Movies I NEVER Want To See EVER

A growing list of movies that sound/look horrendous to me.
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1.
Drive Angry (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter. (104 mins.)
Director: Patrick Lussier
“ Almost anything with Nicholas Cage should be on here. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
2.
Season of the Witch (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague. (95 mins.)
Director: Dominic Sena
“ See above. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
3.
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Po and his friends fight to stop a peacock villain from conquering China with a deadly new weapon, but first the Dragon Warrior must come to terms with his past. (90 mins.)
“ The only Jack Black movie I've ever seen was the first one and I HATED it. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
4.
How Do You Know (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After being cut from the USA softball team and feeling a bit past her prime, Lisa finds herself evaluating her life and in the middle of a love triangle, as a corporate guy in crisis competes with her current, baseball-playing beau. (121 mins.)
Director: James L. Brooks
“ Not only are Owen Wilson and Jack Nicholson the exact same in every movie but this looks so stupid no matter who was in it. I even really like Paul Rudd but this is a definite no. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
5.
Sin City (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A film that explores the dark and miserable town, Basin City, and tells the story of three different people, all caught up in violent corruption. (124 mins.)
“ Jessica Alba? Rosario Dawson? Josh Hartnet? Mickey Roarke? That's my reason.

If I wanted to see a grotesquely colored movie that's based on comic books, I'd drop acid and watch Ghost World. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
6.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Dr. Watson join forces to outwit and bring down their fiercest adversary, Professor Moriarty. (129 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
“ Jude Law is a piece but Robert Downey Jr seems like too much of a douche bag in real life for me to see anything with him in it besides Less Than Zero. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
7.
Madea's Big Happy Family (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
The crazy and comical Mabel Simmoms, otherwise known as Madea, tries to wrangle her fighting family together for a family dinner regarding the health of her niece Shirley. (106 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
“ I would put all Tyler Perry movies on here but that would take forever. This honestly looks like the worst of all of them. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
8.
The Stoning of Soraya M. (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A distressed woman, desperately asks for a meeting with a journalist, to disclose the cruel and inhumane punishment of her niece. (114 mins.)
Director: Cyrus Nowrasteh
“ WAY too depressing. I think that it's probably a really good movie, but I also think that it will make me want to kill myself. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
9.
The Bounty Hunter (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A bounty hunter learns that his next target is his ex-wife, a reporter working on a murder cover-up. Soon after their reunion, the always-at-odds duo find themselves on a run-for-their-lives adventure. (110 mins.)
Director: Andy Tennant
“ Sadly, I doubt this is as bad as #10. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
10.
The Ugly Truth (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests... (96 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
“ No words can describe how intensely unwatchable this seems. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
11.
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In New York City, an estranged couple who witness a murder are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness-protection program. (103 mins.)
Director: Marc Lawrence
“ No, but I did hear that this was one of the worst movies of 2009. And I believe it. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
12.
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
The comedic stylings of four sort-of famous funnymen are brought to the big screen courtesy of this 2002 documentary. (105 mins.)
Director: C.B. Harding
“ Please don't encourage them. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
13.
This Is It (2009 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A compilation of interviews, rehearsals and backstage footage of Michael Jackson as he prepared for his series of sold-out shows in London. (111 mins.)
Director: Kenny Ortega
“ The tagline should have said "Pedo glorification anyone? Well, this is it!" ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
14.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. (113 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ Oh how I wish Adam Sandler was still funny! ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
15.
Obsessed (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A successful asset manager, who has just received a huge promotion, is blissfully happy in his career and in his marriage. But when a temp worker starts stalking him, all the things he's worked so hard for are placed in jeopardy. (108 mins.)
Director: Steve Shill
“ Terrible. Just absolutely terrible.

