
Ax 'Em (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.2/10 X  
A weekend retreat at a remote cabin in the woods for a group of childhood pals turns into a terrifying fight for survival, as a former friend whose family was killed years earlier comes along looking for revenge. (71 mins.)
Director: Michael Mfume
 
6.
Mr. Jingles (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
An innocent man imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit emerges from prison bent on exacting revenge on his accusers. (73 mins.)
Director: Tommy Brunswick
 
7.
Delgo (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Delgo, an adventurous but naive teenager, must rally his group of friends to protect their world from conflict between the Lockni and Nohrin people. (94 mins.)
 
8.
Monster a-Go Go (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A space capsule crash-lands on Earth, and the astronaut aboard disappears. Is there a connection between the missing man and the monster roaming the area? (70 mins.)
Director: Bill Rebane
 
9.
Grown Ups (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (102 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
10.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
11.
The Vulture (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A mad scientist turns himself into a half-man, half-bird monster to avenge the death of his ancestor. (91 mins.)
 
12.
Baby Geniuses (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin. (97 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
13.
Your Highness (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
When Prince Fabious's bride is kidnapped, he goes on a quest to rescue her... accompanied by his lazy useless brother Thadeous. (102 mins.)
 
14.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind. (81 mins.)
 
15.
The Master of Disguise (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise. (80 mins.)
 
16.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
 
17.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
18.
The Skydivers (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
A woman seeks revenge on her former lover, who owns a skydiving business. (75 mins.)
Director: Coleman Francis
 
19.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Mike Nelson and his robot companions watch and give their comments about This Island Earth. (73 mins.)
Director: Jim Mallon
 
20.
Bowling for Columbine (2002 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Filmmaker Michael Moore explores the roots of America's predilection for gun violence. (120 mins.)
Director: Michael Moore
 
21.
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Michael Moore's view on what happened to the United States after September 11; and how the Bush Administration allegedly used the tragic event to push forward its agenda for unjust wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. (122 mins.)
Director: Michael Moore
 
22.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, returns from a spiritual quest to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the sacred animal of a tribe in Africa. (90 mins.)
Director: Steve Oedekerk