The WORST movies I have ever seen

Really bad movies that I've ended up seeing. Time I will never get back... Glitter, Gigli and Battlefield earth did not make the list simply because I haven't seen them. The movies on this list are films you think may be o.k., but then they turn out to be absolutely awful. I'm unable to reply to the comments, but appreciate the feedback :) You who wondered about seeing "L'enfant" - you should give it a try. I know a lot of people think it's really good, so you might see something that I didn't :)
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1.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
“ I think everyone involved in this film was aware that it was *beep* Absolute *beep* You can tell by their acting. Unbelievably bad! ” - Harepusholderen
 
2.
L'enfant (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Bruno and Sonia, a young couple living off her benefit and the thefts committed by his gang, have a new source of money: their newborn son. (95 mins.)
“ This got a lot of 6's and awards when it first came out, so I had a lot of hope. My friend still hasn't forgiven me for the time we lost here. It has now become the movie we compare all other bad movies to: "Well, its still not as bad as L'Enfant!" ” - Harepusholderen
 
3.
Three Monkeys (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A family suffers from a major communication breakdown during their struggle to get through their hardships. (109 mins.)
 
4.
Hannibal Rising (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After the death of his parents during World War II, young Hannibal Lecter moves in with his beautiful aunt and begins plotting revenge on the barbarians responsible for his sister's death. (121 mins.)
Director: Peter Webber
 
5.
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Years before Father Lancaster Merrin helped save Regan MacNeil's soul, he first encounters the demon Pazuzu in East Africa. This is the tale of Father Merrin's initial battle with Pazuzu and the rediscovery of his faith. (114 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
“ Oh, Stellan, you failed me with this one... ” - Harepusholderen
 
6.
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The MacManus brothers are living a quiet life in Ireland with their father, but when they learn that their beloved priest has been killed by mob forces, they go back to Boston to bring justice to those responsible and avenge the priest. (118 mins.)
Director: Troy Duffy
“ This was too painful. I had to turn it off after 40 minutes. If you loved Boondock Saints, don't watch it! ” - Harepusholderen
 
7.
Alexander (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Alexander, the King of Macedonia and one of the greatest military leaders in the history of warfare, conquers much of the known world. (175 mins.)
Director: Oliver Stone
“ Sooo long! I kept thinking "it has to get better", but it never did. ” - Harepusholderen
 
8.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After New York City receives a series of attacks from giant flying robots, a reporter teams up with a pilot in search of their origin, as well as the reason for the disappearances of famous scientists around the world. (106 mins.)
Director: Kerry Conran
“ Going blind from excessive CGI-use.. ” - Harepusholderen
 
9.
Rumor Has It... (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Sarah Huttinger is a woman who learns that her family was the inspiration for the book and film "The Graduate" -- and that she just might be the offspring of the well-documented event. (97 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ This represents all romantic comedies with Jennifer Aniston. They are pretty much all *beep* But this is the worst. ” - Harepusholderen
 
10.
Tideland (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Because of the actions of her irresponsible parents, a young girl is left alone on a decrepit country estate and survives inside her fantastic imagination. (120 mins.)
Director: Terry Gilliam
“ Turned it off after 40 minutes of complete boredom. I really wanted it to be good too, 'cause of Terry Gilliam :/ ” - Harepusholderen
 
11.
Big Momma's House (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent disguises himself as a large grandmother. (99 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
12.
Message in a Bottle (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A woman discovers a tragic love letter in a bottle on a beach, and is determined to track down its author. (131 mins.)
Director: Luis Mandoki
 
13.
You Again (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
When a young woman realizes her brother is about to marry the girl who bullied her in high school, she sets out to expose the fiancée's true colors. (105 mins.)
Director: Andy Fickman
 
14.
Mighty Joe Young (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A legendary fifteen-foot tall mountain gorilla named Joe is taken to an animal sanctuary in California by a zoologist and a young woman whom he grew up with. A poacher from the past returns to seek vengeance on him. (114 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
 
15.
Breaking and Entering (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A landscape architect's dealings with a young thief cause him to re-evaluate his life. (120 mins.)
 
16.
Iceman (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
An anthropologist who is part of an arctic exploration team discovers the body of a prehistoric Neanderthal man who is subsequently resuscitated... (100 mins.)
Director: Fred Schepisi
 
17.
American Dreamz (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
The new season of "American Dreamz," the wildly popular television singing contest, has captured the country's attention, as the competition looks to be between a young Midwestern gal (Moore) and a showtunes-loving young man from Orange County (Golzari). Recently awakened President Staton (Quaid) even wants in on the craze, as he signs up for the potential explosive season finale. (107 mins.)
Director: Paul Weitz
 
18.
Ladder 49 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Under the watchful eye of his mentor Captain Mike Kennedy, probationary firefighter Jack Morrison matures... (115 mins.)
Director: Jay Russell
 
19.
Blue Streak (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A former convict poses as a cop to retrieve a diamond he stole years ago. (93 mins.)
Director: Les Mayfield
 
20.
Doomsday (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A futuristic action thriller where a team of people work to prevent a disaster threatening the future of the human race. (108 mins.)
Director: Neil Marshall
 
21.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Pearl Harbor follows the story of two best friends, Rafe and Danny, and their love lives as they go off to join the war. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
22.
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
When two brothers organize the robbery of their parents' jewelry store the job goes horribly wrong, triggering a series of events that sends them, their father and one brother's wife hurtling towards a shattering climax. (117 mins.)
Director: Sidney Lumet
 
23.
Closer (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
The relationships of two couples become complicated and deceitful when the man from one couple meets the woman of the other. (104 mins.)
Director: Mike Nichols
 
24.
The Number 23 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Walter Sparrow becomes obsessed with a novel that he believes was written about him. As his obsession increases, more and more similarities seem to arise. (101 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
25.
Knowing (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
M.I.T. professor John Koestler links a mysterious list of numbers from a time capsule to past and future disasters and sets out to prevent the ultimate catastrophe. (121 mins.)
Director: Alex Proyas