Also, perpetuates the stereotype that us crazy white bitchs are always trying to steal ourselves a "brotha". ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
16.
Bride Wars (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Two best friends become rivals when they schedule their respective weddings on the same day. (89 mins.)
Director: Gary Winick
“ Did women's liberation ever happen at all? ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
17.
Something Borrowed (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Friendships are tested and secrets come to the surface when terminally single Rachel falls for Dex, her best friend Darcy's fiancé. (112 mins.)
Director: Luke Greenfield
“ Just because I have a vagina does not mean that I wil see any movie with Kate Hudson getting married. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
18.
The Invention of Lying (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a writer seizes the opportunity for personal gain. (100 mins.)
“ Something about Ricky Gervais rubs me the wrong way and the commercials were so stupid. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
19.
Marley & Me (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A family learns important life lessons from their adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog. (115 mins.)
Director: David Frankel
“ Do I really need to explain this one? ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
20.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day. (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
“ See above. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
21.
Witless Protection (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman... (97 mins.)
“ See above. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
22.
Due Date (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time. (95 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
“ The dog in it is sooo cute but that's nowhere near enough to redeem this from a super crappy remake of "Planes Trains And Automobiles". I hate RDJ and Zach Galifinakis is the same character as he was in The Hangover. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
23.
Iron Man 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father's legacy. (124 mins.)
Director: Jon Favreau
“ I love me some ScarJo and Sam Jackson but no, absolutely not. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
24.
Gran Torino (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Disgruntled Korean War veteran Walt Kowalski sets out to reform his neighbor, a Hmong teenager who tried to steal Kowalski's prized possession: a 1972 Gran Torino. (116 mins.)
Director: Clint Eastwood
“ Clint Eastwood playing an old racist guy? What a stretch! I bet that was a really challenging role for him. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
25.
Crazy Heart (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A faded country music musician is forced to reassess his dysfunctional life during a doomed romance that also inspires him. (112 mins.)
Director: Scott Cooper
“ I don't wanna see Jeff Bridges being old & gross and I especially don't want to see Maggie Gyllenhaal fall in love with him. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
26.
Couples Retreat (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A comedy centered around four couples who settle into a tropical-island resort for a vacation. While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional. (113 mins.)
“ Carlos Ponce is a total piece but there are too many other unfunny, unattractive people for me to enjoy it. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
27.
The Lake House (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A lonely doctor, who once occupied an unusual lakeside house, begins exchanging love letters with its former resident, a frustrated architect. They must try to unravel the mystery behind their extraordinary romance before it's too late. (99 mins.)
“ I wish I could have written a letter to Alejandro Agresti in 2006 and told him not to make this movie in 2004. Or ever. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
28.
Hancock (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Hancock is a superhero whose ill considered behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when the person he saves helps him improve his public image. (92 mins.)
Director: Peter Berg
“ I understand the "need" for a black superhero, but why the hell is he homeless? ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
29.
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
In order to keep the woman of his dreams from falling for another guy, Charlie Logan has to break the curse that has made him wildly popular with single women: Sleep with Charlie once, and the next man you meet will be your true love. (96 mins.)
Director: Mark Helfrich
“ The poster is probably the only funny thing about this movie. I hate Jessica Alba and Dane Cook can only play himself, which is an irritating schmuck. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
30.
Hall Pass (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Rick and Fred, two husbands who are having difficulty in their marriages, are given a Hall Pass by their wives: for one week, they can do whatever they want. (105 mins.)
“ If you want a week off of marriage, then get divorced! This is not only an unfunny premise, it seems really degrading to women. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
31.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ Oh how I wish Eddie Murphy was still funny! ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
32.
Bad Santa (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot. (91 mins.)
Director: Terry Zwigoff
“ It's sad that Bernie Mac wasted his talents on turds such as this. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
33.
Zookeeper (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. (102 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
“ Kevin James just isn't funny and Rosario Dawson is the same character in every movie I've seen her in. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
34.
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
After experiencing what they think are a series of "break-ins", a family sets up security cameras around their home, only to realize that the events unfolding before them are more sinister than they seem. (91 mins.)
Director: Tod Williams
“ I hated the first one. ” - Saturday-Stevens
 
35.
All About Steve (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill