Not So Good

A list of films that were a disappointment to me--by my opinion. I have disengaged comments on this list to ward off abuse. We all have opinions, and by my opinion, these movies weren't that great.
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1.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. (104 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
“ I can't believe I sat through the whole movie. No brainpower here. ” - sapphiresky
 
2.
Nacho Libre (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Berated all his life by those around him, a monk follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler). (92 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
“ Nonsense from beginning to end. ” - sapphiresky
 
3.
Shallow Hal (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A shallow man falls in love with a 300 pound woman because of her "inner beauty". (114 mins.)
 
4.
The Matrix (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
A computer hacker learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his reality and his role in the war against its controllers. (136 mins.)
“ Too complicated to amount to anything and overrated. ” - sapphiresky
 
5.
Clerks II (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's. (97 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
“ Perverted ” - sapphiresky
 
6.
It (1990 Mini-Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
In 1960, seven pre-teen outcasts fight an evil demon who poses as a child-killing clown. Thirty years later, they reunite to stop the demon once and for all when it returns to their hometown. (192 mins.)
“ The first half was actually pretty good, but the ending killed the entire film. A giant spider, some of the worst special effects I have ever seen, eating people in the sewers. ” - sapphiresky
 
7.
Dreamcatcher (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Friends on a camping trip discover that the town they're vacationing in is being plagued in an unusual fashion by parasitic aliens from outer space. (136 mins.)
Director: Lawrence Kasdan
 
8.
Cleopatra (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Historical epic. The triumphs and tragedy of the Egyptian queen, Cleopatra. (192 mins.)
“ Overpriced and overlong. ” - sapphiresky
 
9.
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After finding love, Bridget Jones questions if she really has everything she's dreamed of having. (108 mins.)
Director: Beeban Kidron
“ Stinker all around! Another reason I do not like sequals. ” - sapphiresky
 
10.
The Shipping News (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
An emotionally-beaten man with his young daughter moves to his ancestral home in Newfoundland to reclaim his life. (111 mins.)
“ This movie was a winner with the critics, but a real snoozefest for me. I just couldn't get into it, so halfway through I turned it off. ” - sapphiresky
 
11.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind. (81 mins.)
“ Talk about a headache. When I left the theater, my eyes were throbbing. This was a really, really bad movie, so bad I hate even calling it that. It was a sham. ” - sapphiresky
 
12.
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The life of Jesus Christ, his journey through life as he faces the struggles all humans do, and his final temptation on the cross. (164 mins.)
Director: Martin Scorsese
“ Being a Christian, this movie greatly offended me even at age 16. ” - sapphiresky
 
13.
Creepshow (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
An anthology which tells five terrifying tales based on the E.C. horror comic books of the 1950s. (120 mins.)
“ Cheesy horror. The cockroach scene is just too much. ” - sapphiresky
 
14.
The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The original '70s T.V. family is now placed in the 1990s, where they're even more square and out of place than ever. (90 mins.)
Director: Betty Thomas
“ Even worse than the sitcom. :) ” - sapphiresky
 
15.
Harry and the Hendersons (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The Henderson family adopt a friendly Sasquatch but have a hard time trying to keep the legend of 'Bigfoot' a secret. (110 mins.)
Director: William Dear
“ Maybe good for the kiddies. ” - sapphiresky
 
16.
Joe's Apartment (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A nice guy has just moved to New York and discovers that he must share his run-down apartment with a couple thousand singing, dancing cockroaches. (80 mins.)
Director: John Payson
“ Anybody want some roaches? ” - sapphiresky
 
17.
The 'Burbs (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
An overstressed suburbanite and his fellow neighbors are convinced that the new family on the block are part of a murderous Satanic cult. (101 mins.)
Director: Joe Dante
“ I almost wanted to like this movie being a Hanks fan, but it was just too absurd. ” - sapphiresky
 
18.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil Labute
 
19.
Grease 2 (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
An English student at a 1960s American high school has to prove himself to the leader of a girls' gang whose members can only date greasers. (115 mins.)
Director: Patricia Birch
 
20.
Team America: World Police (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love. (98 mins.)
Director: Trey Parker
“ This film was hugely popular, but I thought it was raunchy and disgusting and much too graphic. Sorry fans, this movie was terrible. ” - sapphiresky
 
21.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The scientist father of a teenage girl and boy accidentally shrinks his and two other neighborhood teens to the size of insects. Now the teens must fight diminutive dangers as the father searches for them. (93 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ Rediculous plot had me snoozing. ” - sapphiresky
 
22.
The Flamingo Kid (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Set in Brooklyn, 1963, Jeffrey Willis has just finished high school and isn't quite sure what the future holds... (100 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
“ It's not so much that I didn't like this film--it was watchable. It just struggled to hold my attention all the way through. I kept pausing it to do things around the house, a sure sign a movie is boring me. I think I sat through it until the end because Matt Dillion was a teenage heartthrob of mine back in the day. :) ” - sapphiresky
 
23.
The Rain People (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Having discovered that she is pregnant, Natalie Ravenna, a Long Island housewife panics and leaves home... (101 mins.)
 
24.
Antz (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A rather neurotic ant tries to break from his totalitarian society while trying to win the affection of the princess he loves. (83 mins.)
“ This movie isn't for the kiddies who can put two and two together, due to it's sexually suggestive humor. Adults might be bored like I was. Animation was okay for it's day, but overall not much of a crowd-pleaser. ” - sapphiresky
 
25.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
While attending his brother's wedding, a serial womanizer is haunted by the ghosts of his past girlfriends. (100 mins.)
Director: Mark Waters
“ I didn't care for this one even though I am a fan of this actor ” - sapphiresky
 
26.
Brothers (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A young man comforts his older brother's wife and children after he goes missing in Afghanistan. (105 mins.)
Director: Jim Sheridan
“ I rate this about a C- because it wasn't horrible, but it was definately a disappointment. ” - sapphiresky
 
27.
Willow (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A reluctant dwarf must play a critical role in protecting a special baby from an evil queen. (126 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
“ Awful, awful film. ” - sapphiresky
 
28.
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
In order to keep the woman of his dreams from falling for another guy, Charlie Logan has to break the curse that has made him wildly popular with single women: Sleep with Charlie once, and the next man you meet will be your true love. (96 mins.)
Director: Mark Helfrich
 
29.
Love Happens (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A widower whose book about coping with loss turns him into a best-selling self-help guru, falls for the hotel florist where his seminar is given, only to learn that he hasn't yet truly confronted his wife's passing. (109 mins.)
Director: Brandon Camp
“ I didn't like this one. I love the actress, so I was disappointed. ” - sapphiresky
 
30.
Christine (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A nerdish boy buys a strange car with an evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it. (110 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
“ This movie starts out decent, then fizzles out. The plot is a little too far-fetched to really be scarey. ” - sapphiresky
 
31.
Little Darlings (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Two fifteen year-old girls from different sides of the tracks compete to see who will be first to lose their virginity while at camp. (96 mins.)
“ I saw this movie years ago, and all I remember was I didn't care for it. The plot seems more like something you would see in today's culture, not 1980. It touches on teenage girls and virginity at a summer camp. ” - sapphiresky
 
32.
In Dreams (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A suburban housewife learns that she has psychic connections to a serial killer, and can predict this person's motives through her dreams. (100 mins.)
Director: Neil Jordan
“ Eerie in ways, but in other ways too proposterous to be taken seriously. ” - sapphiresky
 
33.
Suddenly, Last Summer (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
The only son of wealthy widow Violet Venable dies while on vacation with his cousin Catherine. What the girl saw was so horrible that she went insane; now Mrs. Venable wants Catherine lobotomized to cover up the truth. (114 mins.)
“ Awful beyond words because of the way it is put forth, confusing and too dramatic. Hepburn, Montgomery and Taylor performed well, but the movie sucked. It was really about homosexuality, but they put it across in a way that was difficult to decipher. Most likely because it was a subject seldom talked about in 1959 unlike today. ” - sapphiresky
 
34.
Burn After Reading (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A disk containing mysterious information from a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous and daft gym employees who attempt to sell it. (96 mins.)
 
35.
Eat Pray Love (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A married woman realizes how unhappy her marriage really is, and that her life needs to go in a different direction. After a painful divorce, she takes off on a round-the-world journey to "find herself". (133 mins.)
Director: Ryan Murphy
“ I thought this was a little boring. ” - sapphiresky
 
36.
No Strings Attached (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it's not long before they learn that they want something more. (108 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
“ Too raunchy for my tastes, but people who enjoy this sort of humor will be satisfied. ” - sapphiresky
 
37.
One Day (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
After spending the night together on the night of their college graduation Dexter and Em are shown each year on the same date to see where they are in their lives. They are sometimes together, sometimes not, on that day. (107 mins.)
Director: Lone Scherfig
“ The ending was wrong! The movie as a whole isn't worth a second watch by my opinion. ” - sapphiresky
 
38.
Same Time, Next Year (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A man and woman meet by chance at a romantic inn over dinner. Although both are married to others, they... (119 mins.)
Director: Robert Mulligan
“ The idea of this film was appalling to me. A lifelong affair that never becomes a committed relationship? I think I only watched it out of curiosity because a novel I was reading made references to it. ” - sapphiresky
 
39.
Nell (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In a remote woodland cabin, a small town doctor discovers Nell - a beautiful young hermit woman with many secrets. (112 mins.)
Director: Michael Apted